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Re: Pets
« Reply #1095 on: August 04, 2010, 02:46:04 PM »
Never grew into those ears, though.  :lol:
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Re: Pets
« Reply #1096 on: August 04, 2010, 05:34:00 PM »
Man.

That guy just looks like adorable trouble.
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Re: Pets
« Reply #1097 on: August 04, 2010, 05:51:42 PM »
That's about the size of it.
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Re: Pets
« Reply #1098 on: August 17, 2010, 11:03:38 AM »
Oh man. Old dog got a puppy cut the other day, so she can handle the hot weather again. F'ing groomers went too far. They slicked her down like a weimaraner or something. Poor thing. This sucks.
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"*drags taint* Oh cool, I didn't know you could do that." - mo.d
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Re: Pets
« Reply #1099 on: August 17, 2010, 11:22:57 AM »
HEY!  What's wrong with Weimaraners?  WhyIyata...
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Re: Pets
« Reply #1100 on: August 17, 2010, 11:31:06 AM »
No, it's just that border collies should not have short hair like them.

Although I knew one Weimaraner that was so inbred, stupid and violent I've been suspicious of the breed, since. Actually that's not fair, I'm pretty suspicious of all purebred breeds.
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Re: Pets
« Reply #1101 on: August 17, 2010, 11:34:16 AM »
There's a gentleman Doberman that is one of the bigged Dobes I've ever seen. I was out walking this morning and his owner - who I think is trying to look like Jamie Hyneman (sp?) and doing a fair job of it - and I chatted a bit and I got to pet and talk to the Dobe. He's a big sweetie.

Then I came home and showed the pigs the same hand that had been petting the Dobe. Their reaction was  :confused: :hmm: :harumph:
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Re: Pets
« Reply #1102 on: August 17, 2010, 11:38:58 AM »
:lol:  I always do that with my cat.  She is MYSTIFIED.  She clearly knows that that weird scent has some kind of great significance, but her brain is so tiny and addled, and her experience so limited, that she has no idea what or why.
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Re: Pets
« Reply #1103 on: August 17, 2010, 11:40:58 AM »
:galm:

I always wonder, when I meet dogs, whether they're communicating with mine one way or another via residual smells.
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Re: Pets
« Reply #1104 on: August 17, 2010, 11:45:23 AM »
Quote from: The Incredible Hmof on August 17, 2010, 11:40:58 AM
:galm:

I always wonder, when I meet dogs, whether they're communicating with mine one way or another via residual smells.

Wonder no more.  The answer is yes.  It's like reading the news for them, or your bio.
And my Weim is not stupid or inbred or violent and she's purebred.  And neither is my purebred German Shepherd for that matter.   :harumph:
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Re: Pets
« Reply #1105 on: August 17, 2010, 11:48:32 AM »
Yeah, well, caveat emptor! There are some really effing irresponsible dog breeders out there. Don't buy a dog with anything less then four grandparents, for godsake! ;)
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"21 years of marriage has dealt a death blow to all the local pizzerias." - :flipper:
"lee marvin in drag is no way to spread the gospel, son." - TFJ
"It's one of our many romantic fantasies that keeps dragging us down as a species" - Random Axe;
"*drags taint* Oh cool, I didn't know you could do that." - mo.d
"You people are freaks. I can't take that kind of responsibility on right now." - :hoss:
"...there was more penis than I expected, which is not something I often have to say." - Random Axe

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Re: Pets
« Reply #1106 on: August 17, 2010, 11:51:30 AM »
I definitely don't disagree with that!  The weim came from a breeder.  My So bought her way before I was in the picture.  And the breeder has been in the news on several occassions for her bad breeding habits, animal neglect and abuse.  It was even national I think.

My Shepherd was rescue.
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Re: Pets
« Reply #1107 on: August 17, 2010, 11:57:36 AM »
The rottenweiler in my old hood was a jackass. It killed woodchucks and chased cats and just sort of menaced everyone.

Mine would go after someone if I said the words, but otherwise she was a big baby. She guarded Murray and Chloe (the original G's) and Murray would even complain until she greeted him in the morning.  :eyeroll: Was friendly to the UPS guy and would sit on his foot until he stopped petting her or gave her whatever package he was bringing to us. Defect rolled in like he owned the joint.

In contrast, her mom was put down for being aggressive and biting kids. I think it's 50/50 with dogs. Kind of like people. Genes are half of it, conditioning is the other half.
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Re: Pets
« Reply #1108 on: August 17, 2010, 12:03:08 PM »
Quote from: The Incredible Hmof on August 17, 2010, 11:48:32 AM
Yeah, well, caveat emptor! There are some really effing irresponsible king breeders out there. Don't buy a king with anything less then four grandparents, for godsake! ;)
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Re: Pets
« Reply #1109 on: August 17, 2010, 01:20:03 PM »
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Don't buy a dog with anything less then four grandparents, for godsake!

In fact, I recommend using money.
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