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Re: He's From Barcelona
« Reply #30 on: March 31, 2010, 02:47:21 PM »
Skillz, I think.  I didn't ask for details.  Silly of me, really.

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Re: He's From Barcelona
« Reply #31 on: March 31, 2010, 02:58:41 PM »
Being female, my first assumption would be size.
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Re: He's From Barcelona
« Reply #32 on: March 31, 2010, 03:01:24 PM »
It all depends on your personal experience.  Some women have known nice guys with tiny appendages, and some women have known clumsy selfish guys with big units who were lousy in bed.  She was probably looking for whichever type she hadn't had before.

Of course, maybe all she'd known were inept pencil-dick jackasses.  Again, I didn't ask, but I'm starting to almost wish I had.  I could've just said, "How low was the bar?"

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Re: He's From Barcelona
« Reply #33 on: March 31, 2010, 03:03:16 PM »
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Re: He's From Barcelona
« Reply #34 on: March 31, 2010, 03:31:02 PM »
Heh. Dookies. Am I the only one who's never heard that? It's not even in the urban dictionary, I had to figure it out.
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Re: He's From Barcelona
« Reply #35 on: March 31, 2010, 04:00:17 PM »
So if there's West Virgina and Regular Virgina?  How come there's only a North Carolina and a South Carolina?  Where is the Regular Carolina?
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Re: He's From Barcelona
« Reply #36 on: March 31, 2010, 04:06:14 PM »
Heh. Dookies. Am I the only one who's never heard that? It's not even in the urban dictionary, I had to figure it out.

Basketball. Seemed an unavoidable term on the site where many of us met. They got no love for 'em out there. Many still cringe when somebody says "Laettner," heh.

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Re: He's From Barcelona
« Reply #37 on: March 31, 2010, 04:10:29 PM »
The Virginia / West Virginia thing always gets me.  I frequently expect one of the Dakotas to just up some day and drop the directional bit to become just plain Dakota and stick it to the other one.


I've only ever heard people use dookies before to mean feces.  And it was never cool slang.  So that's new to me.

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Re: He's From Barcelona
« Reply #38 on: March 31, 2010, 04:14:28 PM »
The Virginia / West Virginia thing always gets me.  I frequently expect one of the Dakotas to just up some day and drop the directional bit to become just plain Dakota and stick it to the other one.


I've only ever heard people use dookies before to mean feces.  And it was never cool slang.  So that's new to me.
There was a West Wing episode where a group wanted to drop "North" from Dakota. Maybe there really is one. :shrug:
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Re: He's From Barcelona
« Reply #39 on: March 31, 2010, 04:25:30 PM »
And they could change it to just Wing.

Fsck the East Wing!

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Re: He's From Barcelona
« Reply #40 on: March 31, 2010, 06:30:11 PM »
dookie was also in the sweet lovin'  I forget what it replaced.
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