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2010 Death Pool
« on: January 04, 2010, 01:36:59 PM »
  • 1.  Zsa Zsa Gabor
  • 2.  Joseph Wapner
  • 3.  Mickey Rooney
  • 4.  Nancy Reagan
  • 5.  Larry Storch
  • Wild Card Pick.  Christian Slater
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Re: 2010 Death Pool
« Reply #1 on: January 04, 2010, 02:09:07 PM »
The Death Pool is dead! Long live the Death Pool!
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Re: 2010 Death Pool
« Reply #2 on: January 04, 2010, 02:25:57 PM »
1. Harry Morgan
2. Kirk Douglas
3. Eddie Van Halen
4. Elizabeth Taylor
5. Richard Dawson
Wild card:  James Gandolfini
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Re: 2010 Death Pool
« Reply #3 on: January 04, 2010, 06:27:26 PM »
Richard Dawson was still alive?  Then why isn't he doing the Family Feud?
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Re: 2010 Death Pool
« Reply #4 on: January 04, 2010, 07:11:04 PM »
1. Natalie Wood
2. Gilbert or Sullivan
3. Harry Houdini
4. Jimi Hendrix
5. Pope John Paul II
A. Albert Einstein


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Re: 2010 Death Pool
« Reply #5 on: January 04, 2010, 08:02:31 PM »
I thought Dawson had passed away, myself, but Wikipedia says no.  It also says his birth name was Colin Lionel Emm.  That's like a recurring Bond character.

I just saw an obituary for Wapner like a month ago, but Wiki says he's still alive, too.  Now I'm confused.  I know I saw one.  I remember being surprised he was still alive and thinking, "It should've been you, Doug Llewelyn."

And, to be fair, that was because I'd heard he had produced (and was the cause of) the Judge Judy Show, which I subsequently learned wasn't true.  The weirdest part is that I was reading that Mike Nelson book today, and he, too, blames Judge Judy on Doug Llewelyn. 

Bizarre.  So maybe Wapner is fated for something big real soon.  Weird coincidences surround him!  From my point of view.
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Re: 2010 Death Pool
« Reply #6 on: January 04, 2010, 08:03:48 PM »
In no particular order

Pat Roberston
Pope Palpatine
James Earl Jones
Dick Clarke
Jack Nicholson
Angela Lansbury
The Hoff
Francis Ford Coppola
Danny DeVito
Sean Connery

Hat Trick: Tina Turner, Ozzy, M.J. Fox
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Re: 2010 Death Pool
« Reply #7 on: January 04, 2010, 08:14:34 PM »
WTF, people.  I just started Huluing Family Guy (FU, Netflix), and it's all Family Feud and (fake voice) Richard Dawson.

If Zsa Zsa Gabor knocks on my front door tonight, I'm blaming you people.
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Re: 2010 Death Pool
« Reply #8 on: January 04, 2010, 09:07:42 PM »
Ha!  I watched that episode last night and thought, "I thought Richard Dawson was dead..."
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Re: 2010 Death Pool
« Reply #9 on: January 04, 2010, 09:43:03 PM »
I think we're going to lose a lot of funny people in 2010, so my list includes the following:

Sid Caesar
Carl Reiner (This was a three way tie, between him, Dick Van Dyke, or Mary Tyler Moore.  Someone from that show is going to kick it this year.)
Don Rickles
Betty White
James Lipton

My long shot is Christian Bale.  I don't know why I'm picking him, but after all the long shots 2009 gave us, I'm guessing everybody is fair game now.

And as a carry over from previous years, Dick Clark and Nancy Reagan... Again.  Talk about borrowed time.  Jeez, those two are just being greedy.
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Re: 2010 Death Pool
« Reply #10 on: January 04, 2010, 09:59:55 PM »
I was thinking Betty White too.

 :brainwaves:

She's screwed, now.
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Re: 2010 Death Pool
« Reply #11 on: January 04, 2010, 10:57:46 PM »
i also was thinkin tina turner  :brainwaves:
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Re: 2010 Death Pool
« Reply #12 on: January 05, 2010, 06:19:57 AM »
Casey Johnson, apparently.  I never heard of her before, but she was reportedly 'the' Johnson & Johnson heir and Tila Tequila's wife, so I'm sure she's been a TMZ darling, and all.  She had a toddler she'd adopted, too.  Just 30.  Cops are saying natural causes, although it's too soon to really know.

All I can say is I know these rich kids party nowadays like Studio 54 was Romper Room, but . . . couldn't People have found a more flattering photo?




edit:  Also, seriously, people need to stop reporting stuff using Twitter.  Twitter is turning us into a nation of retarded amateur telegraph operators.
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Re: 2010 Death Pool
« Reply #13 on: January 05, 2010, 10:31:21 AM »
 :lol: :lol: :lol: :rollin: :rollin: :rollin:

BRB, the internet needs to hear that last bit.
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Re: 2010 Death Pool
« Reply #14 on: January 05, 2010, 11:22:00 AM »
I'm so glad I'm not the only one who thought Dawson was already dead!  I've been sure for years that he's been dead for years, but no.  So it's gotta happen sometime.
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