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Re: He's From Barcelona
« Reply #15 on: March 30, 2010, 03:36:16 PM »
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Re: He's From Barcelona
« Reply #16 on: March 30, 2010, 03:48:54 PM »
wait, but...don't you have some sorta pills to sell us? at unbelievable prices?


 
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Re: He's From Barcelona
« Reply #17 on: March 30, 2010, 04:00:00 PM »
i think i already wasted my "tuber-culos1s" joke. i mean "joke".
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Re: He's From Barcelona
« Reply #18 on: March 30, 2010, 05:11:42 PM »
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don't you have some sorta pills to sell us? at unbelievable prices?

I can sell you Pirin at just $600 per tablet.
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Re: He's From Barcelona
« Reply #19 on: March 30, 2010, 10:59:44 PM »
Quote from: random axe on March 30, 2010, 05:11:42 PM
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don't you have some sorta pills to sell us? at unbelievable prices?

I can sell you Pirin at just $600 per tablet.

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Re: He's From Barcelona
« Reply #20 on: March 30, 2010, 11:43:43 PM »
I make the Pirin joke all the damn time and Mikey's never seen the movie so that shit just flies over like a damn airport.  :harumph:
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Re: He's From Barcelona
« Reply #21 on: March 30, 2010, 11:56:54 PM »
Sheesh, you people. You people. Let the new guy talk a bit, eh?

OK, new guy. Talk. :poke:
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Re: He's From Barcelona
« Reply #22 on: March 31, 2010, 04:54:28 AM »
Quote from: MamaTried on March 30, 2010, 09:03:53 AM
I am here to introduce myself as neither a spammer, crank, nor teabagger...

There's really nothing wrong with teabagging as long as you keep politics out of it.
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Re: He's From Barcelona
« Reply #23 on: March 31, 2010, 07:35:01 AM »
Quote from: random axe on March 30, 2010, 10:18:59 AM
The use of commas is pretty impressive.
Especially for a freakin' hillbilly.
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Re: He's From Barcelona
« Reply #24 on: March 31, 2010, 07:35:33 AM »
Quote from: TFJ on March 30, 2010, 10:34:13 AM
first thing i remember knowin
was a crack whore who was blowin'
on a youngin's thing i couldn't keep insiiiiide

spite of all my sunday learnin
my pee hole kept on burnin
no one could lay me right but mama tried

i turned 21 in prison doin life without a hole ...


Ok, this is painfully close to the truth.
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Re: He's From Barcelona
« Reply #25 on: March 31, 2010, 07:48:39 AM »
Quote from: mo on March 31, 2010, 04:54:28 AM
Quote from: MamaTried on March 30, 2010, 09:03:53 AM
I am here to introduce myself as neither a spammer, crank, nor teabagger...

There's really nothing wrong with teabagging as long as you keep politics out of it.
Teabagging is a gateway activity to politics. Obama's Boy Friday, Reggie Love, passed out at a UNC frat party and fell victim to an unfortunate photo op. Look where it led him. Probably too late for an intervention.
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Re: He's From Barcelona
« Reply #26 on: March 31, 2010, 09:02:44 AM »
Yeah, Reggie appears to be hopelessly lost. The only thing that might save him is a good scandal.

Also, I didn't think there could be a phrase more demeaning than "Girl Friday". I was wrong.
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Re: He's From Barcelona
« Reply #27 on: March 31, 2010, 11:50:44 AM »
Quote from: mo on March 31, 2010, 09:02:44 AM
Also, I didn't think there could be a phrase more demeaning than "Girl Friday". I was wrong.
Around here, demeaning Dookies is not only acceptable, it's expected.
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Re: He's From Barcelona
« Reply #28 on: March 31, 2010, 02:07:11 PM »
At a party years ago, a grad student introduced her new boyfriend as her Boy Howdy.  This was intended as a recommendation of his sexual skills, although I'm not 100% sure I understand.
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Re: He's From Barcelona
« Reply #29 on: March 31, 2010, 02:25:35 PM »
Sexual skills or sex piece size?   :knotty:
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