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General => Arts & Entertainment => Topic started by: hajen on January 01, 2007, 08:54:11 PM

Title: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: hajen on January 01, 2007, 08:54:11 PM
Just saw this in a comment on Digg....

http://img211.imageshack.us/img211/8659/ps3lu9.jpg
(via this guy's comments (http://digg.com/gaming_news/Wii_Wins_Non_Gamers_While_PS3_Is_Spited_By_Scalpers#c4515630))
Title: Re: Funny images go here: SFW
Post by: Talix on January 02, 2007, 09:42:20 AM
Just saw this in a comment on Digg....

http://img211.imageshack.us/img211/8659/ps3lu9.jpg
(via this guy's comments (http://digg.com/gaming_news/Wii_Wins_Non_Gamers_While_PS3_Is_Spited_By_Scalpers#c4515630))


Eh - seen one bandwidth-stealing warning, seen 'em all.
Title: Re: Funny images go here: SFW
Post by: hajen on January 02, 2007, 11:06:45 AM
Sorry - looks like it got digged. Dugg.

let's try the YMCA (http://users.adelphia.net/~33h3q/ymca.jpg)

Title: Re: Funny images go here: SFW
Post by: Law on January 02, 2007, 11:57:59 AM
(http://www.int4rw3b.com/emoticons/spit.gif)

Nice.
Title: Re: Funny images go here: SFW
Post by: Talix on January 02, 2007, 02:05:06 PM
(http://www.int4rw3b.com/emoticons/spit.gif)

What he said!

 ;D
Title: Re: Funny images go here: SFW
Post by: hajen on January 02, 2007, 04:39:35 PM
Chicken Fried Bacon with a side of Cream Gravy video (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZfbTO0GlONU) (YouTube)

(here's the recipe (http://www.recipezaar.com/156010))

"They've taken fat, they've double-coated it in fat, they've fried it in more fat, and then served it with a side order of fat."
Title: Re: Funny images go here: SFW
Post by: flipper on January 02, 2007, 04:44:39 PM
I used to make deep fried mozzarella stick and cover them with nacho cheese.  Good stuff Maynard.
Title: Re: Funny images go here: SFW
Post by: hajen on January 02, 2007, 04:51:11 PM
Continuing with scary funny food: The Wiener Crown Roast (http://myhouseiscuterthanyours.blogspot.com/2006/09/oh-things-you-can-do-with-wieners_11.html)

She also links to a Flickr pool of attempts to make scary food recipes (http://www.flickr.com/groups/fluffy-mackerel/).
Title: Re: Funny images go here: SFW
Post by: hajen on January 03, 2007, 02:17:43 AM
http://www.drawergeeks.com/

This site is awesome. Lots of cool and funny.
Title: Re: Funny images go here: SFW
Post by: the other andrea on January 03, 2007, 02:25:59 AM
Just saw this in a comment on Digg....

http://img211.imageshack.us/img211/8659/ps3lu9.jpg
(via this guy's comments (http://digg.com/gaming_news/Wii_Wins_Non_Gamers_While_PS3_Is_Spited_By_Scalpers#c4515630))


Wow, in my time I've been called a faghag, but "macfag"?  I'm so hurt.
Title: Re: Funny images go here: SFW
Post by: Stoater on January 03, 2007, 02:34:35 AM
Digg is what the aborted child of Slashdot and Something Awful would look like.

"baddog121390, schroduggity - do your parents know you're on the Internet?"
That comment, however, was made of win.
Title: Re: Funny images go here: SFW
Post by: flipper on January 03, 2007, 02:57:29 AM
I monitor my kid's activity.
Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: BizB on January 03, 2007, 02:26:58 PM
(http://www.bizb.biz/cam_dump/200701031213411.jpg)


Singing in a canoe?
Title: Re: Funny images go here: SFW
Post by: Hisey on January 03, 2007, 04:16:23 PM
Sorry - looks like it got digged. Dugg.

let's try the YMCA (http://users.adelphia.net/~33h3q/ymca.jpg)



Am I going to hell for laughing at that?
Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: hajen on January 04, 2007, 01:33:37 AM
a lifetime of embarrassment: world's worst tattoos (http://wallstreetfighter.blogspot.com/2007/01/lifetime-of-embarrassment-worlds.html)
Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: vox8 on January 04, 2007, 11:49:30 AM
http://www.devilducky.com/media/55981/ (http://www.devilducky.com/media/55981/)

Video counts as pics correct?

You might think you have seen this - but continue to watch.
Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: hajen on January 04, 2007, 12:09:40 PM
Yes, videos count... that was good stuff.
Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: Law on January 04, 2007, 12:47:09 PM
(http://www.int4rw3b.com/emoticons/spit.gif)

Not what I was expecting...
Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: vox8 on January 04, 2007, 01:18:12 PM
Just saw that it was linked on that other place yesterday.

For the record - that is not where I came across it - 'twas IMed to me by a friend.

Still think it was funny.
Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: Law on January 04, 2007, 01:25:48 PM
Okay, the entire patent (http://www.google.com/patents?vid=USPAT4656917) is rather humorous, but given the inventor, the drawing is a marvel...
Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: Dr. Leonard HmofCoy on January 04, 2007, 01:52:38 PM
*splort*

WANT.
Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: unclejessie on January 04, 2007, 01:54:29 PM
WANT.

...In T-Shirt form.
Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: whidB on January 04, 2007, 02:11:11 PM
(http://img331.imageshack.us/img331/423/excellentdy6.jpg)

We need that .wav from Bill and Ted...

EXCELLENT!!

Edit:

The "Ed" by Numbers?
Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: Dr. Leonard HmofCoy on January 04, 2007, 02:21:17 PM
We need that .wav from Bill and Ted...

Ask and ye shall receive

Excellent (http://members.cox.net/sargasso6/excellnt.wav)!
Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: Psidefect on January 04, 2007, 05:13:15 PM
(http://www.syslog.com/~jwilson/pics-i-like/revenge-oct.jpg)
Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: Stoater on January 04, 2007, 05:16:35 PM
rewinder

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Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: Stoater on January 04, 2007, 05:20:22 PM
Flash: 

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Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: hajen on January 04, 2007, 05:24:21 PM
(http://l.armory.com/~cerise/pix/push%20button.jpg)
Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: hajen on January 04, 2007, 05:24:52 PM
(http://www.funnyhub.com/pictures/img/come-a-little-closer.jpg)
Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: flipper on January 04, 2007, 06:19:59 PM
How about this one:



[attachment deleted by admin]
Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: hajen on January 04, 2007, 06:48:56 PM
That sign is made of AWESOME.
Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: eldiem on January 04, 2007, 07:15:05 PM
LOL

I love you people.
Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: Talix on January 04, 2007, 07:24:38 PM
(http://www.funnyhub.com/pictures/img/come-a-little-closer.jpg)

That is fucked up, if it says what I think it says.  Funeral services?
Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: eldiem on January 04, 2007, 07:29:43 PM
Yes!

Cray!

Do you really want a funeral home with such a (n openly) dark sense of humor?
Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: Talix on January 04, 2007, 07:36:28 PM
Does Nate Fisher work there?

:knotty
Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: hajen on January 05, 2007, 01:34:57 AM
metric fuckton of horrid teenage icons (http://3ec.us/creatingfun/imgs/icons)
Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: hajen on January 05, 2007, 01:36:25 AM
(http://i.thefairest.info/funniest_thumbs/QefJpP.jpeg)
Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: hajen on January 05, 2007, 02:05:11 AM
LOIS, LOIS, LOIS, LOIS, MOM, MOM, MOM, MOMMY, MOMMY.... (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kHAOr940G_s)
Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: thegrue on January 05, 2007, 03:40:45 AM
Does Nate Fisher work there?

:knotty

If you need someone to distract Claire while you go after Nate, call me.
Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: hackess on January 05, 2007, 08:52:48 PM
Does Nate Fisher work there?

:knotty

Yspls!
Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: eldiem on January 05, 2007, 10:30:38 PM
Possibly NSFW

Coffee creamer commercial (http://my.break.com/media/view.aspx?ContentID=196043)
Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: hajen on January 08, 2007, 05:32:24 PM
(http://i.thefairest.info/funniest_thumbs/Idh5oh.jpeg)
Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: stormneedle on January 08, 2007, 05:38:35 PM
Pyromania over IP? I like it!
Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: hajen on January 08, 2007, 09:56:45 PM
(http://i.thefairest.info/funniest_thumbs/iuhYbI.jpeg)
Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: hackess on January 08, 2007, 10:00:33 PM
(http://i.thefairest.info/funniest_thumbs/Idh5oh.jpeg)

WANT.
Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: hajen on January 08, 2007, 10:01:44 PM
(http://i.thefairest.info/funniest_thumbs/s6SXXU.jpeg)
Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: DM on January 09, 2007, 12:07:53 AM
(http://i.thefairest.info/funniest_thumbs/iuhYbI.jpeg)

Somebody need to shop that so the burner looks hot. 
Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: hajen on January 09, 2007, 01:00:04 AM
(http://i.thefairest.info/cutest_thumbs/8a4wMN.jpeg)
Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: unclejessie on January 09, 2007, 10:54:08 AM
Ta Daaaa!
(http://farm1.static.flickr.com/125/351747450_e590deb5e3_m.jpg)

Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: TFJ on January 09, 2007, 02:23:23 PM
that reminds me of the guy sometime back who took donations to keep from killing and eating that rabit and had all these threatening pictures. i don't remember the rabbit's name though.
Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: vox8 on January 09, 2007, 02:38:01 PM
that reminds me of the guy sometime back who took donations to keep from killing and eating that rabit and had all these threatening pictures. i don't remember the rabbit's name though.

Toby

and apparently the stupid people responded with open pocketbooks.

http://www.savetoby.com/ (http://www.savetoby.com/)
Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: whidB on January 09, 2007, 05:51:42 PM
Somebody should have kidnapped that dude and put him in a giant wok with a Web cam trained on it.
Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: hajen on January 10, 2007, 05:57:08 PM
The Babykeeper (http://www.mommysentials.com/babykeeper.htm)

I shouldn't laugh, I was in an airport while travelling alone with my oldest son, then 9 or 10 months old, and seriously needed to go.... but they didn't unload my stroller for the layover. I ended up having to spread my sweater on the bathroom floor (ewh) and put him on it while I used the facilities, and he started to crawl out under the door while I was desperately trying to hook him back with my foot and do the wipe/re-pants finish at the same time. 
Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: Dr. Leonard HmofCoy on January 10, 2007, 06:08:34 PM
I could have used that device many times.
Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: flipper on January 10, 2007, 06:58:22 PM
Isn't that what overalls are for?
Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: Dr. Leonard HmofCoy on January 10, 2007, 07:22:17 PM
This has a plate in the back so the hook doesn't dig in to their little spines when you hang'em on the wall.
Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: flipper on January 10, 2007, 07:26:14 PM
Quote
You shouldn't hang me on a hook, Johnny. My father hung me on a hook once. Once!
Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: feffer on January 10, 2007, 08:02:08 PM
I've seen some bathrooms that have little seats on the door that you can strap your kid into.  Unfortunately I'm never in those restrooms when I need the restraining thing. 

That thing is funny, though.  heehee
Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: suitep on January 10, 2007, 09:43:30 PM
Especially that first kid, holding the toilet paper. Now that's handy.
Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: hajen on January 10, 2007, 10:39:13 PM
Here, kid, hold Mommy's purse.
Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: feffer on January 10, 2007, 10:41:45 PM
Lilia would do that, but would probably throw the contents of my purse in the toilet.  She recently took everything out of my purse and deposited the items in various boxes around the living room.  Except for my (child-proof locked) Klonopin.  Those she chucked down the stairs.  I didn't realize that until about a day later when I didn't have them with me at work.
Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: hajen on January 10, 2007, 10:44:10 PM
(http://i.thefairest.info/funniest_thumbs/eMDwy4.jpeg)
Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: feffer on January 10, 2007, 10:45:01 PM
Niiiice.
Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: Stoater on January 10, 2007, 10:45:53 PM
Not a fan of those inbred dog-fuckers.
Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: hajen on January 10, 2007, 10:54:23 PM
(http://i.thefairest.info/funniest_thumbs/4iRDqv.jpeg)
Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: Stoater on January 10, 2007, 10:55:26 PM
!!!!!

 :D :D :D :D :D
Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: hackess on January 10, 2007, 10:55:43 PM
:applauds
Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: hajen on January 11, 2007, 01:18:48 AM
Oooo! I realized that I had never searched YouTube for The State (one of my all-time faves and you can't get the eps on DVD or nothin').

one complete episode (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g1fQcjIIpU8) with some of their best bits like Hormones, Doug, James Dixon: Power Guidance Counselor, and Barry & LeVon with $240 of pudding

over 20 short The State clips (http://www.youtube.com/profile_videos?user=jammyjamm)
Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: Stoater on January 11, 2007, 01:31:31 AM
(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v13/obrez/iMG_68.jpg)
Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: Stoater on January 11, 2007, 01:48:46 AM
(http://img216.imageshack.us/img216/5414/baconmachinevf3.jpg)
Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: Tripper on January 11, 2007, 08:52:16 AM
Yesterday we were headed up to an appointment and we passed an, oh, ten year old minivan with 5 or 6 spotlights on a bar on top.  WTF?  When did a crappy Windstar become an offroader?
Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: Law on January 11, 2007, 11:08:54 AM
The crosses make the truck.
Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: flipper on January 11, 2007, 12:31:16 PM
(http://i.thefairest.info/funniest_thumbs/4iRDqv.jpeg)

:galm :galm :galm
Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: hajen on January 12, 2007, 04:17:38 PM
HOLY CARP it's the Balki B dance. *falls over*
(YouTube video (http://youtube.com/watch?v=F28LW9NWOCk))
Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: hajen on January 12, 2007, 04:20:33 PM
As a palate cleanser, here's Vanilla Ice doing the NINJA RAP. (YouTube video (http://youtube.com/watch?v=GFLGRidfFo4))

GO NINJA GO NINJA GO
Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: thegrue on January 12, 2007, 06:39:40 PM
The crosses make the truck.

But does the rug match the drapes?
Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: hajen on January 13, 2007, 12:20:41 AM
Knights of the Round Table - as done by Star Trek (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5k4wkBKpWZo) (YouTube video)

HILARIOUS.
Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: hajen on January 13, 2007, 12:34:55 AM
Classic: Jim Carrey spoofs Vanilla Ice on In Living Color (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VOUa5Xg5XYI) (YouTube)
Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: slippy on January 13, 2007, 12:08:38 PM
Crappy scan, but I found it amusing.
There's probably more productive things a person could do when faced with an ocean...

(http://www.big-plant.com/images/steamer.jpg)
Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: hajen on January 14, 2007, 03:49:51 PM
(http://farm1.static.flickr.com/108/302484754_8ad3ef6b81_o.jpg)
Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: thegrue on January 14, 2007, 04:35:06 PM
(http://farm1.static.flickr.com/108/302484754_8ad3ef6b81_o.jpg)

:lol
Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: hajen on January 15, 2007, 11:30:50 AM
http://www.goblertoys.com/
Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: dogbone on January 15, 2007, 07:23:56 PM
Companion piece to the cookie cat.
(http://www.calicomonkey.com/images/pepsipuppy.jpg)
Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: eldiem on January 15, 2007, 11:00:19 PM
Maybe this is only funny to those who play any of the Katamari games...No, actually it's fairly funny anyway.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sX4-phg-krM
Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: Psidefect on January 22, 2007, 01:25:22 PM
(http://www.nearingzero.net/latest.jpg)
Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: eldiem on January 22, 2007, 08:07:59 PM
(http://www.nearingzero.net/latest.jpg)

:lol

seriously.
Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: Psidefect on January 23, 2007, 10:27:09 AM
(http://russellsteapot.com/images/rsgallery/original/000100000.jpg)
Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: flipper on January 23, 2007, 01:53:29 PM
Nice!
Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: Psidefect on January 23, 2007, 02:02:31 PM
I'm totally looking forward to bringing up unicorns and dragons in my next fundie debate.
Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: slippy on January 23, 2007, 09:54:24 PM
The Cowardly Lion:

(http://members.tripod.com/~deed67/cowardly_lion.jpg)

Robert Plant:

(http://media.npr.org/programs/morning/features/2007/jan/plant/robert_plant500.jpg)

Yikes.
Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: hajen on January 23, 2007, 11:15:37 PM
Someone sent me an email forward with "OMGLOLWTF kids pics" in it. Here's two:
kid with pads (http://www.jonco48.com/blog/kid_20with_20pads_small.jpg) and
marker baby (http://jodypaws.homestead.com/files/cl_markerBaby.jpg)
Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: TFJ on January 24, 2007, 09:48:15 AM
hm i'd rather not have clicked on that in the office...

Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: hajen on January 24, 2007, 11:34:15 AM
Sorry. Since it came in one of those email forwards of the type my grandma sends around, I mentally put it in the SFW box.


Chimfex Fire Suppressor - Sold Out - Due to a fire at the Factory this product is no longer available...." (http://www.flickr.com/photos/matthewbaldwin/255822031/in/photostream/)
Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: TFJ on January 24, 2007, 12:18:04 PM
no worries. i'm probably just paranoid.
Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: BizB on January 24, 2007, 12:18:46 PM
/me follows needles from afar
Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: TFJ on January 24, 2007, 12:25:48 PM
(http://i135.photobucket.com/albums/q124/mo_d_/dazed012.gif)
Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: flipper on January 24, 2007, 03:22:15 PM
Someone sent me an email forward with "OMGLOLWTF kids pics" in it. Here's two:
kid with pads (http://www.jonco48.com/blog/kid_20with_20pads_small.jpg) and
marker baby (http://jodypaws.homestead.com/files/cl_markerBaby.jpg)


That marker baby looks kinda like a cross between El Duce of the Mentors and GG Alin.
Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: thegrue on January 25, 2007, 07:05:38 PM
Random flickr Moment of Zen (http://flickr.com/photos/sth3/369380656/).
Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: mo on January 25, 2007, 07:21:01 PM
Have another (http://www.flickr.com/photos/34001722@N00/367384230).
Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: feffer on January 25, 2007, 08:02:39 PM
Have another (http://www.flickr.com/photos/34001722@N00/367384230).

NOOOOOO!!!
Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: thegrue on January 26, 2007, 03:45:17 AM
This just confuses me. (http://flickr.com/photos/95914313@N00/369697220/)
Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: thegrue on January 26, 2007, 03:57:18 AM
Sometimes I think about all the things I could accomplish if I weren't addicted to flickr.

Then I think, really? Do I have that much going on? Like, anything more pressing than finding things like this (http://flickr.com/photos/chadcrawford13/362172871/)?

No. I don't.
Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: Stoater on January 26, 2007, 05:38:38 AM
Tallboy on the roof!
Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: thegrue on January 26, 2007, 09:54:13 PM
My Hipster Bingo card just exploded. (http://flickr.com/photos/clickityclack/370389550/in/photostream/)

Also: What are you doing, man? (http://flickr.com/photos/clickityclack/370392535/in/photostream/) Are you going to wrap her up in it like it's a bag and carry her home in it?
Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: thegrue on January 26, 2007, 09:56:04 PM
Everything was going fine until I noticed the doll. (http://flickr.com/photos/hectore/370392550/)
Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: thegrue on January 26, 2007, 09:59:01 PM
"Ceci n'est pas un trombone." (http://flickr.com/photos/jaycross/370392548/)
Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: robin on January 26, 2007, 11:14:26 PM
Is she holding up the murder weapon or is she trying to auction that thing off?
Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: hajen on January 27, 2007, 10:30:23 PM
(http://i138.photobucket.com/albums/q265/meg12279/benelmo-1.jpg)
Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: Dr. Leonard HmofCoy on January 27, 2007, 10:39:46 PM
Hahahahah, I've seen that before. that guy's wife is a TF"ette"
Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: Stoater on January 27, 2007, 11:08:24 PM
Say WHAT?
Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: Dr. Leonard HmofCoy on January 27, 2007, 11:17:36 PM
So she claims. Who the hell is that now? meg#### I think?

Bingo:
http://cgi.fark.com/cgi/fark/users.pl?login=meg12279
Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: thegrue on January 28, 2007, 12:51:05 AM
Tickle Me Shimbers!
Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: stormneedle on January 28, 2007, 01:23:26 AM
Oh, my, now that IS a costume.
Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: Stoater on January 28, 2007, 11:52:46 AM
Gee whillackers.
Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: hajen on January 28, 2007, 08:57:21 PM
wedding party does Thriller dance at reception (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OPmYbP0F4Zw)
Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: Stoater on January 28, 2007, 10:03:13 PM
Okay. I pretty much love all those people now.
Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: eldiem on January 28, 2007, 10:57:24 PM
I KNOW, RIGHT?!
Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: the other andrea on January 28, 2007, 11:06:05 PM
I want everyone to do that at my birthday party.
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Post by: feffer on January 28, 2007, 11:08:27 PM
That was awesome.
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Post by: Talix on January 29, 2007, 10:07:57 AM
I want everyone to do that at my birthday party.

Which is when, exactly?  I really want to be there, finances permitting.
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Post by: Talix on January 29, 2007, 10:08:46 AM
My Hipster Bingo card just exploded. (http://flickr.com/photos/clickityclack/370389550/in/photostream/)

Pabst?  Busch?  Are you kidding?  Oy.
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Post by: feffer on January 29, 2007, 01:32:01 PM
Yeah, the hipsters love PBR.  Dunno.
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Post by: BizB on January 29, 2007, 01:46:02 PM
Aren't you glad you quit drinking before it became vogue to drink PBR?
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Post by: Psidefect on January 29, 2007, 01:56:45 PM
So not a real drink.
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Post by: Stoater on January 29, 2007, 02:19:19 PM
Pabst.

I think that's all that needs to be said.

 :-X :-X :-X :-X :-X
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Post by: Talix on January 29, 2007, 02:33:44 PM
Ye gods.

Says the girl who willingly drank Natty Boh Dark.  But more often than not I was the one pitching in a couple of extra bucks to upgrade the beer run from Busch to Michelob.
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Post by: hajen on January 29, 2007, 10:05:25 PM
Terry Tate, Office Linebacker (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RzToNo7A-94) (video)
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Post by: hackess on January 30, 2007, 02:53:22 AM
Pabst.

I think that's all that needs to be said.

 :-X :-X :-X :-X :-X


Don't get me started.
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Post by: hajen on January 30, 2007, 02:18:40 PM
Dubya "singing" Sunday Bloody Sunday (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PXnO_FxmHes)
Blair "singing" Should I Stay Or Should I Go (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a1vwKZiDsY4)
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Post by: eldiem on January 30, 2007, 08:18:37 PM
Dude, that's awesome.

They're both wearing the same ties throughout.

Does that mean they didn't say some of the words in the speeches? Or that they took audio from some speeches and put it to video or just one?
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Post by: stormneedle on February 01, 2007, 01:51:02 AM
Thanks to http://diy.despair.com/motivator.php or http://bighugelabs.com/flickr/motivator.php , my wife, and the cat that hates her...

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Post by: Psidefect on February 01, 2007, 03:48:45 PM
(http://www.dusky.sk/pics/2006-03/2045_guinnessmistake.jpg)
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Post by: Stoater on February 02, 2007, 11:41:06 AM
 :D :D :D :D :D
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Post by: Stoater on February 02, 2007, 11:42:44 AM
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Post by: Stoater on February 02, 2007, 11:43:40 AM
WTF?

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Post by: hajen on February 03, 2007, 11:49:12 PM
http://community.livejournal.com/saucydwellings/1204199.html

The "Surrender The Booty" toilet lid cover is awesome. Want.
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Post by: Stoater on February 03, 2007, 11:53:42 PM
Saw that.
Tres awesome.
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Post by: thegrue on February 04, 2007, 11:29:27 PM
Save me (http://www.flickr.com/photos/youragain/12270010/in/photostream/).
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Post by: thegrue on February 05, 2007, 10:34:58 PM
"If you keep talkin' like a bitch, I'm gonna have to slap you like a bitch. ...With my Fist of Valentine Fury! (http://flickr.com/photos/kerrimackay/381316966/)"

That's what the kid's thinking, I swear. It's like I'm a psychic or something.
Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: Stoater on February 05, 2007, 11:25:43 PM
WTF is with the black ribbons?

That kid is going to end up featured here: http://community.livejournal.com/ungoth/
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Post by: hajen on February 06, 2007, 09:05:51 PM
(http://farm1.static.flickr.com/153/377751258_2e3ac4c5dc.jpg?v=0)
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Post by: Stoater on February 06, 2007, 09:08:44 PM
I've seen that screen-cap all over the place.
How fired is someone right now?
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Post by: hajen on February 07, 2007, 02:55:49 PM
Scared of Santa (http://www.southflorida.com/events/sfl-scaredsanta,0,2245506.photogallery?index=1): a newspaper gallery of kids freaking out over Santa
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Post by: flipper on February 07, 2007, 02:59:49 PM
Nice!  We'll see if Ian can make the list next year.
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Post by: thegrue on February 07, 2007, 05:28:49 PM
That's a weird looking cloud (http://flickr.com/photos/barbsphotos2006/383109115/).
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Post by: feffer on February 07, 2007, 05:32:21 PM
Why does her caption talk about her stove?  What does that have to do with the giant floating strip mall?
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Post by: mo on February 07, 2007, 06:54:15 PM
Strip mall? I see a giant insect.

Oh, you mean the reflection.
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Post by: Talix on February 08, 2007, 10:15:11 AM
Scared of Santa (http://www.southflorida.com/events/sfl-scaredsanta,0,2245506.photogallery?index=1): a newspaper gallery of kids freaking out over Santa

The girl in profile in picture 11 looks just like Emmett from Queer As Folk (US).
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Post by: hajen on February 11, 2007, 07:53:48 PM
(http://i10.photobucket.com/albums/a127/fourstringsamurai/878imagedt7.jpg)
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Post by: mrcookieface on February 13, 2007, 05:33:20 PM
 :D


(http://img253.imageshack.us/img253/9757/catspice2hg1.jpg)
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Post by: ivan on February 13, 2007, 06:32:50 PM
That calls for a Venn Diagram!

(http://ivandavidoff.com/misc/Venn1.GIF)
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Post by: hajen on February 14, 2007, 04:09:28 PM
(http://farm1.static.flickr.com/182/390343544_d0bd6b4fb7.jpg?v=0)
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Post by: Psidefect on February 15, 2007, 09:45:59 AM
(http://i.thefairest.info/funniest_thumbs/IHbAB4.jpeg)
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Post by: sm0k4 on February 16, 2007, 07:20:39 AM
(http://nataliedee.com/021107/no-love-for-big-man-butts.jpg)
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Post by: hajen on February 16, 2007, 10:13:19 AM
You must be THIS bigoted to ride this ferris wheel (http://ccpl.lib.co.us/History_Old/Images/KKKFerrisWheel.JPG)

(via MeFi)
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Post by: Psidefect on February 18, 2007, 12:38:55 PM
(http://ljplus.ru/img3/z/h/zhdite_s0lnca/monorailcaq8.jpg)
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Post by: hajen on February 18, 2007, 01:48:58 PM
I love that one, so I totally LOL'd when eldiem showed me this one:

(http://www.acc.umu.se/~zqad/cats/1167241077-1166827566521.jpg)
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Post by: dogbone on February 18, 2007, 10:18:55 PM
You must be THIS bigoted to ride this ferris wheel (http://ccpl.lib.co.us/History_Old/Images/KKKFerrisWheel.JPG)

That calls out for The Cookieface Treatment.
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Post by: Wintermute on February 18, 2007, 11:11:13 PM
(http://img506.imageshack.us/img506/7749/happycatqc4pi6.jpg)
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Post by: hajen on February 20, 2007, 04:41:01 PM
Science vs. Faith: two diagrams (http://www.wellingtongrey.net/miscellanea/archive/2007-01-15%20--%20science%20vs%20faith.html)
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Post by: Stoater on February 21, 2007, 06:08:16 PM
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Post by: Stoater on February 21, 2007, 06:11:03 PM
lulz


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Post by: Stoater on February 21, 2007, 06:12:39 PM
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Post by: Law on February 21, 2007, 10:19:06 PM
:D


(http://img253.imageshack.us/img253/9757/catspice2hg1.jpg)

Awesome.
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Post by: hackess on February 22, 2007, 03:29:16 AM
(http://img506.imageshack.us/img506/7749/happycatqc4pi6.jpg)

DUDE! That's from the Badger Herald, one of the UW-Madison student papers. I recognize Rocky, the Badger Herald Comics Raccoon just above the cat. And the Covance ad to the right -- my ex works there.
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Post by: mo on February 22, 2007, 07:56:54 PM
(http://i135.photobucket.com/albums/q124/mo_d_/eye_chart.jpg)
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Post by: BizB on February 23, 2007, 09:56:01 AM
That is now art on my cubicle wall.
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Post by: mo on February 25, 2007, 08:07:39 AM
You can thank the kids over at B3TA for that one.

(http://i135.photobucket.com/albums/q124/mo_d_/gse_multipart7257.gif)
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Post by: Psidefect on February 26, 2007, 12:10:12 PM
This made me think of Tal:

(http://www.biggercheese.com/comics/0662.png)
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Post by: Talix on February 26, 2007, 12:13:15 PM
Bwah!

:galm

I'm honored to know that homoeroticism makes you think of me.  :blush
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Post by: Hisey on February 27, 2007, 11:33:53 PM
Okay. I pretty much love all those people now.

Yeah, what she said. That was very cool.
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Post by: Psidefect on February 28, 2007, 04:26:30 PM
(http://seattlepi.nwsource.com/dayart/20060222/cartoon20060222.gif)
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Post by: the other andrea on March 01, 2007, 02:53:52 AM
Horsey work for the Seattle Post-Intelligencer. He went through a born-again phase a few years ago where he was including the IXOYE fish with his sig. At some point he got a wake-up call that soured him on it, as you can see from the cartoon. He's very critical of organized religion these days.
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Post by: mo on March 02, 2007, 06:14:35 PM
This is kinda funny and kinda sad at the same time. This is my sister's Great Dane. She hurt one of her toes last week, and had to have the nail cut off. While the vet was checking her out, she noticed a growth on the other foot and did a biopsy on it. So she has to wear the socks to avoid infection. I thought she would hate wearing socks, but my sister says she likes it.

(http://i135.photobucket.com/albums/q124/mo_d_/socks.jpg)
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Post by: flipper on March 02, 2007, 06:32:26 PM
We taped socks on Bear and he ate them off to get to his foot.
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Post by: Stoater on March 02, 2007, 06:51:37 PM
Martha had a sock and chewed it off. Obfuscated the rest of the story due to horrific nastiness.

Then she chewed the rest of the foot off.

  :(
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Post by: eldiem on March 03, 2007, 10:46:49 PM
this are bathtub kitty

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Post by: stormneedle on March 03, 2007, 11:15:13 PM
That cat must be part tiger. I like it.
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Post by: Stoater on March 04, 2007, 02:51:34 AM
Neat!
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Post by: mo on March 04, 2007, 08:55:57 AM
I love the way that kind of cat looks, but I have no idea what they are called. My brother has one that has part of that breed mixed in and it's really beautiful. I want one!
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Post by: hajen on March 04, 2007, 11:59:40 PM
holy wtf (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f_y1xfzV8dM) (YouTube)
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Post by: hajen on March 05, 2007, 08:42:09 AM
http://www.icanhascheezburger.com/2007/02/25/find-ur-own-fortz-plz/
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Post by: Talix on March 05, 2007, 09:06:20 AM
I love the way that kind of cat looks, but I have no idea what they are called. My brother has one that has part of that breed mixed in and it's really beautiful. I want one!

Ocelot?
Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: mo on March 05, 2007, 12:17:46 PM
It does look kind of like an Ocelot. I don't think I want one of those.
Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: hajen on March 05, 2007, 01:57:20 PM
I had a friend with a cat like that and her name was Ocelittle (a "little" smaller than a "lot", heh heh).
Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: hajen on March 05, 2007, 04:53:32 PM
http://www.shanghaiist.com/attachments/shang_dan/shanghaidefecation030207.jpg
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Post by: flipper on March 05, 2007, 05:37:08 PM
Why would they put magazine racks in bathrooms if we weren't supposed to read?
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Post by: mo on March 05, 2007, 08:28:18 PM
Those silly Japanese. The people who put up that poster are just trying to get somebody back to work. It's all about teh productivity. Shit and get.

I've been doing some cat research, and it appears that cat in the pic may actually be an ocicat.

The type of cat I was referring to may be an American Shorthair, which seems to cover just about every common cat according to Google Search.

This is the type of pattern I was talking about. It's more lines than spots, but the cat my brother has is sort of in-between. I should have stolen that cat when I had the chance. I couldn't find any online that had a pattern as cool.

(http://i135.photobucket.com/albums/q124/mo_d_/AmericanShorthair1.jpg)

(http://i135.photobucket.com/albums/q124/mo_d_/silvershorthair.jpg)

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Post by: the other andrea on March 05, 2007, 10:02:51 PM
Why, it's Pepper!

My cat Pepper has the exact markings. She's quite a character... I've never really tested her to see if she'd swim.

Oh wait. There was the time she jumped into the turtle tank. I wish I had a photo of that. I don't believe that maneuver has been repeated.  ;D
Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: hajen on March 07, 2007, 08:10:31 AM
Thanks CBS for turning my son GAY (http://www.thesmokinggun.com/archive/years/2007/0305072fcc4.html)
Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: the other andrea on March 07, 2007, 02:30:04 PM
Prince is gay?

"siluette"...

"phalic"...

"I am actually considering to check him for HIV."

Maybe you should check him for stupid, first.

On the other hand, football is about the most homoerotic sport we've got going in this country, besides ice skating.
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Post by: hackess on March 08, 2007, 01:55:54 PM
Don't forget wrestling.
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Post by: mo on March 10, 2007, 12:40:41 PM
(http://img133.imageshack.us/img133/5105/hammerzeitum5kp6.jpg)
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Post by: dogbone on March 11, 2007, 09:06:55 AM
Never really thought about it... (http://imgs.xkcd.com/comics/hallucinations.png)
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Post by: hajen on March 11, 2007, 06:03:23 PM
http://www.icanhascheezburger.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/03/macrameorly.jpg
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Post by: hajen on March 11, 2007, 08:49:16 PM
swimmer trapped by beach balls (http://www.office-humour.co.uk/pictures/5515/)
Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: hajen on March 15, 2007, 10:33:02 AM
http://www.icanhascheezburger.com/2007/03/15/excuse-me-do-you-has-a-flavor/
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Post by: Talix on March 15, 2007, 10:59:03 AM
I always get stuck on that site.  But why does it want to show me pictures of meth?
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Post by: eldiem on March 15, 2007, 09:07:31 PM
(http://www.sonex-online.com/Stash/Testicles.jpg)
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Post by: stormneedle on March 15, 2007, 10:52:44 PM
ROFLcopter shirt (http://www.thinkgeek.com/tshirts/generic/887e/)
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Post by: BizB on March 16, 2007, 06:43:13 AM
That would rock if they did an animated version, like the Pong shirt (http://www.thinkgeek.com/tshirts/gaming/8e31/).
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Post by: flipper on March 16, 2007, 12:45:11 PM
If I had money I'd get both of those.  :detta
Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: hajen on March 16, 2007, 03:43:37 PM
http://www.icanhascheezburger.com/2007/03/16/welcome-to-bunway-airlines/
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Post by: feffer on March 16, 2007, 04:05:15 PM
OMFG.  I have to close that window, hajen.  If I don't, I'm going to look at every single picture until I get fired for laughing and not working.
Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: hajen on March 17, 2007, 01:28:32 AM
It is totally my new favoritest website. I tried to resist the LOLCATS but how can you resist?

Resistance is futile.
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Post by: Talix on March 17, 2007, 09:00:07 AM
Need your face!  Bwah!

(No Typing Only Petting rocks too, but I s'pose I'd get mightily smited if I posted 'em all...)


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Post by: eldiem on March 17, 2007, 09:34:15 AM
No, in fact, I've just applauded you!

lolcats win again!
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Post by: hajen on March 17, 2007, 07:35:49 PM
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bristol_Stool_Scale
Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: eldiem on March 17, 2007, 08:39:52 PM
Perhaps this belongs in the bodily functions thread, but I've seen that particular wikipedia entry before. Doing research on why things might've been going awry in my gut.
Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: hajen on March 22, 2007, 04:27:17 PM
http://www.icanhascheezburger.com/2007/03/22/ikea-cat-some-assembly-required/
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Post by: Dr. Leonard HmofCoy on March 22, 2007, 07:40:16 PM
WTF?

Those are propane bottles. I'm quivering with anticipation.
Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: Dr. Leonard HmofCoy on March 23, 2007, 09:39:00 AM
This one (http://sportsillustrated.cnn.com/multimedia/photo_gallery/0703/gallery.canon.frakes/content.17.html) cracked me the hell up.
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Post by: eldiem on March 23, 2007, 12:24:11 PM
lol!
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Post by: hajen on March 23, 2007, 03:54:30 PM
http://www.birkoph.com/Wolf_tshirt.htm

and reviews
Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: the other andrea on March 23, 2007, 11:58:16 PM
Quote
This shirt is excellent for pulling in husky Native American bitches with diabetes.

This is only funny if you're married to an Indian.   :D
Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: feffer on March 24, 2007, 11:57:59 AM
OMG says...
This shirt cured my Aids!

Admin@everythingwolf says...
There is no way our shirt cured aids.
Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: hajen on March 24, 2007, 06:45:06 PM
http://www.fantent.com/2007/02/20/calvin-and-hobbes-snowmen-in-real-life
Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: hajen on March 24, 2007, 07:11:02 PM
closet lolcat (http://www.acc.umu.se/~zqad/cats/1161382098-1161224969168.jpg) (from eldiem)
Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: hajen on March 25, 2007, 02:55:51 PM
dora the explorer parody from SNL (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sb7eLgaddI4)

HI-larious.
Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: hajen on March 25, 2007, 06:11:52 PM
nice camo (http://eatliver.com/i.php?n=1564)
Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: hajen on March 25, 2007, 06:12:17 PM
someone underpaid the graphic artist (http://eatliver.com/i.php?n=1889)
Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: hajen on March 25, 2007, 06:18:36 PM
http://www.icanhascheezburger.com/2007/03/25/oh-hi-i-fixed-ur-blinds/
Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: hajen on March 26, 2007, 01:05:42 PM
MOM MY RIDE (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HEFE3B0Rje0) video
Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: Law on March 26, 2007, 01:27:34 PM
Every Rocky movie in 25 seconds. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LRjEp6vsOzQ)
Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: the other andrea on March 26, 2007, 05:39:44 PM
someone underpaid the graphic artist (http://eatliver.com/i.php?n=1889)

I wonder if mr cookieface had anything to do with that?  :D
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Post by: dogbone on March 28, 2007, 07:08:16 AM
He was the model.



He has distinguishing characteristics.
Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: mrcookieface on March 28, 2007, 12:21:17 PM
 ;D

I forwarded that to everyone here in the creative department.  Now I'm hearing spontaneous gasps and giggles as my co-workers are checking their emails.
Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: BizB on March 31, 2007, 09:38:39 AM
50+ different movies in  5 seconds each...
http://www.youtube.com/profile_videos?user=guywiththeglasses&page=1
Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: hajen on April 01, 2007, 07:42:43 PM
http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/3917677/displaymode/1107/s/2/framenumber/10/

This was on Digg with the tagline "Why America Is Fat".
The caption takes it to a new level.
Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: dogbone on April 01, 2007, 08:23:03 PM
(http://www.theonion.com/content/files/images/Wheelchair-Basketball_0.jpg)
Onion Headline: Wheelchair-Basketball Players Stunned By Thunderous Slam Dunk
Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: hajen on April 02, 2007, 05:27:29 PM
Alanis Morissette covers "My Humps" (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W91sqAs-_-g) (video)

HILARIOUS.
Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: the other andrea on April 02, 2007, 09:01:06 PM
That was STUPENDOUS.  :D
Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: feffer on April 03, 2007, 12:16:51 AM
Haha That was awesome.  That song is really ridiculous.
Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: Law on April 03, 2007, 08:46:55 AM
Brilliant!
Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: Stoater on April 03, 2007, 09:38:28 AM
NO BANGS! NO BANGS!
Yikes. I hope those bangs were fake.

What an insipid, horrible song. Am I remembering correctly that it won an award at one point? Good lord. No wonder Fergie pissed herself. She must have finally realized what she was singing.
Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: feffer on April 03, 2007, 11:46:13 PM
<a href="http://www.icanhascheezburger.com/2007/04/03/invisible-dogbone/" title="I Can Has Cheezburger? : INVISIBLE DOGBONE!?">INVISIBLE DOGBONE!?[/url]
Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: whidB on April 04, 2007, 02:06:17 AM
icanhascheezburger.com/2007/04/03/invisible-dogbone/&quot; title=&quot;I Can Has Cheezburger? : INVISIBLE DOGBONE!?

That's some screwed up HTML...
Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: First Post on April 04, 2007, 02:57:24 AM
What an insipid, horrible song. Am I remembering correctly that it won an award at one point? Good lord.

That's right...it won a Grammy.

???

Even now, I type that and read it again and am like...wow.

re the Alanis vid...yes, awesome. Maybe she was inspired by my AudioEdit from last year (http://lyst.org/fcdallas/humps.mp3)  ;)

 
Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: Law on April 04, 2007, 08:26:04 AM
<a href="http://www.icanhascheezburger.com/2007/04/03/invisible-dogbone/" title="I Can Has Cheezburger? : INVISIBLE DOGBONE!?">INVISIBLE DOGBONE!?[/url]

Voila! (http://www.icanhascheezburger.com/2007/04/03/invisible-dogbone)
Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: feffer on April 04, 2007, 08:49:44 AM
Doh!  Thanks for fixing.
Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: BizB on April 04, 2007, 09:04:26 AM
I just submitted this one...
(http://www.bizb.biz/images/fun/dreeming.jpg)
Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: dogbone on April 05, 2007, 06:37:23 PM
<a href="http://www.icanhascheezburger.com/2007/04/03/invisible-dogbone/" title="I Can Has Cheezburger? : INVISIBLE DOGBONE!?">INVISIBLE DOGBONE!?[/url]

I m teh 5734l7hy!!11!
Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: eldiem on April 06, 2007, 06:34:00 PM
omg teh cute (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mi_FqwYsyEI)
Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: hajen on April 07, 2007, 08:21:52 AM
there's recycling and then there's the opposite of recycling.... (http://www.boingboing.net/images/DSC_0136_1.jpg)
Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: hajen on April 07, 2007, 08:29:37 AM
Durex XXL condom ad (http://adsoftheworld.com/media/print/durex_xxl_man?size=_original)
Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: BizB on April 07, 2007, 08:55:34 AM
brevity is the soul of wit.
Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: eldiem on April 09, 2007, 11:36:01 PM
Have y'all seen this?

Ultimate Showdown of Ultimate Destiny (http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/285267)

There's also a parody of it that's NSFW, called the Ultimate Orgy or something...
Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: hajen on April 10, 2007, 12:36:07 PM
http://forthfreak.net/fatalerror.gif
Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: hajen on April 11, 2007, 04:58:52 PM
http://www.defectiveyeti.com/iacaptchas/

"And so, a modest proposal: Internet Access Captchas, built right into browsers, designed to greatly reduce the overabundance of youtube commenters, MySpacers, and bloggers.
Here is my prototype...."
Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: stormneedle on April 11, 2007, 11:14:44 PM
Be warned!
http://www.photoblog.com/user/ninjamarathonman/2007/03/10
Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: Stoater on April 12, 2007, 03:29:27 PM
The upload folder is full. Please try a smaller file and/or contact an administrator.


 ::) ::) ::) ::)


FFIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINE. No picture for you.
Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: Stoater on April 12, 2007, 03:38:09 PM
(http://img53.imageshack.us/img53/8182/yourpostrh1.jpg)
Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: Stoater on April 12, 2007, 03:44:03 PM
(http://img53.imageshack.us/img53/3820/wheelchairmoshbq9.jpg)
Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: mo on April 12, 2007, 05:09:07 PM
I read about this thing the other day - some service that supposedly redirects an image so that you're not hot-linking. I haven't tried it, I always just use the photobucket. It doesn't really make sense to me, I'm not sure how they're making money to pay to host all these images on their server, but anyway, just paste http://imgred.com/ in front of a link to use the service. I'll try it out here:

(http://imgred.com/http://craphound.com/images/goadsetjobsads.jpg)
Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: mo on April 12, 2007, 05:10:11 PM
And... it doesn't seem to work  ::)
Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: mo on April 12, 2007, 05:18:29 PM
(http://craphound.com/images/goadsetjobsads.jpg)

Well fuck it. Let's just hotlink and see what happens.
Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: whidB on April 12, 2007, 05:41:54 PM
Utterly tasteless.

Well, I'm sure it tastes like something...
Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: Stoater on April 12, 2007, 06:42:05 PM
 :D :D :D
Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: dogbone on April 12, 2007, 06:42:19 PM
(http://img53.imageshack.us/img53/3820/wheelchairmoshbq9.jpg)

A) Kickass. Totally awesome.
B) As someone who has and still does work security at moshpit shows -- Bad idea.
Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: flipper on April 12, 2007, 07:18:51 PM
Concur with A!
Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: hajen on April 13, 2007, 08:07:28 AM
The Sopranos, Censored (spoof video) (http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1753293/) (no, this isn't the MadTV version)
Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: Stoater on April 13, 2007, 01:36:00 PM
(http://img66.imageshack.us/img66/8870/2w4fyqcyp2.jpg)
Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: hajen on April 13, 2007, 02:38:19 PM
There seem to be two major schools of opinion on that book:
1) People who think it's beyond adorable and touching, and they get weepy over it;
2) People who think it's fucking creepy. (*raises hand*)
Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: Stoater on April 13, 2007, 02:53:01 PM
It's a book? Wild.
Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: feffer on April 13, 2007, 03:06:58 PM
Love You Forever?  Creepy.
Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: Stoater on April 13, 2007, 03:12:24 PM
Well, there goes my afternoon. Now I'll have to look all that up.
Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: Stoater on April 13, 2007, 03:22:34 PM
And I should not be doing that.
/ID victim

(http://i168.photobucket.com/albums/u165/SultansOfTireSwing/FeelTheStupid.jpg)

Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: Stoater on April 13, 2007, 03:24:29 PM
(http://i168.photobucket.com/albums/u165/SultansOfTireSwing/penguinwtf.jpg)
Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: Dr. Leonard HmofCoy on April 14, 2007, 12:57:48 AM
Love You Forever?  Creepy.

SO CREEPY
Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: dogbone on April 14, 2007, 07:20:58 AM
It's the book that says, "Sleep well, my little one, for mommy is going to die."
Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: Stoater on April 14, 2007, 09:44:24 AM
It's the book that says, "Sleep well, my little one, for mommy is going to die."

Are you serious? That's awesome.

I get it now. It's one of those parent-with-terminal-illness books they sell so the parent can feel better about popping off because they suddenly think some book is going to explain it in a way that'll make the kid/s feel better.

Spoiler: It never works
Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: the other andrea on April 14, 2007, 10:21:50 AM
Yup, I had to look it up too.

Quote
Love You Forever started as a song. I made that up after my wife and I had two babies born dead. The song was my song to my dead babies.

Oh. god.
Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: dogbone on April 14, 2007, 11:44:54 AM
I get it now. It's one of those parent-with-terminal-illness books they sell so the parent can feel better about popping off because they suddenly think some book is going to explain it in a way that'll make the kid/s feel better.

Spoiler: It never works

Nah. Basically, it's this kid's life, and everything he does -- get birthed, destroy the bathroom, get molested at camp, torture small animals with fire, crack rock/jumpshot, dabble in homosexuality, marry a harpie, etc. -- his mother is there saying being an enabler and saying: "l'll love you forever." His life continues on a downward slope, and she chimes in every now and again -- not to offer any real help, but just to say "I'll love you forever." As she ages, she begins to slip into a Alzheimers fog, he refuses to let her end it gracefully by hiding her exit meds. Then he pillages her retirement funds and sticks her in a government-funded care home. At the end, in one of her last moments of lucidity, she turns to see him banging the duty nurse from roughly from behind. He notices her watching him, and that makes him lose his erection. He almost kills her, but doesn't, calling the nurse a dirty whore instead. He zips up quickly, but as he's leaving he says, mockingly, "I'll love you foreeeeeever," as he waves a high-interest credit card with her name on it at her.

It's a cautionary tale. The Goats love it.
Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: Stoater on April 14, 2007, 01:19:42 PM
Okay... now you're just making things up.
Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: hajen on April 14, 2007, 01:59:24 PM
Yeah, I otherwise love Munsch's books, but that one icks me. The background story makes me feel tooly for being icked, but it IS icky. The illustrations don't help.

Summary: kid as a toddler, drives his mother crazy, but at night she sneaks into his room and rocks him and sings a song to him. As he gets older, she still sneaks in his room and rocks him and sings. As he's a teenager, she does it. When he grows up and moves out of the house, she drives across town, climbs in his window with the aid of a ladder, and does the same thing. Finally, when she gets very old, he comes to visit her and picks her up and rocks her and sings to her the same song. (This is where the goopy people get gooey over it - the wtf creepy people have already been wtf creeped out for a while now.)
Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: Stoater on April 14, 2007, 02:53:14 PM
 :o


Wow. That's just......
Wow.
Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: dogbone on April 14, 2007, 05:23:12 PM
I liked mine better.
Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: hajen on April 17, 2007, 04:42:56 PM
Internet Argument! (http://www.xoverboard.com/cartoons/2007/070416_argument.html) cartoon
Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: GB on April 17, 2007, 04:53:20 PM
Internet Argument! (http://www.xoverboard.com/cartoons/2007/070416_argument.html) cartoon

LOL!!!

That's funny.  It's even funnier to see it happen live.
Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: mo on April 17, 2007, 05:14:59 PM
I've sometimes wondered if there's a pre-written plan these people are following.
Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: Talix on April 18, 2007, 09:57:57 AM
(This is where the goopy people get gooey over it - the wtf creepy people have already been wtf creeped out for a while now.)

Until I started getting other people's opinions about it, I thought of the "plot" as a metaphor for the way a parent loves a child no matter how old the child is.  The bit at the end, I suppose, is the hope that the child feels the same kind of bond and will love Mom even after she's gone.

It never occurred to me to envision a grown woman actually climbing through the window of her adult child's house.  I certainly don't think the author was condoning that kind of behavior.
Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: Dr. Leonard HmofCoy on April 18, 2007, 10:54:06 AM
Heh. I agree, Tal. There's just something about the presentation that I didn't like: not really overly cloying, but maybe a bit smothering.

My mom loooooves that book ;)
Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: hajen on April 18, 2007, 11:19:59 AM
Oh, I know, and like I said usually I love his stuff; something about that book was too much for me.

Grandparents love it. Did you read his story about it on his site?
Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: Talix on April 18, 2007, 01:57:59 PM
No.  I've had the most spectacularly fucked up couple of days and would like a wake-up call when it's May.
Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: dogbone on April 18, 2007, 06:38:52 PM
"Upload folder is full."

DEFECT!!!!
Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: hajen on April 21, 2007, 05:59:37 PM
http://www.laughatrice.com/
Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: hajen on April 22, 2007, 07:42:58 PM
http://www.tonyrogers.com/humor/not_my_job.htm
Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: hajen on April 22, 2007, 10:05:47 PM
Microsoft iPod (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aeXAcwriid0) (video)
Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: GB on April 23, 2007, 07:55:59 AM
Microsoft iPod (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aeXAcwriid0) (video)

That is AWESOME!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: hajen on April 23, 2007, 05:25:02 PM
http://www.nctexasbirds.com/images/hot_news.jpg

DST is a plot by the liberal Congress to make us believe in global warming, FYI
Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: hajen on April 24, 2007, 09:17:02 AM
even more lolcats zomg zomg (http://www.dropline.net/cats/)
Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: stormneedle on April 24, 2007, 10:06:28 AM
That last one had links to a blog where they're talking about the pidgin for the captions ("this page helps explain the madness"). It's not a true pidgin, yeah, but it's interesting that the same process that natural pidgins take are happening here. Seriously, somebody could get a masters thesis out of this stuff.

And to counter the thinking - http://dmccreath.org/media/yoda-pug.jpg
Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: mo on April 24, 2007, 11:23:38 AM
even more lolcats zomg zomg (http://www.dropline.net/cats/)

Excellent lunchtime entertainment. I'm lucky I didn't choke on my lunch :)
Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: hajen on April 26, 2007, 09:25:55 PM
http://www.lolgay.com

(may be slightly, slightly NSFW, but looked pretty much SFW when I scanned it)
Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: hajen on April 29, 2007, 09:07:53 PM
http://www.dropline.net/cats/kitty/fail
Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: stormneedle on April 29, 2007, 09:11:39 PM
http://www.dropline.net/cats/kitty/fail
Now that look familiar!
Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: Encino Man on May 01, 2007, 12:15:32 PM
http://www.nctexasbirds.com/images/hot_news.jpg

DST is a plot by the liberal Congress to make us believe in global warming, FYI

OMG - Is that for real?
Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: stormneedle on May 01, 2007, 12:20:03 PM
It's real, written by a lawyer, and nobody is sure if she was trolling or serious the last I heard.
Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: Dr. Leonard HmofCoy on May 01, 2007, 12:50:51 PM
Oh no, she's trolling. Apparently she's got a history of doing this. Was it snopes that did the research? I think so.
Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: hajen on May 01, 2007, 03:07:48 PM
"She" is a "he" and the proof Snopes gave for him being just trolling wasn't that convincing to me. I'm personally leaning towards trying to pass it off as a troll once he realized how stupid it was.
Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: stormneedle on May 01, 2007, 03:09:47 PM
You mean, somebody on Fark got the gender wrong?
OMG WTF BBQ
Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: hajen on May 01, 2007, 03:14:20 PM
TBF, his name is Connie. But Connie can easily be a guy's name in the Deep South.

Like Beverly or Shirley.
Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: Dr. Leonard HmofCoy on May 01, 2007, 03:19:17 PM
Surely you're joking.
Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: TFJ on May 01, 2007, 03:51:03 PM
i'm doing everything i can. and stop calling me shirley.
Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: BizB on May 01, 2007, 06:29:32 PM
Whatever, Nancy.
Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: Dr. Leonard HmofCoy on May 01, 2007, 06:43:56 PM
TBF,
Aw now don't bring her into this!
Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: hajen on May 01, 2007, 08:29:54 PM
It's a common abbreviation and I wasn't even around Fark anymore when she was. This is like the second time I've been twitted about it. Jesus, ppl.
Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: hackess on May 01, 2007, 08:36:58 PM
He was kidding, m'dear.
Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: hajen on May 01, 2007, 10:09:38 PM
I know.
Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: hajen on May 02, 2007, 10:08:39 AM
http://xkcd.com/c256.html

Online Communities Map
Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: stormneedle on May 02, 2007, 10:20:48 AM
I love that Fark is bounded in part by the Sea of Trolls.
Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: BizB on May 02, 2007, 10:57:02 AM
Digg is bigger than Jeff.com?  Odd.  I'd have never guessed.
Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: Dr. Leonard HmofCoy on May 02, 2007, 11:06:09 AM
Heh. It's not jeff.com any more, didn't you get the memo?

I was also surprised by that. Fark user id's are up in the 400Ks now, aren't they? But then it occurred to me that Randall may be making all this stuff up ;)
Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: BizB on May 02, 2007, 11:33:27 AM
I got the memo.  But, I only actually do about 15 minutes of work per day and changing from Jeff.com to Fark.com hasn't made it out of my to-do box.

