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Re: Things that Dogbone probably already posted
« Reply #675 on: September 07, 2010, 06:45:35 PM »
:lol:

You just reminded me . . . in Japan, they sell a product called Nipless that's basically a pair of round band-aids meant to keep pokies from pokin'.  The first time we saw an ad for it, my brother dubbed it 'mammoflage'.

That's a word that just keeps on giving.
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Re: Things that Dogbone probably already posted
« Reply #676 on: September 08, 2010, 06:38:33 PM »
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Re: Things that Dogbone probably already posted
« Reply #677 on: September 08, 2010, 08:54:56 PM »
:hmm:

A little surprising that Friend isn't one of the categories.
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Re: Things that Dogbone probably already posted
« Reply #678 on: September 08, 2010, 10:00:19 PM »
Quote from: random axe on September 07, 2010, 06:45:35 PM
:lol:

You just reminded me . . . in Japan, they sell a product called Nipless that's basically a pair of round band-aids meant to keep pokies from pokin'.  The first time we saw an ad for it, my brother dubbed it 'mammoflage'.

That's a word that just keeps on giving.

I read that as "a pair of round rubber bands..." and I was like  :confused:
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Re: Things that Dogbone probably already posted
« Reply #679 on: September 08, 2010, 10:26:16 PM »
If anything, that would have the opposite effect.

I'm not going to google to see if they have a product called Nippler.
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Re: Things that Dogbone probably already posted
« Reply #680 on: September 08, 2010, 10:31:01 PM »
Exactly. Little round rubber bands to give you pokies.

Yeesh.
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Re: Things that Dogbone probably already posted
« Reply #681 on: September 08, 2010, 10:43:14 PM »
Also known as "sweater bumpers", they are out there.

I was looking for jewelry findings, alright?
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Re: Things that Dogbone probably already posted
« Reply #682 on: September 12, 2010, 05:30:04 PM »
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Re: Things that Dogbone probably already posted
« Reply #683 on: September 17, 2010, 01:03:40 PM »
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Re: Things that Dogbone probably already posted
« Reply #684 on: September 17, 2010, 01:43:09 PM »
Quote from: pdrake on September 17, 2010, 01:03:40 PM
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I'll be seeing these dudes again next Friday night :jam:
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Re: Things that Dogbone probably already posted
« Reply #685 on: October 29, 2010, 07:04:28 PM »
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Re: Things that Dogbone probably already posted
« Reply #686 on: October 29, 2010, 07:25:13 PM »
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Plimpton !!

So, dogbone, this means the Giants can count on your support?
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Re: Things that Dogbone probably already posted
« Reply #687 on: November 01, 2010, 05:50:45 PM »
We're in unprecedented territory here folks, but I'm seriously considering removing Ms. Plimpton from the PoUA.

My major departure with her was in Mosquito Coast, when she uttered the immortal line: "I think about you when I go to the bathroom." I had to leave the theater when she said that, and I've been unable to muster the personal wherewithal to stomach her in anything since then.

Until now. I watched "Raising Hope" based on a friend's recommendation (and a deep, abiding love of The Leachman), and I have to admit that I've been won over by it. This doesn't mean that I'm a fan or anything, only that I'm a reasonable person who will occasionally revisit and reconsider my opinions. She's dug herself out of a pretty big hole, and as long as she stays dedicated to that, I'm willing to release her back into the wild on a provisional basis. She was a Goonie, after all.

That said, she has much to do to atone for, say, Stanley & Iris, or (especially) the left and right hands of the cinematic goatses that are "The Beans of Egypt, Maine" and "I Shot Andy Warhol." Especially the latter. There was nudity...and we were considering a third child at the time. Now there's a hole in my family....

Maybe there's a PoUA ankle tracking bracelet or something.
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Re: Things that Dogbone probably already posted
« Reply #688 on: November 01, 2010, 05:52:01 PM »
It's ... it's like I don't know you at all any more.
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"21 years of marriage has dealt a death blow to all the local pizzerias." - :flipper:
"lee marvin in drag is no way to spread the gospel, son." - TFJ
"It's one of our many romantic fantasies that keeps dragging us down as a species" - Random Axe;
"*drags taint* Oh cool, I didn't know you could do that." - mo.d
"You people are freaks. I can't take that kind of responsibility on right now." - :hoss:
"...there was more penis than I expected, which is not something I often have to say." - Random Axe

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Re: Things that Dogbone probably already posted
« Reply #689 on: November 01, 2010, 06:32:51 PM »
It's cool, they still got time to get Fairuza Balk in there before the 7th inning tonight. She even has a baseball related name.

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