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Re: Small Screen / Big Screen
« Reply #15 on: January 05, 2007, 09:40:35 AM »
B&tG

I don't know what he said on stage to get bleeped out but I couldn't help at laughing

"Kick me in the Wontons"
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Re: Small Screen / Big Screen
« Reply #16 on: January 05, 2007, 03:26:33 PM »
Heh. Okay, this is funny.

Watch the preview for "Children of Men" (yes, evil flash, yada yada) all the way through to the end, and you get the splash screen. While you're watching, mark the scene in the trailer where a car is driving across a bridge into the Battersea Power Station. Somebody's got a sense of humor.

I want to see this movie, incidentally. Even if they did pinch the idea from Frank Herbert's last (and oh my god bleakest) novel.

OH and serious, serious grue-bait in there.


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Re: Small Screen / Big Screen
« Reply #17 on: January 05, 2007, 03:30:14 PM »
huh. Little children has finally come to a theater out here opening tonight. I hope it's still there in 2 weeks when I have money to go but I'm not counting on it.

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Re: Small Screen / Big Screen
« Reply #18 on: January 05, 2007, 03:56:56 PM »
Quote from: GirlALaMode on January 05, 2007, 09:40:35 AM
B&tG

I don't know what he said on stage to get bleeped out but I couldn't help at laughing

"Kick me in the Wontons"

Yeah, I cracked up on the Wontons joke too.

What I thought the bleeped out part said was "Does anyone in the room know what f@&king p#%@y tastes like?  Because I sure as f$*k don't"  or something to that effect.
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Re: Small Screen / Big Screen
« Reply #19 on: January 05, 2007, 04:34:40 PM »
well hey, that's kind of funny. i would have laughed at that because it's true.
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Re: Small Screen / Big Screen
« Reply #20 on: January 05, 2007, 04:48:48 PM »
it would have been awesome if that guy would have won the comedy club.  just for pure balls.
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Re: Small Screen / Big Screen
« Reply #21 on: January 05, 2007, 04:53:54 PM »
I disagree. I think they picked the right winner. Tiger Shark.
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Re: Small Screen / Big Screen
« Reply #22 on: January 05, 2007, 11:13:36 PM »

Get it? I'm Tiger, that's a shark...

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Re: Small Screen / Big Screen
« Reply #23 on: January 06, 2007, 01:15:40 PM »
Where's that tomato smiley dammit?
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Re: Small Screen / Big Screen
« Reply #24 on: January 06, 2007, 01:27:27 PM »
Quote from: GirlALaMode on January 06, 2007, 01:15:40 PM
Where's that tomato smiley dammit?

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Re: Small Screen / Big Screen
« Reply #25 on: January 06, 2007, 04:32:01 PM »
We just watched probably the most amazing thing on TV this afternoon:  Star Trek:TOS.  I had been hearing about it for awhile, but hadn't seen it yet, they remastered all the shows and cleaned up the special effects.  Now, before you go all "HOW DARE THEY!" on me, they just took the original scenes and redid them, almost frame for frame, over in CG.  Except for a few things, they are identical passes and scenes.  At the end of the show, the Enterprise left orbit and did a beauty pass across the screen and off into space.  Absolutely-FUCKING-amazing!  Junk everything else they've done, there is nothing like seeing the original "Big E" looking as good as it did.
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Re: Small Screen / Big Screen
« Reply #26 on: January 06, 2007, 04:42:56 PM »
I saw "Balance of Terror" with the pumped-up graphics, but they effed up the soundtrack synchronization, which made it damn near unwatchable. But I thought it was a good start!
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Re: Small Screen / Big Screen
« Reply #27 on: January 06, 2007, 06:14:04 PM »
Quote from: Psidefect on January 05, 2007, 11:13:36 PM
Get it? I'm Tiger, that's a shark...

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maybe you should have won.
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Re: Small Screen / Big Screen
« Reply #28 on: January 07, 2007, 04:38:25 PM »
Quote from: Jean-Baptiste Emmanuel Zorg on January 05, 2007, 03:26:33 PM
OH and serious, serious grue-bait in there.




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Re: Small Screen / Big Screen
« Reply #29 on: January 07, 2007, 04:39:15 PM »
Quote from: thegrue on January 07, 2007, 04:38:25 PM

Further proof that God exists and he wants me to be happy.


Or she.

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