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Re: Competitive Eating
« Reply #30 on: June 01, 2010, 11:06:24 PM »
 :thumbsup: love it.

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Re: Competitive Eating
« Reply #31 on: June 06, 2010, 01:31:09 PM »
pics??
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you'd be surprised how much a nutsack can stretch. you have to stretch it yourself, not a woman. they don't do it quite right.

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Re: Competitive Eating
« Reply #32 on: June 07, 2010, 11:49:11 AM »
Here are some pics.  I won, although I was off to a slow start.  Eventually they all hit a wall and I was able to finish the deal.  It was a lot harder than I thought.  One of the small ones weighed approximately 2.5#.  Mine was one of the larger ones (by eyeballing).  So I approximated it to be between 4.5 and 5K KCal (would that be 4.5-5 MCal?).  Anyway about a third of the way through I was having doubts that I could even finish, but I persevered.

Oh and I didn't :puke:
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Re: Competitive Eating
« Reply #33 on: June 07, 2010, 12:05:42 PM »
Congrats!
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Re: Competitive Eating
« Reply #34 on: June 07, 2010, 12:06:22 PM »
Huzzah?

So, you going out for doughnuts to celebrate?
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Re: Competitive Eating
« Reply #35 on: June 07, 2010, 12:17:34 PM »
Yep, 1000 kilocalories will be one megacalorie. Jeeeeeeeeeeeesus.
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Re: Competitive Eating
« Reply #36 on: June 07, 2010, 12:18:54 PM »
I love the comments on the album. Hell yeah, I will salute you!
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"...as hard as regular caulk" - Random Axe
"21 years of marriage has dealt a death blow to all the local pizzerias." - :flipper:
"lee marvin in drag is no way to spread the gospel, son." - TFJ
"It's one of our many romantic fantasies that keeps dragging us down as a species" - Random Axe;
"*drags taint* Oh cool, I didn't know you could do that." - mo.d
"You people are freaks. I can't take that kind of responsibility on right now." - :hoss:
"...there was more penis than I expected, which is not something I often have to say." - Random Axe

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Re: Competitive Eating
« Reply #37 on: June 07, 2010, 04:06:42 PM »
 :lol:

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Re: Competitive Eating
« Reply #38 on: June 07, 2010, 04:41:38 PM »
hahaha!!

i can almost hear you making the "NOM NOM NOM" noise when i look at this pic. you look like a little kid.

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you'd be surprised how much a nutsack can stretch. you have to stretch it yourself, not a woman. they don't do it quite right.

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Re: Competitive Eating
« Reply #39 on: June 07, 2010, 06:02:42 PM »
Yeah, a lot of the facial expressions in those pics cracked me up.

I want to see a picture of the painting you won. That artist's stuff looked pretty cool.
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Re: Competitive Eating
« Reply #40 on: June 07, 2010, 06:18:07 PM »
congrats man, a win is a win!

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Re: Competitive Eating
« Reply #41 on: June 07, 2010, 08:10:52 PM »
kick fuckin ass :needles::flipper:!!
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Re: Competitive Eating
« Reply #42 on: June 08, 2010, 09:28:05 AM »
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"...as hard as regular caulk" - Random Axe
"21 years of marriage has dealt a death blow to all the local pizzerias." - :flipper:
"lee marvin in drag is no way to spread the gospel, son." - TFJ
"It's one of our many romantic fantasies that keeps dragging us down as a species" - Random Axe;
"*drags taint* Oh cool, I didn't know you could do that." - mo.d
"You people are freaks. I can't take that kind of responsibility on right now." - :hoss:
"...there was more penis than I expected, which is not something I often have to say." - Random Axe

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Re: Competitive Eating
« Reply #43 on: June 21, 2010, 02:39:41 PM »
Oh here are the youtubers Beginning, Middle, and Fin
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Re: Competitive Eating
« Reply #44 on: June 21, 2010, 02:59:36 PM »
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