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Re: Things Only A Republican Can Believe
« Reply #30 on: January 17, 2010, 02:10:50 PM »
OK.  SERIOUSLY.  What rose-colored welder's goggles are people viewing Sarah Palin through?  I want a pair, just to try them out.  I just read this column about her move to Fox News (NY Times), and I can't stand it.

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1. She’s made for television.

She’s telegenic. She’s never speechless. [...]  And, she has one of the best poker faces in the game — smiling and winking while bobbing and weaving, spouting all manner of nonsense to conceal when she’s nonplussed.

No.  No.  Have you actually ever seen her on TV?  She looks like a badly-maintained muppet.  She compresses her mouth in a confused frown while staring at whoever's talking as if she really really has to go to the bathroom.  She cannot speak if she's not repeating something rehearsed.  She looks like a quarter-inch layer of pancake makeup is the only thing holding back a deluge of flop sweat.  She nods smugly in that way that screams I don't know WTF you're talking about, so please don't call on me.  She's hesitant and jerky and confused, and it often looks like she's going to either cry or flip out.

She's terrible.  I'm sorry, but she's not even fit for talk radio.  It won't matter to her fanbase (nothing does), but she is not telegenic.  She makes Nixon look like Cary Grant.

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Re: Things Only A Republican Can Believe
« Reply #31 on: January 17, 2010, 02:47:18 PM »
 :lol: :rollin:

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Re: Things Only A Republican Can Believe
« Reply #32 on: January 17, 2010, 08:21:08 PM »
I always got the feeling, watching her on tv, that she was just barely not retarded enough for the special olympics...
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Re: Things Only A Republican Can Believe
« Reply #34 on: February 11, 2010, 12:10:31 PM »
I always got the feeling, watching her on tv, that she was just barely not retarded enough for the special olympics...

What's the difference between Sarah's mouth and her vagina?

Only one retarded thing has come out of her vagina.

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Re: Things Only A Republican Can Believe
« Reply #35 on: February 11, 2010, 04:43:56 PM »
 :rollin: :rollin: :rollin:
"After walking away from the other people backstage, Justin Bieber found a place where we could be alone -- a bathroom. We went inside and immediately his personality changed drastically. He began touching me and repeatedly said he wanted to fuck the shit out of me."

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Re: Things Only A Republican Can Believe
« Reply #36 on: February 11, 2010, 05:03:28 PM »
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http://gawker.com/5469035/virginia-republican-bans-satan

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the "Mark of the Beast" spoken of in the Book of Revelations—generally the most important biblical book for your average fundamentalist Christian, as it elides the gay neighbor-loving shit and the "camel through a needle's eye" socialism for Michael Bay special effects and fiery vengeance against the heathens.

Book of Revelation, singular, and don't use "elides" that way.  Proper usage should be when something is omitted because the intender believes (consciously or unconsciously) that it's implicit and understood, not because the intender dislikes it or the audience is meant to be deceived.  Plus, Revelation is mostly a warning to the self-styled faithful, not so much a promise of the comeuppance of the heathens, although they get theirs, too.  The apocalyptic prophets were mostly saying 'This is what's a-gonna happen to people God doesn't like -- and if you're not carefull, that means YOU, too.'

Otherwise I agree . . . except that they missed the prime irony that a hell of a lot of the social and political machinations of the Extreme Christians is meant to hasten the End Times, not prevent them from arriving.  This guy isn't even on the right page.  It makes me wonder how he feels about Israel's sovereignty.

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Re: Things Only A Republican Can Believe
« Reply #37 on: February 18, 2010, 12:32:13 PM »
http://www.cbc.ca/world/story/2010/02/12/f-rfa-macdonald.html

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The Tea Partiers' America is a richly imagined nation, one in which a suitably shrunken government, its general uselessness exposed to all, answers directly to ruggedly individualistic citizens who carve out decent livings solely by dint of hard work and entrepreneurial spirit, scorning government handouts, and who are free of crippling taxes and regulations.

Everybody speaks English in this America, preferably only English, and prays regularly. Their children don't need abortions because they practise abstinence until they enter into a heterosexual marriage, often after military service, during which they get to go into combat abroad against America's myriad enemies.

A Tea-Party America would already be whacking the Iranians, slapping North Korea around and straightening out the Pakistanis.

All of this would be financed by waves of tax cuts here at home because, as everybody knows, tax cuts provoke such wild economic growth that governments actually wind up richer.




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America's Tea Partiers, for all their colourful ideas, are really only a spectacular crystallization of certain opinion currents in the broader citizenry.

