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General => Instructions, Announcements & Introductions => Topic started by: Serious on March 31, 2018, 04:18:28 PM

Title: I DON'T WANT TO BE SERIOUS!
Post by: Serious on March 31, 2018, 04:18:28 PM
Hey, Defect.  Can you help me out? 
Title: Re: I DON'T WANT TO BE SERIOUS!
Post by: stormneedle on March 31, 2018, 11:34:25 PM
Seriously?
Title: Re: I DON'T WANT TO BE SERIOUS!
Post by: Dr. Leonard HmofCoy on April 01, 2018, 04:59:47 AM
 :rollin: I didn't think you were serious over on fb when you said you had to be Serious.
Title: Re: I DON'T WANT TO BE SERIOUS!
Post by: Dr. Leonard HmofCoy on April 01, 2018, 05:48:53 AM
In other news, It was only 8 years, not 18 (http://www.bizarreconfessions.com/forum/index.php?topic=760.msg117476#msg117476)
Title: Re: I DON'T WANT TO BE SERIOUS!
Post by: mo on April 01, 2018, 04:43:05 PM
Hang on, I'm sure Defect will get right on this in a few years  :lol:

I could probably guess your old password  :hmm:
Title: Re: I DON'T WANT TO BE SERIOUS!
Post by: vox8 on April 02, 2018, 09:06:19 PM
I believe that I might be missing something.
Title: Re: I DON'T WANT TO BE SERIOUS!
Post by: mo on April 04, 2018, 08:46:15 AM
I believe that I might be missing something.

It appears Dangermonk has lost his old password and is using another account (Serious) he created a long time ago. The thread title is a play on words. I never would have figured it out without the link hmof supplied. The site was offline yesterday, so maybe Defect was digging through the database trying to find the password.

Hang on, I'm sure Defect will get right on this in a few years  :lol:

And for the record I meant, Defect don't come 'round here no mo.
Title: Re: I DON'T WANT TO BE SERIOUS!
Post by: flipper on April 04, 2018, 02:09:27 PM
Defect?  Which one was that?  I don't think Serious is serious.
Title: Re: I DON'T WANT TO BE SERIOUS!
Post by: DM on April 04, 2018, 05:28:54 PM
I finally remembered my password.  I was worried that I tried a reset it, and a reset link may have gone to a dead email addy, killing my old password. 
Title: Re: I DON'T WANT TO BE SERIOUS!
Post by: Dr. Leonard HmofCoy on April 04, 2018, 05:32:56 PM
 :nanaparty: :band: :drunkard: :headbang: :moonwave: :nanaparty:
Title: Re: I DON'T WANT TO BE SERIOUS!
Post by: flipper on April 04, 2018, 06:28:36 PM
Wow!  We're up to 7 members now! :fyp:
Title: Re: I DON'T WANT TO BE SERIOUS!
Post by: random axe on April 05, 2018, 09:21:04 AM
:lol: :clap:
Title: Re: I DON'T WANT TO BE SERIOUS!
Post by: stormneedle on April 05, 2018, 12:58:58 PM
Party of six and a DM!

Roll for initiative! Uh... can I get a mulligan on that "1"?
Title: Re: I DON'T WANT TO BE SERIOUS!
Post by: Sidious on April 05, 2018, 09:13:23 PM
I finally remembered my password.  I was worried that I tried a reset it, and a reset link may have gone to a dead email addy, killing my old password.

Waaaaaaay too much scotch.
Title: Re: I DON'T WANT TO BE SERIOUS!
Post by: Dr. Leonard HmofCoy on April 07, 2018, 05:41:17 PM
:hmm: I just realized that if you try to say "Serious" when you've got a bad cold it comes out ... "Sidious" ... !
 :duel: :demo: :duel: 
Title: Re: I DON'T WANT TO BE SERIOUS!
Post by: vox8 on April 07, 2018, 08:35:10 PM
Party of six and a DM!

Roll for initiative! Uh... can I get a mulligan on that "1"?

We had our D&D game today - I finally have first hand experience of this type of joke.
Title: Re: I DON'T WANT TO BE SERIOUS!
Post by: random axe on April 08, 2018, 11:47:12 AM
:thumbsup:

Title: Re: I DON'T WANT TO BE SERIOUS!
Post by: DM on April 08, 2018, 01:40:38 PM
Yeah.  The DM thing has always been weird for me.  DM is also my real name's initials.  In fact, with my middle name, my initials are DVM.  I always tried to get people to call me vet.  Never caught on.

Which one is Sidious? 
Title: Re: I DON'T WANT TO BE SERIOUS!
Post by: Sidious on April 08, 2018, 04:34:31 PM
I am.  a.k.a. Scary Guy wherever there's a sweet lovin'.

I can feel your anger.
Title: Re: I DON'T WANT TO BE SERIOUS!
Post by: flipper on April 10, 2018, 02:46:51 PM
Formerly known as Celegorm, correct?
Title: Re: I DON'T WANT TO BE SERIOUS!
Post by: Sidious on April 10, 2018, 07:33:55 PM
Indeed.
Title: Re: I DON'T WANT TO BE SERIOUS!
Post by: DM on April 15, 2018, 02:42:20 PM
I've been looking or you. 

Scotch?  Indeed.  Expanding m pallet.  Putting as much down the hatch as long as am somewhat sober. 

Title: Re: I DON'T WANT TO BE SERIOUS!
Post by: DM on April 15, 2018, 02:47:13 PM
Is there a back door to this place?  I would like to discuss my chafed scrotum, but really don't want to do it in a public forum.  Kind of personal. 
Title: Re: I DON'T WANT TO BE SERIOUS!
Post by: DM on April 15, 2018, 02:56:09 PM
My balls hut.
Title: Re: I DON'T WANT TO BE SERIOUS!
Post by: flipper on April 17, 2018, 02:40:08 PM
I've been noticing that more the older I get.  I also sweat a lot down there.
Title: Re: I DON'T WANT TO BE SERIOUS!
Post by: random axe on April 17, 2018, 06:06:11 PM
Jeez, I've been gettin' older like nobody's business, and I haven't been noticing DM's balls at all.

Maybe I'm ballblind.
Title: Re: I DON'T WANT TO BE SERIOUS!
Post by: flipper on April 17, 2018, 07:04:06 PM
:galm:  Do you want the link to DM's Nutcam?
Title: Re: I DON'T WANT TO BE SERIOUS!
Post by: random axe on April 18, 2018, 04:37:22 PM
Probably . . . not . . . .
Title: Re: I DON'T WANT TO BE SERIOUS!
Post by: Sidious on April 18, 2018, 10:09:05 PM
DM's Nutcam?

BAND NAME
Title: Re: I DON'T WANT TO BE SERIOUS!
Post by: flipper on April 19, 2018, 01:34:00 AM
:galm:
Title: Re: I DON'T WANT TO BE SERIOUS!
Post by: DM on April 28, 2018, 05:27:34 PM
Same area, different part.  I've always like Chafed Penis for a band name. 
Title: Re: I DON'T WANT TO BE SERIOUS!
Post by: DM on April 28, 2018, 05:28:14 PM
And Tie a Rock to It.