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Re: Spammity Spamalicious Spam
« Reply #285 on: August 18, 2010, 12:27:52 PM »
It would be a good name for a porn movie.  "Certified Erections"
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Re: Spammity Spamalicious Spam
« Reply #286 on: August 18, 2010, 03:29:50 PM »
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"After walking away from the other people backstage, Justin Bieber found a place where we could be alone -- a bathroom. We went inside and immediately his personality changed drastically. He began touching me and repeatedly said he wanted to fuck the shit out of me."

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Re: Spammity Spamalicious Spam
« Reply #287 on: August 18, 2010, 04:12:28 PM »
Quote from: Talix on August 18, 2010, 11:13:44 AM
When we get our island, can we name it Nohta Republic?
Delayed, but still deserved :hisey:
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Re: Spammity Spamalicious Spam
« Reply #288 on: August 21, 2010, 07:41:21 AM »
Sender: watner24
Subject:  Get bragging right in your pants

Well, bragging out of my pants would be declasse.  :harumph:
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Re: Spammity Spamalicious Spam
« Reply #289 on: August 21, 2010, 03:22:42 PM »
It's REALLY fun sifting through spam as a pharmacy student.

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Re: Spammity Spamalicious Spam
« Reply #290 on: August 21, 2010, 07:23:46 PM »
Quote from: eldiem on August 21, 2010, 03:22:42 PM
It's REALLY fun sifting through spam as a pharmacy student.

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"That's NOT how you spell <insert random drug name here>" moments?
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Re: Spammity Spamalicious Spam
« Reply #291 on: August 21, 2010, 07:33:29 PM »
I figured it was just because pharmacy students can already get Viagra even cheaper than that.

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Re: Spammity Spamalicious Spam
« Reply #292 on: August 21, 2010, 11:01:36 PM »
We don't buy viagra, we tend more towards C14|_ i5 and such. More likely it's like, s0m4 and ><a|\|a>< I would guess.
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Re: Spammity Spamalicious Spam
« Reply #293 on: August 28, 2010, 09:20:03 PM »
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sgptm oi

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Re: Spammity Spamalicious Spam
« Reply #294 on: August 29, 2010, 12:36:11 AM »
Ic4 2

There are four lights.
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"After walking away from the other people backstage, Justin Bieber found a place where we could be alone -- a bathroom. We went inside and immediately his personality changed drastically. He began touching me and repeatedly said he wanted to fuck the shit out of me."

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Re: Spammity Spamalicious Spam
« Reply #295 on: August 29, 2010, 03:34:32 PM »
Quote from: random axe on August 18, 2010, 10:58:47 AM
I don't think I've ever had a certified erection

i have
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Re: Spammity Spamalicious Spam
« Reply #296 on: August 29, 2010, 04:00:32 PM »
Maybe, but not one of mine.
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Re: Spammity Spamalicious Spam
« Reply #297 on: September 02, 2010, 03:31:09 AM »
you know, this isn't exactly funny in a goofy way, but, it just struck me as very, very odd . . .

bold claredon? ebarmitzvah.com?  guarantee?

if i weren't so flabbergasted i'd think it was racist and insulting and i'd give the guy a a poke in the throat just for putting "system" in quotes.

do people who send thousands and thousands of these things out actually make money?

if they do, sign me up. well, no, i actually have morals.


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oh, i'm not a fellow entrepreneur. not quite sure how he's mistaken me for one of his pals.

i have no feelings about judaism one way or the other, but it seems a little heavy on that side. makes me wonder about the demo. hell, what do i know. it could have been sent by jesus. 

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Re: Spammity Spamalicious Spam
« Reply #298 on: September 03, 2010, 05:39:47 PM »
I just got spam sent from my boss' hotmail account. It was sent to several people in his address book; one of his accountants, a concierge at a hotel in Hawaii, his wife, customers, etc. I knew I should have never given him my good email address.

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Re: Spammity Spamalicious Spam
« Reply #299 on: September 03, 2010, 05:53:25 PM »
And he should not have slept with that concierge.
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