Having so much cosmetic surgery, so young . . . I guess it's a cultural thing. But I know that kind of work can be done better. Johnson was 30; she shouldn't look like she had plastic surgery done with the same George Forman Grill that was used on Joan Rivers.
A lot of what I've seen about cosmetic surgeons of the rich and famous is creepy manipulative urk that makes a lot of Nip/Tuck look like E/R. (Er, I mean the Elliot Gould / George Clooney one, not the Noah Wyle / George Clooney one.) And these bazillionaire kids often seem a tad needy and approval-seeking, and all, but still. Isn't anyone giving them good advice? At least pointing them toward someone who believes that a certain amount of botox is enough?
You just wait until the brain inserts come out and all these rich kids go full-on microcephalic elf to flaunt their wealth. The worst part is they'll simultaneously be super-smart and just as dumb as ever. Pinhead plutocracy, mark my words.
