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Stoater
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Oh hey, new status
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January 11, 2007, 04:31:22 PM »
MY MEMBER IS FULL AND SWELLING WITH PRIDE!
/pipes down
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sm0k4
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My scholarship is superior
Re: Oh hey, new status
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January 11, 2007, 06:55:55 PM »
lolling
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stormneedle
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Nonsense Stuffer
Re: Oh hey, new status
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January 11, 2007, 08:20:28 PM »
Tumescent Member status?
What sort of place is this?
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“I'm generalizing from one example here, but everyone generalizes from one example. At least, I do.”
mrcookieface
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Re: Oh hey, new status
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January 11, 2007, 09:39:52 PM »
Swell indeed.
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GB
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Re: Oh hey, new status
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January 11, 2007, 10:45:31 PM »
I think I need a fluffer.
Where the hell is galm?
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Hard Gay is way too cool to ever be Vista.
Psidefect
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Re: Oh hey, new status
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January 11, 2007, 11:47:43 PM »
My fluffing services are available!
I fluff like you read about.
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“You've got a lot to learn about screwing up your life, pal.”
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mrcookieface
“How sad for a marriage to fail because it's not compatible with Windows 31! But it'll happen.”
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random axe
“Not my problem if they don't know how to make magic smoke out of it.”
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Stormy
“Dude. That will get you out of TWO family holi
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causts.”
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Stoatse
"It is my role in this drama to misunderstand things at top volume."
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eldiem
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Re: Oh hey, new status
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January 12, 2007, 12:12:39 AM »
I only need like 5 more posts until my member is full and throbbing.
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What?
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Now it makes sense to me why I wanted to be a pharmacist and not a doctor; we take what we can get!
Psidefect
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Re: Oh hey, new status
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January 12, 2007, 12:15:51 AM »
I'm here to help!
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“You've got a lot to learn about screwing up your life, pal.”
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mrcookieface
“How sad for a marriage to fail because it's not compatible with Windows 31! But it'll happen.”
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random axe
“Not my problem if they don't know how to make magic smoke out of it.”
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Stormy
“Dude. That will get you out of TWO family holi
day
causts.”
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Stoatse
"It is my role in this drama to misunderstand things at top volume."
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Hmof
eldiem
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Re: Oh hey, new status
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January 12, 2007, 12:17:19 AM »
thx.
/postwhore
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Now it makes sense to me why I wanted to be a pharmacist and not a doctor; we take what we can get!
Stoater
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Re: Oh hey, new status
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January 12, 2007, 12:52:45 AM »
That's what the thread is for.
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thegrue
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Feck!
Re: Oh hey, new status
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January 12, 2007, 01:19:17 AM »
I haven't checked my member in a while.
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thegrue
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Feck!
Re: Oh hey, new status
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January 12, 2007, 01:22:41 AM »
Actually even checking it doesn't help because I forgot how long I have to play with it before it gets bigger.
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Irish
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Re: Oh hey, new status
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January 12, 2007, 09:37:12 AM »
Someone call for a fluffer?
/gets down on knees
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i bet you taste like disappointment -pdrake
I'm not your emotional tampon.
Mr. Hate!
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Re: Oh hey, new status
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January 12, 2007, 11:21:16 AM »
Fluffy McFlufferpants
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hackess
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Aaaaand, we're back.
Re: Oh hey, new status
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January 12, 2007, 01:44:55 PM »
Quote from: stormneedle on January 11, 2007, 08:20:28 PM
Tumescent Member status?
What sort of place is this?
"Engorged"
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