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Re: Stupid Questions
« Reply #60 on: May 14, 2010, 08:32:57 PM »
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No, the actual answer is because they don't think the people who are buying these things will perform a careful analysis of features and select a product accordingly.  They figure they'll pick a bag based on brand, color, marketing, flavor-of-the-month gadget, etc.  They figure that because they're usually right.

It's not about working outdoors, because, frankly, most work with tools does occur indoors, but a lot of people who use tools (professionally, especially) are, whaddaya call it, itinerant.  You're always going to and from the jobsite, and you've got to get your tools from the truck to the house or building and back.  The nicer toolbags are padded to protect your tools, but they don't do shit about rain. 

And your typical carpenter goes out to the jobsite with $500 in cordless tools, easy.  Rain's not good for them.  I have to take my tools to work at least once or twice a month to fix something or other, and even I often have close to $200 in tools in my bag, and it seems like half the time I have to walk three blocks in the rain.  I usually use military surplus bags instead of tool bags because they're more weather-resistant, but I often put the tools inside a bundled-over Hefty bag in there as insurance.

The same goes for a bag that has your computer or important papers.  I dunno.  Some have flapovers, but apparently it's just random whether they put a good one on there or not.

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Re: Stupid Questions
« Reply #61 on: May 20, 2010, 09:48:28 PM »
I could make various guesses, but I'm curious which one would be correct:  A lot of first aid kits are marketed by size measured in a number of people.  For instance, I was just sent an ad for a "small business or restaurant" first aid kit that's "designed to serve 25 people".

Does that mean it's good for what you need if upto 25 people suffer minor injuries at the same time?  Or, on average, 25 minor injuries before you have to replace or restock it?  It's just kind of a mysterious metric.

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Re: Stupid Questions
« Reply #62 on: May 20, 2010, 10:09:33 PM »
I will ask the wife and kids, they worked at the ARC for a while.
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Re: Stupid Questions
« Reply #63 on: June 11, 2010, 08:36:22 PM »
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Re: Stupid Questions
« Reply #64 on: June 11, 2010, 08:36:54 PM »
I'm hoping this is more obscure than stupid:  Years ago, my brother and I saw like two episodes of a miniseries on BBC America, and he recently asked me if I could remember the title.

Umm . . . :hmm: . . . I can't.  I thought it was 'Fire House' or something like that, but I can't find it.

It was Empire, whether it was British or not -- might've been Australian or (more likely) New Zealish.  Been so long that I can't say.  It was basically a tense soap opera that had a lot of Wuthering Heights in it and also some hints of incestuous problems.  (But, then, Wuthering Heights is full of incest issues, too.)

The basic plot, from what we saw, is that there's this guy, who has a very nice wife.  But there's also this woman who he was best friends with while they were growing up, and they have some kind of too-too intense past history.  The guy clearly has an impulse to abandon his wife and have a mad go at his friend, and his wife is aware of it.  The friend, meanwhile, is a crazy self-destructive artist sort (I'm pretty sure), and there are skeletons bursting out of closets everywhere (child abuse? incest? etc?).

It was all set in foggy-rainy stone-walls small-town somewhere.  The acting and dialogue and all that were a notch above.  It was compelling, which is why we watched a couple of episodes, but it did not give the impression that it was going to have a happy ending.

I can't find a trace of it through IMDb or the googles.  My guess is that it was made between 1985 and 1995.  Anyone have any ideas or know what I'm talking about?  I told my brother I was sure I could find it, but no dice, and I hate that.


WHAT WAS THIS SHOW??
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Re: Stupid Questions
« Reply #65 on: June 11, 2010, 08:44:10 PM »
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Re: Stupid Questions
« Reply #66 on: June 11, 2010, 08:56:01 PM »
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WHAT WAS THIS SHOW??

Do you know how stupid I am?  I didn't write it down.  I just assumed I would remember it.  It is a clear indication of how far my mind is gone that I constantly, constantly assume I will remember all kinds of things that I then promptly forget and don't even notice I've forgotten.  Seriously, I should not even use any kind of cooking apparatus that won't automatically turn itself off.

Hang on and I'll try to look it up again.  


edit:  Sparkhouse.  Described as a modernized Wuthering Heights with the genders reversed.  Found it by just googling "bbc miniseries based on wuthering heights". 
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Re: Stupid Questions
« Reply #67 on: June 16, 2010, 11:42:33 PM »
OK . . . as is usual with cell phones, I am so late to the party it's ridiculous, but I just saw one of those articles about using-cell-phone-while-driving that also talks about applying makeup while driving and uses the term 'farding'.

Who the hell resurrected that word for that specific use?  Anyone know?  I'm seriously fairly curious, and the googles aren't helping.  I think I'd only ever heard that word used by theater people who were being ironically fancy and foppish.  Of course, it's not like I hang around with cosmetologists or at beauty parlors, but I thought that word had gone out with zounds and gigman.

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edit:  Weirdly, I just remembered that today at work I had a brief argument with a clerk over whether or not "fardle" was a real word.  We weren't near a computer, and she didn't believe me, and it didn't occur to me to check the damn unabridged OED that's up on top of a bookcase that was like 5' away at the time.  :eyeroll:
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Re: Stupid Questions
« Reply #68 on: June 17, 2010, 12:58:08 AM »
A guess, but stuff that doesn't originate from /b/ often comes from right wing talk radio...


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Re: Stupid Questions
« Reply #69 on: June 17, 2010, 01:09:12 AM »
There was a radio show in Chicago when I was young that made this joke.  Don Wade and Roma, maybe?  Must have been 20 years ago.  They're only saying "farding in your car is legal" because it's funny.
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Re: Stupid Questions
« Reply #70 on: June 17, 2010, 01:14:41 AM »
:lol:  Boortz, who lost a personality contest to Glenn Beck a couple of years ago.  I've never actually heard him, that I know of, but I've seen one or two of his books.

Maybe farding has continuously been in use, but I've just missed it.  God knows it's possible.

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Re: Stupid Questions
« Reply #71 on: June 17, 2010, 04:58:17 AM »
If I've ever heard the word used, I must have assumed they were saying "farting" and didn't get it.
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Re: Stupid Questions
« Reply #72 on: June 17, 2010, 09:42:18 AM »
I'faith, gentle, you were pricked by that bodkin and kenned it not.

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Re: Stupid Questions
« Reply #73 on: June 17, 2010, 09:58:17 AM »
Sounds more like cleaning the shizz out of horse hooves.

Farrier farding filthy fucking feet fortnightly.
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Re: Stupid Questions
« Reply #74 on: June 17, 2010, 10:28:46 AM »
Those are some rightly purty hooves ya got there, young filly, and a right shapely fetlock, too.  Let me just sidle over and check them hooves for stones . . . .