Author Topic: News you DID need  (Read 1174 times)

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Re: News you DID need
« Reply #45 on: February 04, 2012, 02:46:08 PM »
That electrical utility I've complained about?  Could be worse.  They charged one woman $1500 for one month, told her she must be the one who's wrong and that she should calm down.

Difficulty:  They haven't read her meter in at least 18 months because it's a pain to drive all the way to her house.

Nice.


edit:  I gotta stop reading the local news.  [ugh]

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Re: News you DID need
« Reply #46 on: February 04, 2012, 04:21:15 PM »
Man accidentally shoots himself and his wife.

Newlyweds.  He managed to accidentally shoot himself in the hand, arm, and leg, and shoot his wife in the leg, while "familiarizing" himself with the handgun his wife bought him as a present.


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Re: News you DID need
« Reply #47 on: February 04, 2012, 05:04:00 PM »
Dude.  The phone would ring, and that guy would probably answer the gun by mistake.  And manage to somehow shoot his wife, too.

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Re: News you DID need
« Reply #48 on: February 04, 2012, 06:21:33 PM »


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Re: News you DID need
« Reply #49 on: February 04, 2012, 07:05:16 PM »
She should have sprung for lessons.
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Re: News you DID need
« Reply #50 on: February 04, 2012, 07:08:09 PM »
Man accidentally shoots himself and his wife.

Newlyweds.  He managed to accidentally shoot himself in the hand, arm, and leg, and shoot his wife in the leg, while "familiarizing" himself with the handgun his wife bought him as a present.





Oy.

I bet it was a pink Susan Komen Foundation Walther P-22 Automatic For The Cure.
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