OK, this NOT something I ever thought I would think or say, but they have got to start letting me design and choose the skating costumes. It could not be a step down.

For the next Winter Olympics, Men's Short Program, I'm thinking
- Borg
- Old-School Cylon
- Batman (with cape)
- Ninja OR Firefighter (skater's choice)
- Starlight Express
- Raggedy Andy (for whoever pisses me off)
I know that should be "for whomever", but that just sounds awful.