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Re: Topicless
« Reply #1455 on: September 03, 2010, 10:49:19 AM »
:lol:

Yeah, it's an oldie but a goodie.

I always wonder if her feet were cut off, too, but I suppose the guy might not have bothered mentioning it.

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Re: Topicless
« Reply #1456 on: September 03, 2010, 01:35:45 PM »
Code Blue!
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Re: Topicless
« Reply #1457 on: September 03, 2010, 02:37:13 PM »
Just read a great joke I have to share:

Two men camping in the mountains had spent four days together, and they were getting a little testy.

One morning, the first friend says, "You know, we're starting to get on each other's nerves. Why don't we split up today. I'll hike north and spend the day looking around, you hike south and spend the day. Then tonight, we'll have dinner and share our experiences over the campfire."

The second friend agrees and hikes south. The first man hikes north.
That night over dinner, the first man tells his story: "Today I hiked into a beautiful valley. I followed a stream up into a canyon and ate lunch. Then I swam in a crystal clear mountain lake. As I sat out and dried, I watched deer come and drink from the stream. The wildflowers were filled with butterflies and hawks floated all day overhead. How was your day?"

The second friend says, "I went south and ran across a set of railroad tracks. I followed them until I came across a beautiful young woman tied to the tracks. I cut the ropes off, gently lifted her off the tracks, and I had sex with her in every imaginable way all afternoon. Finally, when I was so tired I could barely move, I came back to camp."

"Wow!!" the first guy exclaimed, "Your day was MUCH better than mine. Did you get a blow job, too?"

"Nah," says the second friend over his meal, "I couldn't find her head."
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Re: Topicless
« Reply #1458 on: September 10, 2010, 10:22:21 PM »
If Mr Mytzlplk's name had been Bob or Otto, every introduction would've sent him home, and he would have been less trouble.

I probably should have thought of this before now.

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Re: Topicless
« Reply #1459 on: September 12, 2010, 08:38:55 PM »
Come on Otto, let's do some crimes.
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Re: Topicless
« Reply #1460 on: September 12, 2010, 08:44:41 PM »
Yeah! Let's get sushi and not pay!
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Re: Topicless
« Reply #1461 on: September 12, 2010, 09:54:25 PM »
We'll do this by the book -- and then we'll come back here and eat raw fish off these naked girls!

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Re: Topicless
« Reply #1462 on: September 13, 2010, 07:13:25 AM »
Cooked 47 lbs of chicken yesterday.
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Re: Topicless
« Reply #1463 on: September 13, 2010, 11:18:47 AM »
:eek:

Elliott finally hit that growth spurt, then?
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Re: Topicless
« Reply #1464 on: September 13, 2010, 08:38:13 PM »
There's no laundry room for them to have a Coke machine in at this apartment complex.

Advantage: old apartment
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Re: Topicless
« Reply #1465 on: September 13, 2010, 08:43:55 PM »
Perhaps you should get a laundry room in your apartment and then you can put a coke machine in it?
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Re: Topicless
« Reply #1466 on: September 13, 2010, 08:50:03 PM »
I have a laundry room! I'm just out of diet pepsi and in emergencies such as this I would go get a coke zero from the old place's common laundry room :(
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Re: Topicless
« Reply #1467 on: September 13, 2010, 08:53:29 PM »
I was feeling sorry for you until you said you prefer Pepsi.
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Re: Topicless
« Reply #1468 on: September 13, 2010, 08:56:45 PM »
DIET pepsi. There's a difference.
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Re: Topicless
« Reply #1469 on: September 13, 2010, 08:59:39 PM »
Actually, most people I know that prefer Pepsi would still rather drink a Diet Coke when it comes to diet. And Coke products is still the winner when it comes to soda.
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