I've got people skills.
Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: Dr. Leonard HmofCoy on May 02, 2007, 11:41:14 AM
 ;D

Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: NexR on May 02, 2007, 12:09:58 PM
Ahahahaha! Usenet is sunken.

And I love there's an island called Your Base.
Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: feffer on May 02, 2007, 12:34:27 PM
Notice Qwghlm in the northeast?
Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: Dr. Leonard HmofCoy on May 02, 2007, 01:13:06 PM
Notice Qwghlm in the northeast?

Yes. Also that it's two islands, one connected to the mainland by a causeway.

There are times that I think I'm a nerd. Now all I have to do is step back and think of Randall Munroe.
Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: hajen on May 02, 2007, 01:34:37 PM
On the LJ thread about today's comic, he said these are all sort of based on real numbers, so yeah, Digg is bigger than Fark likely.
Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: NexR on May 02, 2007, 01:38:33 PM
Does that say "Shipwreck of the SS Howard Dean" in the Blogipelogo? :galm

I also like Google's Volcano Fortress in the IRC Isles.

I'm surprised WoW is considered that big. I mean, I love that game and all, but I didn't realize it was so popular.

Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: bit zero on May 02, 2007, 08:24:53 PM
Digg certainly has a shitload more money than Fark.  Assuming the MPAA doesn't take it all.
Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: unclejessie on May 02, 2007, 08:32:17 PM
The LOLvariable stuff is getting out of hand.

loltrek (http://granades.com/2007/05/02/loltrek/)
Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: eldiem on May 02, 2007, 10:04:18 PM
The LOLvariable stuff is getting out of hand.

loltrek (http://granades.com/2007/05/02/loltrek/)

Whoa. That's the second time I've gotten that link in... about 30 min.
Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: feffer on May 02, 2007, 11:41:24 PM
While this is nice and all, I quickly realized that there are no long-form lolcat works.

What about the bucket saga?  It's not done yet.
Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: hajen on May 16, 2007, 07:44:19 PM
Internet Tough Guy Magazine - SA photoshop (http://images.somethingawful.com/inserts/articlepics/photoshop/05-21-04-magazines/dorquemada.jpg)
Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: Dr. Leonard HmofCoy on May 18, 2007, 05:42:05 PM
Yep. That's caffeine (http://www.flickr.com/photos/bitca/432782048/in/set-72157600189824733/).
Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: flipper on May 18, 2007, 06:57:26 PM
Yep. That's caffeine (http://www.flickr.com/photos/bitca/432782048/in/set-72157600189824733/).

Mighty stimulating indeed
Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: hajen on May 20, 2007, 10:26:36 AM
http://www.linuxkungfu.org/images/fun/geek/project.jpg
Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: flipper on May 21, 2007, 12:34:00 PM
Pretty dang accurate there.
Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: hajen on May 21, 2007, 02:31:47 PM
OUTSIDE: the new MMORPG from the creators of the smash-hit "IRL" (http://brownpau.livejournal.com/69321.html)
Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: NexR on May 21, 2007, 02:46:02 PM
I can't stand that game.

All the players are stupid assholes.
Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: feffer on May 21, 2007, 02:51:41 PM
Incredible NPC AI

Whatever.  I think most of the NPC sound like idiots.
Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: feffer on May 21, 2007, 03:22:34 PM
ROFLMAO (http://dirtymicrobe.com/products/roflmao)
Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: sm0k4 on May 21, 2007, 05:09:41 PM
ROFLMAO (http://dirtymicrobe.com/products/roflmao)

That is awesome.
Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: Talix on May 22, 2007, 08:28:38 AM
That's why I love the internets.
Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: Stoater on May 22, 2007, 04:00:30 PM
OUTSIDE: the new MMORPG from the creators of the smash-hit "IRL" (http://brownpau.livejournal.com/69321.html)

LOL
Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: eldiem on May 22, 2007, 07:55:50 PM
Similarly,

FirstLife (http://www.getafirstlife.com/)
Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: feffer on May 22, 2007, 11:19:42 PM
(http://i42.photobucket.com/albums/e326/nickelkeep/dumbbitch2.jpg)
Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: feffer on May 22, 2007, 11:20:23 PM
I saw somebody post that un-macroed image earlier, but I can't remember where.  Sorry if it's been seen already.  :)
Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: sm0k4 on May 23, 2007, 05:42:13 AM
(http://i42.photobucket.com/albums/e326/nickelkeep/dumbbitch2.jpg)

Tears of laughter.
Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: Stoater on May 23, 2007, 08:13:51 AM
Excellent
Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: hajen on May 23, 2007, 10:11:01 AM
Oh, man.
Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: hajen on May 23, 2007, 06:03:32 PM
bad grammar... (http://fashioni.st/uploaded_images/phillip_badge-705298.jpg)
Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: hackess on May 23, 2007, 06:20:47 PM
bad grammar... (http://fashioni.st/uploaded_images/phillip_badge-705298.jpg)

*snerk*
Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: hajen on May 30, 2007, 11:07:41 AM
This is made of awesome:
http://i4.photobucket.com/albums/y107/pizzaweasel317/lj%20stuff/i-shall-not-tolerate-such-rubbish-g.jpg
Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: eldiem on May 31, 2007, 06:49:09 PM
The 2007 Clio Print Awards (http://www.clioawards.com/winners/index.cfm?medium_id=2&award_id=1&search=0)

I totally LOL'd at the vodka ads...
Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: stormneedle on June 01, 2007, 09:06:44 PM
(http://www.pointlesswasteoftime.com/xianmacro15.jpg)
Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: hajen on June 04, 2007, 10:58:53 PM
http://vicius-ink.com/AvengersAssemble1.jpg

Avengers! Assemble! IKEA!
Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: mo on June 05, 2007, 07:31:10 PM
I ran across some abused p1g5 while doing my homework.

http://cuddlycavies.homestead.com/Hats.html
Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: flipper on June 05, 2007, 07:55:59 PM
The bunny ears look especially humiliating.
Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: NexR on June 06, 2007, 12:50:18 PM
Bad Album Covers (http://www.stevecarter.com/albumcovers.htm)
Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: Stoater on June 06, 2007, 01:48:08 PM
I ran across some abused p1g5 while doing my homework.

http://cuddlycavies.homestead.com/Hats.html

The number one reason why pets go insane and kill is that.
Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: flipper on June 06, 2007, 03:31:58 PM
Bad Album Covers (http://www.stevecarter.com/albumcovers.htm)

That last one needs to be animated, something along the lines of Mr.Hate's former avatar!
Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: NexR on June 06, 2007, 05:30:03 PM
The last one is my favorite.

The middle girl looks like she's the brother of the banjoplayer from Deliverance.
Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: mo on June 06, 2007, 06:34:37 PM
Heino!

Und now ve dance!
Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: Dr. Leonard HmofCoy on June 06, 2007, 09:23:21 PM
AAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!

LOLGOTHS (http://community.livejournal.com/goth_macros/)!!!!

(via the luscious cherrybomb70 on ell jay)
Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: sm0k4 on June 07, 2007, 06:04:15 AM
AAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!

LOLGOTHS (http://community.livejournal.com/goth_macros/)!!!!

(via the luscious cherrybomb70 on ell jay)

LMAO @ the "I'm so goth I shit bats"
Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: Talix on June 07, 2007, 08:21:35 AM
I like "I made you some lipstick but I eated it."
Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: Stoater on June 07, 2007, 09:52:41 AM
Those are excellent
Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: ivan on June 07, 2007, 01:19:45 PM
LOLTrek (http://granades.com/2007/05/02/loltrek/)
Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: hajen on June 08, 2007, 01:41:29 PM
malaise de l'orange (http://www.deviantart.com/deviation/15973382/)

A little story told in pictures... of food
Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: mo on June 09, 2007, 09:23:18 PM
NSFW (http://files.myopera.com/0nan/imagenes1/balloons.gif)
Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: mo on June 10, 2007, 06:57:08 AM
(http://www.quickstopentertainment.com/wp-content/uploads/2006/07/clown.jpg)
Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: hajen on June 10, 2007, 08:52:25 AM
http://www.gadling.com/2007/06/08/a-collection-of-funny-signs-from-around-the-world/
Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: feffer on June 10, 2007, 12:56:05 PM
Hey mo, the thing about that picture is that they've had 2 more children since then and are pregnant with #17.
Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: mo on June 10, 2007, 05:20:20 PM
I thought I'd seen that before, but I like the caption so much I posted it anyway.
Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: mo on June 10, 2007, 05:34:51 PM
I've seen so much crap I can't remember what I've seen anymore unless I've just seen it way too much, or it's especially memorable for some other reason. That applies to these:

www.philosophiste.com/images/kickflip.gif stop animation thing of a kid as a skateboard

http://www.25-88.com/clean_your_monitor/brush.swf nipple follows your mouse (NSFW)

(http://www.digital-karma.org/files/images/CheeseSlide.img_assist_custom.jpg)

Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: stormneedle on June 10, 2007, 11:53:31 PM
Chicks with swords commercial - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yasBpCHHm2E
Blatant bait for TheGrue
Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: Talix on June 11, 2007, 08:56:52 AM
Chicks with swords commercial - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yasBpCHHm2E
Blatant bait for TheGrue

Was I the only one who thought that commercial was way too porny for TV?
Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: hajen on June 12, 2007, 05:07:46 PM
http://icanhascheezburger.com/2007/06/12/lolcat-alignright/
Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: feffer on June 12, 2007, 05:40:12 PM
It looks like the kid in mod's picture is sliding down through stormneedle and tal's posts and landing in hajen's with the lolcats.
Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: feffer on June 12, 2007, 05:40:29 PM
And now it doesn't look like that anymore.   ???
Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: Stoater on June 12, 2007, 06:53:53 PM
Browser rendering screw-up.
Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: flipper on June 13, 2007, 02:55:02 PM
Heh, I remember this one

(http://www.bigbadchinesemama.com/newimages/wedgie.jpg)
Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: NexR on June 14, 2007, 01:40:22 AM
So these are not so funny, but damn if Worth1000 doesn't have some talent hanging around:
http://www.worth1000.com/cache/contest/contestcache.asp?contest_id=4670
Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: Psidefect on June 14, 2007, 08:37:16 PM
(http://i8.photobucket.com/albums/a30/parasolips/alignright.jpg)
Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: hajen on June 14, 2007, 09:13:55 PM
but I already POSTED that, Psi

*sniff* (two days ago)
Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: Dr. Leonard HmofCoy on June 14, 2007, 09:14:54 PM
but I already POSTED that, Psi

*sniff* (two days ago)

*psst* He's blind.
Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: Psidefect on June 14, 2007, 10:30:19 PM
but I already POSTED that, Psi

*sniff* (two days ago)

*psst* He's blind.

*psst* He's not blind, he's stupid.

*waves hand*

These aren't the lolcatz you're looking for.
Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: ivan on June 15, 2007, 10:46:43 AM
It's worth reposting. Best icanhascheezeburger entry in weeks.
Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: hajen on June 17, 2007, 03:56:45 PM
gamers and their avatars (http://www.nytimes.com/slideshow/2007/06/15/magazine/20070617_AVATAR_SLIDESHOW_1.html)

not all "funny" but a lot of 'em are
Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: hajen on June 18, 2007, 12:54:31 AM
http://flickr.com/photos/creekrunningnorth/550431911/

we can has bread?
Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: Talix on June 18, 2007, 10:31:36 AM
gamers and their avatars (http://www.nytimes.com/slideshow/2007/06/15/magazine/20070617_AVATAR_SLIDESHOW_1.html)

Charmaine's got a cute pink baby!
Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: eldiem on June 18, 2007, 11:31:14 PM
I took this picture.

I wish I didn't have reason to, but there it is. (It's on my flickr (http://www.flickr.com/photos/eldiem/567588187/))

(http://farm2.static.flickr.com/1017/567588187_02b58abb76.jpg)
Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: feffer on June 19, 2007, 11:47:05 AM
What is that?  Are you drinking salt water again?  It's good they let you know that there is no protien in there, but what about protein?
Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: hajen on June 19, 2007, 02:39:05 PM
http://chowderheadbazoo.typepad.com/chowderheadbazoo/bane_of_my_existence/index.html
Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: eldiem on June 19, 2007, 07:08:16 PM
What is that?  Are you drinking salt water again?  It's good they let you know that there is no protien in there, but what about protein?

Morton's Popcorn Salt.

It's mighty tasty on popcorn. Sure glad there's no protien!
Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: eldiem on June 19, 2007, 07:09:50 PM
http://chowderheadbazoo.typepad.com/chowderheadbazoo/bane_of_my_existence/index.html

They're saying he looks partly like Kid Rock? I'd go with Fed-Ex, personally. I mean, not "go with" like you would "go with" someone in middle school. I meant of the two, I'd choose him as the doofus in the picture.
Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: feffer on June 19, 2007, 08:49:40 PM
Scroll down, there are a whole bunch of them.
Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: Encino Man on June 20, 2007, 11:47:02 AM
(http://img262.imageshack.us/img262/403/a10hollabackpresbyteriatg6.jpg)
Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: Stoater on June 20, 2007, 12:23:25 PM
LOL Baptists.
Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: hajen on June 20, 2007, 11:00:24 PM
http://gigglesugar.com/319302
Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: hajen on June 20, 2007, 11:06:27 PM
http://gigglesugar.com/260871

bwahahahaha
Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: hajen on June 23, 2007, 08:40:39 PM
http://invisibleman.com/archives/photos/000109.html

"This unfortunately shaped inflatable jungle gym contraption was spewing out children at an apple-picking farm in the Catskills last fall."
Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: hajen on June 23, 2007, 08:43:48 PM
here's another:
http://giantmonster.com/2007/06/20/best-playground-toy-ever/

"the last we saw of little billy was that he went inside the super fun giant inflatable monkey crotch and we haven’t seen him since. all that is left are his little shoes … billy? where are you? are you safe?"
Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: stormneedle on June 23, 2007, 09:01:51 PM
I. I? W.T.F?
Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: Stoater on June 23, 2007, 09:24:56 PM
here's another:
http://giantmonster.com/2007/06/20/best-playground-toy-ever/

"the last we saw of little billy was that he went inside the super fun giant inflatable monkey crotch and we haven’t seen him since. all that is left are his little shoes … billy? where are you? are you safe?"

What

the fucking

hell
Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: random axe on June 23, 2007, 09:54:34 PM
Wow.  That's Goat-level wrong.  Looking made my gum taste bad, and now it's in the trash.
Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: hajen on June 24, 2007, 10:18:06 PM
top ten ugliest bridesmaid dresses (http://www.people.com/people/package/gallery/0,,20042118_20042135,00.html)
Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: hajen on June 24, 2007, 10:21:04 PM
facebook in 40 years (http://mashable.com/2007/06/23/facebook-in-40-years/)
Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: NexR on June 24, 2007, 11:02:29 PM
I like the Scarlett O'Hara one.
Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: Talix on June 25, 2007, 08:37:52 AM
top ten ugliest bridesmaid dresses (http://www.people.com/people/package/gallery/0,,20042118_20042135,00.html)

I wore one that was a combination of 3 and 10.  Unfortunately, I wasn't asked to bridesmaid in the weddings where the brides had good taste (sorry, Deb!).
Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: Stoater on June 25, 2007, 08:51:24 AM
Good lord. Those are clown suits, not dresses. Even our HS drama department had better taste.
Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: random axe on June 25, 2007, 10:42:33 AM
Quote
Even our HS drama department had better taste.

You might be forgetting the world's raunchiest high school production of Guys and Dolls, complete with impossibly short shorts for the Hot Box dancers, crotchtastic flamenco outfits, and the amazing topless wedding dress at the end.
Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: Stoater on June 25, 2007, 10:45:13 AM
Heh, I saw the pictures. They put ABD in a whole new light.
Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: stormneedle on June 25, 2007, 10:49:22 AM
Quote
Even our HS drama department had better taste.

You might be forgetting the world's raunchiest high school production of Guys and Dolls, complete with impossibly short shorts for the Hot Box dancers, crotchtastic flamenco outfits, and the amazing topless wedding dress at the end.
Topless wedding dress? Uh, was this some Cretan ceremony variant?
Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: Stoater on June 27, 2007, 11:56:39 AM
The place was nicknamed The Zoo for good reason.

Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: Stoater on June 27, 2007, 11:57:57 AM
Pimpin!

The resident frog in our pond hooked up.

http://farm2.static.flickr.com/1190/639237141_76cb5e7612.jpg
Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: Stoater on June 27, 2007, 11:59:27 AM
Choke on a dick, Flickr.
Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: mo on June 27, 2007, 05:37:49 PM
Yes, die Flickr.

Is that the lady frog on the left?
Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: Stoater on June 27, 2007, 08:17:38 PM
She's actually the larger one on the right. Frogs work it backwards. The female is larger than the male.

I'm totally proud of this frog getting himself a hookup. Yes, I know it's deranged. So be it.
Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: random axe on June 28, 2007, 07:58:43 AM
Quote
Frogs work it backwards. The female is larger than the male.

That's actually how it is for most of the animal kingdom, but not for the bigger beasties.  That seems to have to do with the energy investment needed to grow big critters.  Bigger beasts mean smaller populations for the same habitat, and smaller populations mean individuals are less disposable and dispensable.  That means the males can't just be sperm generators that just stay alive long enough to do the amplexus squat, but the males are still more dispensable than the females, so the males get used for rough duty.  Bigger males tend to survive rough duty better than smaller ones, and so we tend to see males larger than females among fauna with an average adult size greater than a kilo or so.

Of course, a lot of this is just evolutionary laziness -- evolution is a lazy that's-good-enough process.  It would be perfectly possible to have, say, Sasquatch-sized female chimps that produce more babies and capuchin-sized male chimps that live only four or five years but are sex-crazed fertilizing machines.  That would take more evolution, per se, though, because mammals aren't geared for such extreme sexual dimorphism in the first place.  Contrary to what a lot of folks say, evolution is not an optimizing process except in very rough terms.

But in the 'lower' species, such as, females tend to be bigger, often much bigger.  Male frogs don't guard 'em against predators, or build nests or gather food or ward off other males, etc, so female frogs don't need big boyfriends.
Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: hajen on June 28, 2007, 08:14:19 AM
embroidered plush NES (http://www.craftster.org/forum/index.php?topic=179124.msg1858543;topicseen#msg1858543)
Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: Stoater on June 28, 2007, 10:32:59 AM
"Anymore" should be two words, but still.... I LOL'd.

(http://www.thehelliswrongwithyou.com/imgs/kittynms.gif)
Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: hajen on June 28, 2007, 10:33:53 AM
'80 Mbytes of storage for under $12k!' and other Computerworld ad favorites through the past 40 years (http://www.computerworld.com/action/article.do?command=printArticleBasic&articleId=9023960)
Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: hajen on June 28, 2007, 05:14:03 PM
classic mullet poses (http://hookermedia.com/blog/?p=382)   
Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: Dr. Leonard HmofCoy on June 28, 2007, 06:11:27 PM
This ain't exactly funny, it's mind-boggling (http://antwrp.gsfc.nasa.gov/apod/ap070628.html). This is a shot from the ground?!?!?
Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: stormneedle on June 28, 2007, 06:22:27 PM
I can't quite make out the license number of that shuttle, but damn it's a good shot!
Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: hajen on June 29, 2007, 07:31:25 AM
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/4/47/Denmark_street_sign.jpg
Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: Talix on June 29, 2007, 08:38:43 AM
That's awesome.
Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: flipper on June 29, 2007, 11:57:53 AM
But it's mandatory they play Louie Louie and Stepping Stone.
Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: Stoater on June 29, 2007, 09:01:17 PM
(http://www.thehelliswrongwithyou.com/imgs/louisvilleWTF.jpg)

 :trance:
Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: flipper on June 29, 2007, 09:02:43 PM
Oh my :galm:
Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: hajen on June 29, 2007, 09:21:26 PM
d00d.

HIGH. CLASS.
Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: hajen on June 30, 2007, 02:21:22 AM
dogsuit: http://www.spinwall.com/funny/croceatdog.html
Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: NexR on June 30, 2007, 03:59:44 PM
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/4/47/Denmark_street_sign.jpg
Denied.
Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: hajen on July 01, 2007, 07:05:29 PM
http://blogorelli.typepad.com/photos/uncategorized/dog_costumes.jpg
Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: hajen on July 01, 2007, 07:06:43 PM
http://sperone.free.fr/images/extraz/PICS17/gaycomputer.jpg
Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: random axe on July 01, 2007, 07:18:59 PM
Somebody needs a poison apple.
Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: Stoater on July 02, 2007, 12:16:34 PM
Isn't the rainbow flag a nice touch?
Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: feffer on July 02, 2007, 02:07:10 PM
It's gotta be sarcastic.
Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: eldiem on July 02, 2007, 06:14:45 PM
It's gotta be sarcastic.

The flag or the sign?

;)
Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: hajen on July 06, 2007, 06:15:41 PM
LOLMETAL (http://warehouse.carlh.com/article_141/)

hee!
Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: Talix on July 07, 2007, 06:52:20 AM
 :rollin:

Is that Kelsey Grammer in that last one?
Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: Stoater on July 07, 2007, 07:30:07 AM
I lol'd.
Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: NexR on July 07, 2007, 06:14:46 PM
Not funny, but cool (http://cgi.4chan.org/gif/src/1183844250350.gif). Found it over at 4chan.
Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: Stoater on July 07, 2007, 07:34:39 PM
FAIL
Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: mo on July 07, 2007, 07:45:03 PM
LEECH
Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: hajen on July 07, 2007, 08:38:33 PM
DENIED
Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: NexR on July 07, 2007, 09:25:30 PM
EXPECTED
Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: NexR on July 07, 2007, 09:29:30 PM
They've blocked my IP from linking at all to them because I hotlinked a pic yesterday. Fuckers.
Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: Stoater on July 07, 2007, 09:56:11 PM
LOL

your soul belongs to moot now.
Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: hajen on July 08, 2007, 07:15:47 PM
Japanese potty sign (http://farm1.static.flickr.com/173/383441436_eabea145d4_o.jpg)

German potty sign (http://www.zefrank.com/theshow/gallery/d/3392-2/StrangeSign1.JPG)
Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: eldiem on July 08, 2007, 09:37:09 PM
Haha.

I kinda want to make a cross-stitch of the second one and hang it in my bathroom.

Sometimes I'm twisted, though...
Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: Stoater on July 09, 2007, 12:05:46 AM
Haha.

I kinda want to make a cross-stitch of the second one and hang it in my bathroom.

Sometimes I'm twisted, though...

I would commission you to do that.
Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: Encino Man on July 09, 2007, 12:14:03 PM
Japanese potty sign (http://farm1.static.flickr.com/173/383441436_eabea145d4_o.jpg)

German potty sign (http://www.zefrank.com/theshow/gallery/d/3392-2/StrangeSign1.JPG)

I was up at a friend's cottage years ago and his wife said that all men who used the bathroom had to pee sitting down. I felt the rule was unenforceable - but I didn't want to be rude, so I agreed to the rule and then went in and peed standing up - like any self-respecting man would do. Apparently they felt it was for hygiene issues. I got the impression that all the men in her family were thoroughly whipped too....
Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: NexR on July 09, 2007, 12:30:06 PM
Sad.
Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: Dr. Leonard HmofCoy on July 09, 2007, 12:33:01 PM
The only place I've ever seen signs like that are on ships -- exhorting the guys to sit down when the weather's rough so you don't pee on the walls. That's no god damn fun, let me tell you. It's a challenge to try and predict which way the Coriolis effect will be pulling your stream and adjusting accordingly, and I look forward to this whenever I'm out.
Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: random axe on July 09, 2007, 03:05:11 PM
Bathrooms used by men should have urinals.  It's more cost-effective, more hygenic, and better for the environment.  Nice, attractive, and inexpensive residential models are available.  Toilets are not terribly well designed even for seated use for either gender, and they're certainly not apt for typical male needs, yet they're generally all that's offered.

This applies to all persons, any gender, ages 10 and up:  If you make a mess, clean it up properly.    If you do and don't, respectively, you're banned and can go crap in the yard.

And the toilet should be closed when not in use.  Just like the refrigerator and mouth.

Here endeth the discussion.
Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: NexR on July 09, 2007, 03:40:34 PM
[t/p] Here endeth the discussion.
Wrong.  :P

Quote
...and can go crap in the yard.
What's wrong with the yard?

Quote
And the toilet should be closed when not in use.  Just like the refrigerator and mouth.
Very, very wrong (differences between toilet, refrigerator, and mouth aside).

By having to lift and close the lid every time I use the bathroom, I am exposing myself to the bacteria that lives on and under said lid. While it may be prettier, it is simply less hygienic to do so.

Further, putting the lid down repeatedly while - say - drinking at a bachelor's house might result in incendiary hate speech towards myself for having forced other males to expose themselves unnecessarily to aforementioned bacteria living on/under the seat. It might even go so far as to merit recrimination and insinuation of girlish behavior, thereby scarring my fragile little mind.

So I follow the leave it as I found it rule.
Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: random axe on July 09, 2007, 04:04:20 PM
Dude, you're exposed to that bacteria before you even touch the toilet.  You're not escaping it.  If the lid's that disgusting, you won't make it worse by using your shoe to open and close it, and, anyway, you'll reduce how much of that bacteria you inhale if you put the lid down before flushing.

If your friends are . . . of that type . . . you're on your own while visiting them.  My guess is that hygiene is compromised already in those households, although maybe the alcohol keeps the bacteria count down a bit . . . .


I should add . . . I've partied in many a horrendous vagrantesque shithole over the years, and there are times for that, but being macho about your shithole doesn't make it less of a shithole.
Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: NexR on July 09, 2007, 05:18:12 PM
Nope. There is no counterargument to my counterargument. There are any number of situations where leaving the seat up is vastly superior to always putting it down.

It's simply ridiculous to say that the seat should always be down, particularly around a bunch of men. Why the hell would we want to expend that much energy all the time when it's completely unnecessary.

This is to say nothing of the situation where all people being equal, three men living with one woman would simply add up to a different policy (but that's a different argument).

What about somebody who is deathly afraid small organisms?

What about a men's only bathroom? What about a completely disgusting toilet nobody would ever want to touch (my earlier example had nothing to do with this)?

What about two guys living in the same apartment and just having different preferences towards the up/downitude of the seat? Does down trump up?  ;)
Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: BizB on July 09, 2007, 05:32:31 PM
Quote
Nope. There is no counterargument to my counterargument.
Sure there is.  If your pet drinks out of the toilet, that's a great reason to put the lid down.

FWIW: I don't sit to pee, but I do wipe the rim with TP after each use.
Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: random axe on July 09, 2007, 09:57:15 PM
OK, OK.

Quote
It's simply ridiculous to say that the seat should always be down, particularly around a bunch of men. Why the hell would we want to expend that much energy all the time when it's completely unnecessary.

By that logic, why wear pants and underwear either?


Quote
What about somebody who is deathly afraid small organisms?

Screwed.


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What about a men's only bathroom?

Use your shoe.  Use a piece of paper and your shoe, if you must.  Look, you can't complain that the toilet is too disgusting to touch and then urinate on it.  That's like complaining it's too hot and then setting it on fire.  Someone else is going to come in and need to use that seat.  Be a man about it.  Don't make life worse for that other guy just because you're squeamish.


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What about two guys living in the same apartment and just having different preferences towards the up/downitude of the seat? Does down trump up?

Are these the same guys who don't stack dirty dishes so they won't have to wash the bottoms?


OK, more seriously, I'm talking about decorum and hygiene.  Not everyone cares about either, much less both.  People who don't care can and will do what they want, anyway.  They don't have to care about what someone else says anymore than anyone else has to care what they do, you know?  Lots of people believe in the Five Second Rule, too, or that romance is dead, or that five billion Chinese can't all be wrong.  Whaddaya gonna do?

I don't sit to pee, but I clean up if I miss.
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Post by: Dr. Leonard HmofCoy on July 09, 2007, 11:17:30 PM
OK, OK.

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It's simply ridiculous to say that the seat should always be down, particularly around a bunch of men. Why the hell would we want to expend that much energy all the time when it's completely unnecessary.

By that logic, why wear pants and underwear either?

I'm not.
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Post by: Stoater on July 09, 2007, 11:19:05 PM
Underwear is no good. I don't produce snail trails every time I sit down so I have no use for it.
I only wear it when I go clothes shopping.
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Post by: Dr. Leonard HmofCoy on July 09, 2007, 11:22:02 PM
Q. E. Fruitoftheloom D.
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Post by: NexR on July 10, 2007, 01:16:04 AM
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It's simply ridiculous to say that the seat should always be down, particularly around a bunch of men. Why the hell would we want to expend that much energy all the time when it's completely unnecessary.
By that logic, why wear pants and underwear either?
This, this does not make any sense, or backs up my point completely. I don't wear either when I don't need to. Why should I?


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What about a men's only bathroom?
Use your shoe.  Use a piece of paper and your shoe, if you must.  Look, you can't complain that the toilet is too disgusting to touch and then urinate on it.  That's like complaining it's too hot and then setting it on fire.  Someone else is going to come in and need to use that seat.  Be a man about it.  Don't make life worse for that other guy just because you're squeamish.
Wait, are you telling me that you go into men's only bathrooms and actively put the seat down when finished peeing on the off chance that the next guy that comes in has to take a shit? If so, you're an ass. Nobody wants to touch the damn seat in a public bathroom with a shoe or through a wad of TP if they don't have to. It's guys like you putting the seat down unnecessarily that cause the lazy bastards to just piss on the seat rather than lift it. Thus, making life suck for the guy who really does need to drop a log. Seriously dude, stop it.


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What about two guys living in the same apartment and just having different preferences towards the up/downitude of the seat? Does down trump up?

Are these the same guys who don't stack dirty dishes so they won't have to wash the bottoms?


OK, more seriously, I'm talking about decorum and hygiene. 

I'm starting to think you've completely missed my point. You said the toilet should always be closed (i.e. the seat and lid down). I'm saying that is simply wrong. I'm saying there are lots of times/reasons why it should be left open (seat up).

Hypothetical: You're in a multi-million dollar home that has maids and butlers and a full cleaning staff that makes sure hygiene is not an issue. Normally in this home, there are three women and one man living and so the standard is to put the seat/lid down. I'm adding these caveats to remove any presuppositions of neanderthalic behavior you might normally associate with my hypotheticals. Today, however, the guy is the best man for his good buddy and has decided to have all the guys gather at his home for the bachelor party. This means the womenfolk have fled the scene for at least 24 hours. Beer is handed out aplenty and a good time is sure to be had by all.

Now if you're sticking to your belief that the seat/lid by matter of decorum should always be put down, about halfway through the night, somebody is going to come out of the bathroom and say, "Alright, who's the asshole who keeps putting the lid down? Because I keep going in there, and neither does it smell, nor can I believe there have been that many logs sent down stinky river already this evening!" Which might even prompt an assayer to go around and count the number of turds actually cut loose and the number of people annoyed by the seat down problem, proving the point that you have in fact been pissing off every other guy there. Now I ask you, is this a case where politeness dictates putting the seat down, or just leaving it up when you're finished?
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Post by: eldiem on July 10, 2007, 06:39:06 PM
Dude, you're still in someone else's house.

A) I really doubt anyone who lives in a home as you describe with 3 women isn't trained to automatically put the lid down in his own house. (Public restrooms are another story b/c it's not the habit there)

B) What's the problem in the leave it as you found it rule? (For men, of course. Women shouldn't feel compelled to put the seat back up after use. That's just my sexism showing through.)

Anyway, I know you're just arguing to argue, so whatevs. ;)
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Post by: Stoater on July 10, 2007, 07:27:40 PM
The rule here is..... miss the toilet and I will wipe up the mess with your face.
That applies to occupants and guests alike.
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Post by: NexR on July 10, 2007, 08:30:00 PM
Dude, you're still in someone else's house.

OK. Same hypothetical only the guy who comes out of the bathroom and starts bitching is the guy who lives there. Then what? Does it still have to be put down? Of course not.


It's what I've been saying all along. There are lots of reasons not to put it back down. It's really about the preference of the people who live there, not your own preference one way or the other. So I take my cue from the house. If it's always up, I leave it up. If it's always down, I put it down. If the place is a married couple's, I assume down unless specified otherwise. If the place is mixed-gender roommates I assume down, but will take cues from it's prior position (I've been in flats with one woman who actually told me she didn't care and I should leave it up). If it's a bachelor pad I assume it's up, but will continue putting it down until I've found it up more times than down (this is my general rule). If it's an all women pad, I don't bother paying attention and just put it down.

Then there's the courtesy situation that involves knowing the gender of those behind you in line. If it's a guy, I just leave it up. If it's a girl, I'll put it down - even if it's at a place where I know the house preference to be up.

Maybe this is me just taking courtesy to an extreme degree, but I am aware that there are plenty of guys out there (like me) that will get annoyed when a guy comes over and starts dropping the lid every damn time (I'm more forgiving with women). Thus, at the very least, there is one situation in the world where it is actually rude to put it down - which is all I've been trying to say this whole time. There is no hard and fast "Always down. Period. End of discussion." rule. This attitude is silly, inconsiderate, and rude. It vexes me. I'm terribly vexed.
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Post by: Stoater on July 10, 2007, 10:27:06 PM
Vexus Raver

 8)
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Post by: hajen on July 10, 2007, 11:38:29 PM
http://www.threadless.com/submission/66313/zombie_food_pyramid
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Post by: hajen on July 10, 2007, 11:39:11 PM
http://www.hairyalien.com/the_absurdity_of_it_all/great_moments_in_packaging_des.html
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Post by: Talix on July 11, 2007, 08:03:14 AM
It vexes me. I'm terribly vexed.

I find your vexation terrible diverting.   :D

I put the lid down.  Keeps the cat out; keeps the chance of things accidentally falling in to a minimum; hides the hard water stains if I've been lazy with the Vanish.  And looks better, to my eye.  Y'all party on with whatever.
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Post by: random axe on July 11, 2007, 05:49:37 PM
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This, this does not make any sense, or backs up my point completely. I don't wear either when I don't need to. Why should I?

Ahem -- and this goes the rest of you jokers, too, whose points may or may not still stand, your call -- he saidparticularly around a bunch of men.  Original context, cited and replied, emphasis mine.  Now, maybe Nex was talking about a bunch of guys getting together for a pantsless wetdown, but I doubt it.


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Wait, are you telling me that you go into men's only bathrooms and actively put the seat down when finished peeing on the off chance that the next guy that comes in has to take a shit?

No, but I'll tell you that I take whatever precautions are necessary to not leave urine on the seat, on the off chance that some guy will come in and need to sit down before the bathroom gets cleaned.  Not to mention that I've had jobs that included cleaning public bathrooms, and no one should have to clean my piss off a seat, either.  If I go in and the seat is up, and I'm just taking a leak, I leave it up.  If I go in and it's down, I put it up before I pee.  I may or may not put it back down.

Is this really this hard to figure out?  I try not to piss where I sit.  I also try not to piss where someone else is likely to sit.  It's not brain surgery, but I also don't piss in the patient's skull during brain surgery.  (Or, in fact, before or after brain surgery, either.)


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I'm starting to think you've completely missed my point. You said the toilet should always be closed (i.e. the seat and lid down). I'm saying that is simply wrong. I'm saying there are lots of times/reasons why it should be left open (seat up).

Dude, I'm not missing your point; I'm disagreeing with it. 

I close the toilet after each use even when I live alone and don't have any visitors.  Call me dainty, but I don't prefer the gaping shithole look.


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Now if you're sticking to your belief that the seat/lid by matter of decorum should always be put down, about halfway through the night, somebody is going to come out of the bathroom and say, "Alright, who's the asshole who keeps putting the lid down?

Yeah.  Never even vaguely ever happened to me so far.  I've had lots of parties but never heard any such complaint, and, in fact, casual observation has revealed to me that among the adults I've known it's far more common for women to leave the lid up.  (The lid, not the seat.)

If it ever did happen that a guy came out of the can, pissed off, with that comment, that's when he can go the fuck home if he doesn't like it.  My feeling -- and this is just my personal feeling on the matter -- is that if you've mastered your fly, you can master the toilet as well. 

I have to ask, seriously -- all these guys who are too squeamish or in too much of a hurry to open and close the toilet, do they wash their hands? 


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Same hypothetical only the guy who comes out of the bathroom and starts bitching is the guy who lives there.

:lol:  Wow, what a party!  At that point, I'd hope I hadn't eaten too many of the chips from the common bowl.


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It's really about the preference of the people who live there, not your own preference one way or the other.

Whoever owns the toilet can do as they please.  That seems inevitable, as well as only fair.  Your set of rules is awfully complicated, though.  Easier to just always close it.


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Then there's the courtesy situation that involves knowing the gender of those behind you in line.

If I'm ever waiting in line to use the bathroom, and just as I go in the guy behind me says, "Hey, just as a favor to me, could you leave the seat up when you're done?" I will probably not speak to him again.  I don't usually take requests when I'm looking to excrete.

You so crazy, man.



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And Talix said: hides the hard water stains if I've been lazy with the Vanish.

At first, I read that as "varnish", and I was picturing a lovely varnished hardwood toilet.
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Post by: eldiem on July 11, 2007, 06:44:14 PM
http://www.hairyalien.com/the_absurdity_of_it_all/great_moments_in_packaging_des.html

Doy, why didn't the poster just buy two pair of scissors?

(Yes, I just wanted an excuse to use the word "doy.")
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Post by: Talix on July 12, 2007, 07:13:17 AM
It vexes me. I'm terribly vexed.

I find your vexation terrible diverting.   :D

Bly.  Terribly diverting.

 :doh:
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Post by: hajen on July 12, 2007, 11:49:24 AM
Unintentionally Sexual Comics Covers/Panels (http://www.tcj.com/messboard/viewtopic.php?t=102)
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Post by: hajen on July 15, 2007, 10:01:10 PM
http://eddiemeetstubgirl.ytmnd.com/

despite the URL, it *is* SFW
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Post by: Psidefect on July 16, 2007, 08:41:25 PM
(http://www.anntelnaes.com/images/051607FalwellDies.gif)
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Post by: dogbone on July 18, 2007, 05:05:22 PM
Killing me. (http://www.idontlikeyouinthatway.com/pictures/20070718/britney%20spears%20pet%20store%20bel%20air%20july%2013/big_bsps5.html)
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Post by: hajen on July 18, 2007, 06:18:42 PM
horrible tattoo: http://www.flickr.com/photos/40865443@N00/499142480/

This is funny but also, I think, sad.
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Post by: eldiem on July 18, 2007, 09:39:51 PM
Yikes.
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Post by: Talix on July 19, 2007, 08:26:21 AM
I have a friend who got a tattoo to honor his nephew..."in loveing memory".   :uncertain:
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Post by: dogbone on July 20, 2007, 04:41:55 PM
(http://img522.imageshack.us/img522/4299/dsbvp4.jpg)
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Post by: hajen on July 22, 2007, 01:13:54 PM
God's Inbox (http://www.wiggler.gr/wp-content/god_inbox_mac.jpg)
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Post by: phyre on July 22, 2007, 02:10:09 PM
Love it. "Best of George Burns.wmv". Basilica of St. Peter on Google Earth. "Earth - Plan B.doc" Nicely done.
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Post by: Talix on July 22, 2007, 03:37:00 PM
Baby Jeebus pics!
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Post by: dogbone on July 22, 2007, 04:11:37 PM
(http://65.110.75.8/_media/imgs/articles/a84_a8.jpg)
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Post by: Stoater on July 25, 2007, 05:56:13 PM
This sign is a <mile up the road from our house.
Coincidence?
Not likely.

(http://www.thehelliswrongwithyou.com/imgs/yestocarrots.jpg)
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Post by: feffer on July 25, 2007, 06:00:48 PM
I looked up this Yes to Carrots stuff.  I cannot see how the following table is supposed to convince me to buy the stuff.

(http://www.yes-to-carrots.com/images/connection_1.gif)

Nice picture of the Dead Sea, though.
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Post by: Stoater on July 25, 2007, 08:11:07 PM
That... WTH.
Those are some pretty outrageous claims on that site.
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Post by: hajen on July 26, 2007, 12:26:54 PM
http://badgods.com/buddhistrpg.html
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Post by: random axe on July 26, 2007, 01:04:15 PM
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Nice picture of the Dead Sea, though.

I can't believe they list all that but not calories.
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Post by: Talix on July 26, 2007, 01:33:19 PM
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You're high on needle drugs.

Hee!
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Post by: Psidefect on July 26, 2007, 07:26:04 PM
(http://www.intternetti.net/~jiri/motivation/revolutionareies.jpg)
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Post by: Psidefect on July 26, 2007, 07:28:07 PM
(http://www.davidshrigley.com/images/photo_pics/notice.jpg)
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Post by: Psidefect on July 26, 2007, 11:30:41 PM
(http://apazhe.net/wp-content/uploads/2007/07/166d8942cf8752cd2d.gif)
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Post by: Psidefect on July 26, 2007, 11:31:18 PM
(http://pics.livejournal.com/ldykatrina/pic/0000e9k7/s640x480)
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Post by: Encino Man on July 31, 2007, 01:11:55 PM
From the mainpage of today's Toronto Star online:

(http://img502.imageshack.us/img502/3072/geoloxa9.jpg)



Yikes. He looks guilty to me...

http://www.thestar.com/default
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Post by: Psidefect on August 01, 2007, 09:04:14 AM
(http://merkwork.com/images/LOL.jpg)
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Post by: Psidefect on August 01, 2007, 09:14:08 AM
(http://i16.tinypic.com/4pts7s8.jpg)
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Post by: Psidefect on August 03, 2007, 12:10:15 PM
In Case of Zombies, Break Glass (http://www.techeblog.com/index.php/tech-gadget/in-case-of-zombies-break-glass)

This could also go in the "I want this..." thread.
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Post by: random axe on August 03, 2007, 01:32:50 PM
I've given this some thought -- just in case, you know -- and I'm not convinced at all that a shotgun is a particularly good weapon for use against typical film zombies.  Phosphorous rounds might work well, but you wouldn't want to use them at short range.

I think a couple of cartridge saws (small chainsaws on short handles), maybe modified for flesh/bone, would be more practical.  The basic problem with zombies is that there's no trauma; you either disable them physically or you don't.  If they're dry enough, they might be pretty flammable, but being chased by zombies that are on fire is not necessarily an improvement. 

Therefore, I think you want to be able to cause maximum structural damage, with the greatest reliability and the least effort, and a power saw beats a shotgun in an easy walk.  If you have time and range, an anti-materiel weapon (a Barrett or Maadi-Griffin, say) with appropriate ammunition would be nice but slow; at that point you might as well get an H&K automatic grenade launcher.  But that's more offense than personal defense.

You could rig a cordless electric angle grinder to be useable with one hand and put a rough-cut blade in there, I guess.   Or mount one in the center of a plexiglass SWAT shield.  If a zombie tries to get you and pushes you against a wall, say, it'll never get around the shield (which is designed to shelter you against a wall), and it'll push itself into the saw.

I don't know.  Wait and see.
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Post by: ivan on August 03, 2007, 01:33:12 PM
This one still cracks me up (excuse if repeat):

(http://www.ivandavidoff.com/misc/wtf.jpg)
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Post by: ivan on August 03, 2007, 01:35:39 PM
(http://www.ivandavidoff.com/misc/goat.jpg)
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Post by: ivan on August 03, 2007, 01:36:11 PM
(http://www.ivandavidoff.com/misc/season.jpg)
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Post by: Dr. Leonard HmofCoy on August 03, 2007, 01:36:49 PM
Oh now THAT is wonderful
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Post by: Talix on August 03, 2007, 05:58:04 PM
OOooooo!  Something else to do while we drive around looking at pretty lights!
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Post by: eldiem on August 04, 2007, 11:55:31 AM
Oh, I LOL'd, ivan.

Beautiful.

 :lol:
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Post by: Stoater on August 04, 2007, 03:28:53 PM
That rules.
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Post by: BizB on August 04, 2007, 05:47:23 PM
Axis Tilt is a great band name.
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Post by: sm0k4 on August 06, 2007, 06:07:05 AM

I think a couple of cartridge saws (small chainsaws on short handles), maybe modified for flesh/bone, would be more practical.  The basic problem with zombies is that there's no trauma; you either disable them physically or you don't.  If they're dry enough, they might be pretty flammable, but being chased by zombies that are on fire is not necessarily an improvement. 


So you're saying that maybe a chainsaw mounted where your hand used to be just might be an ideal weapon against the undead?
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Post by: dogbone on August 06, 2007, 06:44:49 AM
Shh-duh.

:nuts:
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Post by: hajen on August 06, 2007, 02:34:55 PM
ROFFLE HAUS ivan!

I think we will need to do a bit of d3f4c3 this coming Xmas season.
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Post by: Dr. Leonard HmofCoy on August 06, 2007, 02:50:57 PM
So you're saying that maybe a chainsaw mounted where your hand used to be just might be an ideal weapon against the undead?

Hail to the king, baby.

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Post by: Dr. Leonard HmofCoy on August 06, 2007, 06:10:02 PM
This one still cracks me up (excuse if repeat):

I had to edit this one

(http://members.cox.net/sargasso6/wtf2.jpg)

Feffer and BÖC are just out of the frame to the left.
Probably making out.
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Post by: dogbone on August 06, 2007, 06:28:13 PM
Feffer and BÖC are just out of the frame to the left.
Probably making out.

IJEOMK.
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Post by: feffer on August 06, 2007, 07:56:44 PM
 :lol:
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Post by: hajen on August 06, 2007, 10:40:55 PM
(http://i184.photobucket.com/albums/x89/hajhajen/iquestion.jpg)
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Post by: stormneedle on August 06, 2007, 10:58:59 PM
Those teeth? Are they enhanced just a wee little bit? Not that I won't be backing away slowly.
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Post by: random axe on August 07, 2007, 07:51:46 AM
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So you're saying that maybe a chainsaw mounted where your hand used to be just might be an ideal weapon against the undead?

Given certain limitations of budget and physiology, it's a good approximation of an ideal zombiological dismemberment delivery system, yes.  He did very well with what he had at hand, er, as it were.

Double-barrel shotgun, though . . . reliability vs two shots before you have to reload.  The gator gun in Phantasm II was intrinsically funnier, although Ash's dialogue is naturally better.

Of course, a Bobcat with a reinforced cage would work well, too, depending on just how large an infested area you had to deal with / escape from.
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Post by: Psidefect on August 09, 2007, 11:14:04 AM
(http://www.nowthen.com/uploads/h/4/1277_11758264244615aff8b7ff0.jpg)
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Post by: Talix on August 09, 2007, 11:15:35 AM
 :rollin:
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Post by: Stoater on August 09, 2007, 11:28:59 AM
That rules.
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Post by: flipper on August 09, 2007, 01:03:35 PM
:clap:

Brilliant!
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Post by: Talix on August 09, 2007, 02:14:57 PM
seen in Boing Boing:  illustrated HTTP errors (http://www.flickr.com/photos/apelad/sets/72157594388426362/)
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Post by: mrcookieface on August 09, 2007, 07:11:25 PM
I like his drawing style.
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Post by: hajen on August 10, 2007, 04:25:56 PM
(http://i4.photobucket.com/albums/y107/pizzaweasel317/funny/wheres-the-baby.jpg)
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Post by: dogbone on August 10, 2007, 06:32:52 PM
The Goats are spending the week with Grandma. Obviously she doubts their training...and has a label maker.
(http://img454.imageshack.us/img454/5341/p1010015eb4.jpg)
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Post by: flipper on August 10, 2007, 06:44:57 PM
:galm:
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Post by: NexR on August 10, 2007, 07:43:36 PM
Nice!
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Post by: eldiem on August 10, 2007, 08:21:05 PM
HA!!! Both of those are hilarious.
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Post by: hajen on August 10, 2007, 08:23:09 PM
"Ok, so where's the courage kept?" (http://www2.b3ta.com/host/creative/59791/1186556045/WizardofOz.jpg)
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Post by: flipper on August 11, 2007, 11:38:56 AM
Toto is going to eat well tonight!
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Post by: mo on August 11, 2007, 03:38:41 PM
 :lol:
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Post by: Stoater on August 11, 2007, 07:40:01 PM
(http://farm2.static.flickr.com/1142/1087627444_6297acdfc3_o.jpg)
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Post by: feffer on August 11, 2007, 08:19:59 PM
Only 900 cases of this $89.99 a bottle whiskey were made

 :shock:  :thumbsup:
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Post by: mrcookieface on August 11, 2007, 08:24:33 PM
That's one helluva chaser you got there.
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Post by: Stoater on August 11, 2007, 08:27:20 PM
It absolutely kills me that the bottle had a note tacked on to it clearly stating the code was wrong.

They're victims of their own stupidity, so, no guilt there.
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Post by: random axe on August 11, 2007, 08:33:18 PM
Maybe you should have bought a few hundred cases.





And asked for a volume discount . . . .
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Post by: Stoater on August 11, 2007, 08:38:58 PM
Heh. Someone bought it for us as a gift, actually. It's pretty good.
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Post by: hajen on August 11, 2007, 08:39:31 PM
Holee kee-ryest.

:envy:
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Post by: suitep on August 11, 2007, 11:55:24 PM
ouch. OUCH. I can't turn my head sideways anymore!@!!!

I need to get that looked at.
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Post by: Talix on August 12, 2007, 06:57:24 AM
I thought it said Wronsford Reserve.

I need to get that looked at.
Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: Stoater on August 12, 2007, 08:18:06 AM
This is why I will no longer pay for the Flickr. There was no way for me to flip it over the right way.
Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: dogbone on August 13, 2007, 05:48:57 PM
(http://media3.guzer.com/pictures/altered_pool.jpg)
Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: Stoater on August 13, 2007, 06:06:32 PM
(http://media3.guzer.com/pictures/altered_pool.jpg)

I love that picture. I've sent it to people - and they didn't get it.  :whatever:
Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: hajen on August 14, 2007, 12:19:25 PM
Looks like you found some of your childhood pix there, hey? (avatar)
Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: Stoater on August 14, 2007, 01:48:59 PM
Heh. Nah, that's the magic of found photos sites.
Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: dogbone on August 14, 2007, 09:24:27 PM
It does favor my avatar a bit, though.

He just needs a googly eye.
Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: Talix on August 15, 2007, 08:24:58 AM
Don't we all.

 :googily:
Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: flipper on August 15, 2007, 01:11:54 PM
It does favor my avatar a bit, though.

He just needs a googly eye.

Or a popping eye like that one that E! used to have.
Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: TFJ on August 15, 2007, 02:09:52 PM
i loved that avatar.

Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: flipper on August 15, 2007, 02:31:13 PM
I happened to save it:

(http://img74.imageshack.us/img74/930/disturbinggirleatingpeapm0.gif)
Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: Psidefect on August 15, 2007, 09:48:06 PM
Fly the not-so-friendly skies (http://www.airliners.net/open.file/1247625/L/).
Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: mo on August 15, 2007, 10:13:15 PM
 :shock: :thumbsup:
Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: Psidefect on August 15, 2007, 11:22:32 PM
Yeah, I haven't seen a whole lot of them, but I'm comfortable in the assertion that that is the coolest hot air balloon ever made.

Can you imagine seeing that sucker appearing over the tree tops?
Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: Stoater on August 15, 2007, 11:33:37 PM
I want a hot air balloon that is a giant hand flipping the bird.
It would be my balloon and it would rule.
Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: NexR on August 15, 2007, 11:38:40 PM
That Vader balloon is missing it's diaper. The hair seems covered though, no hair net necessary.
Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: Talix on August 16, 2007, 08:20:44 AM
If you put the diaper on it, how's the hot air gonna get up its butt?   :nuts:
Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: random axe on August 16, 2007, 10:36:10 AM
Quote
If you put the diaper on it, how's the hot air gonna get up its butt?

There are things man was not meant to know.
Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: TFJ on August 16, 2007, 11:20:30 AM
I happened to save it:

(http://img74.imageshack.us/img74/930/disturbinggirleatingpeapm0.gif)

:detta: :lol: :lol: :lol:
Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: Talix on August 16, 2007, 01:09:40 PM
"Little known fact: Robert Johnson sold his soul to the devil not for blues skills, but for bugging out eyes."
Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: Psidefect on August 17, 2007, 07:31:00 PM
(http://farm2.static.flickr.com/1163/1140952208_b2abda2030_o.jpg)
Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: stormneedle on August 17, 2007, 08:12:06 PM
Yikes and wow.
Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: BizB on August 18, 2007, 08:15:41 AM
(http://halbot.haluze.sk/images/2007-08/3554_shad.jpg)
(http://halbot.haluze.sk/images/2007-08/3554_motolunch.jpg)
(http://halbot.haluze.sk/images/2007-08/3554_noblewebster4.jpg)
Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: Psidefect on August 18, 2007, 03:24:16 PM
(http://nsharporg.files.wordpress.com/2007/08/esc.jpg)
Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: BizB on August 18, 2007, 03:33:27 PM
LMAO!
Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: NexR on August 18, 2007, 03:35:17 PM
Haha, Should have been the W key.
Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: hajen on August 18, 2007, 09:33:58 PM
That's too cute.
Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: eldiem on August 18, 2007, 10:18:26 PM
(http://farm1.static.flickr.com/164/401724349_db1e522fe3.jpg)
Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: eldiem on August 19, 2007, 05:37:20 PM
(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v429/Bubukity/DSC06565.jpg)
Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: Psidefect on August 20, 2007, 08:38:25 AM
(http://surreality.info/up/lastjedisupper.jpg)
Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: Psidefect on August 20, 2007, 10:42:35 AM
(http://spellingmistakescostlives.com/santa/billboard/01photobillboard.jpg)
Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: hajen on August 20, 2007, 11:47:46 AM
(http://i184.photobucket.com/albums/x89/hajhajen/294168009_b25decaddf.jpg)
Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: Psidefect on August 21, 2007, 02:35:32 PM
(http://galleryscene.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/08/r0015612.jpg) (http://galleryscene.com/index.php/?page_id=42)
Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: Stoater on August 21, 2007, 08:31:32 PM
 :lol: :lol:
Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: GB on August 21, 2007, 08:49:34 PM
Love it Psi   :rollin:
Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: hajen on August 22, 2007, 09:32:48 PM
ubuntu announces the name of its next major release (http://www.thinginabag.com/content/hungry-hippo)
Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: hajen on August 23, 2007, 09:58:06 PM
http://whatnottocrochet.wordpress.com/2007/07/21/dog-ponchos/
Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: feffer on August 23, 2007, 10:16:57 PM
That dog is hovering.
Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: feffer on August 24, 2007, 12:01:33 AM
OMG, hajen, that site is a goldmine.

pasties - NSFW (http://whatnottocrochet.wordpress.com/2006/07/02/pasties/#comments)
link from there - NSFW (http://www.bikiniscience.com/models/JD89_SS/JD89M0_S/JD89M0.html)
Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: mo on August 24, 2007, 05:13:16 AM
That dog is hovering.

 :lol:

And that is not a poncho. Not even a Sears poncho.
Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: Psidefect on August 24, 2007, 08:14:19 AM
(http://imgs.xkcd.com/comics/excessive_quotation.png) (http://www.xkcd.com/)

 :lol:
Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: Psidefect on August 24, 2007, 11:00:44 AM
(http://www.canadaka.net/modules/My_eGallery/gallery/funnypics/american/im-with-stupid.jpg) (http://www.canadaka.net/pic-4724.html)
Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: BizB on August 24, 2007, 02:30:12 PM
Now with rehosted goodnesssssssss....

