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Happy Hmofday
« on: December 31, 2011, 02:54:44 PM »
Have a wonderful year, you magnificent bastard!
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Re: Happy Hmofday
« Reply #1 on: December 31, 2011, 03:15:53 PM »
Werrrrrrrrrrrrrrrd
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Re: Happy Hmofday
« Reply #2 on: December 31, 2011, 03:46:50 PM »
THAT!
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Re: Happy Hmofday
« Reply #3 on: December 31, 2011, 04:32:31 PM »


dude.

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Re: Happy Hmofday
« Reply #4 on: December 31, 2011, 04:48:47 PM »
isn't Super Birthday Site supposed to pop up and auto-notify me of these things? and yet it didn't! bleh!

so, Happy Birthday over here in a better spot, man :)

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Re: Happy Hmofday
« Reply #5 on: December 31, 2011, 05:09:12 PM »
HBHMOF!
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Re: Happy Hmofday
« Reply #6 on: December 31, 2011, 06:36:04 PM »
Happy Birthday!
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Re: Happy Hmofday
« Reply #7 on: December 31, 2011, 09:20:18 PM »
Thanks people. 2012 can't help but be a better year, even if the world ends ;)
Anyway, thanks for preserving my sanity in '11. AGAIN.
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Re: Happy Hmofday
« Reply #8 on: December 31, 2011, 10:00:09 PM »
Wait.  I thought I'd preserved your sanity in formalin.

:hmm:

So WTF is in that jar?
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Re: Happy Hmofday
« Reply #9 on: December 31, 2011, 10:44:00 PM »
happy butt pirate day!!

that's right, i typed butt pirate, captain butt pirate!!

hope it's a great birthday for you and yours. stay worm. (sic)
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Re: Happy Hmofday
« Reply #10 on: January 02, 2012, 07:19:20 PM »
Quote from: First Post on December 31, 2011, 04:48:47 PM
isn't Super Birthday Site supposed to pop up and auto-notify me of these things? and yet it didn't! bleh!

so, Happy Birthday over here in a better spot, man :)

I don't think he has one in there or he managed to turn it off or something.  The way I remembered is I saw other people posting on his wall.
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Re: Happy Hmofday
« Reply #11 on: January 13, 2012, 07:01:46 PM »
Awwwww, fuck. Missed this too.  :eyeroll:

Hope it was awesome.  :D
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Re: Happy Hmofday
« Reply #12 on: January 13, 2012, 11:06:36 PM »
:hug:

There was champagne, and I set stuff on fire, and blew stuff up. The wife brought expensive food :trance: and we pigged out.

So yeah, awesome :D
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