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Re: Geek News You Don't Need
« Reply #270 on: March 18, 2010, 01:19:50 PM »
ICCAT is like the IWC. They're supposed to regulate the fishery and enact conservation regulations, but they are INEFFECTIVE because of ASSHOLES like JAPAN. This attempt to get CITES involved is basically an end run. The logic involved here is that CITES actually works, and ICCAT doesn't, so why not use CITES? well JAPAN won't have it.

Fuck them. I don't think we nuked them enough.
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Re: Geek News You Don't Need
« Reply #271 on: March 18, 2010, 01:34:58 PM »
Japan is going to be eating nothing but rice, seaweed, barnacles, and recycled cardboard, the way they're going.

Or they're going to invade Korea.

They're completely crazy.  Seriously, if someone there invents really good synthetic food, it should be an automatic Nobel.  Possibly the Peace Prize.

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Re: Geek News You Don't Need
« Reply #272 on: March 19, 2010, 02:10:23 PM »
I hear they're selling Plum Island.  I can only hope this isn't true.  That's not a government facility we don't need.  And it's a classic.

If it does get sold, the people who made that decision to sell it had better be among the first to go down when the zombies rise.

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Re: Geek News You Don't Need
« Reply #273 on: April 07, 2010, 09:38:16 PM »
NASA's Infinity Torpedo.

Told ya.  Of course, theirs is for research.

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Re: Geek News You Don't Need
« Reply #274 on: April 13, 2010, 07:43:17 PM »
Something more positive from me (how rare!): The Economist did a great feature in last week's issue. Very well done. Here is some of it from the online edition.

http://www.economist.com/displaystory.cfm?story_id=15719298

The only problem is they attribute too much to the sign of the errors in the IPCC reports. Sure, they make things 'warmer' -- but the whole IPCC approach was too conservative to begin with and most of us think that impacts are understated to begin with, so the 'errors' are likely to be closer to 'correct.' Doesn't matter, it's all trivia.
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Re: Geek News You Don't Need
« Reply #275 on: April 13, 2010, 08:14:30 PM »
Yeah, that's pretty good.  The Economist is pretty dignified.



I wrote a whole rant here, but I think it's superfluous.

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Re: Geek News You Don't Need
« Reply #276 on: April 27, 2010, 09:21:44 PM »
Injected radiation shielding.

:hmm:

It 'only' protects bone marrow against mild radiation exposure, but that comes up more often than most kinds of radiation damage except for too much sunlight on the skin.

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Re: Geek News You Don't Need
« Reply #277 on: May 03, 2010, 06:32:52 PM »
Yep.

It's not going to be visible as black floating sheets, but yeah, it's right in the area where Loop meanders go. If it gets picked up it's going up the coast. And will then reappear accumulating probably between Cape Fear and Cape Hatteras. Enjoy! I mean, use baby oil to get it off your feet.
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Re: Geek News You Don't Need
« Reply #278 on: May 03, 2010, 06:45:22 PM »
DRILL BABY DRILL
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Re: Geek News You Don't Need
« Reply #279 on: May 03, 2010, 06:48:07 PM »
Yeah, it's pretty bad.  Catastrophically bad.  You gotta wonder if New Orleans is thinking about moving to St Louis.

I've heard a surprising number of people (mostly customers, at work) shrug this off as equivalent to a 'natural' event.  Hey, oil's a natural substance, and there are natural leaks at the ocean floor in the Gulf anyway!  And wetlands have dealt with this kind of thing for millions of years.  Natural.

I did point out to one guy that dying is perfectly natural, and so is cancer.  Living in a cave and shitting on the floor is pretty natural.  Clothes, cars, contact lenses, MP3 players . . . all pretty unnatural.  Freezing to death outside in cold weather is natural.  Even if this ridiculous oil spill were natural, so what?

Honestly.  People!

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Re: Geek News You Don't Need
« Reply #280 on: May 03, 2010, 06:59:53 PM »
I'm waiting for somebody to blame this on environmentalists that want to ruin the American Way of Life (TM)(c)(Pat.Pend.) by showing the dangers of drilling offshore.

We already knew it was risky to drill off shores. One more example really wasn't necessary.
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Re: Geek News You Don't Need
« Reply #281 on: May 03, 2010, 07:21:26 PM »
I'm waiting for somebody to blame this on environmentalists that want to ruin the American Way of Life (TM)(c)(Pat.Pend.) by showing the dangers of drilling offshore.

We already knew it was risky to drill off shores. One more example really wasn't necessary.

Limbaugh has already done it.

http://content.usatoday.com/communities/greenhouse/post/2010/05/has-he-gone-too-far-rush-limbaugh-suggests-environmentalists-planned-oil-spill/1
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Re: Geek News You Don't Need
« Reply #282 on: May 03, 2010, 08:13:27 PM »
Thing is, the oil companies have just as much incentive if not more.  They're corporations; their motivation is profit.  Now, the easiest way to get profit from oil is not to produce more oil but to charge more for it.  Meanwhile, finding and extracting more oil is becoming more and more expensive and, frankly, more of a hassle.  And risky!  And impolitic.

The oil companies own the refineries, not just the means of production.  So to a large extent, they can make their profits regardless of where the oil comes from, and -- to another very large extent -- oil is oil.  It doesn't matter much to the refinery or the gas station or the plastics factory if the oil comes from the Gulf of Mexico or the Arabian Peninsula.  De Beers can make gem-quality diamonds in factories, but flooding the market wouldn't improve their profits.  Oil gets used up a lot faster than diamonds, but the principle is the same.

Plus -- rather importantly -- since oil's becoming harder to produce, if the rate of production is slowed now, the relatively easy-to-get oil will last longer.  So, again, it's better to do whatever to drive the price of oil up, if you're an oil company.

The people trading petroleum futures have even better incentives to drive up the price per barrel, in theory, but since most of the serious traders are speculators who buy and sell ahead of the curve, the last thing they want is too little volatility in the market.  They're not really making their money from the value of oil but by fleecing slower investors who are trying to make money from the value of oil.  But even the futures sharps have better incentive than ecoterrorists to blow up a drilling rig.

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Re: Geek News You Don't Need
« Reply #283 on: May 03, 2010, 10:11:26 PM »
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Re: Geek News You Don't Need
« Reply #284 on: May 03, 2010, 10:44:41 PM »
I'm waiting for somebody to blame this on environmentalists that want to ruin the American Way of Life (TM)(c)(Pat.Pend.) by showing the dangers of drilling offshore.

We already knew it was risky to drill off shores. One more example really wasn't necessary.

Limbaugh has already done it.

http://content.usatoday.com/communities/greenhouse/post/2010/05/has-he-gone-too-far-rush-limbaugh-suggests-environmentalists-planned-oil-spill/1
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