(http://www.bizb.biz/images/fun/im-with-stupid.jpg)
Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: Psidefect on August 24, 2007, 02:32:00 PM
Stupid caching.

:harumph:


Thanks man.
Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: Dr. Leonard HmofCoy on August 27, 2007, 11:32:37 AM
(http://farm2.static.flickr.com/1305/1246171767_73926321e4_o_d.jpg)

via Dark Roasted Blend (http://darkroastedblend.com/)
Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: dogbone on August 27, 2007, 10:06:51 PM
Hey honey, while you're there...
Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: Stoater on August 27, 2007, 10:22:39 PM
Hey honey, while you're there...

That'll turn ugly with the first jarring pothole they hit, tho.

CRUNCH!
Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: NexR on August 27, 2007, 10:26:49 PM
*wince*
Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: hajen on August 27, 2007, 11:19:25 PM
"snopes isn't even trying anymore..."
http://www.defectiveyeti.com/archives/002224.html
Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: Sidious on August 28, 2007, 09:58:18 AM
I'm considering having these printed up and sent out to our clients.



(http://www.guildhaven.org/images/helpdesk.jpg)
Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: BizB on August 28, 2007, 10:34:16 AM
(http://www.bizb.biz/images/fun/helpdesk.jpg)
Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: feffer on August 28, 2007, 11:22:42 AM
I'm considering having these printed up and sent out to our clients.


Our IT department has that in their window.
Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: suitep on August 31, 2007, 09:07:54 PM
(http://img509.imageshack.us/img509/8194/karatekickkj9.jpg)
Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: mrcookieface on August 31, 2007, 09:25:42 PM
Sumpin's peekin'!
Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: hajen on September 01, 2007, 09:50:50 AM
Winnie the Pooh is a stoner (http://i4.photobucket.com/albums/y107/pizzaweasel317/random%20shots/pooh2.jpg)
Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: feffer on September 01, 2007, 12:15:08 PM
 :lol:

He IS always hungry.
Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: BizB on September 01, 2007, 03:51:19 PM
I thought of zoo today at The Simpsons Movie.

*click for full size*
(http://www.bizb.biz/cam_dump/200709011544521_t.jpg) (http://www.bizb.biz/cam_dump/200709011544521.jpg)
Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: random axe on September 02, 2007, 12:47:04 PM
http://comics.com/comics/chickweed/archive/chickweed-20070902.html


They had one that totally made me think of Zoo, too, but I guess it was more than a month ago.  I'll find a copy somewhere.
Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: Psidefect on September 03, 2007, 10:46:51 PM
(http://www.pizdaus.com/pics/ZYwfAuFnj2V6.jpg)
Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: Talix on September 04, 2007, 08:23:16 AM
Who couldn't have guessed that?
Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: TFJ on September 04, 2007, 11:36:50 AM
Who couldn't have guessed that?

yeah when he does, he scream "OOOOH ME!!!!!"
Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: flipper on September 04, 2007, 12:02:31 PM
:galm:
Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: random axe on September 04, 2007, 05:23:16 PM
Quote
Who couldn't have guessed that?

Anybody who read John, Ch 4, should have guessed it.  Jesus was pretty blunt about it when he was hitting on the Samaritan woman.  It's an unusual pickup line, though, the promise of immortality. 

[/sacrilicious]
Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: Psidefect on September 05, 2007, 08:10:49 AM
(http://www.reason.com/UserFiles/Image/mmoynihan/walmarttyskland.jpg)

If that doesn't work you should be able to see it here (http://www.reason.com/blog/show/122285.html) also.

Heh, I used to work on that wesbite as a contractor.
Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: Psidefect on September 05, 2007, 03:52:33 PM
(http://www.jesusoftheweek.com/art/j2k7-8.jpg)

I swear I'm not pickin' on Hayzeus on porpoise.
Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: hajen on September 05, 2007, 03:53:42 PM
oh... oh my.
Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: hajen on September 05, 2007, 03:57:17 PM
Well, now that I've recovered from that... image...

proud to be furry (http://www.taurinfox.com/menu/sales/proud%20button.jpg)
Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: eldiem on September 05, 2007, 05:27:29 PM
Question: do furries have to be gay, by definition?

Also, defect, I think I might've had that light switch in my room as a small child. Now if that doesn't explain something, I don't know what will.
Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: random axe on September 05, 2007, 06:35:58 PM
Straight furries came first, as a social movement.  Most of the hijinks uniform movements get co-opted by disenfranchised sexuality groups, for fairly obvious reasons.  If you have a reason to be in a closet, you have a reason to wear a costume.

The furries have really ruined a lot of the cool/funny 'dirty comics' from the 60s through the early 90s, though, when they were 'funny animals' or 'fuzzies' or 'anthropormorphics' and before they went in another direction.  I'm not slamming gays (in any sense) or the modern furry community -- social movements happen -- but still.  It's kind of like when the cool underground bar downtown turns into a gay bar.  It's not that there's anything necessarily wrong with that, but it's not at all the same.

And to think some people complain because they want to use the word 'gay' to mean happy . . . .
Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: Stoater on September 05, 2007, 07:28:54 PM
Furries.... deserve all the hell they get. And more.

Babyfurs should be burned at the stake.
Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: random axe on September 06, 2007, 11:30:01 AM
It's kinda strange and creepy, I agree, personally, but 99% of furries are, by their very nature, shy, private creatures who prefer to stay the hell out of your way.

There's something to be said for that.

The furries are just too damned Page Three to have stayed quieter.  But I think the media will get bored with them and latch onto something else at least equally outre before too long.  Then you'll have to sit through a CSI episode about people who bite on bridles while they sodomize horse photos with runcible spoons, or something.
Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: feffer on September 06, 2007, 03:05:45 PM
(http://www.2kgames.com/cultofrapture/features/coverfinalists/10.jpg)

Dude.  It even has the wedding ring!
(stolen from wtf_inc on LJ)
Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: Stoater on September 06, 2007, 03:25:34 PM
 :thumbsup: :thumbsup: :thumbsup: :thumbsup:
Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: suitep on September 06, 2007, 03:42:44 PM
(http://www.jesusoftheweek.com/art/j2k7-8.jpg)

I swear I'm not pickin' on Hayzeus on porpoise.

Where in the world did you find that? WANT!
Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: NexR on September 06, 2007, 05:22:27 PM
(http://www.jesusoftheweek.com/art/j2k7-8.jpg)

I swear I'm not pickin' on Hayzeus on porpoise.

Where in the world did you find that? WANT!

I've seen that or something very similar. I think my uncle's house has some.
Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: eldiem on September 06, 2007, 08:28:06 PM
No really, it *is* SFW, I promise. http://www.technews.cc/offtopic/clever_tampon_ad/
Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: feffer on September 06, 2007, 08:49:03 PM
Oh, dear.
Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: stormneedle on September 06, 2007, 09:03:24 PM
I giggled. What does that make me?

In EMT class we were taught to use pads in cases where there was bleeding - they held a fairly specific amount of blood and it was easier to estimate the loss.
Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: random axe on September 06, 2007, 09:04:58 PM
Gotta love a tampon that promises more water retention.  Just what every gal wants.
Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: eldiem on September 06, 2007, 09:18:05 PM
not to mention the chlorine retention...
Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: hajen on September 06, 2007, 11:00:30 PM
I groaned then I laughed a little, but really, you wear a tampon in the pool so you can go swimming, so the idea of the swimming pool water going up your cooch is kind of a bad pitch ...
Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: Stoater on September 07, 2007, 08:51:09 AM
Oh god. Bleaugh.

Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: NexR on September 10, 2007, 01:14:36 PM
(http://forbiddenplanet.co.uk/blog/wp-content/uploads/2006/06/starwars%20tattoo.jpg)
Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: feffer on September 10, 2007, 01:33:28 PM
Good lord.
Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: BizB on September 10, 2007, 01:38:13 PM
I wonder he's compensating for a small, dim light saber.
Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: Psidefect on September 10, 2007, 09:31:21 PM
(http://www.pantherhouse.com/newshelton/wp-content/uploads/2007/05/viagra.jpg)
Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: hajen on September 11, 2007, 10:56:20 PM
an open letter to Subway (http://lefthandedtoons.com/77/)

and followup: http://www.lefthandedtoons.com/blog/2007/09/10/subway-a-method-to-their-cheesy-madness/
Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: eldiem on September 11, 2007, 11:06:00 PM
It all makes sense now.

Christ.
Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: Stoater on September 12, 2007, 02:20:34 AM
an open letter to Subway (http://lefthandedtoons.com/77/)

and followup: http://www.lefthandedtoons.com/blog/2007/09/10/subway-a-method-to-their-cheesy-madness/


"C-C-C-COMBO BREAKER!"


AH HAHAHAHAHAAAAAA! Looks like the /b/tards found 'em.
Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: Sidious on September 12, 2007, 08:04:01 AM
The Subway I go to does arrange the cheese in alternating directions.

I order extra cheese anyway.
Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: BizB on September 12, 2007, 08:36:20 AM
I lol at this...

Quote

In Soviet Russia, Cheese Overlaps You!

In North Korea, Overlapped Cheese in Only For Old People.

Now Rolland Fuckpaille just needs to copy paste the article onto his spamlog and write lol at the end of it, and have that written into an xckd comic, posted to reddit, and the reddit dugg, and then slashdot to pick up on it 4 months later with successive duplicate articles. At which point a Sub Sandwich LolCat is produced, along with a motivational poster about how to arrange cheese to piss people off on the internets, then mention apple in some context. Microsoft will then buy a smaller sub franchise, and replace their aging unix based POS terminals with microsoft POS, which will fail, so Microsoft will heavily subsized the industry, buying up exclusivity contracts with condiment suppliers, while funding a small coffee upstart to sue starbucks for violating their cup property rights.

Microsoft will then charge people to look at the crap post modern ironic artwork on the walls of their shitty sub shops, with their exclusive condiments and fillings, and as you walk out of the door someone wearing a DRM tshirt hits you on the head so you loose all recent memory of what you saw, and your stomach is pumped so you can repurchase your food.

SO that is why you shouldn’t buy Xbox’s, because you are funding global terrorism, Ron Paul FTW!

best comment EVAR.
Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: Dr. Leonard HmofCoy on September 12, 2007, 08:37:58 AM
Brilliant. How to condense all of F*rk into one page.
Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: NexR on September 12, 2007, 09:44:41 AM
The Subway I go to does arrange the cheese in alternating directions.

We always alternated the cheese when I worked there. No self-respecting sandwich artist would do it any other way.
Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: feffer on September 12, 2007, 10:25:03 AM
Remember when they used to cut a wedge out of the top of the bread instead of cutting it in half sideways?  It kept the fixins in there better.  Why don't they do that anymore?
Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: Sidious on September 12, 2007, 10:30:13 AM
Remember when they used to cut a wedge out of the top of the bread instead of cutting it in half sideways?  It kept the fixins in there better.  Why don't they do that anymore?

I've never liked that cut though.  I prefer the lengthwise slice that Subway does now.
Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: Encino Man on September 12, 2007, 11:16:02 AM
Fuck Subway. Their one vegetarian option is the rabbit salad sub. You go to Quizno's and there are 4 or 5 veggie options - all delicious.
Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: BizB on September 12, 2007, 11:26:56 AM
You can still request the classic-cut of the bread, feff.
Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: feffer on September 12, 2007, 12:11:06 PM
I think they also have veggie patties, watson.  At least, they do here.
Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: DM on September 12, 2007, 12:14:17 PM
...

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Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: random axe on September 12, 2007, 12:42:30 PM
The Quizno'ses around here all only have one veggie sub, although it's pretty good (but not low-fat, god knows, if you let them make it the way the menu says).  Subway used to be great, but it's been at least six or seven years since I went to one worth visiting for a second sandwich.  State to state, store to store, I always get vegetables way past their prime and often dry, slightly funky animal products.  Plus, they reduced the amounts of meat and cheese you get years ago when they decided to be the diet kings, and it's just not as good a value anymore.  Plus, I feel insulted that they would reduce the amount of pricier ingredients but charge me the same.  Go choke on hair dog balls, physician investors!

I miss D'Angelo's, from NE.  Best fast-service hot and cold sandwich chain ever, in my experience.  Not unbelievably awesome or fancy, or anything, but fast, consistent, addictive, and pretty cheap, with a good variety.  They're the Dunkin' Donuts of sandwich shops.
Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: hajen on September 12, 2007, 12:48:53 PM
I requested the classic cut for a year or so after they stopped doing it, until all the employees that used to know how to do it had left and the new kids didn't know WTF you were talking about. I always get a veggie sub and the classic cut keeps all the stuff in much better than the slice-in-half. They probably switched over to make the assembly line go faster. =P

It's true the only veg options are the salad sub and the veggie patty sub (which not all of them carry, and even if they do half the time it's not on the menu), but Quiznos is too pricy for me. Subway is good enough, even if they do the skimpy on the olives and pickles and tomatoes (grrrr).
Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: BizB on September 12, 2007, 08:23:10 PM
(http://halbot.haluze.sk/images/2007-09/3603_image004.jpg)
Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: NexR on September 12, 2007, 08:34:15 PM
I would have been able to answer it, too, if it weren't for those pesky elephants!
Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: Encino Man on September 12, 2007, 09:14:01 PM
(http://halbot.haluze.sk/images/2007-09/3603_image004.jpg)

This was circulated about a year ago on facebook and several other places and was rumoured to have originated at my alma mater - UofT. I asked a bud in the math dept. and he had heard that it was a Torontonian too....
Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: random axe on September 13, 2007, 11:48:52 AM
Does the object continue to move after it comes to rest?

FAIL.
Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: hajen on September 13, 2007, 02:02:37 PM
holy wtf? 9/11 tribute... with Scooby Doo (http://www.defectiveyeti.com/archives/002246.html)
Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: ivan on September 13, 2007, 02:20:14 PM
Does the object continue to move after it comes to rest?

FAIL.

What are you disputing -- that the object can be said to be "at rest" at the point of equilibrium, or the use of the phrase "continue to move" instead of "rusume motion"?
Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: random axe on September 13, 2007, 02:35:20 PM
Quote
What are you disputing -- that the object can be said to be "at rest" at the point of equilibrium, or the use of the phrase "continue to move" instead of "rusume motion"?

Both!  That is what being cranky means.  Frankly, in an elastic motion like this the object is never truly at rest; the point of equilibrium is essentially an intellectual construct, convenient but illusory.  Even if you don't like that, "continue to move" is not the same as "resume moving", or else traffic lights would preside over much more exciting intersections.

So Sayeth The Me!


Plus, he completely failed to account for elephants.  A common, fatal error.
Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: random axe on September 13, 2007, 02:37:47 PM
However, in partial apology for crankin' up the thread:

http://worsethanfailure.com/Articles/For-Your-Security.aspx


The last one.  My brother said "Cones change the machine" is the new "All your base", but I'm partial to "fast ether lord f*cking net ascending".

But now I understand that Caturday posters are simply translated from Chinese by techies.  It all makes sense!
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Post by: Dr. Leonard HmofCoy on September 13, 2007, 02:40:29 PM
5-95% have no coagulation?

I had no idea hemophilia was so prevalent in Asia
Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: whidB on September 13, 2007, 03:02:16 PM

 My brother said "Cones change the machine" is the new "All your base", but I'm partial to "fast ether lord f*cking net ascending".

I'd say it's the new fnord.

And Quiznos is fine, but they're getting a Starbucks syndrome by popping up on way too many street corners.

This, in a city devoid of the goodness that is Schlotzsky's...I'd do an even trade.
Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: random axe on September 13, 2007, 05:43:47 PM
They had Schlotzsky's in Nebraska.  I only ate there twice, but it was gut-punchingly awful both times.  People (almost) always said, "What, at Schlotzsky's!?!?  Not at Schlotzsky's!"  But, yeah, maybe it's just my luck.

Nothing was as bad as Blimpie's, though.  Aside from having a truly stupid name if you're going to advertise as being low-fat, I never had a halfway decent Blimpie's sandwich in my life.  My brother and I used to walk right past a Blimpie's about twice a week, and maybe four or five times we gave in to convenience and got subs there.  It was like they stored everything at room temperature, or something -- it was all soggy, faintly slimy, and godawful.  The ads were also bizarre -- the founder insisting that he'd invented the ham-and-cheese sandwich, etc.  Not as if it were a joke, but as if he'd just thought of it and no one else sold such a thing.  Odd.

In Norwich, CT, there's a bakery called Vocatura's that does hands-down the best grinders I've ever had.  There's a pizza place in Framingham, MA, across Rte 9 from the community college, that also does good ones, but not quite as good.  I haven't had a proper grinder in any part of the country outside of New England, which is a damned shame, but, weirdly, there's a small buried-in-a-strip-mall two-location chain here that does a strange but good attempt at it.

Now I want a damned sandwich!

I bet if I put a Jimmy John's sub in an oven, it could be turned into a passable grinder.  Those are good subs.  Nothing fancy, but good, and they somehow make them about five times faster than Subway can.  It's truly astonishing.  I want to go behind the counter to see how their setup is laid out.
Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: Sidious on September 13, 2007, 06:12:45 PM
I saw someone posted an avatar-sized version of this in a different thread a while back.  I felt the need to find a larger version (http://www.guildhaven.org/images/jesus_brb_lol.jpg)

That is one of the funniest things I've ever seen.  Every single time I see it it absolutely kills me, and I can't put my finger on why it's so goddamned funny.
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Post by: ivan on September 13, 2007, 06:35:30 PM
Love it.

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Post by: Sidious on September 13, 2007, 06:52:49 PM
I want it on a t-shirt.
Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: NexR on September 13, 2007, 07:01:11 PM
I've seen that around, too. It's awesome.
Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: BizB on September 13, 2007, 07:03:25 PM
http://halbot.haluze.sk/images/2007-09/3605_00003984.jpg
Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: Stoater on September 13, 2007, 08:40:47 PM
An halbot.

*chortles at own joke*
Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: hajen on September 13, 2007, 10:52:06 PM
I totally LOL'd.
Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: Sidious on September 16, 2007, 06:49:42 PM
Along similar lines as "lolchrist": click (http://pics.livejournal.com/somniesperus/pic/0003kr9z)

 :lol:
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Post by: mo on September 16, 2007, 06:57:34 PM
 :lol:

Took me a minute  :eyeroll:
Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: NexR on September 16, 2007, 07:10:46 PM
:lol: Classic! I've got to remember that next time I'm in an art museum.
Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: ivan on September 17, 2007, 12:58:46 PM
I don't know if these are common currency and I'm just lame, but just in case you haven't seen these...

(http://ivandavidoff.com/misc/vista.jpg)

---

(http://ivandavidoff.com/misc/bird.gif)
Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: stormneedle on September 17, 2007, 01:32:38 PM
They're new to me. That is one ballsy bird!
Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: ivan on September 17, 2007, 01:35:35 PM
I love how it walks in all nonchallant, then takes off like a shot after it grabs the goods.
Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: Talix on September 17, 2007, 01:43:57 PM
How did the videographer know there'd be a payoff?  Just filming birds for no reason?

The seagulls in Assateague are darn ballsy - they'll take food out of your hand.  I mean, food that you aren't holding out to them.  Food that you are about to take a bite of.
Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: Sidious on September 17, 2007, 03:14:34 PM
Because that bird did that every single day.  I saw a thing on CNN about it.

(http://ivandavidoff.com/misc/vista.jpg)

*sends to coworkers*
Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: mo on September 17, 2007, 04:52:10 PM
That Mac *nix Vista thing is a screenshot of part of a page. There's like 10 of them on the page, but those are the best. Vista is of course the punchline.
Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: stormneedle on September 17, 2007, 04:58:28 PM
Do they have VMS in there???
Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: mo on September 17, 2007, 05:56:27 PM
I dunno. Maybe. They had the Linux guy in the tron suit.

I've been searching for that page for a while. I think it got dugg. Is that the term for the slashdot effect for digg?

It's amazing how many anti-Vista pages there are out there. MS has got a real mess on their hands. I thought by now they would have re-grouped.
Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: Stoater on September 17, 2007, 09:38:08 PM
Hard Gay is way too cool to ever be Vista.

 :harumph:
Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: GB on September 19, 2007, 08:32:38 AM
Hard Gay is way too cool to ever be Vista.

 :harumph:

That line is signature worthy!
Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: Stoater on September 19, 2007, 01:27:03 PM
 :D

*rude dance*
Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: Sidious on September 24, 2007, 05:50:22 PM
Reaver, you should totally get a vanity plate like this (http://www.guildhaven.org/images/pirate_license_plate.jpg).   :detta:
Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: NexR on September 24, 2007, 08:51:02 PM
Haha! You've got me seriously considering it. Yarrrr!
Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: Encino Man on September 25, 2007, 09:34:05 AM
I dunno. Maybe. They had the Linux guy in the tron suit.

I've been searching for that page for a while. I think it got dugg. Is that the term for the slashdot effect for digg?

It's amazing how many anti-Vista pages there are out there. MS has got a real mess on their hands. I thought by now they would have re-grouped.

GIS for 'i'm a mac': http://images.google.ca/images?q=i%27m+a+mac+&ndsp=20&svnum=10&um=1&hl=en&safe=off&start=0&sa=N

All of the Linux/Unix etc. variations are on the first several pages of the results.
Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: Encino Man on September 25, 2007, 09:34:45 AM
All of them are here:

http://www.linuxgeneration.org/pics/hiiammac.jpg

A couple are NSFW.
Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: mo on September 25, 2007, 05:06:36 PM
Ah. Nice work. That was the one I saw. I was trying to find it through regular Google and StumbleUpon, which is where I originally saw it.
Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: ivan on September 25, 2007, 05:27:33 PM
"Armstrad" is simply disturbing.
Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: dogbone on September 25, 2007, 09:33:11 PM
I suddenly want to own stock in Sun.

And hump it.
Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: eldiem on September 25, 2007, 10:47:16 PM
How did the videographer know there'd be a payoff?  Just filming birds for no reason?

The seagulls in Assateague are darn ballsy - they'll take food out of your hand.  I mean, food that you aren't holding out to them.  Food that you are about to take a bite of.

Has this been followed up on?

The seagull apparently does this on a regular basis. He (or she) always times the heist perfectly and always goes for a bag of cheese-flavored Doritos.

Here, it's on teh snopes. (http://www.snopes.com/photos/animals/seagull.asp)
Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: random axe on September 26, 2007, 09:35:45 AM
Quote
I suddenly want to own stock in Sun.

It did make me suddenly think of having a Sparkplug installed.
Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: Encino Man on September 27, 2007, 10:09:21 AM
Goatse birthday cake. NSFW.

Click at your own risk.

http://www.break.com/pictures/lost-my-appetite372875.html
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Post by: Psidefect on September 27, 2007, 10:22:58 AM
 :rollin:

The fork placement is a little unnerving though.
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Post by: flipper on September 27, 2007, 01:45:10 PM
:detta:  That's excellent!
Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: hajen on September 27, 2007, 03:58:44 PM
hahaha!
Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: random axe on September 27, 2007, 04:14:33 PM
These are kind of head-scratching to me.  But I don't really want to know.  Well, maybe I do.  Or not.  But I'd probably look just the same.

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Post by: random axe on September 27, 2007, 04:19:26 PM
Yeah, Captain America.  Get wankin', apparently.  And I don't want to know what Dr Doom and, whosit, Black Falcon are talking about.

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Post by: random axe on September 27, 2007, 04:39:08 PM
Last one . . . but words to live by.

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Post by: Sidious on September 27, 2007, 05:08:53 PM
So do I.  A sharp one.
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Post by: stormneedle on September 27, 2007, 05:25:05 PM
Sharp enough to perform the task at hand, dull enough to prolong the moment as needed.
Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: Sidious on September 27, 2007, 05:26:55 PM
Sharp enough to perform the task at hand, dull enough to prolong the moment as needed.

Wait.... are we both talking about the same thing here?
Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: eldiem on September 27, 2007, 06:49:11 PM
Goatse birthday cake. NSFW.

Click at your own risk.

http://www.break.com/pictures/lost-my-appetite372875.html

I am so making that for our next get-together.
Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: hajen on September 28, 2007, 04:50:43 PM
http://www.rlyeh.se/lolgg.jpg
Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: hajen on October 03, 2007, 08:43:57 PM
(http://pics.livejournal.com/deblon/pic/0000tr96)
Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: hajen on October 04, 2007, 12:27:10 AM
http://gizmodo.com/gadgets/nanoscale/nanometer+wide-picotoilet-plus-a-gallery-of-micrographs-306560.php
Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: Talix on October 04, 2007, 09:29:14 AM
How the hell do you make things at that scale?
Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: Dr. Leonard HmofCoy on October 04, 2007, 09:35:17 AM
You push around individual atoms using an atomic force microscope. It's friggin' amazing how they do that. Basically you have an atom on the end of a stick that you can move around.
Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: Talix on October 04, 2007, 09:42:08 AM
 :googily:

My mind is officially boggled.

I imagine those sort of atom-moving sticks are expensive, too.  Good to know they're being used for important stuff!  :thumbsup:
Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: BizB on October 04, 2007, 10:05:52 AM
They've been using it for really important stuff since the very beginning.  Here's one of the first publicized images...
http://biotech.icmb.utexas.edu/pages/pics/ibm.jpg
Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: Talix on October 04, 2007, 10:23:22 AM
Science is fun!
Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: random axe on October 04, 2007, 11:42:03 AM
Some places already have automated systems for putting stuff together -- you plot it out CAD/CAM style, and then you wait.  It's not even at the dot-matrix-printer stage yet, but give it time and they'll be doing statistically-limited auto-assemblage and so on.  For general consumer goods, though -- even miraculous stuff -- you don't need construction techniques anywhere near that small.
Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: Psidefect on October 06, 2007, 03:38:29 PM
(http://farm2.static.flickr.com/1396/1492074876_bd245bcfc9_o.jpg)
Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: Psidefect on October 07, 2007, 12:46:53 PM
(http://www.ingredientx.com/watch/tales/mydarling.jpg)
Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: NexR on October 07, 2007, 01:00:41 PM
I love Tales of Mere Existence.
Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: Psidefect on October 07, 2007, 01:07:39 PM
(http://farm2.static.flickr.com/1147/1444192514_ef497dd1a1.jpg)
Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: random axe on October 07, 2007, 01:41:01 PM
I think Tom Weller said the hand one first, although I think he had Mel Torme instead of Sinatra.  Also,

I am who am.  -- God
I think, therefore I am.  -- Voltaire
I yam what I yam.  -- Popeye


From, um, Cvltvre Made Stupid, which was funny but not as funny as Science Made Stupid.  He also did the often-funny Book of Stupid Questions.
Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: Talix on October 07, 2007, 01:45:21 PM

I think, therefore I am.  -- Voltaire

Um, wasn't that Descartes?

(Lamest 1,000th post ev4r.)
Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: random axe on October 07, 2007, 01:47:21 PM
Uh, well, I don't remember the Weller book all that well.  Also, the male Frenchies (even the ones in Belgium) all tend to blur together.
Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: mrcookieface on October 07, 2007, 02:02:14 PM
Quote
He also did the often-funny Book of Stupid Questions.

Ha.  I have that book.  It contains gems like "If you had to eat a crayon from a box of 64, what color would it be?"

Or, "If god appeared to you in a dream and told you to take accordian lessons would you do it?"

Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: Stoater on October 07, 2007, 03:21:27 PM
Yeah, that was Descartes.

Voltaire was "I think, therefore you're all absurd."
Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: random axe on October 07, 2007, 03:36:18 PM
Right, right . . . and Descartes was, "I think no one's looking, so I'm totally gonna boff this princess."
Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: mrcookieface on October 07, 2007, 03:44:47 PM
The church won't find me here!
Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: Dr. Leonard HmofCoy on October 07, 2007, 04:37:38 PM
David Hume could outconsume Schöpenhauer and Hegel
Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: Psidefect on October 07, 2007, 04:42:17 PM
And Wittgenstein was a beery swine who was just as schloshed as Schlegel.
Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: mo on October 07, 2007, 06:09:46 PM
I love Tales of Mere Existence.

I just watched the 13 videos he has on youtube. Great stuff.
Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: BizB on October 08, 2007, 12:48:35 PM
Sixth line.  Ninth word.

Nice jorb dubmass.
(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v465/Heamer/thread%20pics/corinthians_tramp_stamp.jpg)


And, what's with the random capitalization?
Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: Sidious on October 08, 2007, 01:15:52 PM
Maybe that apostrophe is just a mole?
Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: stormneedle on October 08, 2007, 01:18:54 PM
Maybe. Maybe. But  :shock: :lol:
Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: Dr. Leonard HmofCoy on October 08, 2007, 02:34:37 PM
It's in the right spot, for a long speech by St. Paul.

Well, maybe it should have been a bit lower.

Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: Encino Man on October 08, 2007, 02:53:09 PM
Sixth line.  Ninth word.

Nice jorb dubmass.
(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v465/Heamer/thread%20pics/corinthians_tramp_stamp.jpg)


And, what's with the random capitalization?

This is my favourite passage in the Bible - but it's not my favourite translation.
Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: random axe on October 08, 2007, 04:53:59 PM
It's one of the better bits, and that's an interesting medium.  That's an abridged version of the King James, I believe, and many renditions of the KJV have idiosyncratic capitalization, which may or may not explain the capitals here.  I don't have a KJV that isn't packed away, right now, or, alas, one printed across many beautiful asses.  (Poor planning on my part, there.  In the future, I'll have a text-projector and only read Bible verses that are projected onto nude women.  I can't believe I didn't think of this before.)

The online KJVs I'm finding omit the capitalization quirks.  Okey-dokey.  Incidentally, that's the same passage that's often quoted out of context -- the 'when I became a man, I put away childish things'.

More interesting (if you ask me), Paul probably never said any such thing.  It was probably a bit written by, er [looks online], Sosthenes, the local Greek head of the Corinthian synagogue.  The whole bit is not really Paul's style and not terribly Paulist . . . because it's lifted almost word for word from Apollonian mystery-cult writings.  (The big Temple of Apollo was at Corinth, so that's not so surprising.)

So if you ever wondered why Paul was telling the local clergy that he was telepathically upgrading their mystical powers, and saying that faith is not the key (pretty odd for Paul, you gotta admit), and why he's talking apotheosis without mentioning the Kingdom, that's why.  The local concept that's being translated as "love" or "charity" is a very groovy all-is-one sort of thing that has a very Eastern flavor.  On the way to Corinth, Paul meets a mystery priestess who's possessed by an Apollonian spirit, but I forget most of that story -- I think the Bible changes her to a slave.

A lot of the background gets lost by now, of course.  When Paul talks about having the power of prophecy but just being a 'clanging cymbal', or whatever he exactly said, he's directly attacking the Dionysians or Cybelists (I forget which), who banged gongs and played ecstatic music to whip themselves into magical trances.  And when he complains about drunks, he's actually attacking the Dionysians, too.  Everywhere he went, there were already other religions and miracle workers that he had to co-opt and/or compete with.  That scene in Life of Brian with all the crazed prophets ain't the half of it.
Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: mo on October 08, 2007, 07:09:49 PM
The urge to do a NSFW photoshop of that is almost overwhelming. You really don't want me to go there.
Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: Sidious on October 08, 2007, 07:13:09 PM
The urge to do a NSFW photoshop of that is almost overwhelming. You really don't want me to go there.

Right there with you.  I've already caught myself GISing for source images twice since I got home tonight.
Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: random axe on October 08, 2007, 07:25:55 PM
Wait . . . you're saying . . . I don't want a pshop of a lot of pretty female rear ends, or are you making a donkey joke?  I'm lost and cronfused.


ObTopic:  Archeology show on now.  "Ancient Americans might have even been as intelligent as we are."  Yeah, they may have been more intelligent, too, you jackasses.  As far as we know, these people were neurologically identical to us.  The presumption that they were probably dumber because, what, they didn't have El Caminos and cell phones is awfully 1950, at best.  You're not representing modern humans very well by example.

They found flat rocks that have scratched diagrams showing how to weave different kinds of cloth.  "These people may have been trying to communicate."  Gee, ya think?  We know they lived in groups and had a consistent, inherited, sophisticated culture.  Maybe they could communicate with each other.  Or, hey, maybe it was just a coincidence that they all knew how to do the same crafts.

Still, at least they're talking about really early Americans (15k years ago and older) and specifically dissed the Bering Land Bridge theory as a first-humans route.  On the other hand, they still insist on thinking that humans could not have crossed areas covered by ice sheets.  Yes, because no doubt humans lived way the frick up north in Siberia, right at the edge of the ice sheet, and they hustled into any area that thawed out, but naturally they had no way of crossing any territory that had a lot of snow or ice.  God knows, there aren't any known examples of humans who can cross frozen areas without snowmobiles.

The reason I'm so sarcastic is because the world has earned it.
Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: Sidious on October 08, 2007, 07:30:53 PM
For the record, I was talking about Photoshoppening the tattooed ch1xx0rz' rear end.
Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: random axe on October 08, 2007, 07:31:38 PM
Oh.  Wait.

That was ObTopic for a different thread.

:uncertain:
Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: Dr. Leonard HmofCoy on October 08, 2007, 07:39:49 PM
Welcome to BC. We don't gotta show you no steenking topic!
Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: mo on October 08, 2007, 07:46:19 PM
For the record, I was talking about Photoshoppening the tattooed ch1xx0rz' rear end.

Yeah, me too. That's prime material right there. I'd probably spend way too much time on altering the text though.

And nice rant, Axe, wherever it belonged. That "Ancient whoever might have even been as intelligent as we are" crap always pisses me off. I firmly believe people have been getting less intelligent since the arrival of the obelisk.  :P
Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: random axe on October 08, 2007, 07:53:04 PM
It would be funny to have an SF story where someone goes back in time to study early humans, and the early humans turn out to be, say, way smarter but so mellow they just come across as lazy.  There's lots of evidence that most paleo cultures hardly had to spend any time getting food.  Maybe they just spent all day having sex, singing doo-wop, making sand paintings, and playing frisbee golf.  The archeological evidence would be no different from what we see.  Maybe they spent their time with dirty limerick contests.

One thing that has repeatedly struck me like a five-iron while learning about 'primitive' people is how effing smart they were at crap that's not easy to think up.  If you've ever seen a hammock needle (for weaving hammocks much faster and easier) or a Polynesian self-filling tidal fish farm, you know what I mean.  Most 'primitive' people have a far shorter work week than us intelligent modern humans do.
Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: Talix on October 09, 2007, 08:57:19 AM
Dolphins considered themselves the smarter species for exactly the same reasons.
Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: BizB on October 09, 2007, 09:02:18 AM
And they have sufficient manners to thank us for the fish before leaving.
Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: random axe on October 09, 2007, 09:51:16 AM
Just being smart enough to leave is impressive.

:hmm:

OK, how about an SF story where astronauts get to Mars and find it full of dolphins in spacesuits?
Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: flipper on October 10, 2007, 11:54:34 AM
Dolphins considered themselves the smarter species for exactly the same reasons.

We don't need no steeeeenking reasons.
Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: Talix on October 24, 2007, 04:07:47 PM
I'm putting this here for safekeeping - I'm sure to need it some day.

(http://icanhascheezburger.wordpress.com/files/2007/10/128347855057812500.jpg)
Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: mo on October 24, 2007, 04:51:52 PM
I lol'd at the hind feet.
Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: hajen on October 27, 2007, 08:32:22 PM
(http://i184.photobucket.com/albums/x89/hajhajen/sologuitartee.jpg)
Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: Psidefect on October 28, 2007, 09:36:24 PM
(http://www.fantasypumpkins.com/2006-pumpkins/deathstar1.jpg)
Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: mrcookieface on October 28, 2007, 10:36:43 PM
 :trance:
Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: Stoater on October 28, 2007, 11:37:53 PM
Fuck all that... we got a

DEFECT SIGHTING! DEFECT SIGHTING!

*sets off the klaxons*

Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: feffer on October 28, 2007, 11:39:51 PM
That's no pumpkin...
Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: Ljdjr on October 29, 2007, 03:28:23 AM
That's no pumpkin...

...that's freaking awesome!
Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: Dr. Leonard HmofCoy on October 29, 2007, 08:58:55 AM
I think you're right, old man.

Chewie, lock in auxiliary power!
Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: the other andrea on October 29, 2007, 04:31:34 PM
Wait a minute, that's a pumpkin?

I thought it was some kind of new light fixture, like a modified paper lantern. I was about to go look it up on eBay and buy one for Steve.

I guess I'm a bit overdue for new glasses.  :eyeroll:
Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: feffer on November 10, 2007, 01:11:03 AM
These are awesome (http://www.jamphat.com/rap/), especially this one:

(http://www.jamphat.com/rap/index_files/image141.jpg)
Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: Encino Man on November 10, 2007, 03:25:17 PM
These are awesome (http://www.jamphat.com/rap/), especially this one:

(http://www.jamphat.com/rap/index_files/image141.jpg)

I am laughing and laughing at these. And sadly I know where most of them come from.
Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: Dr. Leonard HmofCoy on November 10, 2007, 04:55:32 PM
Good God Y'awl!

That's ... I can think of no better word than "awesome."
Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: stormneedle on November 10, 2007, 06:39:02 PM
That is quite well done.
Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: hajen on November 11, 2007, 11:03:02 PM
I am loving ffffound, here are some funnies:

the power of books (http://ffffound.com/image/8c5d64826f3aa72ccfe23f83a0665770b5e2f947)

evil Easter Bunny! (http://ffffound.com/image/24e2ee7fbfd87abbad77ed3e579f4cf9ff1e2003)

silhouette masterpiece theatre (http://ffffound.com/image/6abf625e4f3ed09e885777272035702122ffc5e8)
Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: Stoater on November 11, 2007, 11:12:38 PM
aw ffffuck, another bot to block.

Interesting. It's grabbing stuff from all of the popular image hosts. I use a site that grabs the most recent images posted on LJ. Even the ones in protected entries.
Sometimes that results in a Win/LoseOHMYGODMYEYES!!!! situation.
Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: feffer on November 13, 2007, 11:43:55 AM
LOLgrims (http://www.lolgrims.com/archives/archive_2007-m11.php)
Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: Dr. Leonard HmofCoy on November 13, 2007, 12:50:04 PM
Nice. :detta:

This is like AYBABTU, I'm still finding it funny ... it's not wearing off
Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: feffer on November 13, 2007, 01:53:09 PM
Did you check out the LOLbots link at the top, hmof?  There's an awful lot of Deckard in there.
Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: GB on November 13, 2007, 09:23:01 PM
"Surprise Smallpocks!" is making me  :rollin: :rollin: :rollin:

These were awesome.
Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: Dr. Leonard HmofCoy on November 13, 2007, 10:51:21 PM
Did you check out the LOLbots link at the top, hmof?  There's an awful lot of Deckard in there.

Oh my yes.
Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: NexR on November 14, 2007, 03:00:04 PM
(http://www.lolgrims.com/images/muchrelijun.jpg)

:rollin:
Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: NexR on November 16, 2007, 11:08:03 PM
(http://static.flickr.com/33/58289499_c1a1a1c5db_o.jpg)

clickity (http://fresh99.com/funny-pumpkins.htm)
Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: Stoater on November 17, 2007, 01:49:49 AM
 :rollin: :rollin:
Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: mo on November 17, 2007, 06:40:43 AM
I almost didn't click on the link, because I had seen the one you posted, but I haven't seen most of the ones on that page.  :thumbsup:
Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: mo on November 19, 2007, 07:30:22 PM
Is there a lolgenerator out there for this stuff (http://ulc.net/forum/uploads/monthly_07_2007/post-3919-1184860842.jpg)?
Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: feffer on November 20, 2007, 12:59:35 AM
Lolcatbible (http://www.lolcatbible.com/index.php?title=Main_Page)
Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: Sidious on November 20, 2007, 01:24:07 AM
Their translation of the book of Revelation is a thing to behold.
Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: feffer on November 20, 2007, 01:57:36 AM
Yep.  Leviticus 18 (http://www.lolcatbible.com/index.php?title=Leviticus_18) is good, too.  Ceiling Cat is watching you masturbate.
Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: feffer on November 20, 2007, 03:55:33 AM
Science tattoos (http://m3.alexweidmann.com/piles/?s=sciencetattoo)

Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: mo on November 20, 2007, 06:27:18 AM
Lolcatbible (http://www.lolcatbible.com/index.php?title=Main_Page)

 :shock: :lol:

I predict it will actually be printed. Our world will be destroyed. The LOLcat bible will be the only thing that survives the ages. Extraterrestrials will find it and say, "LOL, WTF?"
Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: BizB on November 20, 2007, 07:46:16 AM
Science tattoos (http://m3.alexweidmann.com/piles/?s=sciencetattoo)


This guy is one of the pioneers of kiteboarding.

(http://www.anabatic.co.nz/Pics06/best-IMG_2847.jpg)
The words you see on his left arm are Newton's 3rd law.
Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: Dr. Leonard HmofCoy on November 20, 2007, 08:53:25 AM
Science tattoos (http://m3.alexweidmann.com/piles/?s=sciencetattoo)

Shoot, and I thought my Maxwell's Equations idea was original.
Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: Talix on November 20, 2007, 10:17:27 AM
Quote
...an Ceiling Cat promises to wipe gunk from all ur eyes.

Finally!  Bo is alwayz wif de gunky eyez!
Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: NexR on November 20, 2007, 07:17:15 PM
Exodus is great.

13:3 N Moses sez to his peepz, "Blog dis day dat u GTFO uf Egypt, dat nasty sandbox nobuddy ever scoopened;"
Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: mo on November 21, 2007, 08:17:37 PM
For Axe.

(http://i135.photobucket.com/albums/q124/mo_d_/corn.jpg)
Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: random axe on November 22, 2007, 12:05:43 AM
Holy pluperfect crap.
Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: hajen on December 01, 2007, 11:56:23 PM
goatse rock (http://www.flickr.com/photos/darkseid/481767461/)
Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: Sidious on December 03, 2007, 12:43:06 AM
 :shock:
Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: hajen on December 03, 2007, 07:57:00 PM
http://www.joeydevilla.com/2007/12/03/whats-wrong-with-this-picture/
Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: hajen on December 03, 2007, 09:22:20 PM
http://feedmechocolate.com/stuff/psychology.jpg
Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: flipper on December 03, 2007, 09:26:01 PM
Then why did I get The Facts Of Life Theme?
Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: Sidious on December 03, 2007, 09:26:56 PM
Because you take the good, you take the bad.
Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: random axe on December 03, 2007, 09:56:06 PM
The Final Countdown is always playing in my head, along with at least fifteen hundred other tracks.  What's their point?  It's big in there.

Frankly, it's the endless loop of Vivaldi's Four Seasons that really gets on my nerves.
Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: Encino Man on December 04, 2007, 10:21:55 AM
The Final Countdown is always playing in my head, along with at least fifteen hundred other tracks.  What's their point?  It's big in there.

Frankly, it's the endless loop of Vivaldi's Four Seasons that really gets on my nerves.

I got Final Countdown too - and it is often in my head. It's on the NHL soundtrack and they play it all the time at games.
Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: random axe on December 04, 2007, 02:43:27 PM
:lol:

I still have the NBA on NBC brass theme stuck in my head, and NBC dropped that contract, what, five years ago?  More?  I was kind of surprised when I found out that that theme was written by John Tesh.  (Sports Illustrated once ranked it as the worst sports theme music, but they were drunk on cheap anisette.)
Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: dogbone on December 04, 2007, 06:07:07 PM
(http://www.wwtdd.com//ul/3214-BS12.jpg)

The image on the left has consistently chuckled me up for a solid 24 hours.
Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: whidB on December 04, 2007, 06:35:33 PM
Now see, that's the bliss of selective ignorance.

I don't even know WTF "The Final Countdown" sounds like.

And no, don't bother Youtubing it... :P
Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: Encino Man on December 04, 2007, 06:43:49 PM
It's THE FINAL COUNTDOWN!!! do da do doooo, da di di di di do...

*rocks out on air guitar*

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XkMWdI2IKiw

or

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=haibItZvNI8&feature=related
Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: whidB on December 04, 2007, 06:59:45 PM
Nope, if I have to earworm a whole continent, it has to be ASIA (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nmx0b1XttS0)
Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: Encino Man on December 04, 2007, 07:23:17 PM
Nope, if I have to earworm a whole continent, it has to be ASIA (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nmx0b1XttS0)

When was that? I never heard it before.
Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: whidB on December 04, 2007, 07:29:21 PM
From the lyrics:

And now you find yourself in '82...

Count yourself lucky. I had to hear from all my cool friends how great they were. Why they were a rockin' SUPERGROUP...

They used to play it on MTV all the time. Back when they had the "M"....:puke:
Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: stormneedle on December 04, 2007, 07:38:47 PM
I felt the rains down in Africa.
Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: whidB on December 04, 2007, 07:45:43 PM
I don't know what I would have done if punk rock hadn't been there to save the '80s...

Would have stayed stuck in the '60s, I guess...
Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: flipper on December 04, 2007, 08:43:09 PM
Damn, that Asia reference has me hearing Fastway now
Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: dogbone on December 04, 2007, 09:48:02 PM
Fastway, or at least the singer, became Flogging Molly.

See, it all works out in the end.
Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: random axe on December 04, 2007, 10:20:53 PM
Asia's awesome.  And, by definition, they were a supergroup, because they were formed by guys from other big bands.  It's a metarock thing, not a mark of excellence.  Still, I'm not sure they were the level of crazy supergroup of, say, Damn Yankees, from a decade later.  And they were better than mini-supergroup GTR.

Weird true thing:  The Final Countdown (a song about the cosmic end of the world) was the graduation theme song of my younger brother's graduating class.  This still cracks me up.  At his graduation, it was played by a brother-and-sister team, him on drums (at 110 decibels) and her on piano (at 40 decibels).  It went on FOREVER, but you wouldn't have known what the hell it was if there hadn't been an introductory announcement.

Yes, definitely still cracks me up.

I don't know WTF my class's graduating theme song was.  I don't know our prom theme either -- but I do remember that one of the candidates we were supposed to vote on was Forever Young, by Rod 'The Cod' Stewart.  A bunch of my friends wanted to vote for it because they had never heard the Rod Stewart song and thought it was the Alphaville song.  Fortunately, none of us managed to vote, anyway.  I think the student council was careful who they gave ballots to.
Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: Encino Man on December 04, 2007, 10:23:31 PM
We never had themed songs - or proms for that matter. That's what you get at an all boys school. If we had had a graduating theme song it def woulda been by the Pogues. We were those kind of kids....   :eyeroll: :drunkard:
Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: random axe on December 04, 2007, 10:32:14 PM
I've thought of you in far-off places
And puzzled over lipstick traces.
So help me, God, I will not cry,
And then I think of Lorelei.
Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: Psidefect on December 04, 2007, 10:44:29 PM
Our middle school graduation (don't ask) song was the Alphaville Forever Young.
Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: random axe on December 04, 2007, 11:07:32 PM
:trance:

Laura Branigan covered that song.  I've heard that the video is hot, but I've never seen it or even heard her version.

She did some holiday parade (Macy's T-Day?) way the hell back when, on a float by herself, a little drunk or on happy pills or something and wearing WAY too little for a holiday parade back in those days, belting out Gloria like she wanted to set the planet to ringing like a bell.  She, ah, sure set me to ringing like a bell, anyway.  I guess that was 1982.  I was twelvish, she must've been in her mid-20s, and it seemed like the perfect age difference to me.




What?  It's the name of the friggin' site, and, yes, I am very stream-of-consciousness spirit-talky when sleep-deprived, which is most of the time.
Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: flipper on December 05, 2007, 12:01:47 AM
Damn, now I have Anita Ward in my brane
Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: Dr. Leonard HmofCoy on December 05, 2007, 03:08:51 AM
I saw Asia in '82.

:jam: :headbang: :jam:

Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: mo on December 05, 2007, 07:11:26 AM
*scrolls through thread really fast*

 :tmi:
Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: Talix on December 05, 2007, 09:37:53 AM
Fastway, or at least the singer, became Flogging Molly.

See, it all works out in the end.

 :trance:

I think I saw Fastway once - opening act on a three act bill with Crue and Ozzy.

Wasn't that some guitar god's group?  *goggles* Ah - bassist.  UFO. 

UFO + Motorhead / time = Flogging Molly?   :googily:
Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: Talix on December 05, 2007, 09:39:08 AM
I saw Asia in '82.

:jam: :headbang: :jam:



Moi aussi.  Except it was '83.
Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: Dr. Leonard HmofCoy on December 05, 2007, 09:39:49 AM
UFO + Motorhead / time = Flogging Molly?   :googily:

Strangely enough this is a good capsule summary of the story of my life in rock and roll.
Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: Talix on December 05, 2007, 09:40:02 AM
Still, I'm not sure they were the level of crazy supergroup of, say, Damn Yankees, from a decade later.

By definition, no one outcrazies the Nuge.
Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: Talix on December 05, 2007, 09:41:11 AM
UFO + Motorhead / time = Flogging Molly?   :googily:

Strangely enough this is a good capsule summary of the story of my life in rock and roll.

Rowdy Irish drinking music isn't my thing.  Rowdy Cajun drinking music, on the other hand...  :headbang:
Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: hajen on December 07, 2007, 12:54:26 AM
(http://i12.tinypic.com/8bnvpyq.jpg)
Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: feffer on December 07, 2007, 01:04:13 AM
That goes right along with dogbone's craigslist ad.
Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: dogbone on December 07, 2007, 07:30:31 AM
Remember folks, while most people are running away from the people ejaculating in the middle of the road, firefighters are running toward them.
Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: whidB on December 07, 2007, 12:39:58 PM
Dope Guns and Jacking in the Street?
Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: sm0k4 on December 08, 2007, 11:44:18 AM
Remember folks, while most people are running away from the people ejaculating in the middle of the road, firefighters are running toward them.

That sentence needs to be dipped in gold and mounted on a wall somewhere.
Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: Psidefect on December 09, 2007, 02:50:37 PM
(http://fukung.net/images/6925/2158.jpg)
Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: Psidefect on December 09, 2007, 07:54:19 PM
(http://photos.streamphoto.ru/0/6/c/e9549d99db6ecbe6fdadd6621c9a8c60.jpg)
Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: Stoater on December 09, 2007, 07:55:53 PM
 :rollin:
Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: dogbone on December 09, 2007, 10:05:45 PM
(http://webtwee.net/images/geeks.jpg)


edit: fixed the tag for ya - Psi
Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: Dr. Leonard HmofCoy on December 09, 2007, 10:57:38 PM
Well, that was ... comprehensive.

Reminscent of the Army of Needles ...
Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: Stoater on December 10, 2007, 12:33:48 AM
No female code geeks?

 :bullshit:
Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: feffer on December 10, 2007, 12:37:52 AM
Well, there are only 3 female geeks in there at all... and the cosplay one is questionable.
Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: the other andrea on December 10, 2007, 01:11:11 AM
Yeah, technically the cos geek is a Star Wars geek. Why that would be different from a jedi geek is unclear.
Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: TFJ on December 10, 2007, 11:51:40 AM
Well, that was ... comprehensive.

Reminscent of the Army of Needles ...

so many of them i didn't get a chance to make :cry:
Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: dogbone on December 10, 2007, 07:53:35 PM
Well, there are only 3 female geeks in there at all... and the cosplay one is questionable.

That's about the right ratio, though.
Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: hajen on December 11, 2007, 11:48:45 AM
I don't think that's true.
Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: Dr. Leonard HmofCoy on December 19, 2007, 12:13:36 PM
Best. Flickr set. Evar (http://www.flickr.com/photos/poletti/sets/72157602965392887/).  :rollin:
Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: flipper on December 19, 2007, 12:44:11 PM
What no Talusians?  They were chicks, right....
Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: Dr. Leonard HmofCoy on December 19, 2007, 12:46:30 PM
I like how the guy specifically says he's omitting certain characters because they're not hot enough. Twit.
Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: flipper on December 19, 2007, 12:53:06 PM
And the horta was a chick too.  Come on admit it, you'd love some of that silicon-based goodness.
Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: whidB on December 19, 2007, 12:54:33 PM
Andrea from "What are Little Girls Made Of?" is just stunning. Her breathy voice didn't help, either.

Had to say I was pretty taken with Dr. Helen Noel ("Dagger of the Mind"). Criminy.  :googily:

The Romulan Commander was pretty hot, too...("Enterprise Incident")

The cute yeoman in "The Galileo Seven" was recast as a blonde in "The Way to Eden."

Otherwise, I'd have to go with Barbara Luna as the Captain's Woman in "Mirror Mirror." Too many others to mention...

Love that sixties hairdo look on all of them. They SHOULD do another TOS-styley show, just keep B&B out of it and use fan-submitted ideas...

Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: Dr. Leonard HmofCoy on December 19, 2007, 01:33:16 PM
There are others who share your views (http://starshipexeter.com/), whidB. These folks have done a great job on everything but acting, imho. The second one is actually pretty good. I'm anxiously awaiting the not-yet-completed final segment.
Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: Dr. Leonard HmofCoy on December 19, 2007, 01:33:56 PM
And the horta was a chick too.  Come on admit it, you'd love some of that silicon-based goodness.

I'd spackle that ... uh ... whatever you call it.
Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: Sidious on December 19, 2007, 02:45:47 PM
There's more pretty decent stuff here: http://www.startreknewvoyages.com/
Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: whidB on December 19, 2007, 03:46:29 PM
There are others who share your views (http://starshipexeter.com/), whidB. These folks have done a great job on everything but acting, imho. The second one is actually pretty good. I'm anxiously awaiting the not-yet-completed final segment.

 :lol: That's exactly what I was thinking of. Wouldn't that be an awesome kind of vanity period-piece kind of movie, though? Wouldn't be that hard to make, really. Spend the budget on the (real) actors...

I'm still pretty partial to the design of that particular kind of ship, the costumes, the sets...

That's why I liked the Enterprise mirror universe episode so much...
Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: stormneedle on December 19, 2007, 04:17:10 PM
And the horta was a chick too.  Come on admit it, you'd love some of that silicon-based goodness.
My favorite alien! "No Kill I"
Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: Dr. Leonard HmofCoy on December 19, 2007, 04:32:52 PM
:lol: That's exactly what I was thinking of. Wouldn't that be an awesome kind of vanity period-piece kind of movie, though? Wouldn't be that hard to make, really. Spend the budget on the (real) actors...

Well, those guys Celegorm linked to, do exactly that. Much better acting and some authentic faces.
Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: Sidious on December 19, 2007, 04:41:48 PM
:lol: That's exactly what I was thinking of. Wouldn't that be an awesome kind of vanity period-piece kind of movie, though? Wouldn't be that hard to make, really. Spend the budget on the (real) actors...

Well, those guys Celegorm linked to, do exactly that. Much better acting and some authentic faces.

And most importantly, solid writing and excellent continuity with TOS.
Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: flipper on December 19, 2007, 05:27:40 PM
Curiously there are 7 results for Horta Porn (http://www.google.com/search?hl=en&q=%22horta+porn%22), maybe you could do some group "spackling" Hmof
Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: whidB on December 19, 2007, 05:33:25 PM
Sex in a zippable Horta costume really doesn't sound that bad... :thumbsup:
Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: flipper on December 19, 2007, 05:35:28 PM
So if a furry likes to do it in fur, would that make you a sili?
Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: Sidious on December 19, 2007, 05:36:05 PM
Curiously there are 7 results for Horta Porn (http://www.google.com/search?hl=en&q=%22horta+porn%22), maybe you could do some group "spackling" Hmof

If that isn't an application of Rule 34 I don't know what is.
Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: mo on December 19, 2007, 05:52:10 PM
I'm having a hard time figuring out how this chick (http://www.starman-imaging.com/feb02/cldmndrs604r.jpg) is not on there.