Or, as Newsweek columnist Jacob Weisberg so tartly put it last week, "the childishness, ignorance, and growing incoherence of the public at large."





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Re: Things Only A Republican Can Believe
« Reply #38 on: February 18, 2010, 01:58:17 PM »
If they're for small government why are they pro military?
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Re: Things Only A Republican Can Believe
« Reply #39 on: February 18, 2010, 02:30:01 PM »
If they're for small government why are they pro military?
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Re: Things Only A Republican Can Believe
« Reply #40 on: February 18, 2010, 02:34:09 PM »
It's not reasoned.  It's the more annoying end of Libertarian Republicanism, is what it is -- the hundreds of thousands so assured of their own superiority that they believe that surely THEY would come out on top if only the rules were made 'fair', by which they really mean if only they were allowed to screw other people over.  They believe they are Darwinian champions held back by PC rules and regulations that make life easy for people who really should have perished on their own by now for the good of the species.  Their boastful false modesty and rationalized sense of false ethical norms is what makes them proclaim that, hey, everyone would benefit if only the government would turn this into a free-for-all, and anyone who failed to benefit, well, that must be purely their own fault, those losers, and it's none of my affair or responsibility.

Like white supremacists (often very like), they are grossly deluded.  They're blissfully unaware of how they benefit mightily from the same social institutions that they scorn.  And if they got their way, and government's protections of society were removed, they would wind up at the bottom of the pile in short order, all the while blaming minorities and foreigners and, still, the government, and anyone else but themselves.  Because they really do believe in their own natural superiority.  They just don't understand a damned thing, and don't care to.

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Re: Things Only A Republican Can Believe
« Reply #41 on: February 18, 2010, 04:11:05 PM »
You should email CBC - Neil MacDonald is a windbag. It'd be nice to see someone bring him down a peg. hahaha

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Re: Things Only A Republican Can Believe
« Reply #42 on: February 18, 2010, 06:54:14 PM »
It's not reasoned.  It's the more annoying end of Libertarian Republicanism, is what it is -- the hundreds of thousands so assured of their own superiority that they believe that surely THEY would come out on top if only the rules were made 'fair', by which they really mean if only they were allowed to screw other people over.  They believe they are Darwinian champions held back by PC rules and regulations that make life easy for people who really should have perished on their own by now for the good of the species.  Their boastful false modesty and rationalized sense of false ethical norms is what makes them proclaim that, hey, everyone would benefit if only the government would turn this into a free-for-all, and anyone who failed to benefit, well, that must be purely their own fault, those losers, and it's none of my affair or responsibility.

Like white supremacists (often very like), they are grossly deluded.  They're blissfully unaware of how they benefit mightily from the same social institutions that they scorn.  And if they got their way, and government's protections of society were removed, they would wind up at the bottom of the pile in short order, all the while blaming minorities and foreigners and, still, the government, and anyone else but themselves.  Because they really do believe in their own natural superiority.  They just don't understand a damned thing, and don't care to.

The biggest difference between a rich man's dog and a poor man's dog isn't how much steak they get to eat but that the rich man's dog believes it's entitled to that steak, as if by God, and believes that steak is its inevitable destiny.

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Re: Things Only A Republican Can Believe
« Reply #43 on: February 18, 2010, 08:32:25 PM »
http://www.cbc.ca/world/story/2010/02/12/f-rfa-macdonald.html

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The Tea Partiers' America is a richly imagined nation, one in which a suitably shrunken government, its general uselessness exposed to all, answers directly to ruggedly individualistic citizens who carve out decent livings solely by dint of hard work and entrepreneurial spirit, scorning government handouts, and who are free of crippling taxes and regulations.

Everybody speaks English in this America, preferably only English, and prays regularly. Their children don't need abortions because they practise abstinence until they enter into a heterosexual marriage, often after military service, during which they get to go into combat abroad against America's myriad enemies.

A Tea-Party America would already be whacking the Iranians, slapping North Korea around and straightening out the Pakistanis.

All of this would be financed by waves of tax cuts here at home because, as everybody knows, tax cuts provoke such wild economic growth that governments actually wind up richer.




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America's Tea Partiers, for all their colourful ideas, are really only a spectacular crystallization of certain opinion currents in the broader citizenry.

Or, as Newsweek columnist Jacob Weisberg so tartly put it last week, "the childishness, ignorance, and growing incoherence of the public at large."


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Re: Things Only A Republican Can Believe
« Reply #44 on: February 25, 2010, 06:44:02 PM »