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Re: Small Screen / Big Screen
« Reply #4140 on: August 28, 2010, 05:11:58 PM »
It's Peter O'Toole day on TMC. I watched Night of the Generals earlier, which features this, my favorite scene of the movie. O'Toole plays a psychotic Nazi General very well. Omar Sharif as a Nazi Major, not so much.

Also, I caught part of Rush: Beyond the Lighted Stage on Palladia (an MTV mutation which occasionally has some decent stuff). The most fascinating part of the film was how much early footage they had - high school shows, stuff like that. I didn't see the whole film, so I don't know if they explained where they got all the footage from, but it was really kind of weird how much they had. I mean, it was before video cameras were so common, and there were much bigger, more popular bands that don't have near this much footage available.  Trailer.
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Re: Small Screen / Big Screen
« Reply #4141 on: August 29, 2010, 06:11:24 PM »
I saw Scott Pilgrim with Unit 2 just now. Very mixed feelings about this movie. On the one hand I laughed pretty continuously for something like an hour, and my face consequently hurts. On the other hand, it seemed disjointy and draggy in parts (it's under two hours and seemed muuuuch longer), and there was some very much not funny racist dialogue in there that got both me and U2 muttering out loud with the WTF of it all. The supporting cast was FANTASTIC, particularly Keiran Culkin and the girl who played the drummer Kim. The action scenes were hilarious and wonderful. At the risk of being trite I'd say this verges on being the stereotypical "flawed masterpiece." I loved it in parts, but the whole didn't quite work.

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Re: Small Screen / Big Screen
« Reply #4142 on: August 29, 2010, 07:07:01 PM »
I hated it. On the other hand, I loved the books (highly recommended) so it might be something like the whole Watchmen ordeal. And yes, the fight scenes weren't the usual dizzying fast-cut crap and showed off some impressive work from people I wouldn't have expected to do good fight scenes (Schwartzman, Cera)

No movie in history has been post mortemed more than Scott Pilgrim though ("why did this movie fail?" everywhere, even places that don't usually care about movies), so it's all been said already, but I think my problem was mostly with Cera. Scott Pilgrim is supposed to be one of the most renowned fighters and bass players in all of Canada. He's got a little bit of swagger to him (in contrast to his irresponsibility toward his interpersonal relationships). There is no swagger in Cera. He's all cringey-twee-kinda-sorta-whatever. It just threw everything off for me, like Zaphod as Dubya. (Plus I haven't forgiven anybody involved with Year One yet, except maybe Thirteen.)

The Expendables was great, on the other hand. It's exactly what you would expect it to be, and not the least bit ashamed about it. President Camacho has an auto-shottie that cuts people in half, for example. It's that kind of thing. Violence punctuated with wisecracks, something that used to be a great American export, like cars. In that respect, maybe nostalgia plays a role as well. The audience at the showing I attended loved every second of the Stallone/Willis/Schwarzenegger scene, for sure.

Centurion: General Jimmy McNulty leads his Roman armies in battle (I was sad he didn't say "What the fuck did I do?" during the scene where he's grooving with the Picts) in what looks to be a standard sword-and-sandal story at first, but then turns out it's more of a chase thing, as a small group of Roman soldiers make their way through enemy lines (filmed beautifully in the Highlands) while being pursued by a relentless gang of warriors (incl. a particularly badass mute woman). It's probably about as violent as The Expendables. Definitely an interesting and well made movie.
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Re: Small Screen / Big Screen
« Reply #4143 on: August 29, 2010, 07:23:57 PM »
I should have said that I haven't read any of the SP comics at all, so that wasn't a factor for me.
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Re: Small Screen / Big Screen
« Reply #4144 on: August 29, 2010, 09:56:23 PM »
Yeah...had I not read them beforehand, I might have been more forgiving. Edgar Wright did his best, with the manga/videogame look of it and all.

Oh, and I see they're making Human Millipede now. Wheee, a sequel!


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Re: Small Screen / Big Screen
« Reply #4145 on: August 29, 2010, 10:02:24 PM »
I'll hold out for Human Rhinoceros Beetle.

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Re: Small Screen / Big Screen
« Reply #4146 on: September 04, 2010, 09:33:06 PM »
Today I watched Blood: The Last Vampire.

I liked it. The CG was a little lame in places, but eh. No biggie.
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Re: Small Screen / Big Screen
« Reply #4147 on: September 04, 2010, 10:12:44 PM »
I saw the original anime 'feature' (it's like 45 minutes long), and it was striking but too preliminary-ish.  When it's over, you feel like it was an impressive proposal demo for a full-length film that never got made. 

Almost ten years later, they got a French music video director and a Chinese writer to do a live-action adaptation with a Korean actress in the main role.  Viva la cooperation!  I figured it was worth seeing, but it hasn't gotten to the top of my queue yet.

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« Reply #4148 on: September 12, 2010, 01:28:46 AM »
so, i rewatched kalifornia tonight. i think brad pitt is actually a really good actor. thinking back on his movies they're actually quite diverse. good for him.
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« Reply #4149 on: September 12, 2010, 06:33:57 PM »
Well, he's be fortunate enough to have his pick of roles to choose from, so that helps. But I agree, he's alright.

Damn. What has IMDb done to their site?  :eyeroll:

I was excited to see a redbox installed down the street today. I haven't rented a movie in years, since there's no convenient outlet for me and I continue to procrastinate on getting addicted to Netflix. So now I have no idea what I've missed over the past few years - I've kinda tuned it out. I look at redbox's top 20 rentals, and I'm beginning to wonder if I've really missed anything.

So what was released that was really great over the last 3-4 years?
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Re: Small Screen / Big Screen
« Reply #4150 on: September 12, 2010, 07:23:50 PM »
i'll start the list . . .

star trek

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« Reply #4151 on: September 12, 2010, 08:24:36 PM »
Oh yeah. That's helpful - thanks. Star Trek, especially, I should've remembered that one.
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Re: Small Screen / Big Screen
« Reply #4152 on: September 12, 2010, 09:52:16 PM »
Idiosyncratic and fairly random list of movies I liked from the last four years or so.  (I initially typed "list of movies I lived".  Oy.)

The Signal

The Orphanage

Fantastic Mr Fox, although it takes awhile to get used to it.

Cashback

Crisis on Two Earths, and maybe Justice League: New Frontier.

Bolt and WALL-E, and Up is worth seeing, too.  So is Cloudy With a Chance of Meatballs.

Triangle, the darkest Twilight Zone movie ever -- but if you think you might want to see it, try not to read anything about it, not even the back of the box.  Made by Christopher Smith in 2009, starring Melissa George.  That's enough to identify it.

A Town Called Panic, if you can handle a full-length movie of funny WTF nonsense.

Timecrimes is worth seeing.

Whip It is worth seeing.

Ping Pong Playa, if you might like that sort of thing.

Machine Girl, maybe.

I really liked The Answer Man but can't for the life of me guess if other people would like or hate it.



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« Reply #4153 on: September 13, 2010, 04:21:43 AM »
Excellent!

The Orphanage is going back too far - that's one of the last movies I rented, so I guess it was 2007.
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Re: Small Screen / Big Screen
« Reply #4154 on: September 13, 2010, 01:10:51 PM »
I finally watched Fido last night.  I really enjoyed it.  Kind of reminded me of a colorized Pleasantville.
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