Also, the episode Assignment Earth, with Teri Garr and the cat that turned into a sexy vixen... what's wrong with this guy? It's a noble project, but come on.

Also also, I couldn't think of Teri Garr's name, so I had to think of a movie she was in, and I couldn't remember the name of the movie I was thinking of, so I tried to think of somebody else in the movie and came up with Cheech Marin, so I searched IMDb for him and found the movie I was thinking of, which I didn't know until now was a Scorsese flick. Anyway, I always thought this (http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0088680/) was a pretty cool movie that most of you have probably never heard of.
Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: flipper on December 19, 2007, 05:54:29 PM
Loved After Hours
Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: Dr. Leonard HmofCoy on December 19, 2007, 05:59:41 PM
I think it's a project in progress, mod. Could be wrong.
Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: mo on December 19, 2007, 06:05:47 PM
Yeah, he says on there that it's not done, but I was going off what you said about him limiting it because some of them weren't hot enough. Who is he to judge? The guy is treading on sacred ground here  :P
Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: mrcookieface on December 19, 2007, 07:18:14 PM
The front page of today's paper made me laugh.

http://img505.imageshack.us/img505/5562/kcstar12192007th4.jpg (http://img505.imageshack.us/img505/5562/kcstar12192007th4.jpg)
Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: Psidefect on December 19, 2007, 09:43:46 PM
I loved After Hours too.

It was one of the films that inspired the movies that take place in one day or less theory.
Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: Dr. Leonard HmofCoy on December 20, 2007, 12:19:18 AM
The front page of today's paper made me laugh.

http://img505.imageshack.us/img505/5562/kcstar12192007th4.jpg (http://img505.imageshack.us/img505/5562/kcstar12192007th4.jpg)


I lol'd!
Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: random axe on December 20, 2007, 03:43:11 PM
Andrea from What Are Little Girls Made Of? appeared in Playboy, actually, although I think they were stills from a European or something.  The clerk here who generally prices Playboys noticed it a couple of months ago.  Of course, she wasn't wearing much on Trek, either.  Always liked her.

The actress who played Tonia in the Pleasure Planet episode was mondo gorgeous, too.  That lucky McCoy . . . .

I don't know what's weirder -- how many I immediately recognized, or how many I'd swear I've never seen before.  His list /= mine, though, god knows.  He left out Ens Tamura (from A Taste of Armageddon), possibly the only female crewmember to perform combat and use a weapon, and that blonde yeoman from Where No Man Has Gone Before, and Yeoman Zahra from Operation Annihilate, and I didn't see Teresa from Squire of Gothos.  Although I only had time to look at the thumbnails, so I may have just missed them.

Well, I mostly watched TOS during my adolescence, so what do you expect, anyway?


edit:  Stupid tags!
Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: Dr. Leonard HmofCoy on December 20, 2007, 05:12:15 PM
Andrea from What Are Little Girls Made Of? appeared in Playboy, actually, although I think they were stills from a European or something.  The clerk here who generally prices Playboys noticed it a couple of months ago.  Of course, she wasn't wearing much on Trek, either.  Always liked her.

You CANNOT leave it like. This! Do. You. Have. A. SCANNER. /shatner
Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: whidB on December 20, 2007, 05:41:55 PM
I swear we're contenders for the worst Star Trek geeks on teh intarwebs with our rattling off of episode names chapter and verse...:geek:

Quote
That lucky McCoy . . .

She was just so...PERKY. She didn't do much acting after that, aside from a stint on "Dragnet."

And come to think of it, the d00d left Elaan of Troyus off his picture gallery. Massive oversight on his part. Total hotness there...:googily:
Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: the other andrea on December 20, 2007, 05:47:54 PM
Clearly it's been too long since I watched any TOS. I might have to break down and buy the DVD set finally.

Hmm, Season One is available for $51 from an Amazon affiliate...  :hmm:
Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: the other andrea on December 20, 2007, 06:04:35 PM
Somehow I just sent the link to my ex-husband... that was a little weird.  :nuts:

But his reaction was worth sharing:

I will forward this to [brother & SIL], who've just returned from Vegas (where they were probed by the Borg).

The only new Christmas ornaments they've added lately are the Hallmark dioramas-with-audio from TOS.
Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: random axe on December 20, 2007, 06:19:31 PM
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You CANNOT leave it like. This! Do. You. Have. A. SCANNER. /shatner

OK . . . First, I'm downstairs, and the Playboys and scanner are upstairs.  Second, we have tons of obscure vintage porn, and I should not get started scanning any of it for any reason.  I am not going to become a pron archivist.  (Although, actually -- no lie -- one of our biggest customers is a professional pron archivist.  Nice guy.  He looks exactly like Santa Claus.  Coincidence?)  Third, just GIS, um, "Sherry Jackson" is her name, and add "Playboy" if you have to.  Furrfu.

I don't actually have weird Star Trek memorabilia, or anything, although I did write some odd fanfic, I admit, in a fit of boredom / frustration with bad writing on the shows themselves.  But I don't own the Xmas ornaments or any box sets or anything like that. 

Correction:  We had the 70s board game based on the animated series, in the original plastic, and then the roof leaked, and water got into the plastic through the tiny hole they always used to leave in shrinkwrap.  I had to either take the plastic off so the box could dry or let the whole thing mold up.  It's no longer very saleable, so I may just buy it myself . . . it's hilariously poorly done. 

We have one of the book-and-LP sets for sale on eBay, speaking of hilariously poorly done.  Sulu's a black guy, for some reason, and Uhura's a blonde white chick.  Excellently wrong.

We also have a 1979 still-in-the-package plush Kirk doll for sale:

http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&rd=1&item=220182339800&ssPageName=STRK:MESE:IT

I think we have a Spock or two, as well, that haven't gotten listed yet, but if you want Kirk in his Twikki outfit from the first film, there ya go.  Plush figures are OK, I suppose, but I think they should have gone the Stretch Armstrong route.
Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: hajen on December 22, 2007, 12:12:02 AM
parental satisfaction survey (http://static.flickr.com/38/106503415_4e6f4b9b83_o.jpg)
Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: robin on December 22, 2007, 12:15:28 AM
 :lol:
Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: mo on December 22, 2007, 08:16:39 AM
 :lol: :thumbsup:
Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: random axe on December 22, 2007, 10:50:01 AM
WTF Wanted beard for seeing Pixar films?

Or was that just on there to see if anyone would read that far?
Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: robin on December 22, 2007, 05:41:13 PM
 :lol: i tee totally missed that....guess i didn't read down far enough....
Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: hajen on December 24, 2007, 11:35:53 PM
baby blenderbath (http://www.boingboing.net/2007/12/16/)
Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: hajen on January 03, 2008, 11:56:47 AM
project points of view (http://www.linuxkungfu.org/images/fun/geek/project.jpg)
Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: Psidefect on January 03, 2008, 08:48:38 PM
This (http://www.linuxkungfu.org/images/fun/geek/swdesk.jpg) might be the coolest desk ever.
Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: random axe on January 03, 2008, 10:02:27 PM
The biggest problem with it is that the pilot's face . . . and guns . . . would be staring you in the junk all day.  That's really not my thing.

This is why I got fired from United Airlines, too.
Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: Psidefect on January 03, 2008, 10:10:04 PM
Yeah, that was one of the first things I thought of too, but I'd just sit on the other side.

Talk about the power seat. Any negotiations you had would have the not-so subtle advantage of the Empire's firepower.
Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: random axe on January 03, 2008, 10:25:27 PM
It would become too easy to start saying things like, Kiss my twin ion engines!  But it would be unfortunate that when you used them, it would make that blattt! blattt! noise. 

Your girlfriend might not understand.  And she might make disparage your short-range fighter.
Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: Psidefect on January 03, 2008, 10:36:17 PM
I'd need a girlfriend for that.

Guys with Tie Fighter desks are not generally the hottest commodities in town.
Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: Stoater on January 03, 2008, 11:33:10 PM
I'd need a girlfriend for that.

Guys with Tie Fighter desks are not generally the hottest commodities in town.

That's because you don't have a tie fighter desk.

 ;) :D
Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: Talix on January 04, 2008, 09:17:42 AM
I'd need a girlfriend for that.

Guys with Tie Fighter desks are not generally the hottest commodities in town.

Or you're in the wrong damn town.
Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: random axe on January 04, 2008, 10:21:49 AM
What you want is a desk that looks like Vader's special TIE Fighter.  That way, she'll know you're the cool one who doesn't die like a chump.



edit:  Well, not in the original movie, anyway.
Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: Psidefect on January 04, 2008, 07:46:46 PM
That's because you don't have a tie fighter desk.

 ;) :D

How you doin'? :knotty:

Or you're in the wrong damn town.

How you doin'? :knotty:

What you want is a desk that looks like Vader's special TIE Fighter.  That way, she'll know you're the cool one who doesn't die like a chump.

I'd like to subscribe to your newsletter.
Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: Psidefect on January 04, 2008, 11:31:58 PM
For Cookieface:

(http://farm3.pics4thesoul.com/pics/pic_11994745058624.jpg)
Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: mrcookieface on January 04, 2008, 11:35:56 PM
You wouldn't happen to have the blueprints of that, would you?
Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: Psidefect on January 04, 2008, 11:41:36 PM
No, but all the important pieces are right there in the pic:


I'm thinkin the sign's optional.
Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: Psidefect on January 04, 2008, 11:43:40 PM
(http://farm3.pics4thesoul.com/pics/pic_5757.jpg)
Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: Psidefect on January 04, 2008, 11:44:43 PM
(http://farm3.pics4thesoul.com/pics/pic_350148001186286373.jpg)
Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: Psidefect on January 04, 2008, 11:45:27 PM
(http://farm3.pics4thesoul.com/pics/pic_247094001184855099.jpg)
Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: Psidefect on January 04, 2008, 11:49:19 PM
WTF?

(http://www.wired.com/images/article/full/2008/01/Cathy_CowGirl_250x.jpg) (http://www.wired.com/entertainment/hollywood/news/2008/01/rabbit_holes)

(that's a link)
Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: Psidefect on January 04, 2008, 11:51:39 PM
One more (http://farm3.pics4thesoul.com/pics/pic_840858001187299846.jpg) from the WTF department (questionably safe for work)
Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: Psidefect on January 04, 2008, 11:53:03 PM
This one's just cool.

(http://farm3.pics4thesoul.com/pics/pic_11994742819451.jpg)
Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: mrcookieface on January 04, 2008, 11:59:24 PM
Ok.  That one was fucking clever.
Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: Psidefect on January 05, 2008, 12:08:27 AM
So is this one:

(http://farm3.pics4thesoul.com/pics/pic_7273.jpg)
Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: mrcookieface on January 05, 2008, 12:30:42 AM
Nah.
Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: random axe on January 05, 2008, 08:33:56 AM
This is not a computer.
Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: mo on January 05, 2008, 08:38:14 AM
One more (http://farm3.pics4thesoul.com/pics/pic_840858001187299846.jpg) from the WTF department (questionably safe for work)

Quote
Boss: mo, why are you looking at a picture of a little girl eating an ice cream cone shaped like a penis?

mo: well boss, I can see why you might think that is a little out of the ordinary, but it's really an innocent picture probably taken during Kanamara Matsuri, Japan’s “Festival of The Steel Phallus”.

By tradition, the festival focuses on local shrines that were once used to revere the gods of iron working, and later became popular places for prostitues to pray for protection from sexually transmitting diseases (notably syphilis) during Japan’s Endo period from 1603 to 1867.

Today, Kanamara Matsuri continues as it has for many years, as a celebration of fertility and good luck between Japanese couples. Recently, the festival has gained the attention of foreigners, Japan’s gay and lesbian communities, and non-profits that focus their charities on AIDS research, awareness, and prevention.

There’s also a legend of a demon that hid inside a young girl and castrated two young men on their wedding nights before a blacksmith fashioned an iron phallus that was used to break the demon’s teeth, leading to the enshrinement of the item.

During the festival, huge penises are paraded up and down the main street of town while onlookers, including small children, eat candy shaped like penises, and yes, even ice cream shaped like penises. Isn't that weird? What's even weirder to me is that in most of the pr0n flicks you see coming out of Japan, the penis is censored out of the image. What's up with that, boss?

Boss: I don't know, mo, but pack up your shit and get the hell out of here before I call the police. 

Yeah, I guess "questionable" is the right term  :P
Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: random axe on January 05, 2008, 08:49:07 AM
mo, the correct response is, "But if you do that, boss, I'll have to tell everyone how, when you saw this picture, you unzipped your pants and tried to rub yourself on the back of my head while telling me you always dreamed this day would come."

That oughtta shut him up.
Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: mo on January 05, 2008, 09:05:49 AM
That provided me with a really nasty mental image that I would prefer not to have in my head   :trance:

Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: random axe on January 05, 2008, 10:12:03 AM
Well, where would you rather have it?

The whole point is to up the ante.  He sends one of your guys to the hospital, you send one of his guys to the morgue.  He threatens to fire you, you counter with ruining his reputation, sexual harrassment, and wrongful termination suits.  It's the civilized way to go postal.
Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: mo on January 05, 2008, 10:23:30 AM
Well, where would you rather have it?

The whole point ish to up the ante.  He schends one of your guysh to the hoschpital, you schend one of hish guys to the morgue.  He threatens to fire you, you counter with ruining hish reputation, schexual harrasshment, and wrongful termination schuits.  It's the schivilized way to go poschtal.

FTFY
Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: Dr. Leonard HmofCoy on January 05, 2008, 11:21:49 AM
ceci n'est pas un mac?

One for :hoss:

(AP Photo, Ben Margot)

[attachment deleted by admin]
Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: Psidefect on January 05, 2008, 02:44:54 PM
Nice!
Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: mrcookieface on January 06, 2008, 09:32:54 PM
(http://img505.imageshack.us/img505/2443/1190613808114qx7.jpg)
Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: random axe on January 06, 2008, 10:18:18 PM
Those things creep me out and eat my honey.
Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: mrcookieface on January 06, 2008, 10:23:43 PM
Yes.  Honeyworms.
Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: Dr. Leonard HmofCoy on January 06, 2008, 10:50:39 PM
THE HONEY MUST FLOW
Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: Stoater on January 06, 2008, 11:58:12 PM
 :nuts:
Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: random axe on January 07, 2008, 11:29:11 AM
It has sharp teeth with which to eat honey.  It just happens to have its beak closed at the moment, which is rare for those things.  Seriously rare.
Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: Encino Man on January 07, 2008, 01:19:08 PM
http://kezfun.net/527:Rugby_Funny_Pic_1

I'm not sure if the only reason these people think this pic is funny is because the second row of the scrum is bound on to the props' waists through their legs... This is the standard appearance of a rugby tight five before the engage in a rugby scrum. The second row players bind on to the props through the props' legs and either grab their waistband or their pockets.

 :confused:
Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: mrcookieface on January 07, 2008, 01:20:47 PM
Cupping, not honking?


Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: Encino Man on January 07, 2008, 01:21:40 PM
(http://www.fohguild.org/forums/attachments/screenshots/32478d1161823849-funny-strange-random-pics-batoutofhelltg9.jpg)

Certainly the guy taking it in the jaw is pretty funny. But what strikes me (pun intended!) most about this pic is bro just left of centre who instinctively is defending himself and appears to have left the baby on his lap to fend for itself...
Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: Encino Man on January 07, 2008, 01:23:51 PM
Cupping, not honking?




It kinda looks like cupping - but their fingers are dug into the waistband of the shorts to hold on. The sport involves a lot of grabbing like this - so no wonder GIS will yield you fucking millions of hits for 'gay rugby' or 'rugby porn'.
Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: mrcookieface on January 07, 2008, 01:29:44 PM
Ouch.  I wonder if that guy got his jaw broke.

I noticed the guy at the top in the black t-shirt.  He has a slightly amused expression, like that kind of incident is exactly what he goes to ballgames for.


Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: Dr. Leonard HmofCoy on January 07, 2008, 01:44:31 PM
This is the standard appearance of a rugby tight five before the engage in a rugby scrum.

Ahahahahaah, it is not standard! They're grabbing packages, not waistbands or pockets. :galm:

But that said, it's really funny because they are the French. See?
Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: BizB on January 07, 2008, 02:44:46 PM
(http://www.fohguild.org/forums/attachments/screenshots/32478d1161823849-funny-strange-random-pics-batoutofhelltg9.jpg)

Certainly the guy taking it in the jaw is pretty funny. But what strikes me (pun intended!) most about this pic is bro just left of centre who instinctively is defending himself and appears to have left the baby on his lap to fend for itself...
There were only 3 possible targets for that bat.

1) The guy who was actually hit
2) The lady behind him who is stuffing her mouth
3) The little girl bottom row center looking toward the camera.

Now, some might argue that the woman directly behind the target was a possibility.  I, however, would counter argue that, even though she's not looking at the game, she was protected by the braille-book she was holding up in front of her face.  Still others may insist that the baby was a potential victim as well.  My God isn't that cruel - most days.

Clearly, everyone else in the picture was protected from God's wrath because they had their guard up. 

God is teh fuh-knee.
Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: anvil_parachute on January 08, 2008, 01:29:38 AM
That's awesome.  :detta:  The only way it'd be funnier is if the dude getting clocked was yapping away on his cell phone at the time.
Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: Stoater on January 08, 2008, 11:34:58 AM
(http://www.fohguild.org/forums/attachments/screenshots/32478d1161823849-funny-strange-random-pics-batoutofhelltg9.jpg)

Certainly the guy taking it in the jaw is pretty funny. But what strikes me (pun intended!) most about this pic is bro just left of centre who instinctively is defending himself and appears to have left the baby on his lap to fend for itself...


Babies make the best shields. Much easier to maneuver in an emergency situation than a fully grown adult.
Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: Encino Man on January 08, 2008, 11:36:26 AM
(http://www.fohguild.org/forums/attachments/screenshots/32478d1161823849-funny-strange-random-pics-batoutofhelltg9.jpg)

Certainly the guy taking it in the jaw is pretty funny. But what strikes me (pun intended!) most about this pic is bro just left of centre who instinctively is defending himself and appears to have left the baby on his lap to fend for itself...


Babies make the best shields. Much easier to maneuver in an emergency situation than a fully grown adult.

And they're softer so they break less easily.
Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: flipper on January 08, 2008, 03:40:17 PM
The adults are all worrying about the bat, while the kid has her arms up ready to catch the ball that came with the bat.
Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: Sidious on January 08, 2008, 06:37:23 PM
I noticed the guy at the top in the black t-shirt.  He has a slightly amused expression, like that kind of incident is exactly what he goes to ballgames for.

I found this pic unremarkable until the moment I read your comment, cookie.  Then I LOL'd.   :lol:
Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: mo on January 08, 2008, 06:38:04 PM
I think it's an awesome picture. It reminds me of some of those old religious paintings for some reason.
Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: mo on January 08, 2008, 06:44:09 PM
*currently resisting urge to photoshop a baseball bat hitting jebus at the last supper*
Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: Dr. Leonard HmofCoy on January 08, 2008, 06:47:16 PM
Why stop there? I'm thinking of David's The Coronation of Napoleon and Josephine :galm:
Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: whidB on January 08, 2008, 06:49:01 PM
There is almost a Boschian detail to the whole thing...once you put on the sunglasses, natch...

(http://img251.imageshack.us/img251/986/signs2nm.jpg)
Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: anvil_parachute on January 09, 2008, 02:55:09 AM

Well, I think adding subliminal messages doesn't usually change behavior, generally speaking.
 :innocent:
Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: BizB on January 09, 2008, 08:58:44 AM
Thanks to Xolik for this one...
(http://www.bizb.biz/images/2008-01-08/peanuts.jpg)
Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: flipper on January 09, 2008, 01:29:25 PM
This one still has me :rollin:
Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: feffer on January 11, 2008, 02:22:28 AM
These had me (http://listoftheday.blogspot.com/2007/09/great-olan-mills-photos.html) LOLing until Lilia laughed at me and Punk asked if I was okay.
Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: sm0k4 on January 11, 2008, 07:17:36 AM
Those are awesome.  :lol:
Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: Dr. Leonard HmofCoy on January 11, 2008, 09:08:34 AM

This photo isn't discolored. The 70s really were that yellow.



AAAAHAHAHAHAHZAHZHHAHA!
(U3 just asked me this question at t'giving)
Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: Stoater on January 11, 2008, 11:29:31 AM
These had me (http://listoftheday.blogspot.com/2007/09/great-olan-mills-photos.html) LOLing until Lilia laughed at me and Punk asked if I was okay.

 :rollin: :rollin:
Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: BizB on January 11, 2008, 12:13:53 PM
When I get home tonight, I'm going to dig out my old family Olan Mills pic and post a copy in here.

They're classic.
Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: Talix on January 11, 2008, 12:46:11 PM
I've got one with my dad, step-mom, and sister when she was just a wee babe.  Except for the eyes bugging out of her head, I tell myself it's not so bad.  I'll see if I can find it.
Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: flipper on January 11, 2008, 01:29:03 PM
My parents had tons of the olan mills ones growing up.  I'll have to take 'em down and scan 'em.  :rollin: :galm:
Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: whidB on January 11, 2008, 02:55:01 PM
Nobody should have been allowed to dress like that, upon pain of immersion in marshmallow sauce...
Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: mo on January 11, 2008, 05:56:16 PM
 :lol:

I'm so thankful my parents never put me through that. My dad was an amateur photographer though, so there's plenty of embarrassing pics of me.
Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: random axe on January 12, 2008, 10:39:01 AM
It's a cautionary tale.  Today's hot fashion will look just as stupid thirty years from now.  Fashion is a bad master!  It will humiliate you!

Fortunately, my parents were too unhip to get very 70s during the 70s.  (At that point, they were just finding out about the 60s and wondering if there was some way to go back in time.)  Unfortunately, we, the kids, wore a lot of hand-me-downs, so if my mother still has a photo of Easter Dinner at my grandmother's in about 1980, yes, I was wearing a very 1975 corduroy three-piece suit for little kids.

I hope she doesn't still have that photo.  Thank god she's not good with computers.
Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: BizB on January 12, 2008, 10:05:17 PM
I couldn't find the full 8X10 images, so I cobbled together a montage of 4 different Olan Mills photos.

http://www.bizb.biz/cam_dump/200801122149051.jpg

Top row - All of those outfits were made by my mom - ever single stitch.  Even way back then, my brothers saw my future as the rising star and they did everything they could  to hold me down.  I'm guessing I was 7 or 8 in that pic.  That would have made it around 1973-ish.

Bottom row - Left: Again, all home-made clothes.  Dig that newspaper print shirt my dad is sporting.
Right: Having graduated from the home-made duds, I've suddenly decided that glasses would be cool.  This, I know was 5th grade.  That would have made me 10 years old.  I know it was 5th grade because by the 6th grade, my eye-sight had corrected.  Apparently, as we grew older, the woods grew thicker and darker.  By the time this picture was taken, the woods were lovely, dark and deep.  But I had miles to go before I sleep.  Dig that part on my oldest brother noggin.
Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: Stoater on January 13, 2008, 02:18:31 AM
All of that kicked ass. All of it.  :thumbsup:
Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: Psidefect on January 13, 2008, 01:55:36 PM
All of that kicked ass. All of it.  :thumbsup:

What she said.
Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: Talix on January 14, 2008, 10:03:42 AM
I'm not sure I can keep dating you after that bottom right picture.   :P
Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: flipper on January 14, 2008, 01:07:11 PM
Love those collars!
Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: BizB on January 14, 2008, 02:17:27 PM
Note: they are not popped.
Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: eldiem on January 14, 2008, 08:08:43 PM
Well, at least someone read the flowchart.
Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: Sidious on January 15, 2008, 06:18:06 PM
I'm not sure I can keep dating you after that bottom right picture.   :P

Yeah, me neither!   :shock:
Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: hajen on January 15, 2008, 10:35:41 PM
bunny suicides: cartoons of little fluffy rabbits who just don't want to live anymore (http://community.livejournal.com/scans_daily/4792094.html)
Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: vox8 on January 16, 2008, 08:15:17 AM
I'm torn between the Dr. Who and the Star Trek references.
Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: random axe on January 16, 2008, 08:46:08 AM
I like some of the avatars, too.
Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: hajen on January 16, 2008, 07:56:32 PM
Darwin Awards candidates of the day (http://bp3.blogger.com/_bkFIPLIOGL8/R447nVvyEcI/AAAAAAAAHYg/uZM2jcpiYQc/s1600-h/pic22850.JPG)

 :trance:  :nuts:
Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: eldiem on January 16, 2008, 11:39:48 PM
Yeah, so the bunnies comics made me sad.

Sense of humor, where do you go during my time-o-the-month??
Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: Encino Man on January 17, 2008, 08:29:05 PM
(http://img101.imageshack.us/img101/4170/moneeip6jh6.jpg)
Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: hajen on January 22, 2008, 03:37:51 PM
Follow up to Feffer's link: submit your own bad Olan Mills/Sears/etc. portraits and possibly get in a book

http://listoftheday.blogspot.com/2008/01/i-want-your-bad-portraits.html
Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: Stoater on January 22, 2008, 09:12:58 PM
Yeah, so the bunnies comics made me sad.

Sense of humor, where do you go during my time-o-the-month??

I never liked them. Having a house full of their cousins might have something to do with that.

Then again, there's things I find to be the height of hilarity that leave other people staring and then backing away slowly.
Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: dogbone on January 23, 2008, 07:46:18 AM
(http://www.mopo.ca/uploaded_images/cabs-718680.jpg)
Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: BizB on January 23, 2008, 08:53:39 AM
It appears that it won't embed.
http://www.mopo.ca/uploaded_images/cabs-718680.jpg

That's funny stuff.
Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: stormneedle on January 23, 2008, 11:40:30 AM
Whatdya mean that Stargate isn't a kit?
Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: anvil_parachute on January 23, 2008, 11:52:23 AM
Another win for the Scientific Method
Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: Encino Man on January 23, 2008, 02:43:06 PM
(http://img106.imageshack.us/img106/1772/urukfz2.jpg)

I imagine this is the same reaction that kids have to whid.
Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: whidB on January 23, 2008, 02:45:11 PM
 :lol:

Why do you say that?

I AIN'T_NO_LIMBER-GER!!
Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: Psidefect on January 23, 2008, 09:46:40 PM
(http://lh4.google.com/allofthecrap2/R5Vapep98vI/AAAAAAAAArQ/WSS-AQFkGXw/s400/image001.jpg)
Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: Stoater on January 23, 2008, 10:03:36 PM
(http://lh4.google.com/allofthecrap2/R5Vapep98vI/AAAAAAAAArQ/WSS-AQFkGXw/s400/image001.jpg)

That rules. SO hard.
Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: Hisey on January 23, 2008, 10:09:57 PM
haha, that's like 42 kinds of awsom.
Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: mrcookieface on January 23, 2008, 11:05:41 PM
And I can't think of a poop deck joke to save my life right now.


Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: vox8 on January 24, 2008, 11:55:18 AM
And I can't think of a poop deck joke to save my life right now.

That will pass.
Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: mrcookieface on January 24, 2008, 12:05:24 PM
 :clap:
Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: Psidefect on January 24, 2008, 10:56:06 PM
(http://www.marcofolio.net/images/stories/fun/imagedump/imgdmp_0801_1/january_08_1_39.jpg)

Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: Psidefect on January 24, 2008, 10:57:37 PM
(http://www.marcofolio.net/images/stories/fun/imagedump/imgdmp_0801_1/january_08_1_35.jpg)
Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: Stoater on January 24, 2008, 10:58:10 PM
(http://www.marcofolio.net/images/stories/fun/imagedump/imgdmp_0801_1/january_08_1_39.jpg)



I have that one with the caption "Fight the power"


Totally rules.
Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: Psidefect on January 24, 2008, 10:58:47 PM
(http://www.marcofolio.net/images/stories/fun/imagedump/imgdmp_0801_1/january_08_1_21.jpg)
Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: robin on January 24, 2008, 11:24:14 PM
hayyy....Is that Westboro church?
Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: Psidefect on January 24, 2008, 11:42:41 PM
No clue, but they's gonna get pwnd.
Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: Encino Man on January 25, 2008, 02:11:13 PM
This is obviously the TFJ-mobile.

(http://img219.imageshack.us/img219/2241/44jan23virginiaaginaplaaw6.jpg)
Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: flipper on January 25, 2008, 02:22:38 PM
Or better yet he could have one with ULVAPPT
Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: TFJ on January 25, 2008, 03:42:48 PM
 :lol: :lol: :lol:

no no i need one like this:

(http://www.engr.washington.edu:8080/enews/licenseplate.lr.jpg)

except replace the numbers with :

33-n4r
Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: flipper on January 25, 2008, 04:11:28 PM
How about this one
(http://www.koaanuenue.org/images/plate.jpg)
with MOF for Zorgon

Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: flipper on January 25, 2008, 04:15:50 PM
:galm:

(http://www.bloomualumni.com/images/LicensePlate.jpg)

with KK4K3
Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: feffer on January 25, 2008, 07:08:00 PM
(http://www.supportui.uidaho.edu/webedit/sites/212/images/images/uiplate.jpg)

JEOMK
Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: eldiem on January 25, 2008, 11:44:26 PM
This is obviously the TFJ-mobile.

(http://img219.imageshack.us/img219/2241/44jan23virginiaaginaplaaw6.jpg)

Um yeah.

I've seen that car.

It's an old someimpressivemodelnamehere spray painted pink.

Not kidding.
Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: hajen on January 26, 2008, 10:35:54 PM
http://www.barstoolsports.com/article/new_jersey_freakshows/1958/

zomg so much fake tan!
Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: stormneedle on January 26, 2008, 10:45:53 PM
At that level of fake tan, it's considered acceptable to snicker out loud. The more gauche will run screaming for cover, but that's Miss Manners never approves of that sort of behavior.
Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: robin on January 27, 2008, 01:27:23 AM
real or fake tan? (http://www.ferris.edu/jimcrow/links/comer/bandw.jpg)
Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: mo on January 27, 2008, 07:33:45 AM
real or fake tan? (http://www.ferris.edu/jimcrow/links/comer/bandw.jpg)

Yeah, that's the first thing I thought of too. Also Ahnold when he was covering himself with mud to avoid the Predator.

I've seen some of those pictures before, but that behavior is still puzzling to me.

In that 5th picture, I'm curious if they are blowing a kiss to the camera, or if they walk around all night like that.
Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: random axe on January 27, 2008, 10:01:15 AM
Yeah, really -- the fake tan thing is like fourth on the list of their bad fashion choices.  The pouty lips are just bizarre, but it's the videogame hair that's the singly most retarded part of it.

Especially since there are groups all made up the same way.  They look like the prostitution wing of some really strange post-apocalyptic gay cult.

I was surprised by the comparative lack of gold chains, though.
Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: TFJ on January 27, 2008, 10:35:29 AM
bizarre.

why are they doing that? it reminds me of that african tribe that thinks its people are the most beautiful in the universe (who knows if they are correct about that or not) and the males get all made up and make those freaky wide eyed faces and prance around for the wimmin to pick out which ones they like for a husband.



Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: sm0k4 on January 27, 2008, 10:35:36 AM
http://www.barstoolsports.com/article/new_jersey_freakshows/1958/

zomg so much fake tan!

OMG they're oompa loompas!!! :lol:
Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: TFJ on January 27, 2008, 11:04:31 AM
ah ha! thanks, brane. i forgot i saw herzog's film about these people:

(http://www.africanceremonies.com/graphics/photos/twowoodabechrm.jpg)
GIS 4 j00 (http://images.google.com/images?hl=en&q=WODAABE&btnG=Search+Images&gbv=2)

cl4xorz h1re 4 ho77 african afr0mation (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wodaabe)
Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: Stoater on January 27, 2008, 01:37:58 PM
Looks like "blackface" makeup.

Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: anvil_parachute on January 27, 2008, 02:25:01 PM
From the Wiki: "The male beauty ideal of the Wodaabe stresses tallness, white eyes and teeth"

I guess that explains the big hats, runaway bride eyes, and black lipstick and eyeliner.  So a good care package would be less food, more Crest Whitestrips and Visine.  There's also a different ceremonial pic that looks like the horrific tan guys.
Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: Stoater on January 27, 2008, 04:43:37 PM
From the Wiki: "The male beauty ideal of the Wodaabe stresses tallness, white eyes and teeth"

I guess that explains the big hats, runaway bride eyes, and black lipstick and eyeliner.  So a good care package would be less food, more Crest Whitestrips and Visine.  There's also a different ceremonial pic that looks like the horrific tan guys.

Hmmm. Wonder how much per bottle if Visine one could charge over there.

 :hmm:
Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: mo on January 27, 2008, 07:30:31 PM
(http://www.thabto.co.uk/images/Mug1.jpg)
Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: random axe on January 27, 2008, 07:57:53 PM
Make it stainless steel, and I'd buy one.
Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: mrcookieface on January 27, 2008, 09:15:24 PM
Hahaha.

I think I'd be interested in one of those too.
Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: flipper on January 28, 2008, 01:43:30 PM
Cast iron would be better.
Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: robin on January 28, 2008, 11:16:11 PM
Quote
Posted by: sm0k4 OMG they're oompa loompas!!!  :lol:
:rollin:
Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: whidB on January 29, 2008, 12:51:22 PM
Naw man, you can't make it out METAL.

It'll make the microwave freak when you try to heat up your coffee...
Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: flipper on January 29, 2008, 01:30:48 PM
(http://www.comics.com/comics/getfuzzy/archive/images/getfuzzy20366718080129.gif)
Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: hajen on January 30, 2008, 10:36:25 PM
the lightsaber in this context scares me (http://bp2.blogger.com/_bkFIPLIOGL8/R6CGpL88vKI/AAAAAAAAIIA/XQASWzhseA0/S1600-R/t013008.jpg)
Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: Talix on January 31, 2008, 09:36:49 AM
:eek:
Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: Sidious on January 31, 2008, 12:59:29 PM
the lightsaber in this context scares me (http://bp2.blogger.com/_bkFIPLIOGL8/R6CGpL88vKI/AAAAAAAAIIA/XQASWzhseA0/S1600-R/t013008.jpg)

 :lol:


I'm a little mad that I didn't think of that.
Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: hajen on January 31, 2008, 01:08:31 PM
hot dogs (http://bp1.blogger.com/_0Fmn-OiAsxo/RyVWc44j-OI/AAAAAAAAAgo/JXsyrQMVK00/s400/hotdogs.jpg)
Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: flipper on January 31, 2008, 01:22:58 PM
:galm:
Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: Encino Man on January 31, 2008, 04:26:34 PM
I saw this yesterday and it was described as 'If David represented the modern American'.

I get the fat fuck part, but why the tiny penis???

(http://img167.imageshack.us/img167/1493/david784027kn2.jpg)


 :hmm:

 :lol:
Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: Dr. Leonard HmofCoy on January 31, 2008, 04:32:27 PM
why the tiny penis???

Steroids.
Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: Sidious on January 31, 2008, 04:57:32 PM
why the tiny penis???

Steroids.

Yep.  From when he bulked up.
Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: Encino Man on January 31, 2008, 05:00:29 PM
why the tiny penis???

Steroids.

I don't know why America has a tiny penis, but I think the fact that America has to be constantly at war is easily explained by America's tiny penis shame.
Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: random axe on January 31, 2008, 06:19:05 PM
They just didn't alter the tiny unit on the original.  However, the 'The fat thing, sure, but why such a small dick?' concept kind of typifies a lot of American thinking . . . .

I guess I'm now lumping Canadia in with that.  Too bad!
Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: eldiem on January 31, 2008, 07:00:20 PM
America does NOT have a small penis.

Florida is the biggest state on the east cost.
Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: BizB on January 31, 2008, 09:40:00 PM
http://img128.imageshack.us/img128/210/imag0016bwr2.jpg

Artists + Physics = WTF
Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: feffer on January 31, 2008, 09:41:36 PM
Wow.
Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: random axe on January 31, 2008, 10:35:13 PM
 :rollin:

They're not engineers.
Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: Stoater on January 31, 2008, 10:55:55 PM
America does NOT have a small penis.

Florida is the biggest state on the east cost.


Yeah, but a lot of the dudes with the monster wangs often have....... issues hoisting the mast. I KNOW THAT FROM MY LEARNINGS. So therefore it may or may not be true.
Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: Psidefect on January 31, 2008, 11:02:06 PM
http://img128.imageshack.us/img128/210/imag0016bwr2.jpg

Artists + Physics = WTF

 :lol:

Whenever I see something like that I have to wonder how the hell it gets past so many people on the way to the printer without anyone pointing out the stupid.
Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: Dr. Leonard HmofCoy on February 01, 2008, 12:03:17 AM
ARTISTS.

I know what they're like. I've been sleeping with one.
Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: TFJ on February 01, 2008, 08:01:31 AM
 :knotty:

i know we agreed it was time to tell but you could have at least waited for a thread that had a sexier cock in it.

 :whatever:
Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: Talix on February 01, 2008, 09:24:01 AM
You don't know how Manchester works.  That may be an excellent visual representation.
Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: Encino Man on February 01, 2008, 10:27:49 AM
You don't know how Manchester works.  That may be an excellent visual representation.

It's the truth. We were stranded there in 2004. The public transit in Manchester doesn't operate on Sundays. We ended up taking a $200 cab ride across England.
Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: random axe on February 01, 2008, 10:55:49 AM
I know somebody pointed it out.  Maybe a lot of somebodies.  But not until it had gotten past the art department and to mangement.

And then managers said, 'Oh, for christ's sake -- if I didn't notice it, no one else is going to!'

BUT . . . I guarantee you that some manager complained about some other stupid thing, just to be managey.  Like, maybe, that the 1 looks bigger than the 3, or that the lower logo looks vaguely like stylized breasts.  Something stupid.  It's inevitable.
Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: hajen on February 01, 2008, 01:27:10 PM
entrance to hell (http://bp3.blogger.com/_bkFIPLIOGL8/R6MT5r88vkI/AAAAAAAAILY/ECrkWV4dOEY/S1600-R/e020108.jpg)
Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: Encino Man on February 01, 2008, 04:14:12 PM
For the Patrick O'Brian fans, it's Jack Aubrey's arms:

(http://www.hmssurprise.org/images/aubrarms.gif)

Quarterly or and gules, on a fess azure three spotted-dicks, between in the first quarter an 18-pounder, in the second a sextant, in the third a fiddle sea-going, and in the fourth between a single star and a group of three stars the sun in his splendour.
Crest: on a ship's wheel a telescope of brass and cutlass saltire-wise.

Supporters: dexter a sloth debauched; sinister a Testudo aubreii proper, the whole upon a compartment representing th'impervious horrors of a lee shore (sort of).

Motto: Avis matutina... duabus in dumo par est. (The early bird... is worth two in the bush).

It's meant to represent skill at navigation, power of arms, a delight in astronomy and music, love of puddings and so on, with the motto exemplifying Jack's way with words.

Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: whidB on February 01, 2008, 05:48:39 PM
ARTISTS.

I know what they're like. I've been sleeping with one.

I'm sleeping with myself tonight.
Saved in time...thank god my music's still alive...
Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: Encino Man on February 06, 2008, 11:23:30 AM
This has to be the funniest lolcat yet...

(http://img176.imageshack.us/img176/5347/catyk0.jpg)
Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: feffer on February 11, 2008, 03:00:32 PM
Oh my LOL (http://www.c00lstuff.com/1133/Do_s_and_don_ts_with_babies/)
Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: Encino Man on February 11, 2008, 03:17:03 PM
Oh my LOL (http://www.c00lstuff.com/1133/Do_s_and_don_ts_with_babies/)

The 'checking diaper' one was my facebook profile pic for ages.
Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: feffer on February 12, 2008, 06:57:31 PM
(http://aycu24.webshots.com/image/44743/2001398446188700454_rs.jpg)

(http://img99.echo.cx/img99/1739/mickeygoatse1je.jpg)
Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: flipper on February 12, 2008, 08:03:39 PM
I always thought Mickey was into goatse.
Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: random axe on February 12, 2008, 10:16:36 PM
I didn't get it right away with the camera, but that clock was OH DEAR GOD.

:lol:
Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: Talix on February 13, 2008, 11:56:33 AM
The site (http://arabianmonkey.com/doclothesmakeyouadouchebag.html) takes forever to load, but it's worth it.

[attachment deleted by admin]
Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: TFJ on February 14, 2008, 11:15:10 AM
(http://img99.imageshack.us/img99/9746/yoga4lr.jpg)

don't know why. thought of stoater when i saw this. :shrug:

/ why am i always thinking of stoater these days? :eek:  ;)
Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: mrcookieface on February 14, 2008, 11:17:52 AM
That's awesome.


Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: hajen on February 14, 2008, 08:18:18 PM
(http://i184.photobucket.com/albums/x89/hajhajen/funny-pictures-cat-shirt-sleeve-bur.jpg)
Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: Psidefect on February 14, 2008, 11:47:22 PM
(http://www.rob-sheridan.com/tourist/scientology/images/_MG_2627.jpg)
Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: random axe on February 15, 2008, 10:34:01 AM
:hmm:

Let's see her without the handkerchief.
Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: Sidious on February 15, 2008, 11:28:46 AM
That pic makes me think of that old FARK cliche of the chick with the sign saying "THE RUG MATCHES THE CURTAINS".
Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: Dr. Leonard HmofCoy on February 15, 2008, 11:34:31 AM
:galm:

Wasn't that pnuk's photoshop? Wait, maybe OOB. Someone we know! ;)
Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: Sidious on February 15, 2008, 11:35:59 AM
It was definitely someone we know.  Can't remember who though.  It was a great image.
Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: mrcookieface on February 15, 2008, 11:38:09 AM
Dogbone.
Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: feffer on February 15, 2008, 11:41:05 AM
Yep, definitely Dogbone.
Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: Sidious on February 15, 2008, 11:46:01 AM
All righty then.  Dogbone, make with teh funny.


*taps foot*
Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: feffer on February 15, 2008, 01:08:22 PM
He used to have in in his fark profile.  Not no more.
Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: flipper on February 15, 2008, 02:19:10 PM
Is that Michael Jackson?
Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: random axe on February 15, 2008, 04:19:13 PM
Quote
Is that Michael Jackson?

 :shock:

LEAVE THE HANDKERCHIEF
Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: Encino Man on February 15, 2008, 04:31:39 PM
(http://img408.imageshack.us/img408/4796/billsit3.jpg)
Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: random axe on February 15, 2008, 04:41:16 PM
Ooooh . . . I love that.  That is EXACTLY what my first thought would have been.

When we were kids, my brother would sometimes write "(except this one [with an up arrow here])" under signs that said POST NO BILLS.

Born sarcastic.  What can I say?
Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: whidB on February 15, 2008, 04:43:35 PM
Yeah? Well what about us grils?
Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: Stoater on February 15, 2008, 06:55:11 PM
(http://img99.imageshack.us/img99/9746/yoga4lr.jpg)

don't know why. thought of stoater when i saw this. :shrug:

/ why am i always thinking of stoater these days? :eek:  ;)


Heh. I posted that back in the Foorum a while ago. It's a classic.
Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: mo on February 17, 2008, 01:30:54 PM
(http://www2.b3ta.com/host/creative/59481/1200309716/Nahtzee.gif)
Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: Psidefect on February 17, 2008, 11:16:16 PM
(http://www.marcofolio.net/images/stories/fun/imagedump/imgdmp_0802_1/february_08_1_40.jpg)
Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: sm0k4 on February 18, 2008, 07:04:25 AM
(http://www.marcofolio.net/images/stories/fun/imagedump/imgdmp_0802_1/february_08_1_40.jpg)
:rollin: :lol: :rollin: :lol:
Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: Psidefect on February 18, 2008, 04:01:36 PM
(http://torontoist.com/attachments/toronto_jonathang/2008_2_15Obay.jpg)

From here (http://torontoist.com/2008/02/the_ones_that_m.php?)
Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: Encino Man on February 18, 2008, 05:26:21 PM
(http://torontoist.com/attachments/toronto_jonathang/2008_2_15Obay.jpg)

From here (http://torontoist.com/2008/02/the_ones_that_m.php?)

Uh - yeah

Read my comments about this here:

http://www.bizarreconfessions.com/forum/index.php/topic,382.msg39017.html#new
Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: whidB on February 18, 2008, 05:35:41 PM
That wouldn't go over here. How dare anyone not take a pill to solve a problem. Why, we've got doctors working on this. Who the hell are you? You probably don't even have a degree in psychiatry. You're just like Noam Chomsky, butting in where you don't belong with no credentials.

Inconceivable.
Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: stormneedle on February 18, 2008, 05:59:25 PM
We Obay because Nim Chimpsky told us to.
Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: mo on February 19, 2008, 06:19:26 AM
(http://i189.photobucket.com/albums/z137/grex_pix/bush.gif)
Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: Talix on February 19, 2008, 10:20:58 AM
(http://www2.b3ta.com/host/creative/59481/1200309716/Nahtzee.gif)

The dice should have swastikas on them.
Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: Psidefect on February 22, 2008, 01:16:10 PM
All the World In A Song (http://strangemaps.wordpress.com/2008/02/22/247-all-the-world-in-a-song/)
Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: Dr. Leonard HmofCoy on February 22, 2008, 01:29:43 PM
Follow through on the link in the comments and you can listen to it. It's not bad, a little reminiscent of a Grateful Dead jam.
Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: hajen on February 23, 2008, 04:57:02 PM
http://www.goodexperience.com/broken/images/weakest_link.jpg
Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: Sidious on February 25, 2008, 03:34:29 PM
That image is a metaphor for DRM.
Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: random axe on February 25, 2008, 03:46:24 PM
Quote
That image is a metaphor for DRM.

Also DHS.




edit:  stupid page break . . . .
Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: Psidefect on February 28, 2008, 12:43:55 PM
Heh, this (http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v603/maggiereed2005/turd.jpg?t=1204053155) is kinda funny (and also kinda gross - skatologically - don't follow that link if you have a problem with that kind of thing).
Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: Psidefect on February 28, 2008, 12:45:06 PM
This image (http://blog.phiffer.org/post/27344630) isn't funny, but I realized my first reaction upon seeing it was :boobies:!

Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: flipper on February 28, 2008, 05:08:25 PM
The Earth is a big blue marble...
Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: Psidefect on March 04, 2008, 10:05:52 AM
(http://catandgirl.com/archive/cg0505bacon.gif)
Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: Talix on March 04, 2008, 10:08:58 AM
 :thumbsup:
Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: flipper on March 04, 2008, 01:43:49 PM
Damn, I really need some bacon.
Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: hajen on March 04, 2008, 04:42:04 PM
http://icanhascheezburger.com/2008/02/29/funny-pictures-recycle/
Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: Psidefect on March 08, 2008, 11:52:04 PM
(http://data.tumblr.com/udm8YMYs769fegatLH5EOBU7_r1_500.jpg)
Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: Stoater on March 09, 2008, 12:34:46 AM
 :rollin: :rollin: :rollin:
Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: stormneedle on March 09, 2008, 03:00:02 PM
Yeah, but I like the tattoo on the left side.
Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: Encino Man on March 09, 2008, 03:10:58 PM
(http://img340.imageshack.us/img340/1395/armpit793610jj1.jpg)
Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: flipper on March 10, 2008, 01:43:19 PM
(http://data.tumblr.com/udm8YMYs769fegatLH5EOBU7_r1_500.jpg)

 :knotty: :detta:
Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: Psidefect on March 13, 2008, 09:18:15 PM
(http://www.uneetee.com/designImages/det_fugitivetee.jpg)
Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: Talix on March 14, 2008, 08:13:18 AM
 :lol:

Now make an Alt key with weird clothes and a bad haircut.
Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: BizB on March 14, 2008, 08:17:08 AM
And a windows key that's broken down and crying.
Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: Psidefect on March 14, 2008, 08:21:17 AM
:lol:

Now make an Alt key with weird clothes and a bad haircut.

:galm:
Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: Encino Man on March 14, 2008, 09:15:29 AM
http://img72.imageshack.us/img72/9131/n28101433413302061595ze9.jpg

possibly nsfw

edit: made into a link rather than an img
Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: Stoater on March 14, 2008, 12:04:10 PM
(http://img72.imageshack.us/img72/9131/n28101433413302061595ze9.jpg)


WATSON'S TAINT!

Also, that ain't SFW
Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: Encino Man on March 14, 2008, 01:39:28 PM



WATSON'S TAINT!

Also, that ain't SFW

 :lol: well you're the one still broadcasting it missy.
Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: Psidefect on March 14, 2008, 10:48:33 PM
I would totally buy one of these:

(http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2378/2328942331_fc3ef30593_o.jpg) (http://www.flickr.com/photos/misscellania/2328942331/)
Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: hajen on March 21, 2008, 11:01:11 AM
(http://i184.photobucket.com/albums/x89/hajhajen/e032008.jpg)
Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: Talix on March 21, 2008, 11:02:06 AM
 :spittake: :lol:
Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: Psidefect on March 25, 2008, 09:37:40 AM
(http://i27.tinypic.com/rhsxa0.jpg)
Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: flipper on March 25, 2008, 12:53:39 PM
:galm:
Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: Psidefect on March 26, 2008, 11:55:28 AM
(http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3066/2362618676_36a1253953_o.jpg)
Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: Talix on March 26, 2008, 12:55:32 PM
I'm pretty sure it doesn't say "Hitler" or "Nazi" anywhere in there!
Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: Dr. Leonard HmofCoy on March 26, 2008, 01:08:20 PM
It says "Bush."

:bolt:
Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: Psidefect on March 27, 2008, 11:01:40 AM
(http://aa1.naurunappula.com/0/073/220/182693.jpg)

:diabolical:
Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: Psidefect on March 27, 2008, 11:01:48 PM
(http://www.americanscientist.org/content/AMSCI/AMSCI/Image/FullImage_200593012528_307.jpg)
Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: hajen on March 28, 2008, 12:57:19 AM
(http://sinfest.net/comikaze/comics/2008-03-26.gif)
Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: Psidefect on March 28, 2008, 07:45:11 AM
I've always wondered what the H stood for.
Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: Psidefect on March 28, 2008, 07:53:43 AM
This one's for my Mistrix:

(http://imgs.xkcd.com/comics/laser_scope.jpg) (http://xkcd.com/101/)
Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: Talix on March 28, 2008, 08:33:24 AM
I've always wondered what the H stood for.

Hella
Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: feffer on March 28, 2008, 01:16:56 PM
(http://img.thedailywtf.com/images/mfd/mfd22_aaea2c1c.png)
Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: stormneedle on March 28, 2008, 01:46:09 PM
That seems strangely probable.
Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: eldiem on March 28, 2008, 08:18:44 PM
(http://www.americanscientist.org/content/AMSCI/AMSCI/Image/FullImage_200593012528_307.jpg)

Yep. I've had this one hanging in my cube for a couple of years now, I think.
Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: Psidefect on March 31, 2008, 08:12:39 AM
(http://i28.tinypic.com/2mdgm7c.jpg)
Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: Psidefect on March 31, 2008, 08:13:05 AM
(http://media.fukung.net/images/6191/whereisyourgodnow.jpg)
Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: Psidefect on March 31, 2008, 08:13:26 AM
(http://imagechan.com/images/2b15230c5b8fcf5a6e8e5417974200a1.jpg)
Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: Psidefect on March 31, 2008, 09:18:20 AM
(http://www.viruscomix.com/takethetightrope.jpg)
Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: Talix on March 31, 2008, 09:27:18 AM
I don't know whether to laugh or cry.
Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: BizB on March 31, 2008, 09:34:17 AM
Does being one of the "Everyone Else" count as courageous?
Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: Psidefect on March 31, 2008, 10:05:15 AM
I don't know whether to laugh or cry.

Laugh was my first reaction.

Then the ice weasels came.

Does being one of the "Everyone Else" count as courageous?

Apparently they are mutually exclusive.
Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: whidB on March 31, 2008, 03:16:32 PM
No, "Everyone Else" just refers to people who blindly follow directions.
Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: Psidefect on March 31, 2008, 03:43:17 PM
(http://bitsandpieces.us/wp-content/uploads/2008/03/imagesclinton-2dpsu1.jpg)
Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: whidB on March 31, 2008, 04:02:34 PM
Clinton looks like Bob Barker in that pic....
Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: Sidious on March 31, 2008, 04:15:48 PM
Please spay or neuter your ex-presidents.
Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: dogbone on April 01, 2008, 06:36:52 AM
(http://i28.tinypic.com/2mdgm7c.jpg)
Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: Psidefect on April 01, 2008, 07:19:59 AM
I feel like I've seen that before.
Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: BizB on April 01, 2008, 08:20:36 AM
Good art is like that.
Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: Psidefect on April 01, 2008, 09:42:09 AM
Speaking of good art, check out these Mad Magazine fold-ins (http://www.nytimes.com/interactive/2008/03/28/arts/20080330_FOLD_IN_FEATURE.html).
Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: flipper on April 01, 2008, 01:47:46 PM
Good ones :detta:
Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: mo on April 01, 2008, 05:03:58 PM
Whoa. Flashback. I used to love those things. I remember some of those from the 60's and 70's. That and Spy vs. Spy were my favorite parts of the magazine.
Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: Sidious on April 01, 2008, 05:53:36 PM
I still have all of my Mad Magazines from the 80s when I was heavily into them.  I too was a big fan of Spy vs. Spy, and the cartoons of Al Jaffee and Sergio Aragones in particular.  I think many of my rather warped views of humor are probably a result of my always having my nose buried in something from the "usual gang of idiots".
Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: random axe on April 02, 2008, 12:07:56 AM
Aragones ruled.

I have almost every issue 1-100.

(At the shop.  Not personally.  Alas.)
Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: Psidefect on April 02, 2008, 08:39:07 AM
The Real Homer (http://bp2.blogger.com/_8tYhjRqm9wo/R-KrxEf-aaI/AAAAAAAAAEY/qXAa3n-vHqQ/s1600-h/realhomer.jpg)
Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: mo on April 02, 2008, 11:15:34 AM
 :spittake:
Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: Sidious on April 02, 2008, 05:20:48 PM
The Real Homer (http://bp2.blogger.com/_8tYhjRqm9wo/R-KrxEf-aaI/AAAAAAAAAEY/qXAa3n-vHqQ/s1600-h/realhomer.jpg)

Great Boris Yeltsin!

That's disturbing!   :shock:
Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: dogbone on April 02, 2008, 05:40:21 PM
I need to keep up.

That said: SHUT UP, DEFECT!
Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: sm0k4 on April 02, 2008, 09:13:27 PM
(http://i28.tinypic.com/2mdgm7c.jpg)

 :rollin: :rollin: :rollin: :rollin: :rollin: :rollin: :rollin:
Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: Psidefect on April 02, 2008, 10:33:32 PM
dogbone would get the credit.

It's like high school all over again.
Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: feffer on April 03, 2008, 11:06:49 AM
 :lol:  Awwwwww!
Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: TFJ on April 03, 2008, 11:20:50 AM

(http://i28.tinypic.com/2mdgm7c.jpg)

Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: Psidefect on April 03, 2008, 11:38:54 AM
I feel like I've seen that before.
Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: flipper on April 03, 2008, 02:51:05 PM
I saw yours first.

(feel free to take that out of context if you like big boy :knotty:)
Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: Psidefect on April 03, 2008, 09:59:02 PM
http://lh3.google.ca/abramsv/R41qcUKUoVI/AAAAAAAAED8/dSTqOmA0z0E/s1600-h/no-swimming-sign.jpg (http://lh3.google.ca/abramsv/R41qcUKUoVI/AAAAAAAAED8/dSTqOmA0z0E/s1600-h/no-swimming-sign.jpg)
Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: NexR on April 04, 2008, 12:00:39 PM
Holy Hell! I just caught up on 20 pages of this thread.

