Most of the biggest names in NHL hockey

[names NHL players he knows]
Bobby Orr
Wayne Gretzky
That guy named Satan
Alas, I'm out. I'm aware that we beat the Russians in an Olympic game that took place in a stirring film. When I was a kid, some neighbors of ours were fairly closely related somehow to the owner of the Flyers, but that was before the Rand Wars, and I'm not even objectively sure if he's still alive.
I'd probably watch more hockey except that, as I've said, I can't see the puck on TV, and my feeling is that they have to control the violence. Not necessarily eliminate it, but
control it. If the fighting isn't allowed, then cut down on it and make the penalties serious. If the fight's allowed, then fit it into the rules and enforce them.
This may be a basketball prejudice, though. When you get bent out of shape because a defender got away with tugging on a player's jersey when he was going to the hoop, it's hard to accept a guy getting away with punching another player's helmet right off his head.