Oh. Two days ago, at the hardware store, the muzak-sideband-radio-PA-thin played a song apparently called "Ordinary People" by someone apparently called John Legend. And if I ever hear that song again, I will have to go find him and beat him with a frozen roadkill possum until his retinas detach. It is my new most-hated song of all time. I cannot remember the last time I heard something that bad, and I am including all sounds of all kinds. I very nearly dropped my stuff and left the store without buying anything just to escape.
Fortunately, the next thing they played was Pretty Ballerina by The Left Banke, which was a major improvement. But, then, six blaring rickrolls in a row would've been a blessed relief, by comparison.
edit: No, I don't know why I sometimes put song titles in quotes and sometimes in italics. My style sheet is still in flux.