Spammity Spamalicious Spam

[stormneedle]

Some dweeb used the mail address cpw at my sitename, and I've been getting loads of bounced and refused spam the last day. It seems to have ended around 4 AM, so I'm hopeful that's the end of it, but I changed all the passwords anyways.

In other news, spam bounces.

[stormneedle]

Hello Dear,
 
I have Paid the fee for your Cheque Draft.but the manager of Eko Bank Benin told me that before the check will get to you that it will expire.
 
So i told him to cash $1,100.000.00 all the necessary arrangement of delivering the $1,100.000.00 in cash was made with GLOBAL TRUST COURIER COMPANY.
 
This in the information they need to delivery your package to you.
 
DR.MAXLLCEL HEBERT
EMAIL:gtccsediplomats@gmail.com
PHONE:+229 93 69 60 20
 
1.YOUR FULL NAME
2.YOUR HOME ADDRESS.
3.YOUR CURRENT HOME TELEPHONE NUMBER.
5.A COPY OF YOUR PICTURE
 
Sincerely Anthony John.

One wonders just how expensive that phone number is to call. Or what a nice goat picture would do as the current copy of "my" picture.

[hajen]

From: ZENAH Hendershot <belongingsche@eisai.com.ph>

Hello my friend!

I am ready to kill myself and eat my dog, if medicine prices here (http://URLREDACTED.hk) are bad.

Look, the site and call me 1-800 if its wrong..

My dog and I are still alive :)

...bzuh? btw it does just say "1-800" with no other phone number.

[hajen]

SUBJECT: your cock will be your master

Say nothing good of yourself, you will be distrusted say nothing bad of yourself, you will be taken at your word.
People travel in the way of least resistance, by choosing one's environment, one will travel in a particular way.
Man needs difficulties they are necessary for health.
The most advanced nations are always those who navigate the most.
Religion is as effectually destroyed by bigotry as by indifference.
The highest problem of any art is to cause by appearance the illusion of a higher reality.
We are all HIV-positive.
light for every darkness, life in death, the promise of our Lord's return, and the assurance of everlasting glory.
The economy depends about as much on economists as the weather does on weather forecasters.
Old age is like flying through a storm. Once you're aboard, there's nothing you can do.
The superior man is modest in his speech but exceeds in his actions.
In War: Resolution. In Defeat: Defiance. In Victory: Magnanimity. In Peace: Goodwill.
One's destination is never a place, but rather a new way of looking at things.
The opposite of talking isn't listening. The opposite of talking is waiting.
Sometimes I lie awake at night and ask why me? Then a voice answers nothing personal, your name just happened to come up.
When my horse is running good, I don't stop to give him sugar.
It is a cursed evil to any man to become as absorbed in any subject as I am in mine.
When anger rises, think of the consequences.
The advantage of time and place in all practical actions is half a victory which being lost is irrecoverable.

[mo]

Somewhere out there is a spammer who yearns for something more.

[hajen]

If you want your dick to be bigger than you, try Penis Enlarge Patch.

(URL redacted)

After taking Penis Enlarge Patch, you will have to use the condom of the biggest size.



------------------------
  Seems kind o providential, havin so much money come to you just now, when your sister-in-laws jest died, and left you the first time in your life without anybody you got to stay and see to, dont it? commented the neighbor persistently.
he begins  to speak  his tongue  files the track and all those labored malesand  females  come out as  its. And  even  when  he is  reading German  tohimself, he always  calls those things it,  where  as he  ought to read in

[Lindsey Buckinghmof]

Not spam, but sent to EVARYONE on campus:

Subject: Today's Special Olympics Law Enforcement

Heh heh. I told you cops were retarded. Heh heh.

(apparently somebody's mail client truncated the subject, the rest should have said "charity something something") 

[stormneedle]

Thieves steal Herman Munster's identity

Hmm. I haven't looked to see if that's out on DVD yet.

[random axe]

Fairly recent:

From:  Stupid nations
Subject:  We are ready to loan you money

[ivan]

Yeah, Sierra Leone and Cote d'Ivoire are the new Nigeria.

[random axe]

Got a few saved up.

Sender:  Regulated Goop
Subject:  Want medication?

Well, at least it's not the unregulated goop.


Sender:  Pumpkin V. Backtracker
Subject:  New decision in your favor

Alas, this was for penis extensions.  I was hoping it was a Supreme Court case.  I wanted to know if Pumpkin won.


Sender:  Colonel Extrapolation
Subject:  Wholesale Secrets Stolen From A Chinaman

Colonel, are you a war profiteer?


Sender:  Terraced P. Quadrant
Subject:  lawn service contract renewal

That almost made sense.


Sender:  Coached Rebellion
[no subject]


Sender:  Tussled Incrimination
Subject:  Have you seen my naked?

What, did you lose it in the tussle?


Sender:  Beater B. Assailants
Subject:  rats everywhere!


Sender:  Protozoan G. Confidant
Subject:  secret for you

If its about what Volvox did last weekend, I already heard.


Sender:  Changeling H. Placenta
Subject:  Visit my restaurant




Sender:  Puffy Semites
Subject:  Have you seen these?

YOU'RE DOING IT WRONG.  I think. 


I've also gotten spam from "Nuts T. Stomachs" and "Swishing H. Englishman", but the subject lines were blank.

[Lindsey Buckinghmof]

Oh Bob they are so INCREDIBLY STOOPID

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[zenlunatic]

I think I got one of those too.

I don't have an eBay account, or rather, I haven't for years...

[NexR]

They did that to me and wouldn't let me reactivate it. Oh well, fuck em.

[stormneedle]

Username: iamascammer
password: tracethisip