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Not voting for ___, because ____.
« on: April 20, 2010, 11:41:01 AM »
Boxer had the president over for a fundraiser last night. He decided to sleep in LA. I was an hour late getting in to work because of his motorcade going through Beverly Hills and down the 405 freeway during rush hour. This is the second time his motorcade has made a mess of my commute. Am I supposed to keep track of him to stay away or something?

The city council president says it's an opportunity to point out we need more public transit in the area. Nice try at lemonade, but you're supposed to use sugar, not salt.
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Re: Not voting for ___, because ____.
« Reply #1 on: April 20, 2010, 12:00:03 PM »
Quote from: the president's analyst
Dr. Sidney Schaefer: You know, one thing I learned from my patients... they all hate the phone company. It's interesting; even the stock holders of the phone company hate the phone company!
V.I. Kydor Kropotkin: I know. Bedouins hate the phone company. Matter of fact, I've never been in a country where everybody didn't hate the phone company.

Bedouins also hate traffic on 405.
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Re: Not voting for ___, because ____.
« Reply #2 on: April 20, 2010, 12:29:15 PM »
FACT:  Older, more elegant cities were generally laid out before automotive traffic existed.  Retrofitting them to accommodate vast numbers of cars is something we haven't yet figured out how to do.  If we had figured it out, we wouldn't be able to actually make it happen anyway, what with politics and social issues and money.

FACT:  Most newer cities are based on older city designs anyway.

FACT:  Most newer cities that were planned for automotive traffic underestimated how much traffic they'd have and didn't do contingency planning well enough.

FACT:  Cities that are geographically constrained can't really build big new roads.  Cities that aren't as geographically constrained tend to be spread out more and thus have disproportionately more traffic in their urban areas because everything's further apart. 

So you're screwed either way.  And they're not likely to fix it in the time remaining before cars become obsolete.


I used to have a modern commute, and now I haven't had a commute like that in many years, and I don't think I could go back.  A twenty-minute commute through rural areas and a 10-minute commute through a suburban area are both maddening enough.  If I can't live near work, I guess I'll try a life of crime or something.

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Re: Not voting for ___, because ____.
« Reply #3 on: April 20, 2010, 12:30:22 PM »
I have to say, too . . . if the President (etc) just stayed at work and didn't make so many public appearances all over the place, do you really think it would be a bad career move?

I bet it wouldn't matter.  Just go on TV once in a while.  I don't think that many people really care all that much.  You're not The Who, and it doesn't matter so much if you don't tour this year.

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« Reply #4 on: April 21, 2010, 10:06:26 AM »
FACT: L.A. had a subway system but the car companies bought it and closed it.

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« Reply #5 on: April 21, 2010, 10:31:46 AM »
Yeah, the guardians of the public interest are often looking to line their pockets.

LA used to have a famous streetcar line, too.  It was a key plot point in Roger Rabbit . . . .

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« Reply #6 on: April 21, 2010, 10:39:12 AM »
I believe he said that. :galm:

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« Reply #7 on: April 21, 2010, 01:42:09 PM »
My wife's grandfather worked for the Red Line as well as sold insurance policies.
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Re: Not voting for ___, because ____.
« Reply #8 on: April 21, 2010, 04:09:48 PM »
Hey, a street car line is, by definition, not a subway.

Although in some places the train changes its status as it goes along.  Boston is particularly retarded in this regard, I might add.