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Re: Commercials
« Reply #345 on: November 19, 2009, 10:52:06 PM »
Haven't seen it.

The fucking Humane Society had pulled out all the stops though. If you hear that shit DO NOT LOOK. Jesus Christ on fire it's bad.
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Re: Commercials
« Reply #346 on: November 21, 2009, 07:41:49 AM »
Only girly men need grammar. /governator
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Re: Commercials
« Reply #347 on: November 22, 2009, 07:41:31 PM »
Quote from: random axe on November 19, 2009, 10:46:37 PM

But it's the hungry-staring-eyes thing and awkward conversation that makes it a little too internetty.  His sister's kind of a hotty with a blouse full of goodies, but it's wrong, and then you wind up with kids with no thumbs, sucking applesauce through a straw from a rocking chair while trying to play the banjo . . .


. . . or however that bit from Hot Shots Part Deux goes.

saw it today. very creepy. i imagine a guy in a black turtle neck, white, blonde hair and round, wire rim glasses directing it.
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Re: Commercials
« Reply #348 on: January 28, 2010, 03:46:09 AM »
um . . . the new skittles commercial with the mother/son team is very, very strange.

 :uncertain: :uncertain: :uncertain: :uncertain:

i'm not quite sure that it's uhm . . . appropriate for the airwaves. i'm not a prude, but it's really creepy.
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Re: Commercials
« Reply #349 on: January 28, 2010, 01:36:16 PM »
don't watch tv. linky?
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Re: Commercials
« Reply #350 on: January 28, 2010, 01:51:11 PM »
Quote from: TFJ on January 28, 2010, 01:36:16 PM
don't watch tv. linky?

what :needles: said
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Re: Commercials
« Reply #351 on: January 28, 2010, 02:08:17 PM »
hnmm, cant seem to find it. maybe someone else can.

basically there's a guy with a branch growing out of his pants that has skittles on it for fruit. a woman shakes the branch to get the skittles off. the guy whines something like, "aw mom, not today."
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Re: Commercials
« Reply #352 on: January 28, 2010, 02:11:22 PM »
:lol:

Skittles has had some of the best, albeit bizarre and sometimes disturbing, TV ads to come along in many, many years.  But I haven't seen that one yet.

It makes me wonder about the ones that have been rejected.
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Re: Commercials
« Reply #353 on: January 28, 2010, 02:18:38 PM »
well, after a little more research i've learned that it's called, "harvest the rainbow" and people are asking the skittles company to post it on their youtube page. it's not up yet.

oh, it features beth grant as the mother.
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Re: Commercials
« Reply #354 on: January 28, 2010, 08:49:29 PM »
i cannot believe i can't find this anywhere on the 'tube. i've seen a couple of more times today, only on comedy central and after 5pm. i was going to record it and upload it, but i can't find my ac cord for my camera. i think the bitch took it to oregon with her in my backpack i loaned her.

on another commercial, the new domino's pizza ones, they go to see people that were in focus groups that gave negative reviews at their homes. this is how imagine it.

pizza guys: "we're here to see carlos" to camera

knocks on door, carlos answers . . .

pizza guys deliver a beat down to carlos.
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Re: Commercials
« Reply #355 on: February 06, 2010, 09:59:07 PM »
so, this new mcdonald's coffee commercial is just asinine. the guy gets up going, "coffee, coffee, coffee . . " sets off on his coffee quest and promptly is greeted with a friendly hello from his room mate, a neighbor and some other person. everyone he encounters he says, "don't talk to me, i haven't had my coffee."

what an ass. fine, dude. i'll never talk to you again. have fun drinking coffee all alone in your miserable cubicle.
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Re: Commercials
« Reply #356 on: February 07, 2010, 07:58:41 PM »
This is the most misogynistic battery of advertising that I have ever seen. If they put another one up - fuck this shit. I'm going to leave and go do something that is actually worth my time. Fuck you in your rotten ear, CBS.
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Re: Commercials
« Reply #357 on: February 08, 2010, 01:27:10 AM »
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Re: Commercials
« Reply #358 on: February 08, 2010, 12:58:05 PM »
Wow.  I have no idea what ad you're talking about, Stoats -- Dove for Men, something, eh?  But now I'm curious.
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Re: Commercials
« Reply #359 on: February 08, 2010, 01:39:18 PM »
I totally agree with the Stoat I was appalled at the blatant misogyny that was involved in way too many of the ads. And it wasn't the run of the mill - titty fest ones that were at issue.

Really, really bad.
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