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MamaTried

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He's From Barcelona
« on: March 30, 2010, 09:03:53 AM »
Under extreme, relentless pressure from one of your number, I am here to introduce myself as neither a spammer, crank, nor teabagger, but as somebody who only wishes to escape his fabric-lined padded cell, figuratively, for a few minutes per day, to experience some high quality entertainment - and maybe, on occasion, provide the same.
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Re: He's From Barcelona
« Reply #1 on: March 30, 2010, 10:18:09 AM »
Manuel?!?!
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Re: He's From Barcelona
« Reply #2 on: March 30, 2010, 10:18:59 AM »
The use of commas is pretty impressive.
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Re: He's From Barcelona
« Reply #3 on: March 30, 2010, 10:30:35 AM »
I've applauded him already.
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Re: He's From Barcelona
« Reply #4 on: March 30, 2010, 10:34:13 AM »
first thing i remember knowin
was a crack whore who was blowin'
on a youngin's thing i couldn't keep insiiiiide

spite of all my sunday learnin
my pee hole kept on burnin
no one could lay me right but mama tried

i turned 21 in prison doin life without a hole ...

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Re: He's From Barcelona
« Reply #5 on: March 30, 2010, 11:03:29 AM »
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Re: He's From Barcelona
« Reply #6 on: March 30, 2010, 12:37:06 PM »
I, like commas

I like, commas.

I, like, commas.
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Re: He's From Barcelona
« Reply #7 on: March 30, 2010, 02:50:14 PM »
I like to put people in comas.
« Last Edit: March 30, 2010, 03:26:10 PM by Stoatse »
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Re: He's From Barcelona
« Reply #8 on: March 30, 2010, 03:11:42 PM »
I lick commas.

Also, sometimes, coma patients.

It's cool.  I have a license to do that therapeutically.
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Re: He's From Barcelona
« Reply #9 on: March 30, 2010, 03:19:32 PM »
Just how much education do you need for that? What sort of promotion possibilities are there?

Y, hola, amigo de el de Barcelona.
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Re: He's From Barcelona
« Reply #10 on: March 30, 2010, 03:27:06 PM »
I dunno -- my doctor just told me it would be therapeutic.

:hmm:

Oh, I mean therapeutic to me.  They're unconscious.  They don't know a thing about it.




And, OK, it wasn't my doctor, it was one of my singing potatoes that has a nurse practitioner's license, but I did get a referral from my primary doctor.
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Re: He's From Barcelona
« Reply #11 on: March 30, 2010, 03:28:42 PM »
Quote from: random axe on March 30, 2010, 03:27:06 PM
it was one of my singing potatoes that has a nurse practitioner's license, but I did get a referral from my primary doctor.

are you sure it wasn't yer dicktater?
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Re: He's From Barcelona
« Reply #12 on: March 30, 2010, 03:29:02 PM »
 :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Re: He's From Barcelona
« Reply #13 on: March 30, 2010, 03:30:02 PM »
We call that one the Potentater.

Show some respect.
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Re: He's From Barcelona
« Reply #14 on: March 30, 2010, 03:33:00 PM »
/commontater
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That almost makes me want a whole in my ear.
Maybe I could stick one in my belly button. - mo
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