(http://farm3.pics4thesoul.com/pics/pic_5757.jpg)

That's awesome, have y'all seen The King of Kong (http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0923752/)? You might say some of these guys are obsessed.
Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: sm0k4 on April 05, 2008, 08:23:58 AM
*splort* (http://www.snorgtees.com/thechickenortheegg-p-357.html)
Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: Talix on April 06, 2008, 08:34:39 AM
*splort* (http://www.snorgtees.com/thechickenortheegg-p-357.html)

Awe.some.
Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: Stoater on April 06, 2008, 11:40:39 AM
I dunno that I would have chosen a red background for the bedding, considering where eggs come out of.  :trance:

It occurs to me that I may, on occasion, overthink things.
Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: Psidefect on April 11, 2008, 02:54:45 PM
(http://pics.ipostr.com/pics/pic_12078597925436.jpg)
Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: Sidious on April 11, 2008, 04:49:30 PM
This is cross posted from elsewhere today.

I got this messagebox on our company phone system today as I was provisioning a new extension.

(http://www.guildhaven.org/images/end_of_creation.jpg)

I was afraid to press OK.

 :uncertain:
Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: flipper on April 11, 2008, 05:12:08 PM
I pressed it a bunch of times and nothing happened.
Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: Stoater on April 11, 2008, 05:49:48 PM
I pressed it a bunch of times and nothing happened.

I know! WTF. Button should do what it says it does.
Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: whidB on April 11, 2008, 06:23:53 PM
How do you know it hasn't and just hasn't kicked in yet? Congratulations. You just destroyed a bunch of creations.
Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: flipper on April 11, 2008, 07:50:15 PM
Good thing I evolved huh.  When I drive by that fundie church tonight, it better be gone!
Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: Dr. Leonard HmofCoy on April 11, 2008, 08:25:04 PM
I wasn't kidding about the hip replacements.

[attachment deleted by admin]
Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: mo on April 11, 2008, 08:37:15 PM
whoa
Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: NexR on April 11, 2008, 08:57:11 PM
Cool!



Next the blinking lights.
Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: hajen on April 12, 2008, 09:15:47 AM
DAS BLINKEN LITEZ
Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: Stoater on April 12, 2008, 10:06:14 AM
 :hmm:



[attachment deleted by admin]
Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: Psidefect on April 12, 2008, 10:25:48 AM
:galm:
Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: Dr. Leonard HmofCoy on April 12, 2008, 11:30:35 AM
:rollin:
Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: hajen on April 13, 2008, 08:57:33 AM
 :lol:
Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: mo on April 13, 2008, 04:01:51 PM
:clap:
Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: Psidefect on April 14, 2008, 10:11:25 PM
Celebrity pictures when they were kids or teens (http://www.jimmyr.com/blog/Famous_People_When_Young_226_2007.php)
Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: eldiem on April 14, 2008, 11:12:01 PM
A girl in band today told me I look like Drew Barrymore. ....
Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: mo on April 15, 2008, 05:46:55 AM
The Jean Claude Van Damme was my favorite.
Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: sm0k4 on April 15, 2008, 05:50:29 AM
Celebrity pictures when they were kids or teens (http://www.jimmyr.com/blog/Famous_People_When_Young_226_2007.php)

I first read "Jean Reno" as "Janet Reno". I was like  :hmm: I just don't see it.

You know that's not the first time that happened.
Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: random axe on April 15, 2008, 07:32:22 AM
Ooooh . . . it's been a zillion years, but there used to be a site where they took childhood photos of famous people and used age-progression software on them, and then you had to guess who they were.  It was kind of eerie and hypnotic.

I think I've seen that photo of Bruce Willis elsewhere as a childhood photo of some other celebrity.  Odd.
Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: Talix on April 15, 2008, 09:24:05 AM
My two favorite F1 names - Kimi Raikkonen and Mika Hakkinen!

Also - how ahead of her time was Courtney Love?  Already sporting' the flannel.
Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: Stoater on April 15, 2008, 10:51:48 AM
LAF!


Turning hotlinking into advertising.
Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: mo on April 15, 2008, 11:10:03 AM
Bastards. I knew they were gonna do that. It was Jean Claude Van Damme. You can see where he got his bad attitude from.
Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: Psidefect on April 15, 2008, 11:22:47 AM
(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v209/kenpatt/WoWScrnShot_041308_005411.jpg)
Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: BizB on April 15, 2008, 11:28:34 AM
groan
Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: feffer on April 15, 2008, 12:33:27 PM
Punk saw something very similar to that in game.
Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: hajen on April 16, 2008, 11:40:04 AM
http://www.engadget.com/2008/04/16/the-body-laptop-interface-is-knitted-from-thneed-which-nobody-n/
Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: BizB on April 16, 2008, 12:15:09 PM
I think NFL refs should be required to use one of those when doing instant-replay reviews - and they should do it at mid-field.
Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: mrcookieface on April 18, 2008, 01:13:07 PM
My friend ordered this cake for the staff at his school today.  He kept a straight face when he went to pick it up.

(http://img221.imageshack.us/img221/294/cakeim6.jpg)

Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: First Post on April 18, 2008, 01:21:09 PM
(http://img225.imageshack.us/img225/3359/nemi1974600x194ue9.gif)
Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: First Post on April 18, 2008, 01:30:06 PM
cookie I'm reminded of this one:

(http://img211.imageshack.us/img211/3670/underneatthattb7.jpg)
Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: sm0k4 on April 18, 2008, 07:39:58 PM
 :rollin:
Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: hajen on April 19, 2008, 11:27:52 AM
That cake is hilarious, MCF! I want to do that now!

Here is my funny images contribution for today:
http://listoftheday.blogspot.com/2008/04/best-of-lotd-glamour-shots.html

My mother and aunt did these years ago. The collar clutching was a standard pose!
Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: Talix on April 20, 2008, 07:38:11 AM
I'll have to scan mine - there's totally at least one collar clutch.
Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: sm0k4 on April 20, 2008, 06:02:05 PM

Here is my funny images contribution for today:
http://listoftheday.blogspot.com/2008/04/best-of-lotd-glamour-shots.html

My mother and aunt did these years ago. The collar clutching was a standard pose!

Edwina is totally thinking dirty thoughts. You can see it.  :trance:
Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: Dr. Leonard HmofCoy on April 20, 2008, 06:23:35 PM
"Short for Edwina. Turn to the RAAGHT"
Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: dogbone on April 20, 2008, 09:00:06 PM
Edwina is totally thinking dirty thoughts. You can see it.  :trance:

She is trying very hard to either drop ass or not drop ass. I'm not sure which.
Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: NexR on April 21, 2008, 10:49:05 AM
(http://boldt.us/4828-2/beer-spill)

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!


:baby: jesus :cry:
Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: Psidefect on April 21, 2008, 11:02:15 AM
"Short for Edwina. Turn to the RAAGHT"

"You're a flower, you are. Just a little desert flower."
Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: random axe on April 21, 2008, 06:08:49 PM
Grolsch is one of the better beer names.  Especially since they don't make Blatz anymore.  Well, Miller makes a sort of Blatz, under contract, but we all know that the true Blatz has long since Pabst away.

Google tells me that the guy at the top of Pabst is Charles Blatz, no relation.  Strange world.
Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: Sidious on April 22, 2008, 12:35:40 PM
If Grolsch isn't onomatopoeia, I don't know what is.
Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: Talix on April 22, 2008, 12:56:56 PM
Schlitz?
Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: BizB on April 22, 2008, 01:44:59 PM
(http://www.bizb.biz/images/fun/cutabitch.jpg)

Inspired by everyone's offer to get revenge on A's behalf.
Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: TFJ on April 22, 2008, 02:05:47 PM
 :lol:  :thumbsup:

i hope everything turns out ok you guys. some of my favorite peeps in the intarwebs.

:hug:



:needles:
Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: random axe on April 22, 2008, 07:26:51 PM
Jimmy Durante used to sing a song . . . I can't remember the words properly, but it was something about

A boy sat beneath Annheuser Busch
The rain was coming down in Schlitz


[something about how he tried to kiss a girl and got slapped]

He rose a sad Budweiser boy
Pabst yes, Pabst no, Pabst yes.


The weird thing is that I saw the sheet music to it at Archives once.  I meant to buy it, but I forgot, and apparently someone else did.


edit:  Blatz is the sound that TIE Fighter blaster cannons make.
Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: sm0k4 on April 23, 2008, 06:07:15 AM
(http://www.bizb.biz/images/fun/cutabitch.jpg)

Inspired by everyone's offer to get revenge on A's behalf.

Brazilliant.
Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: Psidefect on April 24, 2008, 12:10:14 PM
These were used as restroom indicators:


[attachment deleted by admin]
Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: flipper on April 24, 2008, 12:52:36 PM
That's knotty
Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: Psidefect on April 28, 2008, 01:17:42 PM
(http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2309/2433728282_d3e7fa7348.jpg?v=0)
Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: Hedaira on April 29, 2008, 11:25:58 AM
(http://www.bizb.biz/images/fun/cutabitch.jpg)

Inspired by everyone's offer to get revenge on A's behalf.

Brazilliant.

I need to borrow that
Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: BizB on April 29, 2008, 01:21:37 PM
Every year, just AFTER they do the employee evaluations and raises, they release the internal employee satisfaction survey.  Because nobody believes that the survey could make a difference, it's tough to get people to participate.

The survey is called "Look Inside"

Every year, for the month before the survey goes live, we get daily reminders via email and posters and yatta-yatta telling us that the survey is coming up.

I just made my own little reminder on my buddy's whiteboard...

(http://www.bizb.biz/images/fun/lookinside.jpg)
Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: feffer on April 29, 2008, 02:10:27 PM
Ooh, better add the wedding ring! 
Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: BizB on April 29, 2008, 02:12:09 PM
Done
Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: flipper on April 29, 2008, 06:04:58 PM
Excellent :clap: :detta:
Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: Hedaira on April 30, 2008, 09:48:38 PM
My unsolicited yet unstoppable opinion is that Goatse is always appropriate.
Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: NexR on May 03, 2008, 11:05:33 AM
(http://i25.tinypic.com/xe0pe8.jpg)
Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: hajen on May 04, 2008, 10:19:03 PM
"offical" (http://www.sfgate.com/cgi-bin/object/dayinpictures?o=4&f=/g/a/2008/05/02/dip.DTL&type=dayinpictures)
Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: stormneedle on May 04, 2008, 10:33:30 PM
Proofreaders Wanted.
Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: Dr. Leonard HmofCoy on May 04, 2008, 10:34:22 PM
OFFECAL
Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: feffer on May 05, 2008, 02:29:01 AM
The caption made me  :lol:
Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: Dr. Leonard HmofCoy on May 05, 2008, 12:01:13 PM
Oprah visits Tom Cruise (http://www.iambossy.com/i_am_bossy/2008/05/for-those-of-yo.html), as rendered by Bossy in mixed media.
Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: Psidefect on May 06, 2008, 07:56:05 AM
(http://nfccomic.com/comics/205.jpg)
Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: Dr. Leonard HmofCoy on May 06, 2008, 08:09:05 AM
i find this nerdy humor amusing
Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: BizB on May 06, 2008, 08:22:53 AM
This was in my inbox this morning (without the Grammar Nazi markup)

My buddy Jason and I are going to join with the team-name "Then/Than".

Quote
Back by popular demand is the Northwood Corn Toss Tournament. This is a great opportunity to interact with your co-workers and have some fun. Think about choosing a partner from a department other than your own or choose a different partner then the last tournament. Let’s mix it up!

 

Details of the event are listed below. LET’S HAVE SOME FUN!!!!

(http://www.bizb.biz/images/fun/corntoss.jpg)


Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: Talix on May 06, 2008, 10:04:54 AM
I think technically we're allowed to split "to be", so "will once again be" is not wrong.  Nor is "to boldly go".


Denny Crane!
Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: mo on May 06, 2008, 11:31:51 AM
Putting "Sign up now for some fun!" in rainbow type should be circled. Especially in an ad with the term "cornhole" in it.
Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: flipper on May 06, 2008, 02:45:22 PM
Putting "Sign up now for some fun!" in rainbow type should be circled. Especially in an ad with the term "cornhole" in it.

:galm:
Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: random axe on May 06, 2008, 04:59:18 PM
Quote
I think technically we're allowed to split "to be", so "will once again be" is not wrong.  Nor is "to boldly go".

Correct!  The prohibition against split infinitives is a New Latin rule -- in Latin, an infinitive like 'to be' is just one word, so there's no easy way to split it (although there are infinitive forms that are formed with multiple words, but never mind) -- but even then it was originally just a stylistic guideline, in case you weren't smart enough to turn 'to boldy go' into, um, audacter ire otherwise.

It's odd, anyway, because other Latin verb single-word forms that correspond to multiple words in English don't get the same treatment.  Also, in English there are times when a split infinitive can't be duplicated by moving the adverb out of the middle, as in (I'm terrible at coming up with examples, but) 'I want to really kick your ass', which is not the same as 'I really want to kick your ass' (which has a different emphasis) or 'I want to kick really your ass' (which doesn't even make sense).  In English, word order affects meaning much more than it does in Latin, after all.


I have to say, though, that "2-Player Teams" is correct, although it would look a lot better as 'Two-Player Teams'.  That "2-Player" is a compound adjective, and the hyphen helps differentiate between a grammatical meaning of have two 'player teams', whatever those might be.  Compound adjectives don't always have to be hyphenated, but it's one of those grammatical rules where style sometimes trumps and sometimes doesn't, like the issue of commas between serial adjectives.
Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: BizB on May 06, 2008, 08:52:07 PM
The dash in 2-Player was added by me.  That's why it's red.
Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: random axe on May 06, 2008, 09:36:02 PM
My color vision is non-standard.  I did not see that it was red, but just that it was circled.

ObObessive:  That's a hyphen, m'friend.  A dash is longer and serves a different purpose.
Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: BizB on May 07, 2008, 07:47:55 AM
/me bans random axe
Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: Talix on May 07, 2008, 09:49:26 AM
I unbanish Axe.

/Sawyer
Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: flipper on May 07, 2008, 02:31:49 PM
/me urbanishes Axe
Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: Dr. Leonard HmofCoy on May 07, 2008, 02:39:13 PM
* HMOF 9000 burnishes random axe
Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: Psidefect on May 07, 2008, 02:44:54 PM
* Psidefect brandishes random axe
Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: BizB on May 07, 2008, 03:04:18 PM
/me pours axe a brandy
Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: flipper on May 07, 2008, 03:18:45 PM
/me sings a Looking Glass hit to Axe
Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: Sidious on May 07, 2008, 03:41:32 PM
/me axes flipper randomly -- at a barndance
Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: Dr. Leonard HmofCoy on May 07, 2008, 03:45:30 PM
* HMOF 9000 axes BizB for a snifter of that random brandy
Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: NexR on May 07, 2008, 04:27:50 PM
* Nex spreads Random's axes at sea.
Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: random axe on May 07, 2008, 07:53:37 PM
That . . . sounds painful.  And British.
Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: feffer on May 12, 2008, 12:38:58 PM
Manbabies (http://www.gigglesugar.com/gallery/view/1614660?page=0,0,0)  (SFW, not what you're thinking)
Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: flipper on May 12, 2008, 02:23:16 PM
Dogbone will be very disappointed.
Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: NexR on May 16, 2008, 12:24:31 PM
(http://ihasahotdog.files.wordpress.com/2008/03/funny-dog-pictures-secret-service-squirrel-takes-bullet.jpg)
Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: Psidefect on May 20, 2008, 09:10:32 AM
(http://i188.photobucket.com/albums/z56/LinkRJH/wrong-convention.jpg)
Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: NexR on May 20, 2008, 10:26:42 AM
*shudder*
Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: mo on May 20, 2008, 11:15:57 AM
Maybe not. Maybe the gun is real.

The joke's on you, you furry fuckers!  :cyber:
Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: Psidefect on May 20, 2008, 03:34:03 PM
(http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3068/2496683527_d172c8261c_o.jpg)
Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: Sidious on May 20, 2008, 05:19:19 PM
People do that in the permit-only municipal lots downtown where I park for work every day.

I like to squeeze into the spot to the left of them and block their driver-side door whenever I see someone parked like that, even if there are other spots available.   :diablo:
Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: whidB on May 20, 2008, 05:41:46 PM
Ah, I remember this "parking." From long ago...

I wonder if it's like riding a bike...you never forget how...

:bolt:
Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: suitep on May 20, 2008, 06:47:51 PM

I like to squeeze into the spot to the left of them and block their driver-side door whenever I see someone parked like that, even if there are other spots available.   :diablo:

I'd do the same thing. In a heartbeat.
Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: Hedaira on May 20, 2008, 08:35:03 PM
 :detta:

Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: flipper on May 22, 2008, 05:42:01 PM

I like to squeeze into the spot to the left of them and block their driver-side door whenever I see someone parked like that, even if there are other spots available.   :diablo:

I'd do the same thing. In a heartbeat.

Yep same here.  One time Sandy and I took two cars to Ian's Dr. appt.  Some asshole in an H1 parked in a compact spot with both sides of the vehicle over the lines.  Sandy blocked his driver's side and I blocked in his passenger's side (even though it meant I had to crawl over to the passenger side to get in and out, but it was worth it).  It was still there when we left about an hour later, so I'm hoping the bastard was at least inconvenienced.
Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: Psidefect on May 28, 2008, 08:55:21 AM
(http://img79.imageshack.us/img79/6555/1210300064121rv8.jpg)
Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: Psidefect on May 28, 2008, 11:03:47 AM
(http://i29.tinypic.com/xqkf9c.jpg)
Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: Dr. Leonard HmofCoy on May 28, 2008, 11:37:20 AM
Actually, this is the "funny" images thread, :hoss:
Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: Psidefect on May 28, 2008, 01:39:26 PM
Don't get uppity.
Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: Encino Man on May 28, 2008, 02:23:14 PM
(http://img372.imageshack.us/img372/6933/33apr9nomoredonkeyrapezj3.jpg)


(http://img513.imageshack.us/img513/6241/1210606108947yo5.jpg)
Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: NexR on May 28, 2008, 03:44:43 PM
Camel toads are exactly why guardians should perhaps limit the degree to which they are willing to invade children's privacy.  That's not so bad, but what if you find out your kid is a masochist or a furry?
Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: Psidefect on May 28, 2008, 03:48:57 PM
I'd beat my kid if he was a masochist.
Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: NexR on May 28, 2008, 03:51:24 PM
What if he were a fecalpheliac?
Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: Psidefect on May 28, 2008, 03:52:34 PM
Beat the shit out of him.
Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: NexR on May 28, 2008, 03:56:27 PM
I think that would have to be for a masofecalpheliac.  How about a pedamasofecalnecropheliac?
Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: Psidefect on May 28, 2008, 04:02:09 PM
Build a bridge out of 'im?
Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: feffer on June 03, 2008, 03:01:44 AM
While I have no problems with what this banner (http://assortednutz.com/liz/chubby.jpg) is advertising it still made me WTF a little, especially when combined with the subject of the article.
Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: Encino Man on June 04, 2008, 10:40:12 AM
While I have no problems with what this banner (http://assortednutz.com/liz/chubby.jpg) is advertising it still made me WTF a little, especially when combined with the subject of the article.


Uhhh, if I was you I'd delete my cookies. That seems like user focused advertising. Do you and Josh share a logon to the same PC? Just wondering.
Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: feffer on June 04, 2008, 01:07:06 PM
 :lol:  No.  That was on my laptop, which he never uses.
Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: Encino Man on June 04, 2008, 01:42:03 PM
:lol:  No.  That was on my laptop, which he never uses.

A likely story. When he stayed over at my place he was like 'hey, do you mind of I use your PC to surf some chubby gay porn sites before I go to bed?'
Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: Hedaira on June 04, 2008, 01:50:25 PM
:lol:  No.  That was on my laptop, which he never uses.

A likely story. When he stayed over at my place he was like 'hey, do you mind of I use your PC to surf some chubby gay porn sites before I go to bed?'

 :spittake: :galm:
Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: whidB on June 04, 2008, 02:19:10 PM
Hee HEEE.
Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: Hedaira on June 04, 2008, 03:05:15 PM
Via b3ta

http://img.misco.co.uk/images/uploadedimages/Gallery/large/27461-009.jpg
Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: Sidious on June 04, 2008, 03:07:33 PM
Via b3ta

http://img.misco.co.uk/images/uploadedimages/Gallery/large/27461-009.jpg

Heh.  Reminds me of this one:

(http://www.guildhaven.org/images/goat_time_cover_092004.jpg)
Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: Encino Man on June 04, 2008, 03:07:40 PM
(http://img503.imageshack.us/img503/1091/joshchubbyxa7.jpg)
Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: Hedaira on June 04, 2008, 04:51:17 PM
 :rollin: :rollin: :rollin:
Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: feffer on June 04, 2008, 04:57:22 PM
I don't think he looks in this thread...  :happy:  Perhaps you should take this opportunity to start running.
Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: TehPnuk on June 04, 2008, 06:42:44 PM
A likely story. When he stayed over at my place he was like 'hey, do you mind of I use your PC to surf some chubby gay porn sites before I go to bed?'

When in Rome ...
Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: Sidious on June 05, 2008, 03:33:16 PM
Hah! (http://www.flickr.com/photos/cordeiro/248545574/in/set-72157594303677156/)

 :lol: :banana: :lol:
Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: Psidefect on June 10, 2008, 11:34:26 AM
(http://i28.tinypic.com/143f1fp.jpg)
Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: Hedaira on June 10, 2008, 06:47:25 PM
Hah! (http://www.flickr.com/photos/cordeiro/248545574/in/set-72157594303677156/)

 :lol: :banana: :lol:

I stared at those gifs waaaaaay too long.
Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: mrcookieface on June 10, 2008, 06:54:20 PM
 :spittake:
Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: Psidefect on June 11, 2008, 09:01:49 AM
(http://chickencrap.com/images/1690.jpg)
Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: robin on June 11, 2008, 09:13:18 AM
 :thumbsup: :thumbsup:   my sentiments exactly
Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: Sidious on June 11, 2008, 02:27:41 PM
Just took these pics of a bar across from where I work.  It's called "McRUDY'S", but apparently today they're havening signage problems:

(http://www.guildhaven.org/images/cruds_01.jpg)


(http://www.guildhaven.org/images/cruds_02.jpg)
Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: Dr. Leonard HmofCoy on June 11, 2008, 02:29:30 PM
 :shock: Wait. Is that St. Cloud? That looks familiar. Have I drunk in that bar before? :lol:
Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: Sidious on June 11, 2008, 02:33:50 PM
:shock: Wait. Is that St. Cloud? That looks familiar. Have I drunk in that bar before? :lol:

Yep.  And yes, most likely, you have.  McRUDY'S has been here for ages.
Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: Dr. Leonard HmofCoy on June 11, 2008, 05:26:33 PM
That was back when the drinking age (in Minnesota) was 19.

cRUD! :rollin:
Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: Sidious on June 11, 2008, 05:46:49 PM
Dude!  That was in 1986!!!!   :shock:
Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: Dr. Leonard HmofCoy on June 11, 2008, 06:07:06 PM
Uh ... *counts on fingers* Actually it was like 1984. :innocent:
Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: BizB on June 11, 2008, 07:33:12 PM
That's the year I graduated from high school, joined the USAF and moved away from home for the first time.
Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: Psidefect on June 11, 2008, 09:22:13 PM
That was the year I turned ten and went into the fourth grade.

Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: whidB on June 11, 2008, 09:31:40 PM
Don't be silly. 4th grade was in the '70s... :fingerwag:
Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: feffer on June 11, 2008, 09:42:34 PM
I turned 7.  My sister turned 3.  My coworker was 2 years away from being born.   :whatever:
Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: whidB on June 11, 2008, 09:48:01 PM
Yeah, everybody else was born later...
Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: stormneedle on June 11, 2008, 09:58:16 PM
*feels his age*
*gets kicked off lawn by eldest cat muttering about "people years"*
Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: eldiem on June 11, 2008, 10:25:33 PM
1984, I was 5.

Our intern's 19th birthday was today. She came in to the office and started talking about how old she was getting, despite the daggers from the rest of us...
Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: whidB on June 12, 2008, 01:06:31 AM
Not to interrupt the remin-is-cing...(Little River Band Earwr0m)

(http://imgs.xkcd.com/comics/duty_calls.png)
Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: Psidefect on June 12, 2008, 08:02:41 AM
(http://lh6.ggpht.com/abramsv/SDz03SFUZzI/AAAAAAAATDw/5TqvmChs68I/s640/028_pics.jpg) (http://www.darkroastedblend.com/2008/06/unexpected-creativity-found-in-unusual.html)

(if you click on that it'll take you to the article, which is pretty cool)
Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: robin on June 12, 2008, 12:02:14 PM
 :lol :rollin:  :rollin:  indeed... :lol: :lol: 
Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: robin on June 12, 2008, 12:04:41 PM
cool wes bite too....
Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: feffer on June 12, 2008, 02:57:51 PM
Serious business.

(http://www.nataliedee.com/071907/cron-is-serious-business.jpg)
Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: Dr. Leonard HmofCoy on June 12, 2008, 03:38:48 PM
I enjoyed viewing that image.
Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: dogbone on June 13, 2008, 09:19:47 PM
Serious business.

That was a good day.
Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: Hedaira on June 15, 2008, 03:09:10 PM
(http://www.thehelliswrongwithyou.com/imgs/bunnyscream.jpg)
Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: bit zero on June 16, 2008, 01:55:55 AM
(http://www.thehelliswrongwithyou.com/imgs/bunnyscream.jpg)


needs more plunger
Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: feffer on June 16, 2008, 02:12:44 AM
It gives me the lulz.
Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: Psidefect on June 17, 2008, 07:47:58 AM
(http://thebrokenforum.files.wordpress.com/2008/06/mccain-nope.jpg)
Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: Psidefect on June 17, 2008, 11:33:50 AM
(http://www.theweekdaily.com/images/front_picture_library_UK/dir_15/the_week_7710_5.jpg)
Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: Psidefect on June 17, 2008, 11:34:47 AM
(http://incredimazing.com/static/media/2007/11/01/677c9038e34cbd8/mceschercar.jpg)
Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: Psidefect on June 17, 2008, 11:36:13 AM
(http://www.jonco48.com/blog/beware_20of_20the.jpg)
Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: Psidefect on June 19, 2008, 10:54:10 AM
(http://photofile.ru/photo/fishki_net/3578537/78314541.jpg)
Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: dogbone on June 20, 2008, 05:24:28 PM
It's good to see Tim Roth getting some work.
Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: whidB on June 20, 2008, 09:13:12 PM
No, that's Agnes Moorhead...
Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: dogbone on June 21, 2008, 11:48:02 AM
Much like Jello, there's always room for Moorhead.
Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: Psidefect on June 24, 2008, 07:40:06 AM
Wanted (http://www.morefishthanman.com/2008/06/19/wanted/)
Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: Psidefect on June 24, 2008, 07:40:35 AM
(http://images.loqu.com/photos/998/585/this-is-why-it-s-fat.jpg)
Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: random axe on June 24, 2008, 07:45:16 AM
 :shock:

I don't think that's terribly safe, either.
Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: BizB on June 24, 2008, 07:56:32 AM
I wonder what the most she's ever lost on a coin flip (http://bp0.blogger.com/_5LZFBy22PXs/R8JXESI3sXI/AAAAAAAAA2k/6x8QgZO5VEk/s200/Support-no-country-for-old-men-javier-bardem-46a)
Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: Dr. Leonard HmofCoy on June 24, 2008, 09:02:43 AM
Oooh yeahh
Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: feffer on June 24, 2008, 11:25:04 AM
That was in Seattle.  *shame*  Maybe she needed to return the Segway somewhere!  Or the baby, I don't know.
Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: Encino Man on June 24, 2008, 03:04:19 PM
That was in Seattle.  *shame*  Maybe she needed to return the Segway somewhere!  Or the baby, I don't know.

How do you know?
Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: feffer on June 24, 2008, 05:03:28 PM
Because somebody posted it in the Seattle LJ community saying they just took the picture outside their window.  I want to say it was in Greenlake?
Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: sm0k4 on June 25, 2008, 05:46:15 AM
I like that picture with the other caption better.
Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: Psidefect on June 25, 2008, 10:15:23 AM
This woman should be beaten (http://bp0.blogger.com/_6-TM5eQZR4k/SGFPfRKQkOI/AAAAAAAABxg/TRieFgXu0UU/s1600-h/ridicolous-poodle.jpg).
Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: Encino Man on June 25, 2008, 10:32:24 AM
This woman should be beaten (http://bp0.blogger.com/_6-TM5eQZR4k/SGFPfRKQkOI/AAAAAAAABxg/TRieFgXu0UU/s1600-h/ridicolous-poodle.jpg).

Check out the schnozz. I think she already has.
Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: Psidefect on June 25, 2008, 10:45:53 AM
Not enough.
Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: Psidefect on June 25, 2008, 10:46:27 AM
And WTF is going on here (http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3014/2604435721_cbb66af883_o.jpg)?
Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: feffer on June 25, 2008, 11:31:59 AM
I like that picture with the other caption better.

Which, "They See Me Rollin, They Hatin"?
Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: random axe on June 25, 2008, 11:35:58 AM
Quote
And WTF is going on here?

Must be a trailer for his new movie.




WHAT.
Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: Dr. Leonard HmofCoy on June 25, 2008, 11:59:04 AM
You know, it would only take a brief, intense vandalism session to change that from Eddie Murphy to Rickey Henderson.

And that, my friends, would be SOFA KING rad.
Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: Psidefect on June 25, 2008, 12:25:08 PM
You know, it would only take a brief, intense vandalism session to change that from Eddie Murphy to Rickey Henderson.

And that, my friends, would be SOFA KING rad.

But could you get it to refer to itself in the third person?
Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: Sidious on June 25, 2008, 12:32:08 PM
Or Rick James (bitch).
Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: BizB on June 25, 2008, 01:37:06 PM
And WTF is going on here (http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3014/2604435721_cbb66af883_o.jpg)?
http://www.etonline.com/news/2008/06/62682/index.html

Le Sigh.
Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: random axe on June 25, 2008, 02:50:29 PM
OK . . . first, I dream of a day when Eddie Murphy will make a good movie.  Voice acting in animated films aside, it's been twenty years since he did something decent.

Second, I don't know who Gabrielle Union is, but she's from Omaha, so why does she talk like English is a second (or later) language?  It's like she's just starting to learn prepositions.
Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: feffer on June 25, 2008, 03:29:27 PM
I think she was in Bring It On.
Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: mrcookieface on June 25, 2008, 05:34:26 PM
OK . . . first, I dream of a day when Eddie Murphy will make a good movie.  Voice acting in animated films aside, it's been twenty years since he did something decent.

Bowfinger.


Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: Encino Man on June 25, 2008, 05:38:57 PM
not rly pc but....

(http://i190.photobucket.com/albums/z197/jjginger/TheFuckYouJusCallMeBish.jpg)
Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: sm0k4 on June 26, 2008, 05:45:50 AM
:spittake:
Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: random axe on June 26, 2008, 08:12:26 AM
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Bowfinger.

:spittake:

You saw Bowfinger?  I didn't think anyone saw Bowfinger.  It was actually good?


I generally try not to see Steve Martin movies anymore.  It feels like kicking him when he's down, and I always liked him.
Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: feffer on June 26, 2008, 11:08:46 AM
The only part of Bowfinger I really remember is the dog walking through the parking garage in high heels.  That made me  :rollin: :rollin: :rollin:
Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: First Post on June 26, 2008, 11:15:40 AM
Bowfinger is funnier post-Chappelle, now that we know Charlie Murphy a lot better and Eddie has admitted that he was just playing that role as his brother. (Sorta like Dana Carvey basing Garth on his brother that invented the Video Toaster.)



Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: mrcookieface on June 26, 2008, 01:37:09 PM
Yeah, I just caught it on cable TV a couple of weeks ago.  It had several laugh-out-loud moments for me, and I thought the writing was really sharp.


Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: First Post on June 26, 2008, 03:26:31 PM
Yeah it had that Ed Wood sorta vibe to it. Probably the last good film either one of them made.

Not as good as Once, though  :batteyes:
Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: feffer on June 26, 2008, 03:43:06 PM
 :lol:  Which is sitting on top of the DVD  player, unwatched.  How about you, cookieface?
Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: mrcookieface on June 26, 2008, 04:55:34 PM
 :lol:

Guilty.


Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: mo on June 26, 2008, 05:13:34 PM
Heh. Every time I see that in the video store, I think of FP. I've picked it up a couple of times, but never gone through with it.
Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: Psidefect on June 27, 2008, 09:26:35 AM
Overconfidence (http://remiq.net/img/7172,next.html)
Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: Psidefect on June 27, 2008, 02:33:13 PM
(http://remiq.net/static/img/remiq.net_7528.jpg)
Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: Encino Man on June 27, 2008, 03:31:28 PM
OHIO
Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: Hedaira on June 27, 2008, 10:29:33 PM
That too.
Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: Psidefect on June 27, 2008, 11:21:27 PM
(http://farm1.static.flickr.com/125/421223368_8f64432b5b_o.jpg)
Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: Psidefect on July 01, 2008, 11:21:48 AM
(http://www.bandyhumor.com/Handler.ashx?PhotoID=53&Size=L)
Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: Psidefect on July 03, 2008, 10:35:45 AM
Following up on the bathroom indicators...

(http://dirtgetswet.com/images/75.jpg)
Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: Psidefect on July 03, 2008, 01:17:33 PM
(http://languagelog.ldc.upenn.edu/myl/TranslateServerError.jpg)
Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: Psidefect on July 03, 2008, 01:37:28 PM
(http://www.myconfinedspace.com/watermark.php?src=wp-content/uploads/2007/12/what-you-did-there-i-see-it.thumbnail.jpg)
Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: Hedaira on July 03, 2008, 04:27:01 PM
(http://www.myconfinedspace.com/watermark.php?src=wp-content/uploads/2007/12/what-you-did-there-i-see-it.thumbnail.jpg)

 :lol: :rollin:

LOL.

I needed to see that
Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: sm0k4 on July 06, 2008, 01:38:19 PM
Animals squashed against glass. (http://www.bestweekever.tv/2008/06/30/50-animals-squashed-against-glass/) Funnier than it sounds.
Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: NexR on July 06, 2008, 01:48:28 PM
:rollin:

Monorail Cat

(http://www.bestweekever.tv/bwe/images/2008/06/CAT%20SQUISHED.JPG)

Iz Derailed
Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: TehPnuk on July 07, 2008, 02:26:55 AM
:rollin:

Monorail Cat

(http://www.bestweekever.tv/bwe/images/2008/06/CAT%20SQUISHED.JPG)

Iz Derailed

Liz will have to back me up here, but holy shit that's our cat!
Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: Psidefect on July 08, 2008, 02:16:30 PM
The bacon flow chart

(http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2207/2129889439_efe6cc3215_o.jpg)
Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: mrcookieface on July 08, 2008, 02:17:42 PM
Haha.  I'm totally printing that out and hanging it up here in the art room.


Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: dogbone on July 08, 2008, 04:50:19 PM
That needs to have a small "Chart by Dante" tagline added to the lower right.
Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: NexR on July 09, 2008, 12:46:47 PM
Do I want crispy bacon? -> I don't know!

:lol:
Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: Psidefect on July 10, 2008, 07:39:18 AM
(http://nickscipio.com/pod/2008/01/images/maincoursebarbie.jpg)
Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: hajen on July 12, 2008, 01:45:03 PM
Five Firefox Features You Probably Didn't Know About (http://www.collegehumor.com/article:1758907)

 :rollin: :lol:
Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: First Post on July 12, 2008, 06:22:53 PM
Becks caught looking (http://www.feelingflirty.com/i-saw-you-looking-at-her/)



Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: hajen on July 12, 2008, 06:35:12 PM
I saw something like that yesterday but without his wife:
http://www.tmz.com/2008/07/10/david-beckham-driving-while-intoxicated/
Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: Dr. Leonard HmofCoy on July 12, 2008, 06:42:18 PM
Becks caught looking (http://www.feelingflirty.com/i-saw-you-looking-at-her/)

Priceless!
Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: BizB on July 12, 2008, 07:11:13 PM
It must be rough to be married to someone who doesn't know you're a human male.
Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: hajen on July 12, 2008, 07:15:24 PM
Actually, one of the comments points out the top two pics are from a different night than the bottom three: he's wearing different outfits. So it tells a funny story, but probably not a true one - she could've been upset about anything. My husband just mentioned it's funny because she "actually has expression on her face" in those pics.
Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: Hedaira on July 12, 2008, 10:27:27 PM
 :rollin: :rollin: :rollin:

Shit, we both look. But that's as far as it goes.
Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: BizB on July 13, 2008, 09:01:26 AM
(http://poststuff4.entensity.net/071108/baby.gif)
http://poststuff4.entensity.net/071108/baby.gif

embed wasn't working for me.
Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: mo on July 13, 2008, 09:43:12 AM
Link's not working for me either. I can't even get to the root URL - forbidden.
Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: Encino Man on July 13, 2008, 10:09:30 AM
(http://media1.break.com/dnet/media/2008/7/26jul02-creepy.jpg)
Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: Psidefect on July 16, 2008, 01:49:46 PM
(http://nicelol.com/static/stuff/w600/30746.jpg)
Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: Encino Man on July 16, 2008, 03:26:21 PM
(http://i44.photobucket.com/albums/f42/bilbobag1981/sw-awesome.jpg)
Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: Psidefect on July 16, 2008, 03:32:38 PM
:galm:

:headbang:
Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: feffer on July 16, 2008, 03:56:58 PM
I've seen that caption paired with that drawing of the two monkeys swordfighting.  I think it works there, too.
Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: dogbone on July 16, 2008, 08:30:13 PM
(http://media.skoopy.com/misc/monkey_sword_fight/01.jpg)

It moves me that the non-combatant monkeys look detached emotionally from the spectacle before them, and yet completely comfortable in their stovepipe hats and spats.
Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: mrcookieface on July 16, 2008, 08:42:12 PM
Wouldn't you?
Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: hajen on July 16, 2008, 11:10:41 PM
maybe I should put this in "member pictures"

http://www.basicinstructions.net/2008/07/how-to-fake-smile-repeat.html
Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: Dr. Leonard HmofCoy on July 16, 2008, 11:27:41 PM
Oh my god, those are hilarious!

I am slain!

Plus, it's Demo. Amazing.

(http://www.basicinstructions.net/images/basic080626.gif)
Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: hajen on July 16, 2008, 11:35:51 PM
I NO RITE??

(haven't I shared this comic before on hajenLJ? tsk tsk you are not paying attention as much as I thought you were.*)





*there WILL be a test
Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: Dr. Leonard HmofCoy on July 16, 2008, 11:38:27 PM
I remember the smile one but I never saw the site or the rest of the comics.
I am dying here. He's brilliant!
Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: feffer on July 16, 2008, 11:48:33 PM
I just read a ton of these.  Tried to add it to my feed but it didn't work.   :thumbsdn:
Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: Sidious on July 17, 2008, 09:23:43 AM
WTF!?

 :uncertain:
Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: whidB on July 17, 2008, 10:56:12 AM
No shit. Someone's STEALING YOUR ACT!!!
Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: Sidious on July 18, 2008, 03:51:17 PM
(http://www.guildhaven.org/images/dolt_tennis.jpg)
Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: Sidious on July 18, 2008, 03:56:12 PM
(http://www.guildhaven.org/images/chins.jpg)
Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: dogbone on July 19, 2008, 08:58:52 AM
(http://www.demotivateus.com/posters/steve-irwin-demotivational-poster.jpg)
Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: Psidefect on July 21, 2008, 09:34:50 AM
Someone used Spore's creature creator to remake one of my favorite photos:

(http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3176/2582487928_b8139e2cfa.jpg?v=0)
Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: feffer on July 21, 2008, 12:35:30 PM
 :lol:
Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: Psidefect on July 22, 2008, 07:42:14 AM
(http://www.milk.com/wall-o-shame/waterproof.jpg)

I so want that.
Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: vox8 on July 22, 2008, 08:56:39 AM
I love the ashtray on the sidetable.
Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: stormneedle on July 22, 2008, 11:13:51 PM
Wow. I knew I was doing the cleaning in here wrong some how. I've been using lighter fluid and matches instead of water.
Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: Talix on July 23, 2008, 07:28:32 AM
I love the ashtray on the sidetable.

Yeah, that jumped out at me, too.
Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: Sidious on July 23, 2008, 12:58:00 PM
A client of mine just sent me this one in an email:


(http://www.guildhaven.org/images/jorge.jpg)
Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: whidB on July 23, 2008, 01:46:15 PM
Qui es mas hardcore?
Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: Dr. Leonard HmofCoy on July 23, 2008, 02:01:09 PM
Le dije que era hardcore
Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: Sidious on July 23, 2008, 05:08:21 PM
I modified this original joke to include the expression at the bottom:


(http://www.guildhaven.org/images/meatloafstats_expression.jpg)
Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: hajen on July 24, 2008, 12:38:02 PM
(http://img136.imageshack.us/img136/4976/foxironyci9.png)
Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: whidB on July 24, 2008, 12:59:33 PM
I don't get it.
Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: BizB on July 24, 2008, 01:04:53 PM
It's not what you see, but what you don't see on that list that makes it teh funny.
Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: Encino Man on July 24, 2008, 01:12:36 PM
I don't get it.

They're all centrist or 'liberal' institutions listed. It's a Fox news poll and Fox is the worst of all and they're asking about everyone else....
Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: whidB on July 24, 2008, 01:14:22 PM
b-but FAIR AND BALANCED REPORTING!!!
Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: Hedaira on July 24, 2008, 03:14:53 PM
WHY DO YOU HATE AMERICA
Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: random axe on July 25, 2008, 12:10:27 PM
BECAUSE OF FOX NEWS
Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: Psidefect on July 26, 2008, 08:07:21 PM
(http://i38.tinypic.com/dqku94.jpg)
Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: hajen on July 27, 2008, 12:26:54 PM
http://failblog.org/2008/07/27/gift-fail/

 :rollin:
Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: Psidefect on July 28, 2008, 07:40:51 AM
(http://s4.tinypic.com/no61w6.jpg)
Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: Hedaira on July 28, 2008, 10:48:43 AM
 :rollin:
Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: sm0k4 on July 29, 2008, 05:50:02 AM
Ouch (http://www.lookatmeshirts.com/details.php?pid=328)
Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: BizB on July 29, 2008, 08:30:39 AM
That's brilliant!
Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: whidB on July 29, 2008, 11:34:29 AM
I liked the "Bros before Hos" shirt better.

And I thought "Pepper Spray" was illegal in Canaday...?
Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: Psidefect on July 29, 2008, 09:45:50 PM
Tennis fan:

(http://www.menshairstyles.net/d/34357-1/tennis+ball+hair+cut+-+innovative+or+weird.png)
Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: sm0k4 on July 30, 2008, 05:39:55 AM
That also works as an answer to the question "How to not get laid."
Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: Hedaira on July 30, 2008, 10:51:03 AM
Oh jeeze. I thought he was going for a Homer Simpson look but fucked it up.
Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: Psidefect on July 30, 2008, 02:47:56 PM
(http://static.pyzam.com/img/funnypics/b/pyzamstalkerroof.jpg)
Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: Psidefect on July 30, 2008, 02:51:34 PM
(http://static.pyzam.com/img/funnypics/6/pyzamlamplie.jpg)
Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: Dr. Leonard HmofCoy on July 30, 2008, 03:00:41 PM
(http://www.chicagotribune.com/media/photo/2008-07/41309740.jpg)
I'm SO excited!
Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: Hedaira on July 30, 2008, 03:05:06 PM
Ack! What's she doing wearing rings whilst sporting? That could go badly.
Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: whidB on July 30, 2008, 03:06:39 PM
They did. Shortly thereafter she turned into a werewolf.
Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: robin on July 30, 2008, 03:19:49 PM
These politicians look so familiar but strange at the same time.....can't for the life of me figure out who the
third politician (http://texasholdemblogger.files.wordpress.com/2007/04/wildlife-monkeys-hear-no-evil-see-no-evil-speak-no-evil.jpg) is.....
Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: Hedaira on July 30, 2008, 03:34:35 PM
They did. Shortly thereafter she turned into a werewolf.

Awkward. That's got to be one hell of a bikini line to try and tame.
Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: Psidefect on July 30, 2008, 03:45:12 PM
(http://www.chicagotribune.com/media/photo/2008-07/41309740.jpg)
I'm SO excited!

(http://static.pyzam.com/img/funnypics/9/pyzamyeahswimming.jpg)
Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: Dr. Leonard HmofCoy on July 30, 2008, 03:45:51 PM
Ack! What's she doing wearing rings whilst sporting? That could go badly.

She's a Russian pole vaulter if that helps.
Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: Dr. Leonard HmofCoy on July 30, 2008, 03:46:14 PM
DON'T SAY IT
Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: the other andrea on July 30, 2008, 04:28:45 PM
"She can vault my pole any time?"
Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: Dr. Leonard HmofCoy on July 30, 2008, 04:42:41 PM
Yes.

That.

Don't say that.

Also don't say "She looks more like a pole swallower, nyuk nyuk nyuk."

Don't say that, either.
Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: Psidefect on July 30, 2008, 05:25:41 PM
Good thing you warned me.
Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: Sidious on July 30, 2008, 05:28:00 PM
Yeah, good thing.

Is it okay for us to use Russian innuendo then?
Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: Dr. Leonard HmofCoy on July 30, 2008, 05:40:02 PM
Is there such a thing?
Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: Sidious on July 30, 2008, 05:41:56 PM
True.  Most Russian innuendo actually gains something in the translation to English.

Like Dostoevsky.
Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: the other andrea on July 30, 2008, 05:56:21 PM
Quote
Also don't say "She looks more like a pole swallower, nyuk nyuk nyuk."

No, she prefers Albanians... *rimshot*
Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: hajen on July 30, 2008, 05:57:22 PM
>=P
Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: Hedaira on July 30, 2008, 06:01:56 PM
You people are perverts and never before have I heard/seen such racy, inappropriate things ever uttered.

Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: the other andrea on July 30, 2008, 06:06:26 PM
Thank you, I'm here all week... :brick:
Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: mrcookieface on July 30, 2008, 06:14:45 PM
(http://static.pyzam.com/img/funnypics/6/pyzamlamplie.jpg)

:lol:

Earlier this year we had the lamp picture hanging up in the art room and spent a good hour arguing with the company COO that it wasn't indecent!



Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: the other andrea on August 01, 2008, 04:29:18 PM
(http://geekologie.com/2007/04/mario-wedding-cake.jpg)

If you notice, it's a wedding cake  :lol:
Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: the other andrea on August 01, 2008, 04:32:56 PM
Also, more recently from that site:

(http://www.geekologie.com/2008/07/23/lucas-1.jpg)

George Lucas in Carbonite: full explanation (http://www.geekologie.com/2008/07/_first_we_saw_han.php)

Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: whidB on August 01, 2008, 04:39:35 PM
Oh we don't need an explanation. There's no excuse for those prequels...:galm:
Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: suitep on August 02, 2008, 12:41:39 AM
(http://media.tumblr.com/RDIzdsEnWc5c6ma5twtosaVk_400.jpg)
Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: mrcookieface on August 02, 2008, 12:46:07 AM
Beautiful.
Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: suitep on August 02, 2008, 01:20:48 AM
Why yes...and I'm ready for my closeup.

(http://media.tumblr.com/RDIzdsEnWc51x5hkNnO7uK5n_400.jpg)
Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: random axe on August 02, 2008, 11:53:49 AM
That jumping cat is exactly as fluffy as my cat, although bigger and less blessed with foot and ear fur.

My cat is not much of a jumper, though.  More the bug-out-and-go-nuts type.  She has vision problems, though, and anything she would jump to catch . . . she probably can't see well enough to jump for, anyway.
Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: feffer on August 03, 2008, 05:16:47 PM
This one's for eldiem:

(http://icanhascheezburger.files.wordpress.com/2008/08/funny-pictures-panda-plays-the-flute.jpg)
Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: eldiem on August 03, 2008, 09:29:55 PM
This one's for eldiem:

(http://icanhascheezburger.files.wordpress.com/2008/08/funny-pictures-panda-plays-the-flute.jpg)

 :lol:  :thumbsup:
Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: hajen on August 04, 2008, 04:45:22 PM
Oh we don't need an explanation. There's no excuse for those prequels...:galm:

 :rollin:

HIGH FIVE
Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: whidB on August 06, 2008, 01:47:58 AM
(http://i275.photobucket.com/albums/jj306/johnnybananapeel/jfkfc.jpg)

W...T...F...??
Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: Sidious on August 06, 2008, 09:54:00 AM
There's an actual band called "JFKFC".  Maybe it's promotional material from them?
Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: Sidious on August 06, 2008, 05:50:23 PM
LOL

click (http://img.thedailywtf.com/images/200808/errord/verify.jpg)
Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: hajen on August 07, 2008, 10:59:14 AM
Charlie Brown/Hanukkah special (http://mediumlarge.wordpress.com/2008/08/07/thursday-august-7-2008/)
Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: Psidefect on August 14, 2008, 12:21:36 PM
(http://img182.imageshack.us/img182/8456/yeeaaahmv8.jpg)
Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: whidB on August 14, 2008, 12:44:16 PM
Goratio!
Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: feffer on August 14, 2008, 12:59:33 PM
The second pair of sunglasses...   :lol: :rollin:
Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: dogbone on August 16, 2008, 01:57:41 PM
(http://img520.imageshack.us/img520/8916/fiddlevaderpr8.jpg)
Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: Psidefect on August 17, 2008, 01:10:43 AM
(http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3217/2762458387_31207c1a81.jpg?v=0)
Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: vox8 on August 17, 2008, 08:59:41 AM
The truly sad thing re: the fiddle picture, just by what is shown I know exactly where that guy is standing.

Can't wait for DragonCon. Not because of anything particularly DragonConish, but because, for the very first time, Rog and I will be in an adult situation with no munchkin for 4 days AND 4 nights.




How you like those commas?
Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: random axe on August 17, 2008, 09:53:15 AM
I like those commas just fine!

Some people quibble about because on the grounds that it's a conjunction.  A moment's analysis quickly reveals that, regardless of what any given big dic may say, because often functions as an adverbial preposition, not as a conjuction.  So nyah to those people.  (It is good to cite an authority to back up your position, but it's even better to be right.)


I can't tell what the object on the table in front of the Stormtrooper is.  On this monitor, it looks like a TV remote.  :shrug:
Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: Psidefect on August 19, 2008, 07:41:40 AM
Gargoyle Goatse (http://s515.photobucket.com/albums/t354/ronanpc/?action=view&current=goatse.jpg) (SFW)
Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: hajen on August 20, 2008, 02:21:09 PM
what what? (http://img.sewingtoday.com/cat/10000/itm_img/BPM45.jpg)
Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: random axe on August 20, 2008, 02:32:06 PM
LET THE SEWING MAGIC BEGIN
Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: stormneedle on August 20, 2008, 03:29:55 PM
Should I snark on the lines of the outfit (that right sleeve in particular), or just leave the apparent title to speak for itself? Decisions, decisions...
Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: hajen on August 21, 2008, 01:12:27 PM
http://jezebel.com/5039045/the-international-male-1986-holiday-catalog-the-recockulous-jackpot

 :rollin: :rollin: :rollin:
Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: hajen on August 21, 2008, 01:18:03 PM
OMG even moar: http://jezebel.com/5038553/
Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: Sidious on August 21, 2008, 02:22:11 PM
http://jezebel.com/5039045/the-international-male-1986-holiday-catalog-the-recockulous-jackpot

 :rollin: :rollin: :rollin:

The publishers had a choice about this!!!???? (http://cache.jezebel.com/assets/images/jezebel/2008/08/IMHOLIDAYtwo081808.jpg)   :shock: :nuts:
Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: Sidious on August 21, 2008, 02:26:50 PM
My caption for this one (http://cache.jezebel.com/assets/images/jezebel/2008/08/IMHOLIDAYseven081808.jpg):

"Fuck.  FUCK.  FUCK!!!!  I knew I should have called in sick today.  FUCK!"
Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: TFJ on August 21, 2008, 02:27:33 PM
i bet he's wearin pink pannehs.

Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: Psidefect on August 22, 2008, 07:44:22 AM
Ice Scream (http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3068/2620294301_2522a015f5_b.jpg)
Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: whidB on August 23, 2008, 05:15:40 PM
(http://img384.imageshack.us/img384/9732/1219529319741lf5.jpg)
Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: Psidefect on August 24, 2008, 09:10:05 PM
Disney Goatse (http://zlatanova.blogspot.com/2008/08/disney-goatse-collection.html)! (sfw)
Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: Talix on August 25, 2008, 07:58:45 AM
The Fap Server?   :knotty:
Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: Psidefect on August 26, 2008, 07:59:03 AM
I think Fox is spying on Biz:

(http://psidefect.com/images/foxnewsdemotivator.jpg)
Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: BizB on August 26, 2008, 08:25:03 AM
Spooky
Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: stormneedle on August 26, 2008, 10:15:58 AM
Oh, geez, not this shit again.
Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: random axe on August 26, 2008, 10:31:36 AM
:shock:

Wow.  I mean, wow.

It honestly amazes me that people admit to watching Fox News as a news source.  I mean, c'mon.  Ed Anger, I could understand.  WWF, I could understand.  Random static filled with secret messages, I could understand.  But Fox has gone way beyond foil-hat batshit crazy.
Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: Sidious on August 26, 2008, 11:11:41 AM
Horrible, but funny. (http://i74.photobucket.com/albums/i265/dagowpman/If_WW2_was_an_xbox_game.jpg)
Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: Psidefect on August 26, 2008, 11:13:01 AM
What could possibly go wrong?

(http://www.boners.com/content/805936.1.jpg?cnameframe=1)
Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: random axe on August 26, 2008, 12:59:20 PM
It's stupid because it would tend to make people not want to be the one to pull the alarm, but that's from the days when pull boxes were outdoors; individual buildings never had their own boxes (except for private fire services, in fancier places).  So you wouldn't generally be trapped, you know, in the fire.

Yes, I am old; in me appears
The debris of a thousand years
ETC
THE AIND
Alaska can come too
Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: Dr. Leonard HmofCoy on August 26, 2008, 04:33:30 PM
One for Postie:

(http://img2.timeinc.net/people/i/2008/startracks/080908/lindsay_lohan.jpg)

Answer: It's called a BOOT, Lindsay!
Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: whidB on August 26, 2008, 04:42:00 PM
She must think it's a movie.
Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: Sidious on August 28, 2008, 03:42:34 PM
See what happens Larry? See what happens when you find a stranger in the Alps (http://www.flickr.com/photos/eatsdirt/326604050/)?????
Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: whidB on August 28, 2008, 03:48:28 PM
I remember one party I went to some guy wearing a leather jacket put a fish tank on his head with a cut-out of Lou Reed's head and he was "Lou Reed in a fish tank."
Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: whidB on September 03, 2008, 10:21:47 AM
(http://lh4.ggpht.com/whidbey65/SL6qfnRnuwI/AAAAAAAABv4/aZxIot-Qzr4/s640/IMG_0067.JPG)
Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: NexR on September 03, 2008, 12:01:47 PM
(http://pics.livejournal.com/weishaupt/pic/0000zcqf)
Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: Psidefect on September 03, 2008, 12:03:06 PM
Do do do do do do do DOOOO!
Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: random axe on September 03, 2008, 12:38:46 PM
:spittake:

We mention Pazuzu about every other day, here at work.
Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: NexR on September 03, 2008, 12:45:02 PM
Are you still alright with him?
Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: random axe on September 03, 2008, 12:52:09 PM
He's much maligned.  We have a certain respect for him.
Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: Dr. Leonard HmofCoy on September 03, 2008, 01:04:51 PM
You don't care what they may say. Or know.
Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: First Post on September 03, 2008, 05:03:03 PM

(http://threadbombing.com/data/media/2/phelps.gif)

Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: mrcookieface on September 03, 2008, 06:11:16 PM
 :lol: :lol: :lol:
Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: dogbone on September 04, 2008, 06:50:31 AM
(http://pics.livejournal.com/weishaupt/pic/0000zcqf)

Somebody doughnutted up his Wiki page. (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pazuzu)
Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: Psidefect on September 05, 2008, 08:35:37 AM
(http://cdn8.youplusplus.com/bs/big.781358.jpg)
Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: Psidefect on September 05, 2008, 09:29:55 AM
(http://i.timeinc.net/time/potw/20080821/potw_03.jpg)
Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: Dr. Leonard HmofCoy on September 05, 2008, 09:59:18 AM
When life gives you lemons ...
Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: Hedaira on September 05, 2008, 11:20:41 AM
"I like lemons, what else you got?"

