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Re: Commercials
« Reply #405 on: August 09, 2010, 12:15:42 PM »
Under similar conditions, yes.  Otherwise, I'd have to hear the specifics of the situation. 

To be honest, I'm not sure I'd let a kid that young use mine.  Those fingers are small enough, and the temptation to see what else it could cut would be too strong.

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Re: Commercials
« Reply #406 on: August 10, 2010, 07:52:24 PM »
My other half just called me from the road.  He's listening to talk radio as he's driving and he hears a commercial for a company that paints asphalt ( I assume like stamping or something).  They advertise what they do and then add that they are able to converse with customers in English or Spanish OR Canadian.   :rollin:
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Re: Commercials
« Reply #407 on: August 10, 2010, 10:29:36 PM »
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"After walking away from the other people backstage, Justin Bieber found a place where we could be alone -- a bathroom. We went inside and immediately his personality changed drastically. He began touching me and repeatedly said he wanted to fuck the shit out of me."

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Re: Commercials
« Reply #408 on: August 11, 2010, 01:04:28 AM »
But what I want to know is if they speak Bocce?
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Re: Commercials
« Reply #409 on: August 26, 2010, 07:20:56 PM »
Just saw an Fbook ad for Florida real estate.  The tagline is "$15000 Houses".  The picture . . . is a hydrogen bomb's fireball.

Uh . . . what?

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Re: Commercials
« Reply #410 on: August 27, 2010, 11:43:37 AM »
Poorly executed "fire sale" hyperbole?
"After walking away from the other people backstage, Justin Bieber found a place where we could be alone -- a bathroom. We went inside and immediately his personality changed drastically. He began touching me and repeatedly said he wanted to fuck the shit out of me."

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Re: Commercials
« Reply #411 on: August 27, 2010, 11:53:30 AM »
WE DROPPED THE BOMB ON PRICES!


Seriously, post-hurricane real estate sales I can understand.  But if Florida's been nuked . . . to hell with it.  It must be alternating swamp and glassy beach, and any good storm (ie, once a month) must drag waves completely across.

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Re: Commercials
« Reply #412 on: August 27, 2010, 11:56:44 AM »
OK, what was that Ahnuld movie with Jamie Lee Curtis? The bad guys led by Art Malik (why, Art? WHY DID YOU AGREE TO PLAY THIS RACIST ROLE) nuked an island in the Florida Keys. Maybe the house is on that island, and they're just taking a clip from the movie?

/is now thinking to rent that one because, um, Tia Carrere. NUF CED.
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Re: Commercials
« Reply #413 on: August 27, 2010, 12:09:59 PM »
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Re: Commercials
« Reply #414 on: August 27, 2010, 02:24:20 PM »
True Lies, yeah, by James Cameron.  It was about 50% awesome and 50% sewage, although I can personally squint past the sewage even if I can't entirely ignore it.

The racist stuff is worse with poor Grant Heslov than with Malik.  Malik's terrorist is a bad guy, but he's not nearly the gibbering Arab most movies use; he's a much more relatable guy, probably a more well-rounded  character than most actual terrorists.  There are some weak cliches among the henchmen, but honestly it could have been so much worse. 

Heslov plays the Arabic sidekick, and it's a less flattering role by far -- although he played an even worse version in another movie I liked, The Scorpion King, where he's the cowardly, weaselly secondhand-camel-merchant comic relief character.  He's about as good in the role as anyone could be, but I still felt dirty laughing at it.  And  Carrere gets crapped on a fair bit, although not worse than her character would have if it'd been a Bond movie, which is more or less what Cameron was shooting at.  Still, no white villains, eh?  Throw a bone, Cameron.

True Lies walks an uglier line with its gender politics, actually.  Curtis plays the wife who should just shut up and trust her husband whether he lies to her or not because he knows best.  He neglects her and lies to her, blames her when the car salesman is after her, sets her up and humiliates her, and he gradually learns he should have just been honest with her . . . but the film still makes her the dope.

Tom Arnold is really funny in it, though, and Eliza Dushku gets fired out of a cannon.

Weird thing is, if Besson had made this movie in French with Jean Reno, they would have carried off the sexism without being offensive.  This should not be true, but it is.  The racism might have wound up being worse, though.  Tough to say.

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Re: Commercials
« Reply #415 on: September 02, 2010, 08:31:36 PM »
http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=eee_1283401830

Bizarre confession: I saw the original commercial and sort of wanted to buy some.
Now it makes sense to me why I wanted to be a pharmacist and not a doctor; we take what we can get!

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Re: Commercials
« Reply #416 on: September 02, 2010, 08:39:55 PM »
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you'd be surprised how much a nutsack can stretch. you have to stretch it yourself, not a woman. they don't do it quite right.

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Re: Commercials
« Reply #417 on: September 04, 2010, 05:55:10 PM »
I saw this World's Best Cat Litter commercial earlier today and thought it was satire at first. Apparently it's real.
It's symbolic of our struggle against reality.

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Re: Commercials
« Reply #418 on: September 22, 2010, 11:42:08 PM »
I fully acknowledge I am overly sensitive about this, but this commercial really, really bothers me. As a scientist, a student of science, and with my previous job indoctrination of safety/liability, this irks.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hfrJrARoI5M



DO NOT EAT IN THE LAB
WEAR SAFETY GOGGLES AROUND FLASKS FILLED WITH RANDOMLY COLORED LIQUIDS, SOME OF WHICH ARE BUBBLING. Jeesh.
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Re: Commercials
« Reply #419 on: September 23, 2010, 12:14:22 AM »
Plus, it's a total ripoff of those older Snickers ads.  Tch.  Weak.