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Re: Commercials
« Reply #390 on: August 02, 2010, 05:52:06 PM »
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I think it's the giraffe licking its nose that gets me.

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Re: Commercials
« Reply #391 on: August 02, 2010, 05:58:47 PM »
I can lick my nose.  What's the big deal?
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Re: Commercials
« Reply #392 on: August 02, 2010, 06:01:45 PM »
:bullshit:
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It's symbolic of our struggle against reality.

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Re: Commercials
« Reply #393 on: August 02, 2010, 06:19:35 PM »
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I can lick my nose.  What's the big deal?

No big deal.  Lots of people could lick your nose.
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Re: Commercials
« Reply #394 on: August 02, 2010, 06:25:10 PM »
Quote from: mo on August 02, 2010, 06:01:45 PM
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I'll have to take a picture.  Curiously my wife can lick her nose too.  I've run into several others with this anatomic trait; we're definitely in the minority though.
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Re: Commercials
« Reply #395 on: August 03, 2010, 09:40:35 PM »
I had a debate partner in high school who could practically clean her eyebrows with her tongue.  Her nose wasn't the only pointy thing she owned that she could reach with it, as she once memorably demonstrated. 

I watched the giraffe vid and then (thanks for nothing!) found one with the whole ad, which was necessary.  You know they're clearly basing that guy on the crazy Russian bazillionaire who just bought the New Jersey Nets, right?
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Re: Commercials
« Reply #396 on: August 08, 2010, 11:33:24 AM »
OMG. I lol'd at this commercial. This video isn't great quality but I can't find a better one...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4D7AjiiZvxo
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Re: Commercials
« Reply #397 on: August 08, 2010, 12:12:50 PM »
the opulent russian guy is awesome! needs more chicks though. but the laugh at the end rules.
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Re: Commercials
« Reply #398 on: August 08, 2010, 02:03:30 PM »
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OMG. I lol'd at this commercial.

Wow.  That's actually a knockoff of an almost identical major-brand tool that you can get for less, though, so I guess they need that kind of an ad.  It's a pretty funny damned ad.

I thought the major-brand tool was a Black & Decker, but I can't seem to find it online.  I'll look at it when I get home.  You can also buy professional and industrial versions of the same tool at upto $250, if you do a hell of a lot of cutting. 
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Re: Commercials
« Reply #399 on: August 08, 2010, 02:20:12 PM »
It looks like an Olfa cutter, but those aren't powered.
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Re: Commercials
« Reply #400 on: August 08, 2010, 05:01:44 PM »
What's an Olfa? A teenager that won't cone out of his room and listens to Morrisey all day and night?
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Re: Commercials
« Reply #401 on: August 08, 2010, 05:04:26 PM »
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"...as hard as regular caulk" - Random Axe
"21 years of marriage has dealt a death blow to all the local pizzerias." - :flipper:
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Re: Commercials
« Reply #402 on: August 08, 2010, 05:56:38 PM »
I like those, but I can't afford a big self-healing mat, or at least I wouldn't use it enough to justify the expense.


The rotary cutter I have is the Skil Power Cutter.



And apparently I got it super-cheap.  I paid about $20 at Lowes when it was on sale, but right now it looks like you can't get it for less than $40 new or $30 refurbished.  Still, the ZipSnip is an unknown, whereas Skil is fairly respectable, and the Skil one is lithium-ion and definitely rugged enough to survive being dropped a few times.

Mine's pretty handy for cutting big pieces of cardboard to smaller sizes, cutting thick plastic (like garbage-can plastic), metal screening, etc.  Much more powerful than regular electric scissors, but you'd have to try hard to cut yourself. 
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Re: Commercials
« Reply #403 on: August 08, 2010, 06:00:10 PM »
Uh. WANT.
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"...as hard as regular caulk" - Random Axe
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"*drags taint* Oh cool, I didn't know you could do that." - mo.d
"You people are freaks. I can't take that kind of responsibility on right now." - :hoss:
"...there was more penis than I expected, which is not something I often have to say." - Random Axe

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Re: Commercials
« Reply #404 on: August 08, 2010, 10:44:53 PM »
Uh, yeah, that's great and all, but... can it save Christmas??
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