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Re: Spammity Spamalicious Spam
« Reply #300 on: September 03, 2010, 05:58:19 PM »
Who's to say, really? The more he gets laid the better, as far as I'm concerned.
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Re: Spammity Spamalicious Spam
« Reply #301 on: September 03, 2010, 06:11:54 PM »
Jeez, I didn't realize you cared so much about the concierge.
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Re: Spammity Spamalicious Spam
« Reply #302 on: September 03, 2010, 06:30:21 PM »
Someone has to. Or at least they should. Needs, needs, needs... what about the concierge's needs???
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Re: Spammity Spamalicious Spam
« Reply #303 on: September 03, 2010, 06:37:10 PM »
The concierge needs a tip. NOT THAT TIP.
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Re: Spammity Spamalicious Spam
« Reply #304 on: September 09, 2010, 07:41:06 AM »
Sender:  Zormum
Subject:  Remedies for sexual activities


Either that word doesn't mean what you think it means or you are selling a product that not many people need.  On the other hand, I suppose that the people who do need it really need it.
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Re: Spammity Spamalicious Spam
« Reply #305 on: September 09, 2010, 09:11:17 AM »
If sexual activities require remedies - someone is doing it wrong.
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Re: Spammity Spamalicious Spam
« Reply #306 on: September 09, 2010, 09:54:54 AM »
Maybe it's just a recording of distracting sounds:  Dog scratching at bedroom door; garbage truck backing up outside; husband's car pulling into driveway.

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Re: Spammity Spamalicious Spam
« Reply #307 on: September 11, 2010, 07:24:42 PM »
Sender:  Camille
Subject:  Huge Viagra Reduction!


Marketing Fail.
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Re: Spammity Spamalicious Spam
« Reply #308 on: September 11, 2010, 09:04:03 PM »
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Re: Spammity Spamalicious Spam
« Reply #309 on: September 12, 2010, 06:14:52 PM »
Sender:  Shannell
Subject:  Fuck you piece of shit


Uh . . . yeah, really?  The gmail snippet was just a URL, and it ended in .info.  There's a .info now?  I hadn't seen that one before.
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Re: Spammity Spamalicious Spam
« Reply #310 on: September 12, 2010, 10:35:47 PM »
This is allegedly from DHL.  There's no link or anything, so I'm not sure what I'm supposed to do with it.

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Dear Customer!

Remember that your parcel is still pending for delivery.

If you truly do not wish to receive the parcel then you should issue our company official letter of authority to deliver the parcel to any of the above address group for delivery.
 
We do not want you or anybody else to sue our company to court in future,alleging that we stole his/her parcel. This is why we insiste that we need to enssure that you claiming your parcel that contains an ATM Card.
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Re: Spammity Spamalicious Spam
« Reply #311 on: September 12, 2010, 10:41:28 PM »
Point and laugh.
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Re: Spammity Spamalicious Spam
« Reply #312 on: September 13, 2010, 07:52:56 AM »
I would notify DHL that someone is sending emails on their behalf.
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Re: Spammity Spamalicious Spam
« Reply #313 on: September 13, 2010, 01:07:50 PM »
DHL spam shows up in my postini all the time.  It's almost always infected with viri or worms.
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Re: Spammity Spamalicious Spam
« Reply #314 on: September 14, 2010, 09:39:29 PM »
Wow.

Sender:  Watcherman
Subject:  Judge Fries!

The google snippet is "judgefry" with a Russian domain.  I admit I am ever so slightly curious, because WTF.  There are several ways to interpret that phrase, and none of them make sense.
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