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How you like our jelly now?
« on: March 14, 2010, 02:40:59 PM »
HA! UK just snagged the SEC championship.

They damn well better have, because I blew $16 on a shirt yesterday.  :harumph:

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"After walking away from the other people backstage, Justin Bieber found a place where we could be alone -- a bathroom. We went inside and immediately his personality changed drastically. He began touching me and repeatedly said he wanted to fuck the shit out of me."

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Re: How you like our jelly now?
« Reply #1 on: March 14, 2010, 02:44:36 PM »
Huh.  I thought it was only open to Americans.

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Re: How you like our jelly now?
« Reply #2 on: March 14, 2010, 04:53:00 PM »
And the Olympics are only for amateurs.
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Re: How you like our jelly now?
« Reply #3 on: March 27, 2010, 08:52:01 PM »
JAYSUS GAWD NEEDALZ, YER SQUIRREL POACHIN MOUNTAIN MAYUN BOYS DONE FUCKED UP MY BASKETYBALL TEAM! SHIT, SON .......
"After walking away from the other people backstage, Justin Bieber found a place where we could be alone -- a bathroom. We went inside and immediately his personality changed drastically. He began touching me and repeatedly said he wanted to fuck the shit out of me."

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Re: How you like our jelly now?
« Reply #4 on: March 28, 2010, 03:25:15 PM »
DEW WOT!???
That almost makes me want a whole in my ear.
Maybe I could stick one in my belly button. - mo

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Re: How you like our jelly now?
« Reply #5 on: March 28, 2010, 05:32:04 PM »
oh. NM  :lol:
That almost makes me want a whole in my ear.
Maybe I could stick one in my belly button. - mo

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Re: How you like our jelly now?
« Reply #6 on: March 28, 2010, 05:44:11 PM »
 :P

I posted that elsewhere to terrorize and confuse people. I think it worked.
"After walking away from the other people backstage, Justin Bieber found a place where we could be alone -- a bathroom. We went inside and immediately his personality changed drastically. He began touching me and repeatedly said he wanted to fuck the shit out of me."

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Re: How you like our jelly now?
« Reply #7 on: March 28, 2010, 05:59:41 PM »
I can't believe they lost that game, but when you're only hitting half your free throws and none of your 3's, your chances are heavily diminished.

Good news is, amazingly that team (much like the Longhorns, another team I enjoyed watching this season) is mostly made up of freshmen, so the core group is already IMHO front runners for next year's title. That John Wall is something else. I think he'll be good in the pros as well.

On another bright side, right now Duke is looking dangerously close to being defeated by a bunch of Baptists. Edit: nope. Interesting Final Four lineup this year tho, anyway.

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Re: How you like our jelly now?
« Reply #8 on: March 28, 2010, 06:19:47 PM »
:P

I posted that elsewhere to terrorize and confuse people. I think it worked.

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Re: How you like our jelly now?
« Reply #9 on: March 28, 2010, 06:23:52 PM »
The locals won something today, apparently a basketball game, although I'd been told the big game was yesterday.  Whatever.  Apparently the locals won by one point at the last moment and like that.

We just got our front window fixed, though, and the 'celebrating' fans more than doubled the length of my drive home.  I suppose if I were more invested in this particular university, or something . . . eh.

But come buy our basketball nostalgia gunk.  :lol:

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Re: How you like our jelly now?
« Reply #10 on: March 28, 2010, 06:27:44 PM »
Yeah they're in the Final Four. Quite a game. This has been a hell of a tournament so far, really.


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Re: How you like our jelly now?
« Reply #11 on: March 28, 2010, 06:44:51 PM »
:eek:

Vols is short for Volunteers?

:rollin:

God, sports is retarded.  There should be a rule that all sports teams have to quit using whatever dumb name they currently have and pick one from the names of bands still currently recording.

Overall, it would be a vast improvement, and you know it.  Plus, we might end up with a Super Bowl where Owl City plays Coffinberry.



I also believe that Lingerie Bowl should be replaced with a game played entirely by college mascots where, for motivation, the members of the losing team all get kicked in the crotch and their credit ratings lowered to 350.

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Re: How you like our jelly now?
« Reply #12 on: March 28, 2010, 07:08:33 PM »
 :lol:

That one does have its historical significance tho, at least...Davy Crockett and the Alamo and all that....

I guess it's sorta difficult to come up with good new team names that don't suck though; offhand there are none lately that really come to mind, at all. MLS has always been fun for that sort of thing; "Real Salt Lake" still amuses me. This is the first season for the Philadelphia Union too, which isn't as good a name as their supporters' group (Sons of Ben)