- Henry Rollins
Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: BizB on September 05, 2008, 11:51:41 AM
(http://i.timeinc.net/time/potw/20080821/potw_03.jpg)
When life gives you lemons, go out and do something really dangerous and stupid!
Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: random axe on September 05, 2008, 11:57:29 AM
"Make lemonade, and then throw it in the eyes of the person who brought you lemons until they go get the oranges you asked for in the first place."

That was a funny show.
Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: Psidefect on September 05, 2008, 02:16:27 PM
(http://img187.imageshack.us/img187/7480/cantwinoccupationsp1.jpg)
Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: Psidefect on September 05, 2008, 02:19:08 PM
(http://imagechan.com/images/beb223ff32ff896f5d160a7ffde8a422.gif)
Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: Psidefect on September 05, 2008, 05:26:04 PM
(http://gallery.elksex.com/fun/1324.JPG)
Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: whidB on September 05, 2008, 05:28:21 PM
I've always dug that one.

Do blue screens of death still exist? Usually mine just freezes up.
Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: feffer on September 08, 2008, 04:56:05 PM
Motivational posters (http://listoftheday.blogspot.com/2008/09/motivational-posters-of-day-vol-5.html).  The badgerbadgerbadger one is the best, with the Stormtrooper a close second.
Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: Dr. Leonard HmofCoy on September 08, 2008, 04:58:40 PM
:galm:
Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: First Post on September 08, 2008, 05:06:35 PM
Do blue screens of death still exist? Usually mine just freezes up.

Haven't seen one in forever. Sometimes programs just exit themselves, like Firefox when it gets up to like 600 megs of RAM or whatever.

XP is pretty decent now. It takes about five years for a WinOS to be any good. I used Win98 as my main OS til 2006 (tweaked to work with a gig of memory, DirectX 9.0c, and a few other things) and will probably skip Vista altogether. (There's also an Ubuntu box here as well, and my Pentium II laptop that still uses W98)


Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: whidB on September 08, 2008, 06:07:06 PM
Half the reason to lurk /b/ were/are the motivational posters. Well, maybe a quarter of the reason...
Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: hajen on September 13, 2008, 08:43:13 PM
no one will play Sega with Harrison Ford (http://www.brandonbird.com/sega_ford.html)
Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: Hedaira on September 13, 2008, 11:26:43 PM
no one will play Sega with Harrison Ford (http://www.brandonbird.com/sega_ford.html)

Awwww. Poor guy.  :(
Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: Psidefect on September 18, 2008, 12:23:01 AM
(http://www.austinthirdgen.org/upload/piechart.jpg)
Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: random axe on September 18, 2008, 10:54:38 AM
Tch.  Not a very large sample size for that poll.
Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: hajen on September 23, 2008, 10:22:48 PM
http://graphjam.com/2008/09/23/song-chart-memes-amazon-customer-reviews/
Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: NexR on September 24, 2008, 10:43:13 AM
:lol:

They obviously have done their research.
Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: feffer on September 25, 2008, 11:55:11 AM
http://www.instantattitudes.com/shirts/t005.html (http://www.instantattitudes.com/shirts/t005.html)
Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: First Post on September 25, 2008, 02:55:53 PM

haha, gotta share this one:
(http://i228.photobucket.com/albums/ee155/666bpm/0003ayt2.jpg)

Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: feffer on September 25, 2008, 03:19:59 PM
James needs a haircut and different shorts.
Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: feffer on September 25, 2008, 03:26:32 PM
Jeez, I cannot let anything by without criticism.  What is wrong with me?  I'm such a bitch.


 :D
Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: dogbone on September 26, 2008, 07:52:30 PM
No, you're actually spot on.
Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: Hedaira on September 26, 2008, 09:27:58 PM
I thought the same thing. The shorts are .... 30 years off in the wrong direction.
Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: dogbone on September 27, 2008, 08:45:00 AM
It kills me that one of the "masters of metal" has madras shorts and flip-flops on and is holding an Armani bag. No wonder Newsted gave 'em the middle finger for not having any balls.

That said, thanks for Ride The Lightning, James!
Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: hajen on September 27, 2008, 08:58:21 AM
http://contexts.org/socimages/2008/09/26/viagra-advertising/
Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: hajen on October 02, 2008, 08:59:00 AM
romance novel cover parodies (http://www.flickr.com/photos/verybigjen/sets/489555/)
Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: random axe on October 02, 2008, 10:54:29 AM
:lol:
Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: feffer on October 02, 2008, 12:22:16 PM
Hilarious!
Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: feffer on October 02, 2008, 05:35:24 PM
Life's not fair (http://bp0.blogger.com/_l8ZBsSeLPxk/R12LwpxnFGI/AAAAAAAAAk4/9v2WI_1lW1I/s1600-h/life-is-not-fair.jpg)
Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: sm0k4 on October 02, 2008, 07:11:28 PM
romance novel cover parodies (http://www.flickr.com/photos/verybigjen/sets/489555/)

Those were awesome.
Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: Hedaira on October 03, 2008, 02:51:08 AM
 :thumbsup: :thumbsup:
Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: hajen on October 04, 2008, 08:18:46 PM
http://photoshopdisasters.blogspot.com/2008/10/lexar-8gb.html
Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: whidB on October 04, 2008, 08:30:10 PM
Took me awhile...

*blames it on the kief...
Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: Psidefect on October 29, 2008, 09:20:40 AM
(http://i296.photobucket.com/albums/mm175/Marcinkiw/1225236824766.jpg)
Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: Hedaira on October 29, 2008, 10:20:07 AM
 :rollin: :rollin:
Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: eldiem on October 29, 2008, 10:04:27 PM
 :lol:

chemistry humor-love it!!
Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: hajen on October 29, 2008, 10:22:27 PM
http://shakespearessister.blogspot.com/2008/10/caption-this-photo_29.html

 :lol:
Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: hajen on October 30, 2008, 07:48:47 PM
http://failblog.org/2008/10/30/headline-fail-2/

 :shock:
Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: TFJ on October 31, 2008, 07:35:56 AM
ooof
Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: eldiem on November 01, 2008, 07:17:51 PM
Hilariously horrifying Halloween costumes http://www.flickr.com/photos/editrrix/2991221258/
Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: Hedaira on November 01, 2008, 09:54:12 PM
 :rollin: :rollin:
Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: NexR on November 01, 2008, 10:34:23 PM
Less Blood,
More Brains!

:rollin:
Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: flipper on November 03, 2008, 07:40:31 PM
(http://i296.photobucket.com/albums/mm175/Marcinkiw/1225236824766.jpg)

I was thinking goatse...
Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: Psidefect on November 05, 2008, 10:18:44 AM
This one took me a second:

(http://img227.imageshack.us/img227/2596/featureiu1.jpg)
Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: Dr. Leonard HmofCoy on November 05, 2008, 10:21:57 AM
:galm:
Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: TFJ on November 05, 2008, 10:23:59 AM
 :lol:

i just got it too. funny, he's driving a shitty old volkswagon to boot!  :lol:
Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: Psidefect on November 05, 2008, 10:34:43 AM
I want to buy the owner a beer.
Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: Hedaira on November 05, 2008, 10:37:29 AM
 :rollin: :detta:
Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: BizB on November 05, 2008, 12:29:50 PM
This one took me a second:

(http://img227.imageshack.us/img227/2596/featureiu1.jpg)
I don't get it.
Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: TFJ on November 05, 2008, 12:34:15 PM
you totally should get it!

defect give him back the branes!!  ;)
Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: Talix on November 05, 2008, 12:41:58 PM
It's not a bug!  It's a ...
Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: stormneedle on November 05, 2008, 12:57:21 PM
Oh, that is cute.
Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: TFJ on November 05, 2008, 12:59:11 PM
clack h34r (http://www.explodingdog.com/maytwonine/itsnotabug.html)
Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: BizB on November 05, 2008, 01:29:22 PM
*facepalm*
Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: flipper on November 06, 2008, 01:24:17 PM
I didn't get it either.  Must have something to do with our age.  Yep, must be the answer.
Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: feffer on November 06, 2008, 01:38:05 PM
(http://friendlyatheist.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/11/godfilter.jpg)
Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: Psidefect on November 06, 2008, 03:07:14 PM
I am SOOO going to buy the biggest God filter they sell!
Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: feffer on November 06, 2008, 03:27:25 PM
I just noticed that one of its features was "pantented" as well.
Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: Psidefect on November 06, 2008, 03:30:01 PM
I just noticed that one of its features was "pantented" as well.

Yes, apparently the one that's so secret they can't even reveal it in the ads.
Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: whidB on November 06, 2008, 03:38:08 PM
I wonder what "God" gets filtered to...

Invisible sky wizard?

FSM?

Asshole?
Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: Hedaira on November 06, 2008, 04:20:12 PM
It gets filtered to "Stop using an entity to try to justify your bullshit."
Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: random axe on November 06, 2008, 04:42:11 PM
That whole thing is an amazing sticky ball of WTF failure.

"complete frontal access"?  That's more intimacy than I need from a coffee machine.

"Easy add water and coffee without moving around counter"?

That's not the end of it, but the rest is just pathetic without being funny or mysterious.
Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: random axe on November 06, 2008, 05:49:59 PM
(http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3044/3006023998_6b0fe1a2c2.jpg)

:spittake:

Wikipedia. 
Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: flipper on November 06, 2008, 06:13:12 PM
Nice!

My idea of a god filter would be kind of like earplugs at a yes on prop 8 rally.
Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: feffer on November 06, 2008, 06:22:27 PM
Wow, Crichton really held his own against that velociraptor for a long time!
Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: NexR on November 06, 2008, 10:24:03 PM
It was bound to happen sometime.
Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: dogbone on November 07, 2008, 08:48:47 AM
Now all we have to do is find the mosquito that bit him last, extract some of his DNA, find an uninhabited island and an eccentric bazillionaire....
Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: Hedaira on November 07, 2008, 09:50:14 AM
And get Jeff Goldblum to hyperventilate and smarm at the appropriate times.
Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: BizB on November 07, 2008, 02:39:56 PM
I heard his body will be disposed of by environmentally unaware - yet very hungy nanobots.
Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: Dr. Leonard HmofCoy on November 07, 2008, 02:51:48 PM
*crosses Crichton's name off list*

*taps pen idly on Inhofe's*
Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: sm0k4 on November 07, 2008, 10:43:07 PM
And get Jeff Goldblum to hyperventilate and smarm at the appropriate times.

And Laura Dern. I am NOT sticking my arm up to the shoulder into a giant pile of Crichton dung. Not again.
Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: dogbone on November 11, 2008, 07:19:43 AM
Laura Dern as a paleontologist = Worst. Casting. Ever.

Worser even than Sandra Bullock as a computer hacker.

Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: random axe on November 11, 2008, 09:22:06 AM
She was a paleobotanist, first of all, and, second of all, I would go see her cast as Albert Einstein.

:harumph:

The movie was less dumb than the book in some ways, but the thing about frog DNA still makes me :eyeroll: awfully hard.
Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: mrcookieface on November 11, 2008, 10:07:52 AM
Personally, I'd like to see Laura Dern play Recount's Katherine Harris in Jurassic Park.

 :popcorn:
Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: NexR on November 11, 2008, 11:39:50 AM
:popcorn:
Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: whidB on November 11, 2008, 11:47:34 AM
Right thread!!

I liked her in that movie...  :harumph:

Crichton's got the same cooky-cutter combination in "Twister" only it's Helen Hunt...

Though it would have been funny if Sam Neill had been the lead instead of Bill Paxton...
Title: R!: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: random axe on November 11, 2008, 02:30:29 PM
Quote
Personally, I'd like to see Laura Dern play Recount's Katherine Harris in Jurassic Park.

I'm . . . not sure exactly what that means, but if she wears the same shorts, then OK.

The problem with Sam Neil is that I always associate him with the Apocalypse, no matter what film he's in.  I like him as an actor, and all, but I'm always, on some level, waiting for the doom of the world.  It worked :thumbsup: in Dead Calm, for instance, though.
Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: whidB on November 11, 2008, 03:15:40 PM
Or Omen III: The FINAL CONFLICT!!!

I really enjoyed his performance in "Merlin."
Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: dogbone on November 11, 2008, 07:15:22 PM
I would go see her cast as Albert Einstein.

I would definitely go to that movie. But short of that, she's on temporary loan to the PoUA.
Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: First Post on November 12, 2008, 01:43:38 PM
(http://img61.imageshack.us/img61/7315/rickroll007pf2.jpg)
Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: Hedaira on November 12, 2008, 04:35:40 PM
Excellent
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Post by: stormneedle on November 12, 2008, 04:40:46 PM
That's just perfect.
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Post by: hajen on November 12, 2008, 05:31:19 PM
WINNAR!
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Post by: hajen on November 17, 2008, 07:07:36 PM
old & lurid book covers:
http://readingthepast.blogspot.com/2008/05/epitome-of-tackiness.html
http://readingthepast.blogspot.com/2008/11/tacky-tuesday.html
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Post by: eldiem on November 18, 2008, 12:46:52 AM
Man, I wanna read that "Viking" one...
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Post by: Hedaira on November 18, 2008, 09:30:21 AM
"The Naked Sword" had me picturing a romance novel featuring Lesley Neilsen and how that would work out.  :trance:
O.J. probably gets catapaulted off a turret or something.
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Post by: random axe on November 18, 2008, 10:47:20 AM
I just moved like eight boxes of those kinds of paperbacks.  That sort of thing is one of the main features of the pulp show we just had last weekend.
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Post by: whidB on November 18, 2008, 10:49:32 AM
Do you have a copy of this one?

(http://imagecache2.allposters.com/images/pic/adc/10100703A~The-Gods-Hate-Kansas-Posters.jpg)
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Post by: random axe on November 18, 2008, 10:55:07 AM
We often do.  I think I have a copy at home.  It's an awesome juxtaposition of title and cover illustration, I agree.  My boss had a poster of it, but it's vanished . . . .



edit:  We don't seem to have a copy right now.  :(   That's one of the ones we have a postcard of, but I'm not sure if we have the postcard right now, either.
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Post by: Dr. Leonard HmofCoy on November 18, 2008, 11:29:00 AM
Do you have a copy of this one?

(http://imagecache2.allposters.com/images/pic/adc/10100703A~The-Gods-Hate-Kansas-Posters.jpg)

:galm:

I have it on authority that they also hate Boston.


And Night Ranger. They really hate Night Ranger.
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Post by: Hedaira on November 18, 2008, 11:31:28 AM
They certainly frown on BBQ in the bathroom.

Oooo snap
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Post by: random axe on November 18, 2008, 01:12:52 PM
I grabbed one box at random and pulled a few out.  I apologize for how old and weak our scanner is, but you get the idea.

(http://www.curiousbooks.com/temp-stuff/pulps01a.jpg)

What I like about this one is that the cover illustration is the later 1953 'censored' version, as the postcard (next image) shows.  :lol:

(http://www.curiousbooks.com/temp-stuff/pulps01b.jpg)


(http://www.curiousbooks.com/temp-stuff/pulps02.jpg)

I love a lot of the retitled ones.  Somewhere, we have one with a typical pulp-novel title (eg, Blood Ran Red For Passion, or something), and the original title was The Lonesome Badger.  I look for that one periodically, because I will buy it when I find it again.
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Post by: random axe on November 18, 2008, 01:19:13 PM
(http://www.curiousbooks.com/temp-stuff/pulps03.jpg)

What kind of face is he making?  Never mind that he's apparently the size of King Kong.


(http://www.curiousbooks.com/temp-stuff/pulps04.jpg)

Those damned torrid Communists!  And I wish they'd made up their mind about hyphens.


(http://www.curiousbooks.com/temp-stuff/pulps05.jpg)

Satan rarely tempts people just a little bit.  Not really a tease, that one.  On the back, it says Would she find peace or madness behind these orgiastic rites?  Was the high priest, Suliman, saint or devil?  Lissa had to know.  Seems like Lissa should've been able to figure that out on her own.
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Post by: Dr. Leonard HmofCoy on November 18, 2008, 01:27:14 PM
A.A. Fair. Rings a bell. Isn't that also Erle Stanley Gardner?

*googles*

Ooh. I was right. *fistpump*
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Post by: hajen on November 24, 2008, 12:10:30 PM
"still stripping" (http://failblog.org/2008/11/23/title-fail/)
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Post by: hajen on November 26, 2008, 01:00:06 PM
http://listoftheday.blogspot.com/2008/11/8-phases-of-dating-of-day.html
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Post by: mo on November 29, 2008, 04:46:01 PM
(http://img185.imageshack.us/img185/7151/turncarefullysu9.jpg)
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Post by: dogbone on December 06, 2008, 08:49:10 AM
(http://i97.photobucket.com/albums/l236/wonkalumps/Revenge%20of%20the%20Nerds/137487b9de335b75.gif)
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Post by: hajen on December 08, 2008, 01:12:19 PM
http://www.behance.net/Gallery/Glennz-Tee-Store-Designs/149088

funny cartoon designs
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Post by: random axe on December 08, 2008, 02:15:46 PM
Wow.

I want the rocking horse.

The Swiss Army Fork is a better design than the actual forks on actual Swiss Army Knives.  Maybe even niftier than the titanium spork.

Nifty stuff.
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Post by: feffer on December 08, 2008, 02:23:09 PM
I like the eXtreme penny farthing rider.
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Post by: mrcookieface on December 08, 2008, 05:37:23 PM
Glenn Jones (http://www.glennz.co.nz/) is currently one of my favorite illustrators, hajen.  You can buy cards and prints at his site too.


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Post by: vox8 on December 08, 2008, 07:40:44 PM
Glenn Jones (http://www.glennz.co.nz/) is currently one of my favorite illustrators, hajen.  You can buy cards and prints at his site too.

Glenn Jones thinks that he has a better size of browser screen than the size that I prefer. That really, really pisses me off.
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Post by: pdrake on December 09, 2008, 11:21:18 AM
these are pretty amazing. i'm still trying to wrap my head around some.

http://www.flickr.com/photos/kickinthehead/sets/72157607227982802/

edible art
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Post by: hajen on December 10, 2008, 10:24:42 PM
 :lol: :rollin:

(http://photos-h.ak.fbcdn.net/photos-ak-snc1/v1109/20/98/879920243/n879920243_5107463_3317.jpg)
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Post by: flipper on December 13, 2008, 05:15:30 AM
:rollin:
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Post by: hajen on December 19, 2008, 12:18:17 PM
http://www.sexypeople-blog.com/
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Post by: random axe on December 19, 2008, 01:08:17 PM
Quote
http://www.sexypeople-blog.com/

Scary how many of those people look familiar to me.  But what kills me is that "John with Cat", about halfway down, could have been separated at birth from my ex's ex-husband (although he had absurd past-his-shoulders darker hair that made him look like a nerdy roadie).

I'm still amazed she was so into him -- even briefly, much less for a couple of years -- but, then, obviously there were things I never understood about her.  :shrug:
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Post by: mrcookieface on December 19, 2008, 03:30:58 PM
I like the picture of Herb Tarlek's family from WKRP in Cincinnati.

(http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_hlrAC_92oBA/SUBLzJRK6xI/AAAAAAAABbY/pGwy9qcYknc/s1600-h/1973_aa6ce3109e.jpg)

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Post by: flipper on December 19, 2008, 04:10:09 PM
The kid at the top looks like the dude from Problem Child
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Post by: mo on December 20, 2008, 02:40:29 PM
2008 Mug Shots Of The Year (http://www.thesmokinggun.com/archive/years/2008/1217081mugyear1.html)
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Post by: hajen on December 20, 2008, 06:20:01 PM
http://pics.yemii.com/swedish-dance-bands.html
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Post by: Dr. Leonard HmofCoy on December 20, 2008, 06:25:29 PM
http://pics.yemii.com/swedish-dance-bands.html

Seriously, we cannot thank ABBA enough.
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Post by: feffer on December 20, 2008, 07:19:22 PM
Mutton-leg sleeves certainly were popular for men.
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Post by: pdrake on December 20, 2008, 07:22:42 PM
were?

i still wear my puffy sleeve shirt all the time. :P
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Post by: random axe on December 21, 2008, 02:24:10 PM
Quote
http://pics.yemii.com/swedish-dance-bands.html

The band names are as funny as the rest of it.

Remember when they were better known for raping and pillaging?  Whatever happened to that?

Maybe someone could do a Viking-themed production of Mamma Mia!.  I might be up for that.
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Post by: whidB on December 21, 2008, 02:27:51 PM
I'd offer some help preparing the turkey drumsticks dance scene, but I see I'm getting ahead of myself in the time line...
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Post by: hajen on December 30, 2008, 08:16:58 PM
step one: cut a hole in the box (http://failblog.org/?p=10660) (FAIL image)
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Post by: eldiem on December 30, 2008, 08:43:02 PM
Is that one of MCF's?
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Post by: mrcookieface on December 31, 2008, 03:22:37 AM
Nah.  Not my style.


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Post by: random axe on December 31, 2008, 11:01:22 AM
From the look on the guy's face . . . the folks who made that ad knew exactly what they were doing.  :lol:
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Post by: feffer on January 07, 2009, 08:23:27 PM
What's wrong with this picture? (http://photoshopdisasters.blogspot.com/2009/01/ion-turntable-minus-thirty-three-and.html)
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Post by: stormneedle on January 07, 2009, 10:27:26 PM
Am I an old fuddy duddy for seeing that right off the bat?
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Post by: whidB on January 07, 2009, 10:40:21 PM
I remember hearing some religious nutcase on the radio who had a turntable that played backwards. Like that isn't suspicious enough.

Anyway, he played the (now) familiar backwards parts of "Stairway to Heaven" and some Styx songs and whatnot and I just kept thinking "man that would be cool to have a turntable like that!

I'd already spent more than enough time listening to my records on 16 RPM...

And yes, this was before I ever did any drugs. It wasn't until years later that I spent a good portion of my student loan on a 4-track tape player that I had the glorious pleasure of finally being able to play tapes backwards.
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Post by: random axe on January 08, 2009, 02:37:41 PM
Dude, if you have a regular cassette player . . . .

1)  Record whatever you want onto a blank tape.  Ideally, start near one end but not at the end.

2)  Rewind the new tape.  Pull the tape out of the cassette a bit.  By whichever method you prefer (twisting, cut / flip / tape), flip the tape over so the front becomes the back.

3)  Put the tape into your tape player and play the B side of the section you recorded onto.

You will hear your recording backward.

Didn't everyone do this in high school in the 80s?  It was way easier than using a Casio keyboard to sample 5 seconds of something and then use the auto-reverse playback button.

My brother, ever the smartass, did some kind of electronic thing to my mother's old turntable, in the early 80s, so he could flip a switch and make it play counterclockwise.  We'd just swing the arm over to the other edge of the record.  Alas, we didn't seem to have anything that contained backward messages.  I think we listened to my sister's entire double-LP of The Wall, backward, about three times.  :eyeroll:
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Post by: bit zero on January 08, 2009, 05:58:13 PM
download Audacity from sourceforge
load an MP3 of Pink Floyd's "Empty Spaces" into it
Edit -> Select -> All
Effect -> Reverse
Play
;-)
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Post by: NexR on January 08, 2009, 06:52:10 PM
I heart Audacity.
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Post by: flipper on January 08, 2009, 07:02:42 PM
The audacity of some posters :fyp:
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Post by: pdrake on January 09, 2009, 11:13:49 AM
the recently deflowered girl (http://community.livejournal.com/found_objects/3699822.html?page=1)

 :trance:
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Post by: random axe on January 09, 2009, 11:54:18 AM
Oooh . . . I want a copy.  But we don't have one here, and it's too expensive otherwise.

Must remember to save scans to disk.
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Post by: NexR on January 09, 2009, 01:25:07 PM
:lol:

Quote
Gypsies, when accepted as equals, can be relied upon to tell the truth.

:rollin:
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Post by: hajen on January 12, 2009, 09:29:39 PM
via hackess:

heavy metal flow chart (http://www.comicvsaudience.net/images/flow_heavymetal.jpg)
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Post by: feffer on January 12, 2009, 10:38:29 PM
Shouldn't "Ragnarok" be with Viking?  But I guess "Mexican Santa" doesn't really belong in Revelation, either.  I love the design.
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Post by: mrcookieface on January 12, 2009, 10:40:35 PM
It's funny, but I was surprised to see Iron Butterfly on there, and disappointed Cannibal Corpse wasn't.


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Post by: whidB on January 12, 2009, 10:47:01 PM
I had the background music from "Doom" going through my head the whole time... :jam:
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Post by: random axe on January 13, 2009, 11:45:00 AM
I used to have the Doom music on a tape that I listened to in the car, back in the day.  It tended to make me drive too aggressively, though.

Yeah, the chart is funny, but clearly facetious, with a lot of miscategorization.  I was amused to see there's a band named Satan's Awkward Gropings, though.

I don't know that I've ever heard anything by Cannibal Corpse.  I always thought the name had already put them in the Trying Too Hard category (like, say, Insane Clown Posse or Marilyn Manson).  Seems like they sat around trying to come up with a name most likely to annoy parents, like the fake band Vagina Fire.  If you're going to go that far, you have to have more tongue in your cheek, like, I dunno, Gwar, or something.
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Post by: mrcookieface on January 13, 2009, 04:19:14 PM
(http://img222.imageshack.us/img222/3898/unknownlj2.jpg)
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Post by: Hedaira on January 13, 2009, 04:57:52 PM
Dude.

 :rollin: :rollin: :rollin:
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Post by: flipper on January 15, 2009, 03:22:33 PM
It's funny, but I was surprised to see Iron Butterfly on there, and disappointed Cannibal Corpse wasn't.




Yeah, and where is Cryptic Slaughter, Bathory, Exodus, Sacriledge, Raven, Saxon, Celtic Frost (any relation :cyber:), Crowbar, Skinlab, etc.?
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Post by: feffer on January 15, 2009, 03:42:41 PM
I'm naming my 3rd child Celtic Frost.  If you remember, the next one is Anubis Frost.
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Post by: random axe on January 15, 2009, 03:45:23 PM
Just don't name a girl Frost.  The kids will be mean and call her Hoarfrost.
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Post by: pdrake on January 15, 2009, 09:39:18 PM
if the second one is anubis, you should try and fit horus in there somewhere.

and spell it, "hoarus".

 :detta:
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Post by: mo on January 19, 2009, 01:58:53 PM
(http://img509.imageshack.us/img509/8639/gatcifhj1jx9.gif)
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Post by: Hedaira on January 22, 2009, 09:00:24 AM
(http://5.media.tumblr.com/fbpmkX7hkj10nhbmKHvuJZnHo1_500.jpg)
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Post by: stormneedle on January 22, 2009, 11:31:48 AM
 :lol: I like that one.
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Post by: sm0k4 on January 25, 2009, 09:07:30 AM
(http://www.loiterink.com/photos/products/206_3892_500x500.jpg)

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Post by: hajen on February 03, 2009, 02:47:32 PM
http://failblog.org/?p=12223

(http://failblog.files.wordpress.com/2009/01/fail-owned-mykoc-meds-fail.jpg)
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Post by: feffer on February 03, 2009, 04:22:00 PM
That's not a fail, that's a fake!
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Post by: random axe on February 03, 2009, 04:26:02 PM
At 50mg, it's not for anyone.



[would also object to unhyphenated "non drowsy"]
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Post by: hajen on February 03, 2009, 05:01:35 PM
Yeah, but I still LOL'd. Especially at the "non-drowsy" bit. Because I can't fall asleep after, right away.
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Post by: feffer on February 03, 2009, 05:07:50 PM
 :lol:  Yep.

I agree, it's funny.  But it doesn't belong on failblo--  OMG I've become one of those assholes who say "THIS ISNT A PHOTOSHOP DISASTER IM NEVER REEDING THIS BLOG AGAIN"
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Post by: Hedaira on February 03, 2009, 08:12:26 PM
:lol:  Yep.

I agree, it's funny.  But it doesn't belong on failblo--  OMG I've become one of those assholes who say "THIS ISNT A PHOTOSHOP DISASTER IM NEVER REEDING THIS BLOG AGAIN"

 :lol: :lol: :lol: :rollin: :rollin: :rollin:
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Post by: hajen on February 07, 2009, 06:04:12 PM
(http://www.toothpastefordinner.com/020509/cash-4-kids.gif)
http://www.toothpastefordinner.com
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Post by: hajen on February 09, 2009, 04:25:48 PM
http://spacesick.blogspot.com/2009/01/i-can-read-movies-series.html
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Post by: mo on February 09, 2009, 05:01:44 PM
I don't know about funny, or maybe I just don't get it, but that's some really excellent graphic work.
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Post by: hajen on February 18, 2009, 10:30:50 PM
(http://icanhascheezburger.files.wordpress.com/2009/02/funny-pictures-cat-suggests-your-drunk-friends-go-home.jpg)
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Post by: Talix on February 19, 2009, 10:07:05 AM
...before I pee in their shoes.
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Post by: hajen on March 04, 2009, 07:17:44 PM
http://www.b3ta.com/board/9222744

spoofing RyanAir's announcement they will charge for toilet use on their planes
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Post by: Dr. Leonard HmofCoy on March 04, 2009, 08:06:13 PM
http://www.b3ta.com/board/9222744

spoofing RyanAir's announcement they will charge for toilet use on their planes

Ha! I couldn't believe that Ryanair thing. I thought it was a hoax. And then it turned out it was true, and I had to think about the implications for a bit. Lately I've been thinking about the "passengers as cattle" being the guiding paradigm for airlines and their relationship with coach class. HOWEVER, this makes it a bit different. Where do you see pay toilets? In cheesy fast-food places and rundown urban areas where there are a lot of homeless, drug users, hookers, etc.

So I was wrong! The airlines aren't treating you like cattle. They're treating you like criminals! This also explains the continuing ludicrous nature of security checkpoints.

I think I should get an honorary sociology degree for this thesis, what do you think?
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Post by: Hedaira on March 04, 2009, 08:13:38 PM
http://www.b3ta.com/board/9222744

spoofing RyanAir's announcement they will charge for toilet use on their planes

Ha! I couldn't believe that Ryanair thing. I thought it was a hoax. And then it turned out it was true, and I had to think about the implications for a bit. Lately I've been thinking about the "passengers as cattle" being the guiding paradigm for airlines and their relationship with coach class. HOWEVER, this makes it a bit different. Where do you see pay toilets? In cheesy fast-food places and rundown urban areas where there are a lot of homeless, drug users, hookers, etc.

So I was wrong! The airlines aren't treating you like cattle. They're treating you like criminals! This also explains the continuing ludicrous nature of security checkpoints.

I think I should get an honorary sociology degree for this thesis, what do you think?

Go get 'em
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Post by: random axe on March 05, 2009, 01:17:49 PM
Stewardess!  Could I have another Coke and a new adult diaper?


That oughtta do it.
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Post by: hajen on March 05, 2009, 05:40:04 PM
http://failblog.org/2009/03/05/fail-owned-cake-ring-fail/
Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: stormneedle on March 05, 2009, 07:30:24 PM
That's what you get when you don't specify the Pantone numbers!
Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: hajen on March 05, 2009, 07:45:50 PM
It's got parentheses and quotes.
Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: dogbone on March 09, 2009, 08:02:39 PM
If there had been ellipses, that cake would go back in time.
Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: hajen on March 17, 2009, 10:23:27 AM
http://failblog.org/2009/03/17/hypocrisy-win/

(http://failblog.files.wordpress.com/2009/03/fail-owned-cell-phone-fail.jpg)
Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: random axe on March 17, 2009, 10:46:43 AM
I have endless contempt for people who can't sit up straight while they're driving, too.  How heavy is that cell phone?



Yes, I have a lot of contempt for a lot of things.  I admit this up front.
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Post by: feffer on March 17, 2009, 10:40:51 PM
I LOL'd (http://photoshopdisasters.blogspot.com/2009/03/computerdeskscom-wat.html).  Somebody was having fun at work.
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Post by: mrcookieface on March 17, 2009, 10:45:39 PM
Nice!


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Post by: whidB on March 22, 2009, 07:20:49 PM
And maybe some of you have seen this, but I LOL'd...

(http://s5.tinypic.com/vfajo.jpg)
Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: random axe on March 22, 2009, 07:38:25 PM
Not to mention being offended that anyone would question it.  It's offensive!  My ideas are better than yours, and you're not allowed to have opinions about them.

Incidentally, this is, like, the worst Pope in a long, long time.  I still haven't forgiven him for saying that Islam has produced nothing but evil.  And then he acted like he never expected anyone might have a problem with that.

Kind of a non sequitur, I know, but I really am still mad.
Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: hajen on March 22, 2009, 08:32:51 PM
http://harkavagrant.com/index.php?id=128
(http://pics.livejournal.com/beatonna/pic/00010f1b)
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Post by: Dr. Leonard HmofCoy on March 22, 2009, 09:02:27 PM
Beaton's Pope comics are the absolute shizz. I laugh my ass off every time.
Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: mo on March 27, 2009, 04:37:41 PM
(http://i135.photobucket.com/albums/q124/mo_d_/tentacle_02.jpg)
Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: Dr. Leonard HmofCoy on March 27, 2009, 04:45:38 PM
(http://questionablecontent.net/comics/1366.png)
Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: flipper on March 27, 2009, 06:12:35 PM
(http://i135.photobucket.com/albums/q124/mo_d_/tentacle_02.jpg)

A Hentai LARPER?
Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: random axe on March 27, 2009, 06:30:46 PM
Well, there are certainly a lotta wannabe's.
Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: mo on March 29, 2009, 07:26:24 AM
(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v92/piece_by_piece/Miscellaneous/birdchips.gif)
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Post by: feffer on March 29, 2009, 12:36:12 PM
 :lol:
Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: Hedaira on March 29, 2009, 01:25:13 PM
(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v92/piece_by_piece/Miscellaneous/birdchips.gif)

Classic. The story, if I remember it right, is that that gull hits the same store damn near every day. And steals the same bag of crisps.
Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: hajen on April 06, 2009, 10:09:00 AM
http://criggo.wordpress.com/2009/04/06/baseball-begins/

(http://criggo.files.wordpress.com/2009/04/colon1.jpg?w=437&h=302)
Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: random axe on April 06, 2009, 10:19:57 AM
This was no forensics accident!
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Post by: sm0k4 on April 12, 2009, 07:33:52 PM
Saw this on the way home from the cabin today.

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Post by: random axe on April 12, 2009, 07:53:39 PM
Chair caning.

Kinky.
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Post by: hajen on April 14, 2009, 09:29:38 AM
http://icanhascheezburger.com/2009/04/14/funny-pictures-it-not-for-sits/
(http://icanhascheezburger.files.wordpress.com/2009/03/funny-pictures-cat-sits-on-your-keyboard.jpg)



OMG SO TRU AMIRITE
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Post by: Talix on April 14, 2009, 10:07:27 AM
Finally!  The definitive answer to "can I justify a laptop?"
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Post by: pdrake on April 15, 2009, 01:01:58 AM
sometimes i miss having cats. other times i'm sober.
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Post by: hajen on April 17, 2009, 01:52:30 PM
http://failblog.org/2009/04/17/marquee-fail/

(http://failblog.files.wordpress.com/2009/04/fail-owned-marquee-fail.jpg?w=500&h=363)
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Post by: feffer on April 17, 2009, 02:27:59 PM
Or whatever.  Meh.
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Post by: Dr. Leonard HmofCoy on April 17, 2009, 02:31:22 PM
I'm just shockd they speled "definitely" rite
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Post by: whidB on April 17, 2009, 03:23:47 PM
Good thing Led Zepplin wasn't playing...
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Post by: hajen on April 21, 2009, 12:36:36 PM
(http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_bkFIPLIOGL8/Se3bTdFVeFI/AAAAAAAAfyg/Exzp_cb4_Lk/s1600/pixarvdreamworks.jpg)
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Post by: Hedaira on April 21, 2009, 12:42:53 PM
That is uncannily correct.
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Post by: vox8 on April 21, 2009, 12:47:18 PM
I used to hate Dreamworks with a passion. But then I came to the realization that Dreamworks distributes the Aardman stuff.

So they have some use in this world other than filling it with stinking cesspools of animated poop jokes.
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Post by: random axe on April 21, 2009, 01:59:05 PM
In all fairness to Dreamworks, they've also produced some non-funny-animal terrible animated features (like Prince of Egypt -- the Deep Impact of Moses movies) and live-action crap like, well, Deep Impact.

And Pixar's typical path to a clever film often starts off just a tad rockier than that.  :lol:  If you only saw the pre-production concept storyboards-and-dialogue for The Incredibles (included on the DVD), you would be a lot less excited about the film itself.  They seem to have a good process, though.

And Dreamworks has produced some good things.  It's wildly uneven, but I admired a lot of Mouse Hunt.  And they produced Galaxy Quest and Gladiator.  And the Shrek films I've seen (the first two) had a lot of good moments.  And they produced Anchorman.  And, yeah, a bunch of awesome Aardman stuff.

They produced Saving Private Ryan and Catch Me If You Can and Road to Perdition.  I still haven't seen those.

It's certainly very easy to slam them for all the horrible, horrible, stupid crap they've perpetrated, but they've brought us some good things.  Still, I'm certainly always more curious to see what Pixar will do next.
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Post by: whidB on April 21, 2009, 03:01:02 PM
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And they produced Anchorman

Wow...that really seems outside of their moral code... or something...
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Post by: hajen on April 21, 2009, 04:44:26 PM
On Metafilter they call this "overthinking a plate of beans".
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Post by: mo on April 22, 2009, 04:43:07 AM
http://www.creebobby.com/timestable.html
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Post by: random axe on April 22, 2009, 09:52:15 AM
:thumbsup:

I like the concept and the execution.  My impression of Andy Warhol's creativity has been downgraded by 5000 points.
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Post by: hajen on April 26, 2009, 11:46:48 AM
http://failblog.org/?p=16948

(http://failblog.files.wordpress.com/2009/04/fail-owned-fish-bait-fail.jpg?w=500&h=375)
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Post by: Hedaira on April 26, 2009, 04:14:02 PM
 :shock:
Good lord.
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Post by: mo on April 26, 2009, 05:48:45 PM
Ew.
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Post by: eldiem on April 26, 2009, 06:03:46 PM
That can happen. Undercooked pork.

That and swine flu make me think the Jews were right about pigs.
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Post by: random axe on April 26, 2009, 06:55:52 PM
Considering how pigs are raised in this country, we're lucky they haven't mutated into something apocalyptic.  I know the way they're raised in China and much of the Third World is even worse, in many ways, and I wouldn't be surprised if Mexico wasn't doing a great job of safe agricultural practices either.

Pigs are practically pristine compared to typical fish stocks, though.  Or factory-farm chicken.  Still, if you cook the stuff enough, it's usually safe.  Except with prion and some viral stuff, heavy metal contamination, and so on.  Stay away from the pork tartare.
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Post by: mrcookieface on April 26, 2009, 07:34:27 PM
(http://img6.imageshack.us/img6/4210/picture2ssv.jpg)

But bacon tastes gooood.  Pork chops taste gooood.
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Post by: flipper on April 29, 2009, 05:22:40 PM
Trichinosis is pretty much non-existent in the US (unless you eat wild bear).  Even our CAFO raised pork is remarkably safe.  Beef and chicken on the other hand have tons of problems-listeria, salmonella, E coli h:0157, etc.

Trichinella however wouldn't be found in the rear, unless you're talking gluteal muscles, as they primarily accumulate in muscle tissue.  It's the whipworms and pinworms that would be found in the rear.
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Post by: mo on April 29, 2009, 05:34:39 PM
Overheard at work: "Now with the Swine flu, all the Mexicans are going to be crossing the border, and Obama is going to grant them amnesty, 'cause the Democratic Senators want all the Mexicans up here 'cause they vote Democrat."

 :stbm:

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Post by: NexR on April 29, 2009, 05:42:06 PM
He's right, y'know.  They always register as Democrats when they get their driver's licenses and social security cards.
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Post by: hajen on May 15, 2009, 09:17:22 AM
where are you on the Wolverine hair continuum

http://livingbetweenwednesdays.com/wp-content/uploads/hair%20continuum_psd.jpg
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Post by: dogbone on May 17, 2009, 07:08:00 AM
Puffy balls.

Wait...no...yes.
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Post by: hajen on May 21, 2009, 10:08:03 AM
http://failblog.org/2009/05/21/mini-golf-sign-fail/
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Post by: mrcookieface on May 26, 2009, 02:42:34 PM
(http://img35.imageshack.us/img35/7707/tomclams1978small.jpg)


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Post by: Talix on May 26, 2009, 03:37:55 PM
:eek:
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Post by: TFJ on May 27, 2009, 08:00:07 AM
 :trance:
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Post by: hajen on May 27, 2009, 05:51:38 PM
Celebrity Skin: 21 Tattoos of Famous Faces (http://www.ew.com/ew/gallery/0,,20202195,00.html)

The final one is a "Swayzaur".
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Post by: hajen on May 27, 2009, 08:17:13 PM
(http://img36.imageshack.us/img36/2637/lolgpl.jpg)
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Post by: random axe on May 28, 2009, 09:56:25 AM
:lol:

Except that surely ROFL is more superlative than LMAO.
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Post by: First Post on May 29, 2009, 07:27:51 AM
(http://img13.imageshack.us/img13/2214/1238629118517.jpg)
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Post by: Hedaira on May 29, 2009, 09:06:07 AM
 :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

I LOL IRL FYI
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Post by: hajen on May 29, 2009, 02:53:58 PM
http://criggo.com/2009/05/28/what-8/
(http://criggo.files.wordpress.com/2009/05/dopestattorney.jpg?w=363&h=222)
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Post by: Dr. Leonard HmofCoy on May 29, 2009, 03:00:20 PM
Note the Papyrus font
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Post by: hajen on May 29, 2009, 03:09:16 PM
noted
that comic was right near this link in my lj feed snicker
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Post by: Dr. Leonard HmofCoy on May 29, 2009, 03:36:52 PM
That website is packed with gold.
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Post by: random axe on May 29, 2009, 03:46:28 PM
The marketing is retarded, sure, but the targeting might be really effective.

It was the "Want to smoke pot on probation?" part that made me :confused:
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Post by: feffer on May 29, 2009, 05:13:43 PM
(http://profile.ak.facebook.com/profile6/909/95/n1082041283_9574.jpg)
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Post by: Hedaira on May 30, 2009, 03:58:23 PM
 :lol:
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Post by: flipper on June 01, 2009, 01:55:16 PM
Love it!  Potential halloween costume for Ian  :hmm:
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Post by: hajen on June 10, 2009, 03:51:22 PM
http://listoftheday.blogspot.com/2009/06/rejected-postage-stamps-series-of-day.html
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Post by: the other andrea on June 10, 2009, 03:59:29 PM
 :lol:

I love the Elizabeth Taylor series.
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Post by: feffer on June 10, 2009, 04:01:09 PM
That was my favorite!

Karl Marx?  I'm not sure he was evil, himself.
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Post by: eldiem on June 10, 2009, 09:45:38 PM
What, no ALF in the "Famous Aliens" series?

That's like the fourth ALF reference I've made/heard of in the last 2 weeks.  :nuts:
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Post by: the other andrea on June 10, 2009, 10:34:19 PM
He's insidious like that. Like an earworm.
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Post by: flipper on June 11, 2009, 12:15:21 PM
Everytime I hear earworm, I think of that alien creature that Khan put in Checkov's ear in STTTWOK.
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Post by: mo on June 11, 2009, 05:01:50 PM
Me too, but I picture Whid playing the role of Khan.
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Post by: feffer on June 11, 2009, 05:08:49 PM
Where the heck is whid?
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Post by: mo on June 11, 2009, 05:20:55 PM
I dunno. How's the weather? Maybe he's out campin'.
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Post by: the other andrea on June 11, 2009, 08:29:44 PM
I was wondering that myself, but I bet that's it.

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It is unseasonably warm and clear here for June... mid and upper 70s.
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Post by: hajen on June 12, 2009, 10:48:04 AM
omg motherlode
http://www.buzzfeed.com/mjs538/45-ridiculous-pictures-of-boy-bands
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Post by: random axe on June 12, 2009, 12:08:22 PM
That's it.  No more boy bands, forever.
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Post by: feffer on June 12, 2009, 12:29:38 PM
Wow.
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Post by: Hedaira on June 12, 2009, 01:03:16 PM
 :trance: :trance: :trance: :trance:
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Post by: Talix on June 12, 2009, 01:21:44 PM
Damn the work filters.
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Post by: Hedaira on June 12, 2009, 01:25:06 PM
Damn the work filters.


In this case I think they're acting as a safety feature.
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Post by: hajen on June 12, 2009, 06:29:53 PM
http://img39.imageshack.us/img39/5758/ohhai.jpg
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Post by: feffer on June 12, 2009, 06:57:16 PM
 :lol:
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Post by: Tripper on June 13, 2009, 12:26:01 AM
(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v352/kimmis_junk/gifbinhitlerwithhisbird.gif)
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Post by: mrcookieface on June 13, 2009, 01:14:45 PM
That is

Awesome.
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Post by: Tripper on June 14, 2009, 01:09:03 PM
http://www.noisebug.net/site/effects/index.cfm?ID=106 (http://www.noisebug.net/site/effects/index.cfm?ID=106)
(http://www.noisebug.net/site/images/effects/buchla200e2.jpg)

I do not know what it does.  But the picture is 'effin cool looking.
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Post by: TFJ on June 14, 2009, 01:10:44 PM
it's an old school sound synthesizer.

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Post by: Tripper on June 14, 2009, 01:16:27 PM
(http://lh3.ggpht.com/_hVOW2U7K4-M/SieceVBqeKI/AAAAAAABCMQ/CLABA-Agoi8/s640/56ur6tuhedhdf.jpg)

http://www.darkroastedblend.com/2009/06/ekranoplans-showcase-part-2.html (http://www.darkroastedblend.com/2009/06/ekranoplans-showcase-part-2.html)

This is an Ekranoplan, a Soviet built transport "plane" that used the ground effect "effect" to fly just a few feet off the water's surface.  Beyond strange, these things were build to attack/defend against enemy shipping on the Red Sea.  I don't know about you, but if I was a ship's captain and I saw one of these things bearing down on me at 500 mph, I'd shit in my pants.

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Post by: Tripper on June 14, 2009, 01:18:28 PM
Another one.

http://www.gearslutz.com/board/electronic-music-instruments-electronic-music-production/82373-buchla-200e.html
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Post by: First Post on June 14, 2009, 02:06:41 PM
That's a mighty complex analog synth right there. It's funny, back then people were all "Bah, real musicians don't use synthesizers" and now they're all "Bah, real musicians use vintage synth gear, you can't replicate those sounds with a computer!"

Now it's all mostly VST plugins though, which are mini-proggies with all the synth knobs and buttons and etc. that run inside whatever production software you're using. Albino (http://www.kvraudio.com/get/214.html) is very popular, but geez the price, and some of the big name producers have hammered its distinctive sound to death. I gots dozens of these things, but lately I favor the deceptively simple yet quite powerful freebie Synth1 (http://www.kvraudio.com/get/214.html); my biggest "hit" so far was all Synth1 and a really nice VST replica of a Hammond B4.

(VST prices don't compare to the ones on those Buchlas tho, $10-20k daaaamn! Would be really fun to goof around with something like that, though.)

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Post by: TFJ on June 14, 2009, 02:26:37 PM
we have one of these

(http://www.synthmuseum.com/arp/arp250001.jpg)
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Post by: Dr. Leonard HmofCoy on June 14, 2009, 02:35:47 PM
and a really nice VST replica of a Hammond B4.

Now that would be something worthwhile. Having had to roadie one of those to somebody else's gig one time (leslie and all), a faithful electronic replica is fine by me.

Edit: Speaking of synths, 1p, do you follow synthporno on tumblr? Kind of a fun stream, except for his (her?) annoying habit of posting the same image multiple times in a row.
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Post by: random axe on June 14, 2009, 02:42:05 PM
The Soviets built a lot of sweet ekranoplanes, like the infamous Caspian Sea Monster.  In the West, they call those WGEs (Wing in Ground Effect) or flarecraft, although Flarecraft is a trademark, and they generally don't build military models.  Alas.  They're damned cool, and a lot of them look like UFOs.

WGEs fly, in normal flight, by building a zone of very high pressure between the wing and ground, kind of like a hovercraft, plus some lift from the wing itself (and sometimes the rest of the body).  The ground-effect effect works, as a rule of thumb, to an altitude approximately equal to the wingspan of the vehicle.  It works on low-winged regular planes, too, and affects both takeoff and landing for most commercial jets, for instance.  It can be very fuel-efficient if you design the beast for that.

Because they have control surfaces, momentum, and some non-ground-effect lift, WGEs can also 'jump' to higher altitudes temporarily, and then they slowly sink back down into ground effect.  This is important for ocean-going WGEs because they sometimes encounter 'rogue waves' that are much bigger than average waves.  Going back several decades, people have designed giant WGEs like ocean liners that could go across the Atlantic at 250 MPH, etc.  Old Popular Science and whatnot have excellent That's Not Gonna Happen artists' conceptions.  :lol:

I think the whole 'We have to jump over a big wave now' issue might prevent some applications.  But the ground-effect flight can be incredibly stable.  I saw video of a Flarecraft little (4-seater, maybe) commuter model making incredible turns on a lake, and it could easily make turns banked so sharply that it put the wing edge on one side actually into the water without danger.  Pretty amazing.

They commonly sell little RC WGE beasties now, those amazing ones that go over land, water, fly, whatever.  They have really high power-to-weight ratios, which is why they can take off even vertically.  You probably wouldn't see that in a passenger model.

Some folks have suggested WGE designs for crewed Mars-exploring vehicles.  Mars has a much lower surface gravity than Earth but also a thinner atmosphere, so a 'regular' aircraft design would need a hell of a lot of modification.  There are also issues of wind and dust.  But a WGE design would be more stable and simpler than a regular aircraft and would work fine for getting around relatively flat terrain.  Turbine engines are probably a bad idea, but something electrostatic wouldn't necessarily have any problem with the dust.
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Post by: Dr. Leonard HmofCoy on June 14, 2009, 02:50:18 PM
I can pretty confidently say that the open ocean is no place for ekranoplans. Some of the latest satellite radar research indicates that "rogue" waves are far more common or routine than would be suggested by ground-level observational data. This is a big relief to wave researchers, whose statistical analyses predicted this sort of thing. There's some debate as to why they aren't observed as often as they should/seem to occur. The "no survivors" hypothesis hasn't been ruled out yet. I think it's more likely that there's pressure against reporting rare extreme waves because there usually isn't hard data to back them up and mariners like to effect the casual oh yeah we can handle this, what are you a pussy kind of attitude. I've been through a lot of wtf moments where a much larger (or smaller) wave occurs in what seemed like a regular swell pattern. The time period immediately following those moments tends to be a little busy, like trying to find your coffee cup on the other side of the lab, etc.

I'm impressed that they've used ekranoplans with success on the Caspian. I suspect they have pretty hard and fast mission rules about wind speed and/or significant wave height. Or they have a lot of accidents.
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Post by: First Post on June 14, 2009, 02:58:52 PM
and a really nice VST replica of a Hammond B4.

Now that would be something worthwhile. Having had to roadie one of those to somebody else's gig one time (leslie and all), a faithful electronic replica is fine by me.

Yeah! 'cause really, only a few people would be able to listen to it and authoritatively say "Meh, that's obviously not a real Leslie cabinet, blah blah" and besides, those are the type of people that suck all the fun out of music anyway. Same with something like ReBirth (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/ReBirth_RB-338) vs. the actual Roland boxen upon which it's based. Stuff like this gives me sounds and instrumentation I could never hope to access otherwise. I am still awed by Miroslav Philharmonik -- it's like there's a whole orchestra in my computer!
 
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Edit: Speaking of synths, 1p, do you follow synthporno on tumblr? Kind of a fun stream, except for his (her?) annoying habit of posting the same image multiple times in a row.

Yes indeed, very interesting content there apart from that unfortunate quirk. Definitely a nice example of that whole analog-vintage-fetishism thing.

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Post by: random axe on June 14, 2009, 03:16:18 PM
Quote from: hmof
I'm impressed that they've used ekranoplans with success on the Caspian.

Well, the Sea Monster was not a small WGE.  Here's a nifty page that also shows the Trippsy Thunderbirds-lookin' beast (http://staff.jccc.net/droberts/whatisit.html).  It's 747-sized, and, again, the cruise altitude is basically determined by the WGE's size, so big WGEs can cruise at much higher altitudes.  I've seen little ones that are a foot off the water, but the bigger ones can be a good distance up.  The medium-sized ekranoplane at the bottom of the linked page has a pic where you can see that it's really a hell of a lot higher up than a hovercraft is supposed to go.

Whether or not it's high enough to clear an unexpected giant wave is still an important issue, definitely.  Especially if you're going a couple hundred miles an hour -- Carnival ships rarely go all Poseidon Venture, but they don't plow into a wave at 250 MPH, either.  And like I said, if you suddenly have to jump up at three or four gravities to avoid a huge wave that radar just detected in your path, the passengers are going to spill their drinks.  And bladders.

But the things do look damned cool.
Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: Tripper on June 14, 2009, 03:24:26 PM
I looked at this and thought "Russian Colonial Marine Corps Dropship!"   :thumbsup:

(http://lh3.ggpht.com/_hVOW2U7K4-M/SieceVBqeKI/AAAAAAABCMQ/CLABA-Agoi8/s640/56ur6tuhedhdf.jpg)
Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: Dr. Leonard HmofCoy on June 14, 2009, 03:27:48 PM
Two ... simulated.
Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: random axe on June 14, 2009, 03:31:35 PM
:lol: 

Yeah, I thought it looked like Burt Rutan decided he needed to be able to bring all his stuff up into orbit in one trip.

You gotta love that Russian engineering attitude of We Don't Care How People Normally Do This.
Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: Tripper on June 16, 2009, 05:11:30 PM
(http://threeframes.net/photo/1280/122445177/1/hzcpHGYzFohutntkUX6v908i)

http://threeframes.net/
Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: Dr. Leonard HmofCoy on June 16, 2009, 05:36:52 PM
Clever!
Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: hajen on June 17, 2009, 10:28:24 AM
http://criggo.com/2009/06/17/save/
(http://criggo.files.wordpress.com/2009/06/coupon1.jpg?w=330&h=248)
Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: the other andrea on June 17, 2009, 06:48:35 PM
I do not know what it does.  But the picture is 'effin cool looking.

