Author Topic: Funny images here: SFW  (Read 104948 times)

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Re: Funny images here: SFW
« Reply #2250 on: August 20, 2010, 01:50:42 AM »
:rollin:
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Re: Funny images here: SFW
« Reply #2251 on: August 20, 2010, 04:09:12 AM »
That looks more like Sad Keanu Iggy Pop chest.
It's symbolic of our struggle against reality.

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Re: Funny images here: SFW
« Reply #2252 on: August 20, 2010, 11:47:21 AM »
OH GOD THE VEINS  D-:
Cause you're so beautiful
Like a tree
Or a high-class prostitute
You're so beautiful
Mmm, you could be a part-time model
But you'd probably have to keep your normal job

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Re: Funny images here: SFW
« Reply #2253 on: August 20, 2010, 12:05:56 PM »
 :shock:
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Re: Funny images here: SFW
« Reply #2254 on: August 20, 2010, 12:06:54 PM »
Every time I see Iggy these days I think of "The Portrait of Dorian Grey" for some reason.
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Re: Funny images here: SFW
« Reply #2255 on: August 20, 2010, 12:23:40 PM »
His chest looks like Mok's face.

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Re: Funny images here: SFW
« Reply #2256 on: August 20, 2010, 01:01:18 PM »


Bastards.


 :lol: :rollin:

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Re: Funny images here: SFW
« Reply #2257 on: August 20, 2010, 01:09:12 PM »
 :lol:
"After walking away from the other people backstage, Justin Bieber found a place where we could be alone -- a bathroom. We went inside and immediately his personality changed drastically. He began touching me and repeatedly said he wanted to fuck the shit out of me."

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Re: Funny images here: SFW
« Reply #2258 on: August 21, 2010, 03:28:02 PM »
Yeah, I less-than-three that.

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Re: Funny images here: SFW
« Reply #2259 on: August 22, 2010, 02:37:08 PM »
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Re: Funny images here: SFW
« Reply #2260 on: August 23, 2010, 02:24:52 PM »
coincidentally I found the source of that today:
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-scotland-11053202 (scroll down to bottom)
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Re: Funny images here: SFW
« Reply #2261 on: August 23, 2010, 03:11:31 PM »
:lol:

#10 must be something about British pubs that I don't know.

#3 . . . that's like the least funny Emo Phillips joke I've ever heard.  I'm not knocking him -- I've seen him be funny -- but . . . WTF?  His entry in the worst-list is much better.

In general, though, some of the "worst" jokes are as good as some of the "best" jokes.  Isn't that always the way?

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Re: Funny images here: SFW
« Reply #2262 on: August 24, 2010, 12:08:37 AM »
bwahahahaha
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Re: Funny images here: SFW
« Reply #2263 on: August 24, 2010, 01:42:43 AM »
 :confused:
Cause you're so beautiful
Like a tree
Or a high-class prostitute
You're so beautiful
Mmm, you could be a part-time model
But you'd probably have to keep your normal job

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Re: Funny images here: SFW
« Reply #2264 on: August 24, 2010, 01:45:19 AM »
As a product, or as a pattern? I just want to know which type of frightened to be.
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