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Re: Weather ... or not
« Reply #2010 on: April 05, 2010, 12:11:43 PM »
Two words: Faire boogers.
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Re: Weather ... or not
« Reply #2011 on: April 05, 2010, 12:40:25 PM »
There's actually a song about those Mark Lewis used to sing after hours.
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Re: Weather ... or not
« Reply #2012 on: April 05, 2010, 11:49:29 PM »
Obnoxious thunderstorm.  More expected until daybreak.

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Re: Weather ... or not
« Reply #2013 on: April 06, 2010, 10:33:59 AM »
So much for tapering off at daybreak.  Pouring rain, wind, tornado sirens . . . how can there still be so much pollen in the air?
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Re: Weather ... or not
« Reply #2014 on: April 07, 2010, 11:15:14 AM »
Quote from: mo on April 05, 2010, 11:22:38 AM
Particles of pollen per cubic meter of air

Last Wednesday: 17

Last Thursday: 59

Last Friday: 112

Today: 1,633

The pollen fairies do not take weekends off.

And today, the count is 5,733 particles of pollen per cubic meter of air.

Almost a record, but not quite. Maybe tomorrow.

Tonight would be a good night for a laser show.
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Re: Weather ... or not
« Reply #2015 on: April 07, 2010, 11:49:13 AM »
I'm a little perturbed that the one day this week I have baseball tickets is the day the anticiapted high temp might get to 60.  Of course it's in the 80s while I sit in my cube all day.
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Re: Weather ... or not
« Reply #2016 on: April 09, 2010, 05:11:11 AM »


See the dark lines on the asphalt that are shaped sort of like lightning, or look like cracks in the asphalt? Those are ant trails through the pollen. I see this every year, but this is the first time I've taken a picture of it. This is the parking lot at work. There's this massive ant colony under the building, and every year around this time, they start migrating. The dark area (the trails) are not ants, but the actual color of the asphalt. The lighter area surrounding it is the layer of pollen on the asphalt. In other words, these are ant foot prints. It blows my mind that their tiny little feet leave these trails.
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Re: Weather ... or not
« Reply #2017 on: April 09, 2010, 07:44:15 AM »
That's very cool, but I am not moving to your neighborhood.
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Re: Weather ... or not
« Reply #2018 on: April 09, 2010, 10:20:16 AM »
Pallet of goddamned Raid, STAT!
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Re: Weather ... or not
« Reply #2019 on: April 09, 2010, 11:57:14 AM »
I like the fork in that trail.  Who was the renegade ant that said, "I think I'll go this way instead?"
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Re: Weather ... or not
« Reply #2020 on: April 09, 2010, 12:36:29 PM »
tree sperm

i wonder if ants sneeze. that's a cool pic.
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Re: Weather ... or not
« Reply #2021 on: April 09, 2010, 12:40:30 PM »
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you'd be surprised how much a nutsack can stretch. you have to stretch it yourself, not a woman. they don't do it quite right.

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Re: Weather ... or not
« Reply #2022 on: April 09, 2010, 03:01:58 PM »
I know.  The other day, I was cursing about my allergies and how it's all damned tree bukkake, and one of my acquaintances (I refuse to say who) said that that always makes HER eyes swell up, too.

Well, I guess I started it.



edit:  Incidentally, when I left the house this morning, there were snowflakes in the air.  Yet STILL the allergies.  Ridiculous.
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Re: Weather ... or not
« Reply #2023 on: April 11, 2010, 10:25:47 PM »
70's all week!  :detta: :detta: :detta: :detta:
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Re: Weather ... or not
« Reply #2024 on: April 11, 2010, 11:30:40 PM »
 :cry:  I just want to not wear my wool coat someday.
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Cause you're so beautiful
Like a tree
Or a high-class prostitute
You're so beautiful
Mmm, you could be a part-time model
But you'd probably have to keep your normal job
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