Why does it say "Dave's Barber Shoppe" and "You're next" and "out to lunch" in the lower left corner, right next to "Escher's Barber Shoppe"? I realize it has something to do with the barber pole shaped LCD light bar, but that's just... I think that's something Nigel would have had added to his analog synth.
Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: Tripper on June 18, 2009, 06:49:57 AM
It's a rack for audio components with a common set of connections.  And as you may know (coughThedcough) musicians and audio techs can be a little odd.
Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: hajen on June 18, 2009, 12:35:14 PM
(http://i4.photobucket.com/albums/y107/pizzaweasel317/lj%20stuff/ballflip.gif)
Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: random axe on June 18, 2009, 12:42:09 PM
:clap:


That looks a lot like one of my old gyms, actually.  The big one at the haunted camp in PA.
Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: Hedaira on June 18, 2009, 01:27:28 PM
(http://i4.photobucket.com/albums/y107/pizzaweasel317/lj%20stuff/ballflip.gif)

WIN
Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: Dr. Leonard HmofCoy on June 18, 2009, 01:28:46 PM
Let's see you top that one, Jean-Claude von Damme Clamme
Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: TFJ on June 18, 2009, 01:56:35 PM
shit i just wasted a half hour looking for that gif running forward then backwards. thanks for the sweet search engine, fazed
Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: Dr. Leonard HmofCoy on July 07, 2009, 02:06:25 PM
Beef curtains (http://ugliesttattoos.com/2009/07/07/funny-tattoos-be-still-my-heart/).

SFW. Really.
Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: the other andrea on July 07, 2009, 05:47:28 PM
 :trance:
Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: hajen on July 08, 2009, 01:38:38 PM
http://francescoexplainsitall.blogspot.com/2007/07/lesser-known-transformers.html
Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: Dr. Leonard HmofCoy on July 08, 2009, 02:13:39 PM
I had no idea he was writing Sally Forth, now.
Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: hajen on July 11, 2009, 07:42:39 PM
http://www.canada.com/travel/news/Illicit+sign+points+village+charms/1778551/story.html

ROFFLECOPTER
Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: Hedaira on July 11, 2009, 08:53:47 PM
 :knotty:
Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: the other andrea on July 13, 2009, 10:45:26 PM
You know, that's the difference between Canada and the U.S...

Most Canadians got a good laugh from it. A large portion of Americans would be:

A) utterly horrified
B) want the artist prosecuted, and/or
C) want to seek legal action for it causing emotional distress.
Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: sm0k4 on July 14, 2009, 05:52:05 AM
You know, that's the difference between Canada and the U.S...

Most Canadians got a good laugh from it. A large portion of Americans would be:

A) utterly horrified
B) want the artist prosecuted, and/or
C) want to seek legal action for it causing emotional distress.

And Europeans would have not only laughed, but left it there.
Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: Dr. Leonard HmofCoy on July 14, 2009, 08:28:44 AM
I don't know, the people of the village of Fucking, Austria got pretty annoyed after a while
Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: hajen on July 14, 2009, 09:07:11 AM
Only because they had to keep replacing the signs that were stolen. YOUR TAX DOLLARS going to replace road signs over and over? Eventually you'd be like YEAH WE GET THE JOKE NOW CAN YOU QUIT IT PLZ. JUST TAKE PIX OF YOU AND YOUR BUDS WITH THE SIGN OK? BUY A TSHIRT MAYBE? STUPID TOURISTS.
Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: hajen on July 17, 2009, 09:04:36 AM
"somebody got it wrong" (http://cdnll-8.liveleak.com/s/18/media18/2009/Jul/16/LiveLeak-dot-com-81064bfc79ed-somebodygotitwrong.jpg?h=d6b834450e3fd0bbf51bc1a423cfd350&e=1248387989&rs=150)
Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: vox8 on July 17, 2009, 10:31:31 AM
"somebody got it wrong" (http://cdnll-8.liveleak.com/s/18/media18/2009/Jul/16/LiveLeak-dot-com-81064bfc79ed-somebodygotitwrong.jpg?h=d6b834450e3fd0bbf51bc1a423cfd350&e=1248387989&rs=150)

They thought that MJ was going to turn into Lionel Richie?
Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: feffer on July 17, 2009, 11:07:35 AM
I see Billy Dee Williams.
Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: Dr. Leonard HmofCoy on July 17, 2009, 11:24:44 AM
:o

It's a trap!
Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: random axe on July 17, 2009, 12:54:39 PM
That's probably what the real Michael Jackson did look like in 2000.
Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: hajen on August 03, 2009, 11:39:36 AM
http://criggo.com/2009/08/02/stating-the-obvious/
Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: Encino Man on August 05, 2009, 10:39:44 AM
(http://i38.photobucket.com/albums/e135/jagno71/they-see-me-rollin.jpg)
Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: hajen on August 06, 2009, 08:46:16 AM
(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v642/shakespeares_sister/dracula.jpg)
Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: random axe on August 06, 2009, 02:00:36 PM
Nifty.
Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: hajen on August 06, 2009, 11:51:43 PM
http://shakespearessister.blogspot.com/2009/08/fact.html
Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: random axe on August 07, 2009, 09:38:34 AM
I knew Norris was a creepy racist back when he made that movie where he and the police robot have to beat the snot out of a lot of Latinos in a fight that could easily have been avoided.  I forget which film that was, but it was like 1983, maybe.  And creepy.  Also, the robot was just a bad, bad idea.

I remember seeing ads for those jeans in martial arts shops back in the late 80s, though.  They were pretty funny even then.  'I have special custom flex-crotch jeans for doing karate kicks!  However, I still insist on wearing heavy stacked-heel cowboy boots at the same time!'
Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: hajen on August 10, 2009, 11:25:58 AM
http://thereifixedit.com/2009/08/06/epic-kludge-photo-amazing-you-can-actually-see-the-laws-of-physics-breaking/
Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: whidB on August 10, 2009, 02:46:24 PM
TRAILER PARK BOYS!!
Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: hajen on August 14, 2009, 12:08:52 PM
http://listoftheday.blogspot.com/2009/08/awsome-misspelled-tats-of-day.html
Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: Dr. Leonard HmofCoy on August 14, 2009, 12:14:38 PM
Awsome. WITH AN E (http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_bkFIPLIOGL8/SOZY5tQn_JI/AAAAAAAASXc/6lnv-kxhOcE/s1600-h/awsome.JPG)
Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: Encino Man on August 14, 2009, 12:22:10 PM
http://listoftheday.blogspot.com/2009/08/awsome-misspelled-tats-of-day.html

A frat brother of mine got a misspelled tattoo. I felt horribly guilty pointing it out... This was years ago.
Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: Psidefect on August 21, 2009, 08:27:41 AM
(http://www.geekherocomic.com/comics/2009-08-19-a-coding-paradox.png)
Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: Psidefect on August 28, 2009, 06:23:43 PM
(http://imgur.com/Qpoth.png)
Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: feffer on August 28, 2009, 06:42:04 PM
FAAAAAAAKE
Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: Psidefect on August 28, 2009, 07:00:23 PM
FAAAAAAAKE
Clearly, but an interesting commentary nonetheless.
Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: feffer on August 28, 2009, 07:28:54 PM
Yes, I'd agree with that.  But it's also not funny, it's depressing.  So you put it in the wrong thread, you big jerk.
Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: feffer on August 28, 2009, 07:29:27 PM
We're very strict about that around here.
Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: mrcookieface on August 28, 2009, 07:43:56 PM
It's funny in a sad way.  Like Alzheimer's.
Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: hajen on August 28, 2009, 08:55:40 PM
Yes, I'd agree with that.  But it's also not funny, it's depressing.  So you put it in the wrong thread, you big jerk.

I came here for funny, I got sadz.
Now I sue you


THANKS A LOT PSI
Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: Psidefect on August 28, 2009, 08:56:28 PM
We're very strict about that around here.

:moon:

:D
Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: Psidefect on August 28, 2009, 08:56:53 PM
Yes, I'd agree with that.  But it's also not funny, it's depressing.  So you put it in the wrong thread, you big jerk.

I came here for funny, I got sadz.
Now I sue you


THANKS A LOT PSI

Anytime.
Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: Encino Man on August 28, 2009, 08:58:01 PM
You know, sounds stupid - but yeah that did make me sad too. hahha. for reals....
Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: Psidefect on August 28, 2009, 09:17:10 PM
I do apologize for the sadness.

Just struck me as a really good way to convey that idea.
Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: dogbone on August 28, 2009, 09:19:51 PM
You're a dick.
Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: Psidefect on August 28, 2009, 09:54:26 PM
You're a dick.

Suck it.
Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: Talix on August 28, 2009, 09:55:44 PM
:eek:

Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: stormneedle on August 28, 2009, 09:56:05 PM
/watches
:popcr0n:
Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: Encino Man on August 28, 2009, 10:12:27 PM
You're a dick.

Suck it.

You know, I used to work with a guy who'd probably pay to watch this.
Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: Hedaira on August 29, 2009, 10:30:54 AM
FAAAAAAAKE
Clearly, but an interesting commentary nonetheless.

 :rollin:
Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: Psidefect on August 29, 2009, 01:21:15 PM
You're a dick.

Suck it.

You know, I used to work with a guy who'd probably pay to watch this.

I'm pretty sure I could get Tal to buy tickets too. :hmm:

It might even get her all :knotty: also!
Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: hajen on September 01, 2009, 12:11:07 AM
http://www.spritestitch.com/?p=2143

WANT
Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: feffer on September 01, 2009, 12:14:42 AM
 :thumbsup:
Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: the other andrea on September 01, 2009, 01:01:04 AM
Oh that Calvin & Hobbes was painful, I  :cry:

But Duck Hunt painting saved me from a gloomy evening.  :detta:
Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: hajen on September 03, 2009, 03:22:41 PM
classic lol:
http://www.tertia.org/so_close/2009/09/the-world-according-to-americans.html
Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: Psidefect on September 03, 2009, 06:44:19 PM
Honestly, I think that overestimates a lot of Americans.
Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: feffer on September 03, 2009, 06:52:33 PM
We were watching some bounty hunter show teh other night (not Dog).  The neighbor said the bail jumper had gone to another country.  They found out he went to Puerto Rico.  Then Guam.  And possibly Hawaii.
Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: Dr. Leonard HmofCoy on September 03, 2009, 06:54:46 PM
We were watching some bounty hunter show teh other night (not Dog).  The neighbor said the bail jumper had gone to another country.  They found out he went to Puerto Rico.  Then Guam.  And possibly Hawaii.

fucking birthers
Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: Psidefect on September 06, 2009, 11:24:31 AM
(http://imgur.com/AuSgW.jpg)
Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: Psidefect on September 06, 2009, 11:46:29 AM
(http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_d4v-kZf0xqA/SBoLY1VpZiI/AAAAAAAAAJQ/Xxbn-eNqxNM/s320/2004378907.jpg)

The Steve Martin impression didn't get the reaction he was hoping for.
Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: dogbone on September 06, 2009, 12:41:20 PM
The Imperial Walker costume is awesome, but she should date shorter guys if she has any designs making a career of it.
Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: mo on September 07, 2009, 04:53:47 PM
(http://i135.photobucket.com/albums/q124/mo_d_/Picture1.png)
Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: Tripper on September 07, 2009, 08:49:20 PM
God, I wish we had been able to go to DragonCon...
Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: Psidefect on September 10, 2009, 08:47:34 AM
(http://imgur.com/voeQa.jpg)

:galm:
Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: random axe on September 10, 2009, 09:44:49 AM
Wow.  That's a lot of poison.
Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: Psidefect on September 13, 2009, 04:29:29 PM
(http://www.explosm.net/db/files/Comics/Rob/epic.png)
Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: Encino Man on September 13, 2009, 05:13:47 PM
haha
Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: mo on September 13, 2009, 06:17:23 PM
(http://img14.imageshack.us/img14/7463/img2080ba5.jpg)
Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: whidB on September 13, 2009, 06:21:06 PM
My kinda teabaggers,,,blend in with the crowd...  8)
Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: Dr. Leonard HmofCoy on September 13, 2009, 06:40:05 PM
Heh. The Bobby (Exorcist) Jindal photo there makes this sublime
Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: random axe on September 14, 2009, 12:19:19 PM
Are they all ironic?  I'm sure of at least one of them.

A recurring problem with the right wing is that they get so crazy that satire becomes strained.  It's like one of Dave Barry's infamous I Am Not Making This Up columns or those stories where The Daily Show just reports and reacts almost without analytical comment. 

The New York Times famously and deeply stupidly claimed that irony died on 9/11.  It's weird that, in a small way, it actually was the beginning of the end for certain kinds of mockery, though.  You've often got to wonder if, at these Tea Bagging parties and whatnot, the halfway rational people start to get uncomfortable or if they're just so happy to have crazy cannon fodder all around them if the shooting should actually start.
Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: Psidefect on September 14, 2009, 09:10:26 PM
(http://imgur.com/Bwww7l.jpg)

:lol:
Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: whidB on September 14, 2009, 10:09:36 PM
I'd say "ooh thanks for reminding me TDS is on!" but it's a repeat... :sigh:
Colbert, too.

At least they're not showing a bunch of stupid shit like they've been doing lately.
Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: the other andrea on September 14, 2009, 10:12:58 PM
New shows are at 11 pm -- I think they are back as of tonight?
Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: whidB on September 14, 2009, 10:21:00 PM
:nanaparty:

Although I usually forget to tune in at 11, too.... :\
Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: random axe on September 15, 2009, 09:53:24 AM
:lol: at the Stewart quote, but who put that comma in there?  The subject never gets separated from the verb by a single comma, even if it's a complex subject.

Oy.
Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: Psidefect on September 18, 2009, 09:52:51 AM
(http://www.funpic.hu/files/pics/00036/00036835.jpg)
Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: random axe on September 18, 2009, 11:59:00 AM
What is that, an ambidextrous This Way Up trampstamp?  It's like she doesn't expect you to see her face too well but wants you to remember her name.
Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: TFJ on September 18, 2009, 12:04:47 PM
it's reading material for one dude up front and his buddy behind, incase they get bored.
Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: flipper on September 18, 2009, 12:08:45 PM
Exactly what I was thinking--Fingercuffs!  Or it could be for 3 dudes, one in front and DVDA behind (which of course would require another one somewhere on her torso or  :boobies: since DVDA would be very difficult with four dudes from behind.  You know 2 under 2 behind works best for that)
Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: random axe on September 18, 2009, 12:27:40 PM
I'll stick my with my more innocent preconceptions, thanks anyway.
Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: feffer on September 18, 2009, 02:08:06 PM
I hope she has one on her forehead, too.
Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: Hedaira on September 18, 2009, 02:09:22 PM
 :lol: :rollin: I was thinking the same thing
Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: unclejessie on September 18, 2009, 06:47:42 PM
It's probably Sarah.
Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: Psidefect on September 20, 2009, 03:43:40 PM
(http://officeofstrategicinfluence.com/pix/index.php?displaypic=aginas.jpg)
Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: random axe on September 20, 2009, 03:50:14 PM
Yeah, MSU has a big 'S', and we get similar sorts of joke plates.  Some of them are pretty good, but I always wonder if the novelty wears off in a big way.
Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: whidB on September 20, 2009, 04:07:20 PM
Clever one there that slipped through.

I would think the censors work overtime in the plate office.
Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: eldiem on September 20, 2009, 04:18:29 PM
DUDE. I have seen that car. Or maybe it was one that had the UVA "V" and said AGINA. It was an old beater, spray-painted pink, I kid not.
Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: Psidefect on September 22, 2009, 01:48:38 PM
(http://www.inquisitr.com/wp-content/gay-funny.jpg)

Ok, not so much haha funny, but I like it.
Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: random axe on September 22, 2009, 02:06:42 PM
:lol:

That's not the quote I would have picked, but I'd like to see a lot more of those.  Not because it means the Bible is bad (it doesn't) but because it points up that these holier-than-thou types just pick the bits they agree with -- and then insist that they believe the book is infallible.

They probably have a whole line of those.  The Bible prohibits wearing clothes made of multiple kinds of fibers -- no poly-cotton blends.  Deuteronomy or Timothy, I think, but that's just the start.  It also bans women from instructing men, so women carrying Bibletastic protest signs in public are self-condemning.
Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: TFJ on September 22, 2009, 03:45:31 PM
(http://officeofstrategicinfluence.com/pix/index.php?displaypic=aginas.jpg)

i think i've seen a few of these vaginas running around c-ville.
Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: Psidefect on September 23, 2009, 05:15:14 PM
(http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2467/3812579887_900b2b5314_o.jpg)
Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: Psidefect on September 24, 2009, 08:02:22 AM
(http://imgur.com/TwLkA.jpg)
Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: Psidefect on September 29, 2009, 03:17:12 PM
(http://imgur.com/c4wjo.png)
Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: flipper on September 29, 2009, 04:08:32 PM
:detta: :galm:
Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: the other andrea on September 29, 2009, 04:11:05 PM
 :rollin:
Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: feffer on September 29, 2009, 07:55:31 PM
Is that Russell's Teapot?
Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: Psidefect on September 30, 2009, 09:20:01 AM
No idea. I shamelessly stole it from reddit.
Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: Encino Man on September 30, 2009, 10:32:00 AM
(http://ihasahotdog.files.wordpress.com/2009/03/funny-dog-pictures-solo-wookie.jpg)
Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: Psidefect on September 30, 2009, 11:29:06 AM
:galm:
Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: Hedaira on September 30, 2009, 12:22:21 PM
 :rollin: :rollin: :rollin:
Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: the other andrea on September 30, 2009, 02:06:03 PM
 :lol: :lol:
Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: NexR on October 01, 2009, 08:49:04 AM
http://imgur.com/gPE89.gif
Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: Psidefect on October 02, 2009, 09:45:21 AM
Optical illusion (http://img368.imageshack.us/img368/760/9020optischetaeuschung4.jpg) (it's actually SFW, but it took me a moment)
Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: TFJ on October 02, 2009, 11:09:04 AM
if only that chick had hairy armpits
Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: NexR on October 02, 2009, 12:06:54 PM
I wish I could go back to not getting it.
Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: TFJ on October 02, 2009, 01:36:39 PM
i didn't even see that at first. i first thought. sheesh that massive camel toe must be an optical illusion!
Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: Psidefect on October 13, 2009, 08:45:07 AM
(http://www.theonion.com/content/files/images/onion_imagearticle2395.jpg)
Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: random axe on October 13, 2009, 09:20:51 AM
My basement should have a basement.  :harumph:
Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: Hedaira on October 13, 2009, 09:41:02 AM
 :rollin: :rollin: :rollin:
Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: stormneedle on October 13, 2009, 10:16:37 AM
A baseboard does not a basement make.  :googily:
Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: Encino Man on October 13, 2009, 10:56:43 AM
you know those basements that are like, double basements?

/otto
Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: Dr. Leonard HmofCoy on October 14, 2009, 05:59:34 PM
That was awesome.
Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: flipper on October 16, 2009, 06:32:56 PM
What is this basement thing you speak of?  Next thing you're going to tell me is that a garage is for parking one's car...
Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: Psidefect on October 21, 2009, 10:19:19 AM
(http://www.funny-city.com/cartoons/real-life-pacman.jpg)
Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: Psidefect on October 28, 2009, 09:26:11 AM
If I had twins, I'd definitely get these shirts:

(http://cache.gawker.com/assets/images/4/2009/10/500x_tumblr_ks3cysr6YE1qzpwi0o1_500.jpg)
Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: flipper on October 28, 2009, 12:31:32 PM
:galm:  :detta:

Those are hilarious!
Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: pdrake on October 28, 2009, 05:03:36 PM
(http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_uwo7pdMOvo4/RvvP7f5gQzI/AAAAAAAAArg/m7MSIOfobDE/s400/ExremePumpkin1.jpg)
Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: NexR on October 29, 2009, 10:26:32 AM
That's pretty damn well done, but I can't give it goatse credit.
Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: flipper on October 29, 2009, 11:59:58 AM
Yep, need the dangler
Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: mo on October 29, 2009, 04:52:36 PM
yeah, a couple of squash, maybe.
Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: Encino Man on October 29, 2009, 06:35:25 PM
if i had a nickel for every time i said 'you call THAT a gaping asshole'?
Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: Tripper on November 01, 2009, 12:09:54 PM
I like Phil Foglio.

(http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2590/4045814586_31ee78d499_o.jpg)
Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: random axe on November 01, 2009, 12:57:15 PM
The Foglios are awesome.

I seriously have to buy the whole run of Girl Genius one of these days.
Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: Psidefect on November 04, 2009, 12:11:21 PM
(http://www.shof.msrcsites.co.uk/pope.jpg)
Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: Psidefect on November 04, 2009, 05:02:30 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/7AOOG.jpg)
Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: mo on November 04, 2009, 05:17:25 PM
 :eek:
Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: Hedaira on November 04, 2009, 05:29:52 PM
Someone really needs to print out flyers "Teabagging is a slang term for the act of a man placing his scrotum in the mouth or on or around the face (including the top of the head) of another person" and then hand them out at these gatherings. WHILE FILMING THEIR REACTIONS. Comedy gold.

In fact, I propose we have Defect do it while wearing his monk costume. No one is going to fuck with a monk.
Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: random axe on November 04, 2009, 05:49:56 PM
I disagree.  I think what someone needs to do is start a new 'hardcore' grass-roots Conservative organization to sap power from the Teabaggers, and they need to call themselves the Cleveland Steamers. 

I guess it'll have to come out of Cleveland and have some cockamamie excuse for the name, but these are not critical thinkers, so it shouldn't be too hard.




I've been privately calling Teabaggers 'Dirty Sanchezes', but I know they'd object because that sounds Mexican.
Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: Hedaira on November 04, 2009, 06:39:07 PM
I disagree.  I think what someone needs to do is start a new 'hardcore' grass-roots Conservative organization to sap power from the Teabaggers, and they need to call themselves the Cleveland Steamers. 

I guess it'll have to come out of Cleveland and have some cockamamie excuse for the name, but these are not critical thinkers, so it shouldn't be too hard.




I've been privately calling Teabaggers 'Dirty Sanchezes', but I know they'd object because that sounds Mexican.


 :lol: :lol: :rollin: :rollin: :rollin: :rollin:
Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: Dr. Leonard HmofCoy on November 04, 2009, 06:46:39 PM
:hmm:

BLUMPERS!
Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: Tripper on November 05, 2009, 08:39:07 AM
The Foglios are awesome.

I seriously have to buy the whole run of Girl Genius one of these days.

I actually met Freff a couple of years ago and he sent me some unfinished pieces from "D'Arc Tangent".  He was *not* a Phil fan at all.  I'll see if I can't dig them up, they're buried in Gmail somewhere.

I had Phil sign the poker book he did with some friends called "Dealer's Choice", which is a damn good book of poker games.  Not for the pussies that only play Texas Hold'em.
Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: Psidefect on November 06, 2009, 10:38:59 AM
(http://sciencetraveler.files.wordpress.com/2008/07/08-03-04d_gas_prices.jpg)
Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: random axe on November 06, 2009, 10:42:17 AM
Especially since that jet probably needs, what, 20 000 gallons?

My wagon is bad enough.
Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: Dr. Leonard HmofCoy on November 06, 2009, 11:36:05 AM
:galm:

Damn. It's always cheaper in Burbank.
Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: Psidefect on November 12, 2009, 05:04:19 PM
(http://craphound.com/images/happysaddiagram.gif)
Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: random axe on November 12, 2009, 05:13:03 PM
Heh.
Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: Psidefect on November 17, 2009, 09:25:04 AM
(http://www.baconbabble.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/11/your_screwed.jpg)
Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: Psidefect on November 17, 2009, 04:16:00 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/ijhNZ.jpg)
Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: feffer on November 17, 2009, 05:25:15 PM
He looks so young!  Was that really only 7 years ago?
Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: random axe on November 17, 2009, 06:01:21 PM
Pff.  House is an OK show, and all, but it's not like it's the only thing he's done.  When the show came out, though, I was astonished at how much older he looked.  Not bad, just older.  If you want to see him look young, go back and watch Blackadder from the mid-80s.

But what is that with him and Aniston?  Friends?  If so, IMDb suggests it's from 1998.  Apparently they were also both in an episode of Ellen in 2005.  :shrug:


edit:  What the . . . why a scroll bar?  :cry:
Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: Psidefect on November 23, 2009, 04:13:54 PM
(http://static.funnyjunk.com/pictures/physics0.jpg)

:geek:
Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: random axe on November 23, 2009, 04:20:03 PM
:lol:

Or your windshield might just be made of wavelength-doubling sodium crystals.
Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: the other andrea on November 23, 2009, 07:52:58 PM
 :lol: :detta:
Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: Psidefect on December 03, 2009, 11:16:54 AM
(http://imgur.com/D0SSI.jpg)
Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: flipper on December 03, 2009, 12:32:59 PM
:clap:
Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: Psidefect on December 03, 2009, 02:35:34 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/CQ9Lb.png)
Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: the other andrea on December 03, 2009, 04:32:57 PM
 :rollin: to both
Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: pdrake on December 05, 2009, 04:32:00 PM
(http://lookatthisfrakkinggeekster.tumblr.com/photo/1280/269321498/1/tumblr_kseyumWZ7J1qzgkpn)
Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: Psidefect on December 08, 2009, 10:13:33 AM
(http://i.imgur.com/oJ0Fx.jpg)
Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: mo on December 08, 2009, 12:08:41 PM
 :lol:
Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: Psidefect on December 11, 2009, 09:00:23 AM
(http://i.imgur.com/G3E44.jpg)
Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: Psidefect on December 11, 2009, 09:01:24 AM
I swear I'm not intentionally seeking out anti-Christian imagery. I just post 'em as I see 'em.
Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: random axe on December 11, 2009, 10:13:33 AM
That one's really clever, actually.
Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: dogbone on December 11, 2009, 10:31:35 PM
(http://media.scout.com/media/avatars/8/1/PeteJayhawk.gif)

and

(http://cdn.fd.uproxx.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/12/300-airhump.gif)
Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: random axe on December 11, 2009, 10:54:35 PM
That's exactly why I don't let my cat watch Japanese TV.  Crazy animal's more than freaky enough as it is.
Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: feffer on December 12, 2009, 05:05:53 AM
Is this yours, cookieface?

(http://5.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kuii67FH4Z1qzmopno1_400.gif)
Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: mrcookieface on December 12, 2009, 07:15:44 PM
Nope, but I do get asked that occasionally.
 
:lol:
Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: pdrake on December 14, 2009, 09:37:19 PM
i actually made this one today. saw the commercial and thought of the news stories. it made me chuckle.

(http://img686.imageshack.us/img686/7200/zhuzhu.jpg)
Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: Psidefect on December 22, 2009, 12:03:26 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/kURm1.jpg)
Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: dogbone on December 23, 2009, 08:12:33 AM
Suitable for a vicious Cheezburgering (http://thedw.us/post/295416143/photo-of-the-day-gtfo-via-update-context)

OH HAI
Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: random axe on December 23, 2009, 09:53:38 AM
Sean Penn reincarnated as a golden eagle, eh?
Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: Dr. Leonard HmofCoy on December 23, 2009, 11:01:51 AM
Golden eagles. Do not want. :harumph:

Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: Encino Man on December 23, 2009, 03:01:50 PM
Jagshemash!!
Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: pdrake on December 28, 2009, 04:09:20 AM
my mom sends me dorky stuff all the time and most i just shrug off. this one actually made me chuckle and i thought a few people here would get a laugh from it, as well.

http://www.raincitystory.com/flash/screenclean.swf

it may be old, but it's the first i've seen it.
Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: dogbone on December 28, 2009, 11:01:42 AM
That wins in full screen mode.
Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: dogbone on December 28, 2009, 11:26:22 AM
Billboard champion. (http://i.imgur.com/3hB19.jpg)
Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: Psidefect on December 29, 2009, 11:29:29 PM
(http://whyevolutionistrue.files.wordpress.com/2009/12/image-5.png?w=500&h=403)
Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: random axe on December 29, 2009, 11:54:45 PM
:spittake:

Oh, my.
Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: pdrake on December 31, 2009, 02:28:18 AM
um, so, i was gis-ing something today and this popped up. i've never seen it and i don't think i ever will again in the wild. it had to shared and saved for prosperity.

(http://img519.imageshack.us/img519/9526/clown.png)
Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: stormneedle on December 31, 2009, 11:37:02 AM
It's wearing a party hat! Wait, that reminds me ...
Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: random axe on December 31, 2009, 11:45:08 AM
I can't go in there.  Some other deranged ape-man is wearing the same tiara I am.
Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: Tripper on December 31, 2009, 10:43:43 PM
Looks like an ape mask Ernie Kovacks wore on his TV show.
Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: the other andrea on January 06, 2010, 04:43:37 PM
I was just going to say that! (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DoLTFQsFswM&feature=related)
Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: the other andrea on January 18, 2010, 09:45:42 PM
GOATSE dress (http://www.celebuzz.com/annalynne-mccords-naughty-dress-g168801/) sighting at the Golden Globes.
Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: TFJ on January 18, 2010, 10:12:11 PM
what the hell. first thought. "damn too much fuckin makeup! eh. boobs. :shrug:" :uncertain: hm. i'm getting old i guess.

Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: random axe on January 18, 2010, 11:12:58 PM
Hey, boobs are never sexier than when they appear to be getting mauled by an elderly misshapen robot made out of ugly fabric!

And, yeah, the hair, the makeup, the outfit . . . I don't know who she is or what she usually looks like, but that's gotta be a misfire.
Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: Psidefect on January 20, 2010, 09:16:28 AM
As the son of a former marine, I had to post this:

(http://i.imgur.com/Gjac8.jpg)
Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: random axe on January 20, 2010, 12:57:25 PM
Eh.  I hear Navy blowjobs aren't that great.
Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: TFJ on January 20, 2010, 01:02:07 PM
nb4 seamen.

wait... hm. that came out wrong... WAIT i mean... hm that nevermind.
Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: flipper on January 20, 2010, 02:21:38 PM
(http://tu.tv/imagenes/videos/v/i/village-people-in-the-navy_imagenGrande.jpg)
Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: sm0k4 on January 20, 2010, 06:14:26 PM
nb4 seamen.

wait... hm. that came out wrong... WAIT i mean... hm that nevermind.

 :rollin:
Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: TFJ on January 20, 2010, 07:00:27 PM
 :knotty:
Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: pdrake on January 26, 2010, 06:48:00 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/yrBYT.jpg)
Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: Encino Man on January 26, 2010, 07:16:07 PM
i got your bump 'n go right here!
Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: random axe on January 26, 2010, 07:56:24 PM
Looks about as good as the infamous Fun Chicken.
Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: Psidefect on February 03, 2010, 12:19:30 PM
(http://www.cavemancircus.com/wp-content/uploads/images/2010/january/most_awesome_video_game_controller_ever.jpg)

Best. Controller. Evar.
Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: the other andrea on February 06, 2010, 06:25:22 PM
(http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_Tb80zV4TFI0/SolCrJS0XnI/AAAAAAAAAxU/KgHEXlo0sko/s400/squirrel460_1461341c.jpg)
Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: Psidefect on February 13, 2010, 04:10:26 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/14Mlj.jpg)
Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: TFJ on February 13, 2010, 07:07:06 PM
(http://i45.tinypic.com/j63myq.gif)
Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: mybabysmomma on February 13, 2010, 08:17:24 PM
WTF is going on there?
Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: Psidefect on February 13, 2010, 08:17:36 PM
Is that the bill they're showing him?
Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: TFJ on February 13, 2010, 08:25:08 PM
the panda is happily picking his teeth after a luxurious meal in a fancy establishment. the waiter brings the check: the amount surpasses the panda's expectations! lol!

:hmm: that doesn't seem all that funny, once you type it out.  ;)
Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: mybabysmomma on February 13, 2010, 08:42:40 PM
I thought he was just narcoleptic.   :shrug:
Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: random axe on February 14, 2010, 01:15:03 AM
It looks like it's from the Baby Panda Sneezes film clip, easily found on YouTube, although I say "easily found" and yet can't be bothered to go find it and provide a link.

The original's funny, too, but a panda looking surprised like that is pretty much comedy gold.
Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: Psidefect on February 14, 2010, 11:45:39 PM
(http://28.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kxqm8pKsxy1qzpwi0o1_500.jpg)

:galm:
Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: Hedaira on February 15, 2010, 12:29:47 AM
Heh. I found one and all it did was give me a smug sort of satisfaction.  :diabolical:
Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: random axe on February 15, 2010, 11:24:03 AM
Heh.  I wish they would be happy with their new lives.
Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: Psidefect on February 18, 2010, 11:47:32 AM
(http://i.imgur.com/5fQ5gl.png)

Apparently you get what you pay for.
Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: mo on February 18, 2010, 12:08:35 PM
For some reason, every time I see her, Slayer - Angel of Death starts playing in the back of my mind.

 :hmm:
Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: random axe on February 18, 2010, 02:27:09 PM
Giving bitchy dumb blondes a bad name since god knows when.

If they meant their site was Ann Coulter-free, that would be something.
Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: Psidefect on February 18, 2010, 03:49:03 PM
If they meant their site was Ann Coulter-free, that would be something.

:hmm: That would be one of the best marketing campaigns I'd have ever seen.
Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: dogbone on February 18, 2010, 08:46:47 PM
(http://img51.imageshack.us/img51/6869/1265844363992.jpg)
Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: Psidefect on February 18, 2010, 09:42:23 PM
(http://4gifs.com/gallery/d/146816-2/Al-Qaeda_USA_Iraq.gif)
Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: Hedaira on February 19, 2010, 05:03:33 PM
 :lol: :lol: :lol:

Love that he takes his shirt off and he's a skinny little prick.
Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: random axe on February 19, 2010, 05:37:26 PM
The shirt should have stayed on, but it's funnier this way.
Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: Psidefect on February 23, 2010, 12:05:05 PM
(http://friendlyatheist.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/02/brojeduofa2.jpg)

I really need to get off my ass and make a list of good bible quotes to throw back at fundies.
Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: stormneedle on February 23, 2010, 12:40:33 PM
It's so hard to choose just the right insult, though. You'd have to carry a bunch of signs around to ...

Maybe technology could help here  :hmm:
Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: flipper on February 23, 2010, 01:27:28 PM
In Make Magazine, they had a halloween costume using an LCD monitor.  You could do that and probably hook it up to an iPhone and write a biblical quote to piss of fundies app.
Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: Hedaira on February 23, 2010, 03:21:51 PM
Brilliant! Got get 'em!
Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: Psidefect on February 23, 2010, 04:20:08 PM
I'm thinking you could cull it down to a few select passages for each known argument (lets face it, these people aren't super-imaginative) then throw in a few zingers for when the "we believe in the literal truth" comes out to demonstrate that they only believe in the literal truth when it is in line with their narrow mind.

Heh, I want to get it down to a little laminated card.
Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: Psidefect on February 24, 2010, 03:55:07 PM
(http://photos-g.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-ash1/hs494.ash1/26974_358716084427_128731909427_4900979_7256280_n.jpg)

:galm:
Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: random axe on February 24, 2010, 04:31:01 PM
!  But Exceptions is all I wear!
Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: Psidefect on February 24, 2010, 04:36:00 PM
Clearly you will have to stay out on the boardwalk.
Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: stormneedle on February 24, 2010, 04:38:20 PM
What's that line about not wanting to be a member of a group that would have me?
Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: Dr. Leonard HmofCoy on February 24, 2010, 05:46:15 PM
(http://www.glogster.com/media/1/2/82/52/2825251.jpg)
I told you boys to stay off the boardwalk.
Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: random axe on February 24, 2010, 06:15:41 PM
What about under the boardwalk?


/where i'll be
Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: feffer on February 24, 2010, 10:13:44 PM
I like how it says "No Exceptions" but then says the dress code will be enforced at the discretion of the staff.
Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: random axe on February 24, 2010, 10:27:55 PM
Maybe they mean the manner of enforcement is up to the staff.  :whip:
Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: Hedaira on February 25, 2010, 01:07:42 AM
I just totally pictured what I would do if I were staff and someone walked in with a dress code violation. There was fire and screaming.
Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: random axe on February 25, 2010, 08:08:07 AM
I'm sorry, sir, but you'll have to wear the House Sack of Shapeless Cloth.
Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: pdrake on February 25, 2010, 04:18:06 PM
(http://www.whereistheoutrage.net/wordpress/wp-content/uploads/2007/02/darth_cheney.jpg)
Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: Psidefect on February 25, 2010, 10:07:48 PM
:galm:

Love it.
Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: Psidefect on February 26, 2010, 04:43:51 PM
Uh Mo, you're gonna wanna tone it down a notch or two...

(http://i.imgur.com/IHDdT.jpg)
Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: pdrake on February 26, 2010, 06:05:38 PM
(http://adweek.blogs.com/.m/adfreak/images/misc/oneeasypiece.jpg)
Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: mo on February 26, 2010, 06:13:20 PM
Uh Mo, you're gonna wanna tone it down a notch or two...

(http://i.imgur.com/IHDdT.jpg)

Say "what cookie" again. Say "what cookie" again! I dare you! I double-dare you, motherfucker! Say "what cookie" one more goddamn time!
Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: random axe on February 26, 2010, 06:16:33 PM
What I especially like about the Big Zip is the useless flat pockets that appear to have been copied from cheap overalls worn by the designer's three-year-old.  They make the giant zipper pull from a woman's ski jacket look good by comparison.
Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: dogbone on February 26, 2010, 06:52:13 PM
My paternal grandfather had a closet full of Big Zip-type coveralls. They're all he wore.

I've always wanted to get to a point in my life where I thought, "Fuck it. I can't be bothered with pants AND a shirt. I'm going one piece."
Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: pdrake on February 26, 2010, 07:25:17 PM
did your grandfather's coveralls "fit so tight they showed all he had?"   :knotty:
Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: Psidefect on March 01, 2010, 09:36:18 AM
(http://i.imgur.com/lJjg3.jpg)
Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: TFJ on March 01, 2010, 09:40:39 AM
that one piece contraption looks like a great way to zip your dick up in a... one piece contraption. no thanks.

Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: random axe on March 01, 2010, 12:27:49 PM
The Hammerzeit picture never gets old.  I love that one.
Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: Psidefect on March 01, 2010, 09:08:25 PM
I got that one from this thread (http://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/b7pwu/dear_reddit_what_is_the_funniest_image_you_can/) over on reddit.

There are too many great ones in there to post right now. It's worth thumbing through if you have some time.
Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: Psidefect on March 01, 2010, 09:13:05 PM
Oh, one thing though...

(http://thechedda.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/01/Internacional-with-Cookie-Monster.jpg)

Mo, do we need to talk?
Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: Psidefect on March 01, 2010, 09:16:18 PM
Ok, I'll really stop after this one...

(http://www.fugly.com/media/IMAGES/Funny/bitch_stole_my_fish_funny_picture.jpg)
Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: random axe on March 01, 2010, 09:43:10 PM
Dang.
Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: Psidefect on March 02, 2010, 01:40:00 AM
(http://www.harkavagrant.com/nonsense/batchcanadasm.png)

:canada:
Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: feffer on March 02, 2010, 02:39:44 AM
OMG I love the canoe one.
Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: mybabysmomma on March 02, 2010, 09:21:26 AM
 :lol:

I love laughing at Canadians.
Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: Hedaira on March 02, 2010, 12:26:11 PM
"... all fucked up on hockey ..."
 
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :rollin: :rollin: :rollin: :rollin:
Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: Psidefect on March 04, 2010, 11:05:15 AM
(http://i.imgur.com/25pUY.png)
Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: stormneedle on March 04, 2010, 11:14:42 AM
:clap:
Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: Dr. Leonard HmofCoy on March 04, 2010, 12:19:48 PM
:rollin:
Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: random axe on March 04, 2010, 02:07:14 PM
Fermi Paradox.

:lol:
Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: Psidefect on March 06, 2010, 05:14:54 AM
(http://i.imgur.com/kaH86.jpg)
Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: random axe on March 06, 2010, 09:13:29 AM
:thumbsup:

It can't happen here, eh?  But I think that was 1935.
Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: Psidefect on March 06, 2010, 02:13:59 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/ptzzq.gif)

The Force is so strong with that one he doesn't even need to make contact.
Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: random axe on March 06, 2010, 02:17:10 PM
Maybe that guy just figured he'd take a dive rather than get a light saber up the ass.


Actually, it's Dangly Boy flying by in the background that cracked me up more.  Fly right, damn it!  :lol:
Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: Psidefect on March 12, 2010, 05:50:44 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/9KnkV.jpg)

Nerd Burn.
Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: Hedaira on March 12, 2010, 06:02:48 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/9KnkV.jpg)

Nerd Burn.

I wasn't going to finish that drink anyways.
Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: Psidefect on March 13, 2010, 07:51:51 PM
(http://www.blogcdn.com/www.tmz.com/media/2010/03/0313_leno_facebook.jpg)
Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: the other andrea on March 15, 2010, 07:18:36 PM
 :rollin: :rollin: :rollin:

I have sworn to never watch the Tonight Show again. I just don't find Leno funny or a very interesting conversationalist/interviewer.

I prefer watching Colbert at 11:30 pm anyway.
Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: flipper on March 15, 2010, 07:52:43 PM
I didn't like Carson either.  But Leno is completely unfunny.
Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: random axe on March 15, 2010, 08:14:24 PM
I really like Leno . . . but he's terrible doing other people's jokes, and he's either too eager or too bored as a celebrity interviewer.  He should be doing an American Top Gear.

Actually, right now I think only maybe Craig Ferguson is funny among the 'regular' late-night hosts.  Jon Stewart is always gold, and Colbert is great except that I got tired of the Ironic Right-Wing thing after about three episodes, and it's only been sporadically funny since then.  It's a funny character but not as funny as, um, Stephen Colbert.  Still, it's obviously working for him, my opinion notwithstanding.

I always thought Carson was great in the Best Of shows, but he always put me to sleep otherwise.  Letterman, too, always seemed to be in slow-motion.  But, hell, Jack Paar was too intermittent to keep me interested, and even Groucho was hit-or-miss.  The format just makes me want to change channels, at best.  I really hated Andy Richter until I saw him on something other than Conan's show, and then I was like WTF was he doing wasting his time on that show?

:shrug:

Pacing.  This is probably why I'm one of the fifteen people who preferred Mad TV to SNL, although I haven't watched either in years.  The British can often do slow, genial conversational comedy well (often, not always), but over here . . . I feel like the assumption is that I'm not bright enough so that I could join in if I were there, so I'm better off watching from home while the smart people act witty.
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Post by: Dr. Leonard HmofCoy on March 15, 2010, 08:28:35 PM
He should be doing an American Top Gear.

:hmm:
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Post by: sm0k4 on March 17, 2010, 06:17:23 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/9KnkV.jpg)

Nerd Burn.

 :rollin: :rollin: :rollin: :rollin: :rollin: :rollin:

That is just....awesome.
Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: Encino Man on March 19, 2010, 09:15:08 AM
(http://img202.imageshack.us/img202/141/obamah.jpg)
Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: bit zero on March 21, 2010, 01:43:10 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/9KnkV.jpg)

Nerd Burn.

 :rollin: :rollin: :rollin: :rollin: :rollin: :rollin:

That is just....awesome.

Especially if you realize who (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dennis_Ritchie) that's a picture of.
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Post by: the other andrea on March 23, 2010, 03:34:49 PM
(http://www.heraldnet.com/apps/pbcsi.dll/bilde?Dato=20100323&Kategori=NEWS01&Lopenr=703239949&Ref=AR&avis=DH&MaxW=625&MaxH=500)

Made the cover of our parent daily today, in an article on the health care bill. I have to go back and look at it every so often because it makes me happy.
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Post by: mybabysmomma on March 23, 2010, 03:38:55 PM
I give it  :thumbsup:  :thumbsup:
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Post by: random axe on March 23, 2010, 03:47:12 PM
Awesome.

To me, the kid looks like, At first I could only hear that in one ear, but now I can hear it in BOTH ears.
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Post by: Hedaira on March 23, 2010, 04:34:50 PM
 :lol:
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Post by: stormneedle on March 23, 2010, 05:04:42 PM
That was a very good shot!  :googily:
Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: dogbone on March 23, 2010, 09:35:47 PM
(http://img534.imageshack.us/img534/2760/beanatary.jpg)
Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: pdrake on March 24, 2010, 01:06:08 AM
(http://www.unattributable.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/03/beck.jpg)
Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: TFJ on March 24, 2010, 06:30:48 AM
 :lol:
Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: Psidefect on March 25, 2010, 11:40:37 AM
(http://i.imgur.com/Xt5Tr.jpg)
Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: random axe on March 25, 2010, 11:45:03 AM
Wow.  Nice!  Although H&R Block probably didn't think so.
Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: pdrake on March 25, 2010, 12:47:19 PM
i swear i didn't do anything to this.

wtf?

(http://img691.imageshack.us/img691/5282/oldmanz.jpg)
Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: random axe on March 25, 2010, 03:40:46 PM
I get those ALL THE TIME at Hotmail, and it's always a picture of someone who appears to be over 60.

I think it's basically a scam.  They just figure older people are supposed to be more susceptible to scams.  I guess.  :shrug:

Probably 50% of the online ads that I still see are so retarded that they really make you wonder.  On the other hand, they obviously attracted my attention, even if there's no chance I'm buying whatever it is.
Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: pdrake on March 25, 2010, 03:50:10 PM
yeah, but that guys not a mom and he looks like somebody just dropped their pants in front of him.

"ooo, i don't need to see *that*".
Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: Encino Man on March 26, 2010, 07:29:15 AM
(http://thechive.files.wordpress.com/2010/03/fuel-fire-lead.jpg)
Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: Psidefect on March 26, 2010, 08:59:55 AM
:galm:
Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: Talix on March 26, 2010, 09:31:53 AM
And here's where I lose it all for Metallica - what little I had, anyway.  ( :gfy:, Lars)  How do I take seriously a guy keening for fuel and fire who then prissily manages the "that which" construction?
Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: random axe on March 26, 2010, 11:45:26 AM
I don't know the controversy in question, but . . . the photo of them shopping for clothes in Manhattan is the one that always kills me. 

I think it's the passer-by looking at what's-his-face, and what's-his-face looking back that really does it.


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Post by: Psidefect on March 26, 2010, 01:39:30 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/6AS4E.jpg)
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Post by: flipper on March 26, 2010, 02:56:03 PM
I don't know the controversy in question, but . . . the photo of them shopping for clothes in Manhattan is the one that always kills me. 

I think it's the passer-by looking at what's-his-face, and what's-his-face looking back that really does it.


I don't get the one Count posted either  :confused:

But the shopping one you just posted is hilarious.
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Post by: Hedaira on March 28, 2010, 06:21:45 PM
 :hmm:

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Post by: random axe on March 28, 2010, 06:24:40 PM
Yeah, the joke about cocaine squirting out of her feet had me laughing.
Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: the other andrea on March 29, 2010, 01:01:35 AM
what the?  :trance:
Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: Psidefect on March 29, 2010, 11:55:28 PM
(http://lh6.ggpht.com/_hVOW2U7K4-M/SyhC7Y1cZHI/AAAAAAABNsI/M_Ua31NTGv8/s720/ethrthsdfdxf.jpg)
Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: pdrake on March 31, 2010, 04:04:45 PM
you'll be the cock of the walk!

(http://www.funmeme.com/image.axd?picture=PantsFAIL.jpg)
Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: pdrake on March 31, 2010, 04:30:41 PM
this may be really old, but i just saw it and it made me almost pee.

(http://funmeme.com/image.axd?picture=Toot-Toot-A-little-song.jpg)
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Post by: mo on March 31, 2010, 05:16:36 PM
I don't think that site allows hotlinking.
Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: pdrake on March 31, 2010, 06:10:20 PM
yeah, it changed on me.

(http://img227.imageshack.us/img227/2554/cockowalk.jpg)


(http://img9.imageshack.us/img9/8347/piccard.jpg)
Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: random axe on March 31, 2010, 06:51:22 PM
Nice.

I thought I just didn't get the FBI joke.
Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: First Post on April 01, 2010, 02:22:51 AM
She says it was baby powder (http://www.popeater.com/2010/03/31/lindsay-lohan-george-lopez-powder-shoes/) to loosen up the shoe leather, so ummm ok I guess.

Whatever the mystery substance, her new song is pretty good.

Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: Psidefect on April 01, 2010, 09:50:50 AM
(http://i.imgur.com/Cw2DP.jpg)
Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: random axe on April 01, 2010, 10:03:31 AM
Oh yeah.

I'm not saying it's unique to US culture, but a huge root of US culture is the flight from personal responsibility.  I'm not talking about lawsuits -- I'm actually not a big anti-lawsuit person.  I'm talking in general.  It's part of the frontier mentality. 

On the one hand, you have the people who believe that you take care of yourself and your family no matter what, and if your neighbor needs help . . . and actually ASKS for help . . . then you take care of your neighbor, too.  But your neighbor, being like you, would probably have to actually be on fire before actually asking for help.

On the other hand, you have the drive that says I managed to get this!  Nobody's going to take it away!  Which is a necessary part of a frontier mentality, but without severe regulation it rapidly turns into divine entitlement.  I mean, seriously, that takes like 48 hours, and it includes God wants these people to be homeless just like it includes If God wanted these colored people to keep this land, He'd've made them white Christians.

Americans always tend toward believing that you're entitled to whatever you can get away with, and anybody else's problem is their fault and their problem.  It's not as simple as 'frontier mentality' -- there are also issues of heterogeneity and mobility and lack of community and so on, but it all boils down to frontierism. 

And, yeah, Jesus would puke.  That joke going around about people hating the brown-skinned anti-war hope-inspiring guy who's handing out health care is pretty funny.
Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: pdrake on April 01, 2010, 04:11:42 PM
(http://img706.imageshack.us/img706/2039/jesuseq.jpg)
Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: Encino Man on April 01, 2010, 04:25:45 PM
you don't fuck with the jesus
Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: random axe on April 01, 2010, 04:26:12 PM
Jesus hates janitors, apparently.




Hate "gurl".  I mean, c'mon.
Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: Psidefect on April 01, 2010, 05:51:39 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/BZ9gn.jpg)
Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: pdrake on April 01, 2010, 05:57:11 PM
:hisey:
Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: random axe on April 01, 2010, 05:59:27 PM
:lol:

And one visible dick.
Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: Dr. Leonard HmofCoy on April 01, 2010, 06:26:31 PM
Rule 34 requires that they won't be invisible for long.

Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: pdrake on April 01, 2010, 07:15:00 PM
Rule 34 requires that they won't be invisible for long.



must. not. open. image ready. must. not. gis. anything . . . .
Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: TFJ on April 01, 2010, 07:46:09 PM
i'd almost have more respect for her if she did have three ole w33-m4rdz a messin around in'ner. at least it would show some kind of... i don't know, fringe thinking or something? :shrug: great now i have that mental image thank you so much los defecto  :lol:
Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: random axe on April 01, 2010, 08:07:25 PM
I'd feel awfully bad for the poor three ole w33-m4rdz.

:hmm:

Dick Armey, Dick Santorum . . . .

Dick Morris?  Dick Shelby?

I was going to say Dick Lugar, but he's actually not so bad that he deserves to be lumped in there.



Durrrr . . . Dick Cheney, of course.  :eyeroll:
Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: Encino Man on April 01, 2010, 08:23:45 PM
(http://img234.imageshack.us/img234/7506/sarahpalinfrommyhouse.jpg)
Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: random axe on April 01, 2010, 08:47:40 PM
:hmm:

To tell you the truth, I'm not sure she's smart enough to know which direction to look in.  She may have only seen the moon in movies and photographs.
Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: flipper on April 02, 2010, 02:08:33 PM
She just wants you to think she's stupid and harmless.  She's really like Trey and Matt portrayed her in that one episode.
Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: random axe on April 02, 2010, 03:12:17 PM
Oh, she's stupid.  It's not just a front.  Glenn Beck exaggerates his stupidity; Palin is clearly underplaying her own.  But she's not harmless.  A lot of stupid people are very dangerous, and maybe especially the ones who are too stupid to realize they're stupid.

I gave up on South Park a long time ago, but I liked what My Fellow Americans did with Dan Quayle.  Dan was a lot more harmless than Sarah, although not stupider.
Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: vox8 on April 02, 2010, 04:31:07 PM
Dan was a lot more harmless than Sarah, although not stupider.

I am pretty sure that the stuff I scrape off the bottom of the chicks brooders is stupider than Sarah, but less confident about the chicks - it might be a toss up.
Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: Psidefect on April 04, 2010, 09:31:48 AM
Bible TL;DR

(http://i.imgur.com/UjjsJ.jpg)
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Post by: Hedaira on April 04, 2010, 10:13:19 AM
WIN! BRB, taking that and going forth.
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Post by: random axe on April 04, 2010, 11:13:48 AM
Yeah, but three-day lag on that.
Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: Psidefect on April 05, 2010, 10:00:11 AM
Fucking latency.
Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: random axe on April 05, 2010, 11:48:31 AM
Yeah, the Romans had totally won by the time Team Lechaim was ready to go again.
Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: pdrake on April 05, 2010, 03:35:12 PM
there's a couple of images here . . .

http://www.27bslash6.com/easter.html

i actually was in tears by the end.
Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: random axe on April 05, 2010, 04:36:06 PM
Yeah, he's usually funny, with a hint of dick.  Kind of like a Cub Scout camping trip.

I'd like to note, though, that Jesus is directly involved in a sword fight in Gethsemane.  He's anti-sword-fight in that scene, but still.  It's a sword fight on his behalf, and he's there, and a Roman dude even gets his ear cut off.  I can't remember if Jesus reattaches it for him, but, you know.  Sword fight.

This is entirely apart from the awesome DINOSAUR JOUSTING.
Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: Dr. Leonard HmofCoy on April 05, 2010, 06:15:36 PM
Yeah, Jesus was quick with the superglue in that scene. Also, you know, episode two in the "God, Peter is SUCH A FUCKUP" story arc. I mean, you know, cut the guy's ear off. LAME. Could have cut his *head* off with the same amount of effort, but it's Peter, so, um, duuuuuh. It's kind of amazing he didn't hit himself with the sword. He is beyond doubt my favorite apostle, barring Murray Head (or even Carl Anderson, RIP).

Also, I suppose it's all apocryphal to a point but for historical umaccuracy it should have been Herod's soldiers, not Romans, at this stage of the game.  Extra points for dudes kissing.
Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: dogbone on April 05, 2010, 09:08:01 PM
(http://img265.imageshack.us/img265/8545/ateame.jpg)
Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: mo on April 06, 2010, 05:25:17 AM
I never watched the original series, but that looks interesting. Is that on TLC?
Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: TFJ on April 06, 2010, 08:34:54 AM
there's a couple of images here . . .

http://www.27bslash6.com/easter.html

i actually was in tears by the end.

eh. :shrug: the guy just seems like an immature douchebagintertubesattentionwhore.
Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: Psidefect on April 06, 2010, 09:11:48 AM
(http://i.imgur.com/TnVtX.jpg)

(I swear I don't mean for all of these to be religious in nature. The interwebs just keep feeding me this stuff.)
Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: random axe on April 06, 2010, 10:39:18 AM
Quote
the guy just seems like an immature douchebagintertubesattentionwhore.

Kinda.  But he's much more clever than most, and most of his victims, from I've seen, deserve it.  Plus, he usually stops once they tell him to stop.

You probably have to read a few different ones to really 'get' his schtick fully, but there's no reason you have to read more of them if you don't think it's funny.
Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: flipper on April 06, 2010, 02:31:47 PM
I never watched the original series, but that looks interesting. Is that on TLC?

:galm: :rollin: :spittake:
Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: pdrake on April 09, 2010, 05:46:50 PM
GET TO THE CHOPPA!!

