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Re: Non Sequitur MMVIII
« Reply #315 on: May 27, 2010, 06:33:56 PM »
sounds about right!  :rollin:
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Re: Non Sequitur MMVIII
« Reply #316 on: August 24, 2010, 01:20:48 AM »
Dammit, out of ice.
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Re: Non Sequitur MMVIII
« Reply #317 on: August 24, 2010, 01:32:45 AM »
Also "fig and caviar" as notes for "Thierry Mugler's Womanity" perfume? Srsly?? Also, $78.
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Re: Non Sequitur MMVIII
« Reply #318 on: August 24, 2010, 11:29:20 AM »
Surely every woman wants to smell like something pulled out of a hideous giant fish's crotch with a vacuum cleaner.
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Re: Non Sequitur MMVIII
« Reply #319 on: August 25, 2010, 09:32:25 AM »
Oy vey, with the hangovering...
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Re: Non Sequitur MMVIII
« Reply #320 on: April 28, 2011, 08:15:54 PM »
You know the saying that you should never shop for groceries on an empty stomach?  I'm just the opposite.  I ate dinner, then went grocery shopping and it wasn't very productive.  Nothing looks appetizing to me on a full stomach so I don't buy very much.

When I shop while I'm hungry I'm able to really stock up.
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Re: Non Sequitur MMVIII
« Reply #321 on: April 28, 2011, 11:26:02 PM »
Don't we have a "Non-Sequiter MMXI" thread?
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Re: Non Sequitur MMVIII
« Reply #322 on: April 29, 2011, 01:09:41 AM »
Umm.  I couldn't find it.

I dug.  Believe me.
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Re: Non Sequitur MMVIII
« Reply #323 on: April 29, 2011, 04:44:29 AM »
I can't shop on a full stomach either.
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Re: Non Sequitur MMVIII
« Reply #324 on: April 29, 2011, 06:22:24 PM »
If I don't eat SOMETHING before grocery shopping I end up buying a lot of junk. If I eat a good meal I stick to my list quite closely and don't even go near the snack aisle. Unless it was on my list ;-)

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Re: Non Sequitur MMVIII
« Reply #325 on: September 09, 2011, 12:14:35 PM »
They say you make your own luck.  Unfortunately, unless you're lucky, you won't be any good at that.
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Re: Non Sequitur MMVIII
« Reply #326 on: September 09, 2011, 03:35:54 PM »
Quote from: eldiem on April 29, 2011, 06:22:24 PM
If I don't eat SOMETHING before grocery shopping I end up buying a lot of junk. If I eat a good meal I stick to my list quite closely and don't even go near the snack aisle. Unless it was on my list ;-)

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Re: Non Sequitur MMVIII
« Reply #327 on: September 09, 2011, 07:39:24 PM »
If I go grocery shopping while I'm particularly depressed, I buy less food than I actually need, and it's a guarantee that some of what I buy is bizarre stuff I picked up because why not it doesn't matter anyway.

:shrug:  Sometimes it's pretty funny the next day when I realize that all I have are the ingredients for a Charlie Brown Thanksgiving.

I'm this type:  I don't mind grocery shopping.  I don't like leaving the house and driving to and from the grocery store.  But once I get to the car, I go do the shopping without too much further dislike for the chore, and once I've bought the groceries, I gotta drive home.
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Re: Non Sequitur MMVIII
« Reply #328 on: January 30, 2012, 09:52:43 PM »
They say a cynic is a disillusioned romantic, but at some point a cynic is a disillusioned cynic.
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