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« Reply #75 on: March 10, 2010, 08:57:33 AM » |
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at least it wasn't corey feldman! :shew:
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« Reply #76 on: March 10, 2010, 09:15:52 AM » |
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I'll always remember him as Sam Emerson.  You're a vampire Michael! My own brother, a goddamn, shit-sucking vampire. You wait 'till mom finds out!
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« Reply #77 on: March 10, 2010, 09:38:19 AM » |
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Man, he was like the epitome of Badly-Managed / Poorly-Cared-For Child Star Flailing About. Ugh.
Maybe this will be a wake-up for Feldman.
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« Reply #78 on: March 10, 2010, 10:09:09 AM » |
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I'll always remember him as Sam Emerson.  You're a vampire Michael! My own brother, a goddamn, shit-sucking vampire. You wait 'till mom finds out! I ain't got a home! I ain't got a song! I ain't got a man! I ain't got no one!
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« Reply #79 on: March 10, 2010, 01:27:28 PM » |
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Former child stars are pretty much automatic entries.
I'm bumping Mr. Coleman up the list a few notches too.
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« Reply #80 on: March 10, 2010, 01:29:44 PM » |
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Never could stand Feldman. Kind of disappointed it wasn't him. He was in a bunch of good movies which was unfortunate. Like driving a brand new car home only to discover that the salesman farted in it after he got out.
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« Reply #81 on: March 10, 2010, 01:37:30 PM » |
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Feldman was good at playing obnoxious kids, which is sometimes necessary but rarely endearing. His obsession with Michael Jackson was probably 90% an attention ploy (he was a child star, after all) but still Creepy, even at the time. Plus, the guy basically posed as the Butch Corey, which was an awkward fit in a role few people would have wanted to play.
He was in the Lost Boys sequel, though.
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« Reply #82 on: March 10, 2010, 04:04:11 PM » |
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Coworker A and I just spent several minutes explaining who he was to Coworker B, who is 25 and Polish.
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Cause you're so beautiful Like a tree Or a high-class prostitute You're so beautiful Mmm, you could be a part-time model But you'd probably have to keep your normal job
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« Reply #83 on: March 10, 2010, 04:17:19 PM » |
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And by "Polish" I don't mean she's dumb. I mean she wasn't here for the 80s.
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Cause you're so beautiful Like a tree Or a high-class prostitute You're so beautiful Mmm, you could be a part-time model But you'd probably have to keep your normal job
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« Reply #84 on: March 10, 2010, 04:19:39 PM » |
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The rest of the world is probably still looking at us in the '80s ... completely aghast.
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« Reply #85 on: March 10, 2010, 04:30:27 PM » |
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Oh, he wasn't already dead? Huh.
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« Reply #86 on: March 10, 2010, 05:38:59 PM » |
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Coworker A and I just spent several minutes explaining who he was to Coworker B, who is 25 and Polish.
My coworker is 24 and she looked at me with a blank stare, so I didn't even bother trying to explain.
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« Reply #87 on: March 10, 2010, 06:30:31 PM » |
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By the time that dude was popular I was already a punk and watching stuff like Repo Man, Liquid Sky, The Decline of Western Civilization and Nightflight on every Friday night. Never got into the teen movies of that era. I think I saw part of that driving school movie, but that's about it. Never saw Lost Boys. Was he in anything else of note? The IMDB page is a mile long and I don't think I recognize any of the movies. I think my sister had a poster of him because he was 'dreamy' 
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« Reply #88 on: March 11, 2010, 03:13:41 AM » |
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Lost Boys was great.
Oh wait. Lost Boys was great as far as I remember. I'd have to see it again to know the truth.
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« Reply #89 on: March 11, 2010, 07:03:37 AM » |
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 It's cringeworthy in a couple of spots, but holds up pretty well. Kiefer does not sparkle.
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