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I write like...
« on: July 13, 2010, 11:00:44 PM »
http://iwl.me

I apparently write like Margaret Atwood.
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Re: I write like...
« Reply #1 on: July 13, 2010, 11:30:27 PM »
My code is like Stephen King.  :googily:

My English writing, though, is like Dan Brown.  :whatever:
« Last Edit: July 14, 2010, 10:52:00 AM by stormneedle »
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Re: I write like...
« Reply #2 on: July 13, 2010, 11:39:52 PM »
I did an old medievalish piece and got William Shakespeare.

Zombie story, I got Stephen King.

Movie review from BC, I got Chuck Palahniuk.

Really old Star Trek fanfic, and I got . . . James Joyce.

:whatever:  :lol:

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Re: I write like...
« Reply #3 on: July 13, 2010, 11:41:37 PM »
Speaking of :lol:

I put in the two main paragraphs of the page's instructions, copy'n'paste, and got H. P. Lovecraft.

I'm not sure that page is reliable, but it's fun.

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Re: I write like...
« Reply #4 on: July 13, 2010, 11:52:20 PM »
I put in the same sample of writing twice (changed some minor punctuation): First time got Lovecraft, second time King.
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Re: I write like...
« Reply #5 on: July 14, 2010, 12:41:31 AM »
I put in a 7-year-old email to Dave.  Got Margaret Atwood.

I put in a paragraph from a work that a friend of mine is editing (for pay).  It is god-awful.  I mean, terrible.  He got J.K. Rowling.  No.

An old LJ post about the time my shoulder seized up and I had to drive myself to urgent care and drove home on Vicodin got Raymond Chandler.

Another LJ post about the medical trials of a short toddler got Stephen King.  I guess it was a little bloody.
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Re: I write like...
« Reply #6 on: July 14, 2010, 01:18:42 AM »
 :shock:

Fuuuuuuuuck all of that. If I plonked down my manic scrawl I'd prolly get arrested.
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Re: I write like...
« Reply #7 on: July 14, 2010, 09:41:08 AM »
I pasted a bio I did for a rescue mag and got Stephen King.   :nuts:

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Re: I write like...
« Reply #8 on: July 14, 2010, 11:44:56 AM »
I put in some of my blog - got Mario Puzo.

I tried a couple of different chunks and got respectively:

Margret Atwood
Douglas Adams

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Re: I write like...
« Reply #9 on: July 14, 2010, 12:23:12 PM »
I write like King, except about religion - apparently, that's straight up Dan Brown.  There was one post that was Margaret Atwood, and the World Cup piece I wrote for someone else's site was Lovecraft.  :eek:
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Re: I write like...
« Reply #10 on: July 14, 2010, 12:38:23 PM »
It said King for me too.  How did they know I like ctrl-H?
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Re: I write like...
« Reply #11 on: July 14, 2010, 06:19:17 PM »
James Joyce.  :huh:
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Re: I write like...
« Reply #12 on: July 19, 2010, 01:59:55 PM »
:hoss: writes like Chuck Palahniuk using his most famous quotation
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