(http://cdn-www.cracked.com/phpimages/article/9/0/2/20902.jpg?v=1)
Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: Hedaira on April 10, 2010, 12:29:50 AM
 :trance:

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Post by: Talix on April 12, 2010, 08:13:08 AM
:eek:
Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: Psidefect on April 12, 2010, 11:33:39 AM
(http://img153.imageshack.us/img153/7403/wpnan100408.gif)
Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: Hedaira on April 12, 2010, 12:46:09 PM
Placeholder'd! D'oh.
Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: Dr. Leonard HmofCoy on April 12, 2010, 01:01:48 PM
Make no mistake; the Catholic church in the States is going to split just the way the Episcopal church has. Or maybe there will be droves of ex-catlicks joining the Episcopalians (hmm, actually, already happening, duh).

My kid asked me the other day what became of the Puritans, and I actually didn't have a good answer for him. But the bottom line is a faith that excludes everybody ... disappears.

Also I think there's a serious economic crisis coming for them, as long as church officials in the Catholic (and LDS) organizations keep issuing political voting instructions to their followers. They can't keep hiding. They're gonna be taxed.
Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: Hedaira on April 12, 2010, 01:10:46 PM
The LDS is partially responsible for the bulshytt in Twilight. For that alone they should be taxed off the face of the earth.
Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: Dr. Leonard HmofCoy on April 12, 2010, 01:14:49 PM
bulshytt

Aahahahahaha, caught you, my suur.
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Post by: Hedaira on April 12, 2010, 01:37:53 PM
 ;)
Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: random axe on April 12, 2010, 03:14:47 PM
Quote
My kid asked me the other day what became of the Puritans, and I actually didn't have a good answer for him.

IIRC, there never really was a group of 'Puritans', per se -- I think that was a term mostly applied to them by their rivals and enemies.  They were actually mostly Anglicans and Presbyterians and, I think, Congregationalists.  They were mostly mad at the Church of England and other Protestant groups for not Protesting enough -- they felt the Roman Catholic church was really effed up and that the Protestant movement had mostly not gone far enough.  A lot of them were really cranky dour Bible-thumping misanthropes, although not necessarily anti-sex, etc.

I think they mostly became Congregationalists and Unitarians, of all things.  Because they were a radical reactionary group of dissidents, naturally they didn't even agree much among themselves.  When everyone thinks they're holier than everyone else, yeah, you tend to disperse.  The more moderate among you may form a new group that winds up surviving, but the extremists all go their own ways.
Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: Encino Man on April 12, 2010, 03:29:11 PM
I attend a Passionist parish and the place has recently had to expand to fit the growing parish. I think that the further left wing orders within the Catholic church are growing at the expense of the more conservative. I guess what outsiders don't realise is that there are various groups under the umbrella of the RC Church, and the various groups have different agendas. The Franciscans, Jesuits and Passionists are all pretty laid back and very oriented towards egalitarianism, social justice and the propagation of the views of the second Vatican Council. That's my vibe, and it's what keeps me in the Church.
Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: Dr. Leonard HmofCoy on April 12, 2010, 03:50:55 PM
Those are my people, too, Watson. But most of them went from being forthright and up front about where we were going, to hiding in a corner and quietly hoping nobody will notice them, in about a generation. The reason for that? Now calls himself Benedict. Anyone who spoke up got squeezed out. Hans Küng comes to mind. I just lost patience with that. You're a better person then I for staying patient, I will say.

But there's more. I think the pedophilia scandals are just the tip of the iceberg. The Church is starting to become a nucleus for bigotry. Everyone's still arguing about complicity with the Fascists of the past, but there's complicity with the Rwandan genocide in much more recent days. Clergy who make common cause with anti-abortion terrorists are tolerated, but those who want to see women ordained to the priesthood, or gay people treated as human beings, are not. Can't stand it. Agh.
Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: random axe on April 12, 2010, 07:26:58 PM
I dunno.  Most Roman Catholics I've known are perfectly fine people, and most of the -- this is going to sound strange, but it's just my experience -- formal members of the church who are non-clergy (if I remember this distinction correctly) are great.  By that weird category, which I can't remember the right name for, I mean that most of the priests and higher-ups I've ever dealt with much have been so-so at best, but the strong majority of monks and nuns I've known have been much more tolerant and . . . more concerned with people and less concerned with the church.  Does that make sense?  The clergy I've known have usually seemed like they've had an agenda that just didn't impress me as much.

Personally, though, the bottom line is that the RC church has too much dogma and is way too inflexible about it.  I don't think the word 'infallible' should even come up, except in refutation, and I couldn't belong to a religion that didn't allow you to draw your own conclusions and skip the middleman.  If the New Testament can be believed, neither would JC, eh?  The RC church is still very often a good social institution, and all, but also very often not.  Still, I feel like it makes more sense to praise the good and bitch about the bad than to throw down completely on one side or the other. 

I guess I agree with Franklin that I wouldn't really want to get into it too much personally, but anytime it encourages people to be good and nice and charitable and so on, it's certainly a boon to the world.
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Post by: Encino Man on April 12, 2010, 08:01:38 PM
Anyone in the RC church throwing around the term 'infallible' is probably pretty ignorant. An outsider is probably just talking about it to be sensational. There have been few declarations made 'ex cathedra'. It's a philosophical exercise that gets a lot of press but isn't a big deal. If you don't believe in the Christian doctrine why should it matter to you whether or not other people believe it (or are expected to believe it) wholeheartedly? Most religions have an element of infallibility in their beliefs. Don't the Ten Commandents (to which Jews and Muslims also adhere) have the ring of infallibility to them?
Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: random axe on April 12, 2010, 08:42:57 PM
Hey, I'm not saying that RC is unpalatable to me compared to other religions.  If I were pushing a competitor, I'd've named it.

As far as infallibility goes, the question of it came up a lot when I was in Catholic school, especially, as it was a favorite point of debate among many of the students, and the priests who taught the religion classes were consistent -- although maybe dogma changed under the last Pope; I honestly dunno -- that the Pope in particular and the church in general should be considered infallible both in Extraordinary Magisterium and in Ordinary Magisterium.  The gist of that being that if you're a member of the faithful, then it's your duty to believe anything the clergy says, unless it's contradicted by a higher-ranking member of the clergy. 

The Pope, in particular, we were repeatedly told, is infallibly guided by God not only in formal pronouncements but in pretty much everything he says.  JP II's somewhat relaxed traveling ministry (which there was a lot to like about) was held up as an example.  They told us that something in the First Vatican Council specified this, but I don't remember the details.

We (the students) sometimes speculated that there's an intellectual and, what, phenomenological difference between the duty of the layman to believe in the infallibility of the clergy, on the one hand, and actual infallibility, on the other.  It was pretty specific that it was our duty to believe, not that clergy couldn't make errors.  But it's an unsettling thing to be told either way, and not the kind of dogma you want coming your way.

We usually didn't mention this to the priests, although the brothers who taught most of the other classes were generally happy to say 'Well . . . technically, yes . . . ' and stuff like that.  The more antagonistic students, naturally, liked to stall religion classes by asking what it meant if a Pope disagreed with a previous Pope.  To me, that was just sophistry -- they were just needling the priests to try to catch them out, which seems slightly sadistic and a little boring.

I was a wiseass myself, though, even if that's hard to believe, and I occasionally said something I shouldn't have and got into trouble that I really only deserved.  The mouth is often faster than one's better judgment.

But of course I don't like the existence of a popular dogma that even suggests infallibility.  People need to doubt.  The closed-mindedness unquestioning nature of surety, especially when it affects groups, is absolutely the greatest root enabler of human evil.  I'm not saying the RC church is fundamentally evil, nor do I think it is, nor do I think it's more absolutist or etc than other religions or yadda yadda.  That's not even what I'm talking about.  Any and every persistent human organization that has leadership which shouldn't be doubted eventually goes through periods of doing extraordinarily bad things.  And I don't think that's a controversial claim.

Again, whether the RC church does or has done or been connected with more or fewer bad things than any other group isn't my point.  I'm just against that particular aspect of dogma on general principles.  It pops up everywhere.  You've got to keep an eye on it.  It gives the higher clergy a very large amount of concentrated power, and unless you do believe in divinely inspired infallibility that ought to make you a little nervous, yes?  As with anytime anyone is in that kind of social position.  It's not a good thing if and when Presidents and Prime Ministers and such are considered divinely guided and possibly infallible, either.

To address the other issue, yeah, the Ten Commandments are a bit of a mixed bag.  The regular set, I mean, not that weird second set that pops up in Exodus.
Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: Dr. Leonard HmofCoy on April 12, 2010, 11:52:40 PM
OH CHRIST (literally). The new guy the Pope picked to replace Archbishop Mahoney in LA is a member of friggin' Opus Dei. Can this get any worse? Actually, no.

Seriously.
Anyone in the RC church throwing around the term 'infallible' is probably pretty ignorant. An outsider is probably just talking about it to be sensational. There have been few declarations made 'ex cathedra'. It's a philosophical exercise that gets a lot of press but isn't a big deal. If you don't believe in the Christian doctrine why should it matter to you whether or not other people believe it (or are expected to believe it) wholeheartedly? Most religions have an element of infallibility in their beliefs. Don't the Ten Commandents (to which Jews and Muslims also adhere) have the ring of infallibility to them?

Totally. The infallibility thing is way overblown. It's a completely bogus 19th century thing to begin with, but it's almost ever used.
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Post by: stormneedle on April 13, 2010, 12:25:03 AM
Time for me to move back down to Orange County (different diocese), isn't it?
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Post by: random axe on April 13, 2010, 06:39:45 AM
Infallibility is something of a red herring, though.  The real issues, for me, are dogmatism vs making up your own mind; and the necessity of clerical intervention vs a direct relationship with the divine.

I understand that the congregation can obviously benefit from the guidance of religious and ethical experts and professional counselors.  But if you're saying, for instance, that a priest has to be involved for any sacrament (with upper or lowercase 'S') to transpire, then it's not for me.

There are minor things, too, but those are the main ones for me.  I've always had problems with authority figures.

This may seem unrelated, but it's not:  This weekend, there was much discussion of a news story that said that the official rules for Scrabble had been changed, which naturally led to discussions of the rules that various people have actually used.  In my family, you almost never see a dictionary involved in Scrabble.  If a word is questionable, the players vote on it, and you're expected to be fair, not to vote against a word just because it's worth a lot of points to someone else.  The idea that it's preferable to accept the dictionary as a final arbiter that's superior to our own deliberative process is just weird to my kind.  Fuck the dictionary.  It is a reference, not the boss of us.

Naturally uppity, or something.
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Post by: Encino Man on April 13, 2010, 08:48:44 AM
If you were ever told that everything the Pope says is considered to be doctrinally infallible, you were misled. I think the theologian's response would be that while individuals do fall into error, the Church does not err. So if a Pope ever misspeaks, it is his own fault.
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Post by: Psidefect on April 13, 2010, 10:13:33 AM
I'm confused (honestly, not trying to stir shit up). Is the RC's position that it has never done anything wrong? That basically the Spanish Inquisition, the Crusades, etc were all mistakes of the people running the Church at the time, but not the Church itself or something?
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Post by: Encino Man on April 13, 2010, 10:57:01 AM
I'm confused (honestly, not trying to stir shit up). Is the RC's position that it has never done anything wrong? That basically the Spanish Inquisition, the Crusades, etc were all mistakes of the people running the Church at the time, but not the Church itself or something?

I'm not sure if the Church is willing to acknowledge that the Crusades (et al, ad nauseum) were a 'mistake', but in situations where an acknowledged error occurred it would be the fault of the individual, as the Church is inerrant through history. It's a philosophical argument, and there are endless books written on the topic. 'Why the Church' by Giussani is a rather brilliant work on the topic. That's not to say there aren't institutional factors that create an environment where these sorts of issues arise. The Church only argues that the 'deposit of faith' handed by Jesus to St. Peter, and that has been handed down over the centuries, is inerrant. 
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Post by: Dr. Leonard HmofCoy on April 13, 2010, 11:18:21 AM
the 'deposit of faith'

:galm: What an unfortunate translation.

Last night on Which Way LA? (http://www.kcrw.com/news/programs/ww) (radio show on KCRW/NPR) they interviewed some folks about the Gomez appointment in LA. Good podcast. I liked the theology professor from Notre Dame who pointed out that Opus Dei is basically a fascist organization and that can't help but being an important part of the Pope's message to American Catholics. Wonder how long he'll keep his job? Gomez also protested Notre Dame inviting the President to speak at graduation, which proves also that he is from some other planet (he was bishop of San Antonio at the time, which of course means he can comment on goings-on in Indiana :eyeroll: ).
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Post by: Encino Man on April 13, 2010, 11:28:36 AM
Opus Dei is definitely at the other end of the RC political spectrum from the Jesuits and Franciscans. I lived next door to an Opus Dei run mens' residence in college and they were pretty far out there. They snipped out all the photographs of women from the newspapers before the students woke up in the mornings.
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Post by: Dr. Leonard HmofCoy on April 13, 2010, 11:32:20 AM
:galm: Wow. OK, yeah, that ... I guess I'm not too surprised. Taliban.
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Post by: Encino Man on April 13, 2010, 11:37:43 AM
:galm: Wow. OK, yeah, that ... I guess I'm not too surprised. Taliban.

We ended up with two 'refugees' in our house because of the strictures of the Opus Dei house masters. They had lots of other slightly crazy rules. 100% of their tenants were foreigners - lots of SE Asian guys and South Americans. Curfew was 11pm. If you arrived at 11:01pm you could sleep on the street - the doors were locked. No exceptions.
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Post by: Dr. Leonard HmofCoy on April 13, 2010, 11:54:33 AM
And I wonder what kind of indoctrination they got when locked up in there.

I guess Taliban is not really what worries me. It's al Qaeda.

Maybe I'm paranoid, but I'm convinced those guys managed to poison John Paul I. Or inspire the poisoning thereof, Osama style. Although as long as they keep getting everything they want -- sympathizer with the white hat, members of their organization as cardinals, etc. -- maybe they won't resort to overt terrorism.

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Post by: mrcookieface on April 13, 2010, 12:03:51 PM
Did you hear that yesterday the vatican finally forgave the Beatles for Lennon's "bigger than Jesus" comment 45 years ago?

That makes up for all the kiddy diddling, right?
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Post by: Encino Man on April 13, 2010, 12:08:37 PM
And I wonder what kind of indoctrination they got when locked up in there.

I guess Taliban is not really what worries me. It's al Qaeda.

Maybe I'm paranoid, but I'm convinced those guys managed to poison John Paul I. Or inspire the poisoning thereof, Osama style. Although as long as they keep getting everything they want -- sympathizer with the white hat, members of their organization as cardinals, etc. -- maybe they won't resort to overt terrorism.


I don't see this as so much a Catholic thing as an Italian thing. Italian politics are pretty sleazy at best. John Paul and Roberto Calvi were victims of a corrupt Italian system far moreso than a corrupt RC one.
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Post by: Dr. Leonard HmofCoy on April 13, 2010, 12:25:57 PM
Fair enough. Ratzy seems to fit right in, however.

The Beatles had it easy, cookie -- Galileo wasn't forgiven for 400+ years!
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Post by: Hedaira on April 13, 2010, 02:41:06 PM
Did you hear that yesterday the vatican finally forgave the Beatles for Lennon's "bigger than Jesus" comment 45 years ago?

That makes up for all the kiddy diddling, right?

I'm not a Beatles fan, but I'm loving Ringo for saying "I think the Vatican, they've got more to talk about than the Beatles." He's essentially told them to lump it.

Fuck the Vatican in its rotten, woman hating, sanctioned-child-raping, bigoted ass.
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Post by: random axe on April 13, 2010, 05:02:03 PM
Quote
If you were ever told that everything the Pope says is considered to be doctrinally infallible, you were misled.

No, no, no -- they did tell us that Popes can err, can sin, etc.  They said it's church doctrine that the laity is not allowed to conclude on their own that a member of the clergy is wrong.  Especially the Pope.

So if you're a member of the congregation, you can't doubt something a priest says unless it's overruled by a more senior priest, who can be overruled by a bishop, who can be overruled by a cardinal, who can be overruled by the Pope.  The Pope can only be overruled by himself, a subsequent Pope (I guess), or directly by God.  So even if a member of the clergy tells you something that's wrong, you're bound by duty to believe it unquestioningly anyway.

The actual matter of literal infallibility is (A) ridiculous and (B) ineffable.  God's plan is inevitably and unavoidably ineffable (except, naturally, through God's intervention, which doesn't seem to happen much).  The universe is irreducibly complex (same exception applies).  Ergo, it's not possible (without the God exception) for a human to actually know if any segment of church doctrine is actually wrong.  Even the most obviously, most egregiously wrong bit of any pronouncement could turn out to be right when viewed from the proper perspective in the fullness of time, etc, etc.  So there's zero point in arguing about it in nitty-gritty terms.  It's one of those many things that's just an article of faith.


The monks at the school I went to were Xaverians, and they were, almost to a man, very laid back.  Some were downright unchurchy and probably scandalous.  I think all the nuns were of the same order (as each other, I mean), but I don't remember what it was.

The priests who were there were not all of the same order.  One was from some very small order that was unpopular with the Vatican and the local diocese but had a lot of money.  Father Tony, as he was known, had bespoke black suits with a faint white pinstripe and wore a white bowtie as often as the actual dog collar.  He also drove a black Corvette with a white racing stripe, which I still think is hilarious, but he got rid of it (and the rumor was that he'd been forced to).  He was very cool, but, to be honest, I'm not sure what he actually did at the school.  The priests who taught there were far more conservative (beyond the norm, even) than he was, and although he was liked by students and the lay faculty I think he was less popular among his clerical peers.
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Post by: Psidefect on April 14, 2010, 07:22:17 AM
(http://i.imgur.com/Qml3f.jpg)
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Post by: random axe on April 14, 2010, 09:39:06 AM
Dude got nuggetized.  You can't expect him to count too carefully at that point.
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Post by: mo on April 14, 2010, 11:08:29 AM
One of those is a chicken head. It don't count.
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Post by: Hedaira on April 15, 2010, 12:10:16 AM
 :trance:

http://anderrhea.tumblr.com/post/522390770/topherchris-ill-just-leave-this-here
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Post by: mo on April 15, 2010, 05:27:40 AM
 :lol:
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Post by: random axe on April 15, 2010, 07:58:56 AM
:lol:
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Post by: Psidefect on April 15, 2010, 03:59:32 PM
(http://images.huffingtonpost.com/gen/157120/MODONALDS.jpg)

I blame Dali.
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Post by: mo on April 15, 2010, 06:30:56 PM
 :shock:

 :lol:

I'm lovin' it!
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Post by: Psidefect on April 15, 2010, 09:43:47 PM
Damnit, I shoulda said McDali.

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Post by: Psidefect on April 20, 2010, 09:33:33 AM
(http://i.imgur.com/WdBCW.jpg)
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Post by: Psidefect on April 20, 2010, 10:18:43 AM
(http://i.imgur.com/FBmL5.jpg)
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Post by: mo on April 20, 2010, 11:08:43 AM
 :lol:
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Post by: random axe on April 20, 2010, 12:12:25 PM
The vampires you heard about, anyway.  It does make a better story for a general audience, no argument.

Vampires have always been sexualized, and Rice took them deep into gay territory, but -- foppish or not -- not so much into metrosexualish ghey territory.
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Post by: Psidefect on April 20, 2010, 02:13:01 PM
(http://marijuanacannabis.files.wordpress.com/2009/10/barak.jpeg)

The President would like to wish you and your's yours a happy 4/20.
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Post by: random axe on April 20, 2010, 05:28:00 PM
He should wear that hat every single day, except days when he wears a fedora or something.  Looks good in a hat.
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Post by: Psidefect on April 22, 2010, 10:16:55 AM
Stupid apostrophes.

They're like fucking uppity commas or something.

Thanks :tal: for havin' my back. :smooch:

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Post by: Psidefect on April 22, 2010, 10:17:11 AM
Oh, and...
(http://i.imgur.com/3RTzU.jpg)
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Post by: Dr. Leonard HmofCoy on April 22, 2010, 11:03:27 AM
That's the first one of those I saw that I like. Good find :detta:
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Post by: dogbone on April 23, 2010, 06:45:59 AM
(http://img80.imageshack.us/img80/5549/129163351079718912.jpg)
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Post by: vox8 on April 23, 2010, 07:23:22 AM
You've debauched my Sloth!!!!!
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Post by: Encino Man on April 23, 2010, 09:07:21 AM
You've debauched my Sloth!!!!!

lol - Stephen Maturin humour...
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Post by: Psidefect on April 23, 2010, 09:52:15 AM
(http://i.imgur.com/NuA5V.png)

Heh.
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Post by: random axe on April 23, 2010, 10:07:24 AM
Win AND Fail.
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Post by: Psidefect on April 23, 2010, 10:17:07 AM
Win AND Fail.

This.
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Post by: Dr. Leonard HmofCoy on April 23, 2010, 10:38:32 AM
Win AND Fail.

This.
LOL.
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Post by: Hedaira on April 23, 2010, 11:40:34 AM
Win AND Fail.

This.
LOL.

Lawlz
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Post by: the other andrea on April 23, 2010, 03:44:38 PM
THAT.
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Post by: random axe on April 23, 2010, 03:49:26 PM
Word.
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Post by: dogbone on April 23, 2010, 06:52:02 PM
FUUUUUUUUUUUUU....
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Post by: Psidefect on April 28, 2010, 10:41:08 AM
(http://i.imgur.com/BtNBg.gif)

Supplies!
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Post by: Hedaira on April 28, 2010, 12:12:16 PM
 :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Post by: Dr. Leonard HmofCoy on April 28, 2010, 12:21:41 PM
I always wonder if Gedde Watanabe can sleep at night, because of shit like this.
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Post by: flipper on April 28, 2010, 01:07:46 PM
UHF is still one of my favorite movies.  I need to watch it again.
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Post by: random axe on April 28, 2010, 02:00:48 PM
Twinkie Dog!

:lol:

Awesome movie.  And did you know that the turtle is nature's suction cup?
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Post by: vox8 on April 28, 2010, 04:07:32 PM
What's in the Box?

NUTTING, ABSOLUTELY NUTTING!!!!!

YOU SO STUPID!!!!!
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Post by: Encino Man on April 30, 2010, 09:33:51 AM
UHF is still one of my favorite movies.  I need to watch it again.

A buddy of mine and I went to the premiere when we were in high school. We won tickets on the radio. We were so stoked to see it that we cut class early on a Friday afternoon to get a primo spot in line at the movie theatre. I kid you not - we ended up being the only people there. We watched the whole movie in a big cinema, totally alone. hahahaha. The PR people seemed mortified but they still gave us all the swag prizes that they had intended to disburse via lottery. I still have that poster somewhere...
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Post by: flipper on April 30, 2010, 11:56:32 AM
I have a Glitter (http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0118589/) poster that I won in a trivia contest for a Midnight Movie screening of Tromeo and Juliet I think.

One of these I'm going to host my bad movie marathon and watch this along with some other winners.
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Post by: Psidefect on April 30, 2010, 02:50:13 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/nXGvO.jpg)

:headbang:
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Post by: flipper on April 30, 2010, 03:08:27 PM
is that the meow re-mix?
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Post by: Psidefect on May 04, 2010, 10:47:42 AM
(http://i.imgur.com/4Woje.jpg)
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Post by: Psidefect on May 05, 2010, 08:27:47 AM
(http://img269.imageshack.us/img269/6877/42405597.jpg)
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Post by: flipper on May 05, 2010, 11:51:30 AM
Apparently the law effectively deputizes all the state employees to be immigration agents.
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Post by: random axe on May 05, 2010, 02:24:37 PM
I'd really like to see some wiseass sheriff's department set up a 'sobriety' roadblock, stop everyone, and make them all produce papers or be detained.

I'd also like to see Texas offer illegal immigrants $1000 each if they'll move to Arizona.  It would solve a lot of Texas's illegal immigration problem.
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Post by: Psidefect on May 06, 2010, 08:55:39 AM
I'd really like to see some wiseass sheriff's department set up a 'sobriety' roadblock, stop everyone, and make them all produce papers or be detained.

I wouldn't put it past Arpaio.

In fact, if he hasn't already done this, it's only because he hasn't thought of it yet.
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Post by: random axe on May 06, 2010, 11:16:04 AM
I actually haven't heard what 'papers' you have to produce.  So many illegals have Social Security cards and driver's licenses that look decent, although maybe Arizona's licenses are among the newer higher-tech ones.  Still, if they had a general push, you know they'd wind up detaining a hell of a lot of white folks if they did it honestly.

When I moved to Michigan, I almost couldn't get a new driver's license.  The list of papers and identification you can use to qualify for a license here is RETARDED, especially since a lot of it could easily be faked.  I didn't have even a copy of my birth certificate, and I don't have a passport.  They also allow military papers, but I wasn't in the military, and marriage and/or divorce papers, but I was never married.  They'll take a college diploma, but I dropped out.  They'll accept a yearbook with a photo of you . . . but only if it's from a Michigan school.

Eventually, I got them to accept my out-of-state driver's license, even though it had expired by that point and was technically inadmissable, and some federal tax forms, even though they're not on the list.  But I was starting to think I wouldn't be able to live in this state.  I'd hate to try to live in Arizona and get deported to Sweden or something.
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Post by: Dr. Leonard HmofCoy on May 06, 2010, 11:47:02 AM
if they did it honestly.

C'mon now.

I'd hate to try to live in Arizona and get deported to Sweden or something.

:hmm:

If they do decide they're going to enforce this law in a non-racist way, I think this would be a pretty awesome plan B. Just turn up in Phoenix without any ID, and talk like Chef Bork. Political refugee in Scandinavia? FUCK. YEAH.
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Post by: random axe on May 06, 2010, 11:58:34 AM
Well, that's what I'm saying.  You're a sheriff, you think the new law is stupid, you do one four-hour stop and cite or haul in EVERYONE who can't produce proof of citizenship, and you call the press to watch.

The NY Times was encouraging everyone in Arizona to wear pins that said I MIGHT BE ILLEGAL. 

With my luck, I'd get deported somewhere random and unfavorable.  Liberia, maybe.
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Post by: stormneedle on May 06, 2010, 12:15:26 PM
The wife was saying that they'd ask for driver's licenses. If they're legal, they'll have a DL from a state or province or an international driver's license. If they don't, then they ask if the person is a legal immigrant. They're already getting a citation for driving without a license though.

I'm told in my city I can be taken in to jail if I go off my property without identification on me since I'm not able to prove I'm not loitering or casing the joint. This is why I don't carry my license when I get the trash barrels - I really, really want to have the ACLU test that little rule out.
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Post by: Hedaira on May 08, 2010, 11:41:30 PM
 :lol:

Forgot to post this up in heyah.

[attachment deleted by admin]
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Post by: random axe on May 10, 2010, 12:45:16 AM
(http://www.blogcdn.com/www.engadget.com/media/2010/05/2-14-09-pdiddy-my-dollar.jpg)

P Diddy is mystified by a dollar bill that has a 1 but no zeroes.
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Post by: Hedaira on May 10, 2010, 12:47:46 AM
That or he's trying to make sure he didn't get any ......... uh ........... doughnut powder on it. Yeah. Doughnut powder.
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Post by: mybabysmomma on May 10, 2010, 10:27:16 AM
AWWWW look, his hundreds had a baby!  :rollin:
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Post by: Psidefect on May 16, 2010, 05:43:14 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/dfOGZ.jpg)
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Post by: feffer on May 16, 2010, 08:57:41 PM
The wheel of cheese in my backpack almost caused us to miss our flight in Chicago.
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Post by: random axe on May 16, 2010, 09:23:42 PM
They were worried about what might happen during the flight.  You know how it is, a wheel in the sky keeps on turning, and . . . .


No, it only gets worse from there, and that's enough.
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Post by: feffer on May 16, 2010, 09:35:49 PM
:hisey:
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Post by: Hedaira on May 16, 2010, 10:16:34 PM
Ah shit. My saving throw against earworm .......... failed.
Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: Dr. Leonard HmofCoy on May 16, 2010, 11:13:18 PM
DON' KNOW WHERE AHLL BE TO MAAAAROOW
Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: stormneedle on May 17, 2010, 12:36:57 AM
Ah shit. My saving throw against earworm .......... failed.
I think I rolled a critical failure, myself.
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Post by: Dr. Leonard HmofCoy on May 17, 2010, 11:05:51 AM
It's been nothing but "Man on the Silver Mountain" for me for a couple days, now.
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Post by: random axe on May 17, 2010, 11:48:49 AM
Me too!  Exactly.  :lol: :headbang:
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Post by: TFJ on May 17, 2010, 01:04:28 PM
:flipper: + :needles: =

(http://i.imgur.com/ITmdB.gif)
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Post by: Dr. Leonard HmofCoy on May 17, 2010, 01:07:45 PM
Their Forbidden Love, Caught On Film For The First Time
Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: random axe on May 17, 2010, 01:20:44 PM
Ask anyone who works at Sea World:  Male dolphins love to hump people. 
Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: flipper on May 17, 2010, 03:13:52 PM
:flipper: + :needles: =

(http://i.imgur.com/ITmdB.gif)

:clap:
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Post by: pdrake on May 17, 2010, 03:59:59 PM
 :trance:
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Post by: mo on May 17, 2010, 04:48:57 PM
 :lol:

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Post by: Psidefect on May 17, 2010, 07:18:00 PM
(http://img696.imageshack.us/img696/4226/0219l.jpg)
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Post by: random axe on May 17, 2010, 07:29:25 PM
:lol:

But it seems like it should resolve itself when I look at it.  Maybe I'm just too open-minded?
Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: pdrake on May 21, 2010, 02:44:14 AM
you know, it just seems like the end of this thread with the humping :flipper:.

anyway, thought this was funny . . .

(http://cdn.gs.uproxx.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/05/science_filmdrunk.jpg)
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Post by: random axe on May 21, 2010, 12:10:47 PM
If you raised a kitten wearing magnetic slippers so it could walk up metal walls and across the ceiling, I wonder how acclimated it would get?  I'm guessing that wearing slippers would be the part it would object to the most.
Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: Psidefect on May 27, 2010, 04:33:58 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/9VN9Q.png)
Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: random axe on May 27, 2010, 04:40:23 PM
It's a good point, but the mad scientist in question is simply not following good procedure.  Or maybe he just interviews badly.

The theoretical work behind the death ray may be mad science.  Building the death ray may be mad engineering.  Using the death ray is fieldwork.  Most mad scientists are more known for their fieldwork and what could be considered a maverick technique for pursuing funding.  But that's partly because you can't expect them to publish their death ray work in peer-reviewed journals.

It is awfully hard to destroy the world in a double-blind fashion, but there's lots of science where the control consists of data taken before the experiment is performed, simply because it's impossible or unwarranted to reconstruct the entire experimental setup as a duplicate. 
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Post by: Dr. Leonard HmofCoy on May 27, 2010, 04:44:29 PM
Now I will test the hypothesis that it's possible to cut someone's throat with Occam's Razor.
Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: random axe on May 27, 2010, 05:14:09 PM
It is, but weirdly it's not the simplest method.
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Post by: TFJ on May 27, 2010, 06:32:35 PM
 :lol:

dorks.  :lol:
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Post by: stormneedle on May 27, 2010, 11:54:30 PM
Totally. :D
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Post by: Psidefect on May 31, 2010, 03:48:08 PM
:galm: :thumbsup:
Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: Psidefect on May 31, 2010, 03:48:40 PM
(http://www.istapledmycat.com/pics/new/animated%20gifs/84ccd2025b987d32fa6e3a715e9597.gif)

edit - too nsfw for the sfw thread?
Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: random axe on May 31, 2010, 05:18:54 PM
She looks dead.
Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: mrcookieface on May 31, 2010, 05:49:21 PM
I was just going to suggest unconsciousness, but whatever floats your boat, axe.
 
:P
Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: random axe on May 31, 2010, 06:21:04 PM
I may be short, but I'm still taller than pre-mushroom Mario.  Also, I would have raised her dress.

But I agree with the Robot Chicken people, et al, in that she BETTER be friendly after you go to all that trouble of rescuing her.  I mean, you die like fourteen times just trying to get in to see a chick, she should give you a minimum of three dates and see how it goes.
Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: Dr. Leonard HmofCoy on May 31, 2010, 06:45:06 PM
Sorry Mario, but the princess is in ... terested in seeing other people.
Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: Psidefect on May 31, 2010, 10:58:38 PM
 :lol:
Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: Encino Man on June 01, 2010, 07:51:46 PM
http://imagechan.com/img/8934/She-should-be-multi-tasking-and-doing-the-dishes-too/
Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: random axe on June 01, 2010, 08:36:11 PM
But why is she wearing clothes?
Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: the other andrea on June 02, 2010, 09:02:13 AM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4X4MwbVf5OA
Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: random axe on June 02, 2010, 10:34:12 AM
Oh, sure -- she can do all that, but there's three of her.
Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: Psidefect on June 03, 2010, 07:20:28 AM
(http://i.imgur.com/oHsIP.png)
Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: pdrake on June 07, 2010, 06:25:45 PM
(http://cache.gawker.com/assets/images/comment/8/2010/06/1a0cca1f9ccc49935b14d31452e1175d/original.jpg)
Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: dogbone on June 07, 2010, 07:15:03 PM
An appropriate follow-up to that. (http://thefrogman.me/tagged/sinkhole_goatse!)
Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: dogbone on June 11, 2010, 05:58:22 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/DSmdM.jpg)
Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: Psidefect on June 12, 2010, 04:27:37 AM
(http://i.imgur.com/O90lz.jpg)
Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: vox8 on June 12, 2010, 08:56:08 AM
Am I missing something here?
Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: mybabysmomma on June 12, 2010, 09:10:37 AM
Am I missing something here?

Read the stripes on the side of the fish.
Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: Hedaira on June 12, 2010, 09:40:05 AM
Photoshop is getting scarier.
Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: vox8 on June 12, 2010, 09:41:48 AM
Am I missing something here?

Read the stripes on the side of the fish.

Ah, subtle, yet not.

I would have come up with a better word.
Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: TFJ on June 12, 2010, 02:04:40 PM
"FISH"
Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: Psidefect on June 12, 2010, 02:12:14 PM
Make the fish black, with a white skull and crossbones.

Ya gotta call him Roger, natch.
Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: Hedaira on June 12, 2010, 03:39:32 PM
If you take the eye dot on the tail as an eye, and consider the yellow bit to be a letter D with the front half being an eye and a bill sticking out - It spells DUCK.

Reality is what you make it.
Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: Dr. Leonard HmofCoy on June 12, 2010, 06:33:21 PM
Reality is what you make it.

If only.
Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: TFJ on June 12, 2010, 10:23:18 PM
(http://i45.tinypic.com/2ai4ow7.jpg)
Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: Hedaira on June 12, 2010, 10:43:16 PM
 :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: random axe on June 12, 2010, 10:47:50 PM
:rollin:  but the eye should also be buggier.
Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: mo on June 13, 2010, 04:05:13 AM
 :lol:
Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: Psidefect on June 13, 2010, 11:45:50 AM
(http://www.babybacon.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/06/The-Buffalo-theory2.jpg)

Makes sense to me!
Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: random axe on June 13, 2010, 12:33:36 PM
Quote
Makes sense to me!

You must've been drinking.
Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: Dr. Leonard HmofCoy on June 13, 2010, 04:08:22 PM
It's great to be Norm.

"How's a beer sound, Norm?"
"I dunno. I usually finish them before they get a word in."
Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: Hedaira on June 13, 2010, 04:51:00 PM
 :rollin: :rollin:
Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: Psidefect on June 14, 2010, 12:17:19 AM
"Pour you a beer, Mr. Peterson?"
"Alright, but stop me at one. ...make that one-thirty."

(more hyah (http://www.veinotte.com/norm.html))

I'm rewatching the first season and it's at least as brilliant as I'd remembered.
Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: Psidefect on June 14, 2010, 04:21:17 PM
(http://static.fsf.org/nosvn/dbd/dbd-new-sticker.png)

Heh.
Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: Talix on June 15, 2010, 08:28:19 AM
My favorite has always been "How's life treating you, Norm?" 

"Treating?  Life makes me pay!"
Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: Psidefect on June 22, 2010, 09:06:42 AM
(http://i.imgur.com/27f5O.jpg)

Whoops.
Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: Hedaira on June 22, 2010, 10:50:47 PM
BZZZZZZZZZZZ

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Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: TFJ on June 23, 2010, 04:43:48 PM
(http://i969.photobucket.com/albums/ae171/dr3ut9/Posted/03313d0d.jpg)
Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: random axe on June 23, 2010, 06:30:14 PM
Yeeeee . . . .
Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: flipper on June 23, 2010, 06:52:41 PM
Is that Stephanie?  :bolt:
Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: TFJ on June 23, 2010, 10:19:13 PM
 :lol: :lol: :lol: :rollin:

jaysus gawd no but IT VERY WELL COULD HAVE BEEN with me inside that there pine box. hey stephanie. hows about a very healthy FUCK. YEW. instead? huh? like that? like that dew ya? no? awwl. srykthnksbai. hahaha.
Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: random axe on June 23, 2010, 10:37:59 PM
When I saw that picture, my first reaction was I'm glad that's not MY funeral.

But, uh, actually, yeah, I'm glad that none of them so far are my funeral, anyway. 

And I'd probably get up out of the coffin to smack that guy.
Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: bit zero on June 24, 2010, 01:13:25 AM
(http://i969.photobucket.com/albums/ae171/dr3ut9/Posted/03313d0d.jpg)

Wow, there was a guy at YAPC 2010 (a Perl conference at Ohio State that I just got back from) that looked a lot like that guy.  I think it was the guy responsible for Strawberry Perl Pro.  Wasn't him but looked real similar. :)
Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: Psidefect on June 24, 2010, 09:03:05 AM
(http://s3.amazonaws.com/data.tumblr.com/tumblr_l4hf976xsN1qzzpi4o1_1280.png?AWSAccessKeyId=0RYTHV9YYQ4W5Q3HQMG2&Expires=1277474574&Signature=AZCcqG9Jj3ZD0Kr6Ez3xBO0Zpg4%3D) (http://bestrooftalkever.com/post/729446157/via-mattchew03)
Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: random axe on June 24, 2010, 10:17:34 AM
:lol:
Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: Hedaira on June 24, 2010, 10:22:07 AM
 :lol:
Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: flipper on June 24, 2010, 11:36:00 AM
I've been ejected several times from the water park.
Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: Psidefect on June 24, 2010, 07:04:40 PM
I've been ejected several times from the water park.

This surprises no one.
Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: random axe on June 24, 2010, 07:59:51 PM
There's a reason they tell you to keep the safety bar down.
Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: dogbone on June 25, 2010, 05:35:16 PM
(http://i969.photobucket.com/albums/ae171/dr3ut9/Posted/03313d0d.jpg)

He just....touched the body, didn't he? His face gives it away.
Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: random axe on June 26, 2010, 12:35:52 AM
I don't care what his face is giving away -- I still don't want any.
Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: Psidefect on July 10, 2010, 01:57:03 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/ZdLjI.jpg)
Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: Hedaira on July 10, 2010, 01:59:19 PM
Now that is brilliant.
Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: Psidefect on July 10, 2010, 04:19:11 PM
Now that is brilliant.

It would be if it worked!

I've planted like three handfuls. Nothin.

:harumph:
Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: mo on July 10, 2010, 04:42:09 PM
Dammit. I just bought a whole box of seeds.
Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: Psidefect on July 20, 2010, 10:29:58 AM
(http://27.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kt22tlpFmJ1qa082zo1_500.png)

I so needed this today. :happy:
Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: stormneedle on July 20, 2010, 12:43:44 PM
:lol: :clap:
Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: pdrake on July 22, 2010, 02:36:01 AM
there was no unbelievable ironc, stupid, sad and pathetic photo thread so this goes here. if it's somewhere else please feel free to delete this like a cell phone post.

http://www.bp.com/liveassets/bp_internet/globalbp/globalbp_uk_english/incident_response/STAGING/local_assets/images/View_of_the_MC_252.jpg

oh, it's large and needs to be. you need to enlarge it. (it's not my penis.) look at how freaking bad it is.
Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: pdrake on July 22, 2010, 02:37:35 AM
oh, and i saw it earlier today and the water was worse. i can shop things better while watching a porno on my other monitor with a broken roller ball mouse.
Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: random axe on July 22, 2010, 09:23:10 AM
Never like to see a pilot with his fingers crossed.
Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: TFJ on July 22, 2010, 09:47:48 AM
shooped.
Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: Hedaira on July 22, 2010, 11:01:48 AM
Can you tell by the pixels?
Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: Dr. Leonard HmofCoy on July 22, 2010, 11:35:22 AM
The upper left-side window. Ha.
Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: TFJ on July 22, 2010, 12:59:18 PM
 :lol: i can tell by the pixels, and by this here are-tickle (http://www.telegraph.co.uk/earth/energy/oil/7904221/BP-admits-it-Photoshopped-official-images-as-oil-spill-cut-and-paste-row-escalates.html)
Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: dogbone on July 23, 2010, 07:03:41 PM
(http://img839.imageshack.us/img839/7749/lepg.jpg)
I know this moron. I unfriended him on FB because he sent me a PM wishing me a "HaPpY hUmP dAy!!!" You just can't strip the jackass off some people.
Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: random axe on July 23, 2010, 07:13:31 PM
Have you tried a belt sander?
Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: flipper on July 23, 2010, 10:19:35 PM
:lol: i can tell by the pixels, and by this here are-tickle (http://www.telegraph.co.uk/earth/energy/oil/7904221/BP-admits-it-Photoshopped-official-images-as-oil-spill-cut-and-paste-row-escalates.html)

Wow the BP Gulf scene was really ripe for PSing using Barrel Boy.
Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: pdrake on July 24, 2010, 12:58:31 AM
(http://img839.imageshack.us/img839/7749/lepg.jpg)
I know this moron. I unfriended him on FB because he sent me a PM wishing me a "HaPpY hUmP dAy!!!" You just can't strip the jackass off some people.

i really don't understand this. i know what the image is or supposed to be, but i don't know any context. what would go through a persons mind to put this on your arm permanently? what would go through a person's mind to envision this? i have many tattooed friends, very tattooed. i don't understand this blatant display of creepiness.

i try to be empathetic, but there's just a place in peoples minds i can't seem to get to. :shrug:
Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: Psidefect on July 31, 2010, 04:25:22 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/WVOiI.jpg)

*looks suspiciously at teh Stoat*
Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: Hedaira on July 31, 2010, 05:40:42 PM
 :lol: :lol: :lol:
Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: random axe on July 31, 2010, 08:07:58 PM
Awesome.
Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: hajen on July 31, 2010, 10:07:40 PM
My brother showed me this just now.

[attachment deleted by admin]
Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: flipper on August 02, 2010, 05:22:32 PM
Heh, I read it as Tiki :boobies:
Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: dogbone on August 03, 2010, 06:01:22 PM
(http://cdn.screenjunkies.com/www/sites/default/files/images/2010/1z6ehjm_0.gif)
Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: flipper on August 03, 2010, 06:04:53 PM
Work blocks the url.
Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: mo on August 03, 2010, 06:06:49 PM
It's Dorothy going down on the Tin Man.
Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: random axe on August 03, 2010, 06:28:49 PM
It sure is.
Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: TFJ on August 03, 2010, 09:09:34 PM
she looks a little rusty
Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: dogbone on August 04, 2010, 06:26:49 AM
"Oil can...oil can..."
Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: Hedaira on August 04, 2010, 09:36:56 AM
That is so wrong.
Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: random axe on August 04, 2010, 11:42:53 AM
But it feels so right.



Poor Judy did a lot worse in her career.
Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: TFJ on August 04, 2010, 11:50:55 AM
i'd suck off a thousand tin men before i willingly gave birth to liza minnelli
Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: Dr. Leonard HmofCoy on August 04, 2010, 11:51:21 AM
I ... really need to .sig that
Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: stormneedle on August 04, 2010, 12:14:26 PM
i'd suck off a thousand tin men before i willingly gave birth to liza minnelli
If you swallow you'll need chelation therapy. Just saying...

ETA: Apparently I'm wrong; tin isn't too heavy or something.
Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: TFJ on August 04, 2010, 12:25:35 PM
I ... really need to .sig that

the pleasure would be mine good sir.
Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: random axe on August 04, 2010, 12:34:03 PM
Quote
i'd suck off a thousand tin men before i willingly gave birth to liza minnelli

That is the correct sequence, yes.
Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: dogbone on August 04, 2010, 05:41:44 PM
i'd suck off a thousand tin men before i willingly gave birth to liza minnelli
If you swallow you'll need chelation therapy. Just saying...

ETA: Apparently I'm wrong; tin isn't too heavy or something.

Love that you checked this out and got back to us. Serious nerd cred.
Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: random axe on August 04, 2010, 05:55:21 PM
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Love that you checked this out and got back to us. Serious nerd cred.

Truth.  It would still stain her teeth, though.
Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: dogbone on August 04, 2010, 05:57:07 PM
Only if she swallows.
Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: Psidefect on August 04, 2010, 10:28:53 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/m6b4i.jpg)
Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: Hedaira on August 04, 2010, 11:03:47 PM
Epic.
Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: random axe on August 04, 2010, 11:35:04 PM
The homophobe is wearing capris and holding gay porn?

Apparently we could just test people for a sense of irony and weed out all the dickheads.
Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: Psidefect on August 05, 2010, 04:37:05 PM
I didn't notice this before, but is that a .com at the very bottom of the "god hates fags" sign?

How the fuck do people get to the point where standing on the side of the road with a hate sign seems like a good idea?
Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: mo on August 05, 2010, 04:42:45 PM
When you have a product that nobody wants, you have to find a larger market. I guess that's the highest market exposure he can afford.

Also, that dude either has a really nasty sunburn, he's really pissed at his counter-protester, or he's really embarrassed.
Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: random axe on August 05, 2010, 04:45:58 PM
Maybe he's from FagSin.org and is just trying to destroy his competitor, Fags.com.
Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: feffer on August 05, 2010, 05:00:41 PM
I had my first exposure to godhatesfags{.}com when I was in college.  Fred Phelps has been around forever.
Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: vox8 on August 12, 2010, 03:44:23 PM
OK, I took this picture, but I have no idea what is going on here. Really.

(http://farm5.static.flickr.com/4102/4886380358_12861d8067_b.jpg)

I can totally see it becoming photoshop fodder if I put it in the right hands.

A meme even.

edit WTF Flikr - why are you not showing up?
edit the second There, fuck you you fucking flikr fucks and your new fancy pants shit.
edit the third I totally pay for my flikr account, so I am not a hypocrite - in this particular instance.
Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: random axe on August 12, 2010, 03:53:35 PM
Compelling!
Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: feffer on August 12, 2010, 04:05:47 PM
Drillchicken will kill your family.
Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: Hedaira on August 12, 2010, 05:35:04 PM
 :rollin:

 :rollin:
Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: mo on August 15, 2010, 06:13:58 AM
(http://i35.tinypic.com/ix9flh.jpg)
Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: random axe on August 15, 2010, 10:08:50 AM
Well.  I didn't realize a Burlington Coat Factory was going to be inconvenienced.  This changes everything.
Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: hajen on August 16, 2010, 05:11:17 PM
http://cakewrecks.blogspot.com/2010/08/win-with-civility.html
Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: random axe on August 16, 2010, 05:41:12 PM
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http://cakewrecks.blogspot.com/2010/08/win-with-civility.html

10/10



Just the other day, a customer asked me if I knew where she could get a bunch of cake cheap on short notice for a kid's party.  She said it didn't matter what it looked like.

I have no idea why she thought I would know, but I told her to call the cake shops and ask if anyone had knocked over a wedding cake or if they had an expiring window model.  (Do they make fake window models with Crisco for frosting, etc?)
Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: mybabysmomma on August 17, 2010, 08:19:04 AM
http://imgs.xkcd.com/comics/period.png (http://imgs.xkcd.com/comics/period.png)
Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: stormneedle on August 17, 2010, 10:22:07 AM
:lol: What's the amplitude of the angry fist of pain?
Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: Dr. Leonard HmofCoy on August 17, 2010, 11:01:36 AM
(http://t1.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:cW1xswtK0u7YeM:http://i394.photobucket.com/albums/pp21/stoner666l/1260330474200.png&t=1)
Bad news, everyone!
Turns out menopause does not eliminate discomfort and mood swings thought to be caused by PMS!
Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: random axe on August 17, 2010, 11:20:14 AM
Organs are so often the problem.
Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: Talix on August 17, 2010, 11:36:42 AM
Yet so festive at hockey and baseball games!
Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: random axe on August 17, 2010, 11:37:43 AM
Maybe, but if your uterus starts playing Baby Elephant Walk, you may overdose on Midol.
Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: mrcookieface on August 17, 2010, 11:40:29 AM
Earworms in my uterus?  It's more likely than you think.
Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: Dr. Leonard HmofCoy on August 17, 2010, 11:43:00 AM
I had to look that up. Oh, that one. Now it's stuck ... :rollin:
Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: random axe on August 17, 2010, 01:17:41 PM
Quote
Earworms in my uterus?  It's more likely than you think.

KHAAAAAAAAN!


/screamykirk
Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: eldiem on August 19, 2010, 10:27:52 PM
(Do they make fake window models with Crisco for frosting, etc?)

Usually those are cakes made on styrofoam rounds, aka "cake dummies," with royal icing, which is virtually indestructible, and won't spoil like crisco-based frosting. They tend to get thrown out when the color fades, or pieces break off, or they get too dusty to keep. Delicious!
Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: random axe on August 19, 2010, 11:01:40 PM
Well, I've had worse cakes.



edit:  But knowing their secrets is awesome.  :thumbsup:  I fully expect some kind of intrigue or apocalypse in the future where a cunning plan will hinge on being able to stage a convincing but fake cake.
Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: stormneedle on August 20, 2010, 12:01:48 AM
Just leave an air hole if somebody's supposed to jump out of the cake.
Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: Psidefect on August 20, 2010, 12:58:00 AM
(http://i.imgur.com/wn2u4.gif)

Bastards.
Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: Psidefect on August 20, 2010, 01:27:19 AM
(http://i.imgur.com/1CBDC.jpg)
Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: flipper on August 20, 2010, 01:50:42 AM
:rollin:
Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: mo on August 20, 2010, 04:09:12 AM
That looks more like Sad Keanu Iggy Pop chest.
Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: feffer on August 20, 2010, 11:47:21 AM
OH GOD THE VEINS  D-:
Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: Hedaira on August 20, 2010, 12:05:56 PM
 :shock:
Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: Dr. Leonard HmofCoy on August 20, 2010, 12:06:54 PM
Every time I see Iggy these days I think of "The Portrait of Dorian Grey" for some reason.
Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: random axe on August 20, 2010, 12:23:40 PM
His chest looks like Mok's face.
Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: hajen on August 20, 2010, 01:01:18 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/wn2u4.gif)

Bastards.


 :lol: :rollin:

It's the hedgehog saying 'no' that puts it over the top for me.
Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: Hedaira on August 20, 2010, 01:09:12 PM
 :lol:
Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: eldiem on August 21, 2010, 03:28:02 PM
Yeah, I less-than-three that.

The grumpiness of the hedgie is A+ win.
Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: Talix on August 22, 2010, 02:37:08 PM
 :thumbsup:
Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: hajen on August 23, 2010, 02:24:52 PM
coincidentally I found the source of that today:
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-scotland-11053202 (scroll down to bottom)
Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: random axe on August 23, 2010, 03:11:31 PM
:lol:

#10 must be something about British pubs that I don't know.

#3 . . . that's like the least funny Emo Phillips joke I've ever heard.  I'm not knocking him -- I've seen him be funny -- but . . . WTF?  His entry in the worst-list is much better.

In general, though, some of the "worst" jokes are as good as some of the "best" jokes.  Isn't that always the way?
Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: hajen on August 24, 2010, 12:08:37 AM
bwahahahaha

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Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: feffer on August 24, 2010, 01:42:43 AM
 :confused:
Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: stormneedle on August 24, 2010, 01:45:19 AM
As a product, or as a pattern? I just want to know which type of frightened to be.
Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: random axe on August 24, 2010, 11:07:20 AM
It looks like a diving bell for the worst sport ever.
Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: dogbone on August 25, 2010, 09:33:41 AM
That dude has really long chest hair.
Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: mybabysmomma on August 25, 2010, 09:44:21 AM
 :lol:
I thought that was his back and that hair was a tail!   :rollin:
Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: Psidefect on August 25, 2010, 03:34:29 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/HHXJD.jpg)

/going to hell
Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: flipper on August 25, 2010, 04:22:06 PM
:galm:
Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: Hedaira on August 25, 2010, 05:05:50 PM
Oh no
Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: mybabysmomma on August 27, 2010, 10:53:28 AM
http://wildammo.com/2010/04/06/what-stormtroopers-do-on-their-day-off-part-2/ (http://wildammo.com/2010/04/06/what-stormtroopers-do-on-their-day-off-part-2/)
Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: Psidefect on August 28, 2010, 04:02:49 AM
(http://upimages.org/pfiles/3/dm5klg1.gif)
Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: random axe on August 28, 2010, 07:17:31 AM
A + B + Select!
Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: Psidefect on August 28, 2010, 03:29:52 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/Km85Q.jpg)

Hu's on first!

(if I find a pic of some guy named Idunno on third, I'm using it as an avatar)
Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: First Post on August 28, 2010, 04:15:52 PM
Kanye previews Fall 2010 (http://nymag.com/guides/fallpreview/2010/pop/67641/) (via his Twitter)

Some funny stuff in there. Hey, at least the guy can laugh at himself...



 
Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: Psidefect on August 30, 2010, 06:27:32 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/H4zat.gif)

Putin on the Ritz!
Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: Hedaira on August 30, 2010, 06:28:35 PM
 :shock: :lol: :rollin:
Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: mybabysmomma on August 30, 2010, 06:47:26 PM
Mini Me  :love: it!

"That is a huuuuge cracka"
Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: Psidefect on August 30, 2010, 07:04:41 PM
"That is a huuuuge cracka"

Actually, rumor has it he's only about 5' 7".

:bolt:
Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: Psidefect on September 11, 2010, 10:17:15 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/iBjs4.jpg)

I'll take two, please.
Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: dogbone on September 12, 2010, 09:38:18 PM
If they don't throw some sponsorship dollars at 2 Live Crew, then the world is beyond redemption.
Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: Psidefect on September 13, 2010, 12:21:34 AM
That reminds me, I need to get a table dance.
Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: Psidefect on September 17, 2010, 07:44:22 AM
(http://i.imgur.com/eCMPp.png)

I still don't get the three inches of bulletproof glass thing. Doesn't really seem to project a whole lotta confidence in the party line to me.
Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: mybabysmomma on September 17, 2010, 08:22:37 AM
"Pedobear welcomes the Pope"

I would assume they are on a first name basis.
 :lol:
Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: random axe on September 17, 2010, 11:20:29 AM
God helps those who help themselves, or so they tell me.  Still, maybe they should add a bubble turret, Flying Fortress-style.

What I like is all the press about how that thing will go 0-60 in 6 seconds and do 160 MPH.  With the Holy Father in the back?  That would be some ride.
Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: Dr. Leonard HmofCoy on September 17, 2010, 11:24:04 AM
I would pay to see that.
Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: random axe on September 17, 2010, 11:43:48 AM
Maybe in the new Johnny English movie.


edit:  Hey, he did that sketch where he accidentally headbutts the Queen.  He'd totally do the Papal Chase.
Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: Hedaira on September 17, 2010, 11:55:55 AM
God helps those who help themselves, or so they tell me.  Still, maybe they should add a bubble turret, Flying Fortress-style.

What I like is all the press about how that thing will go 0-60 in 6 seconds and do 160 MPH.  With the Holy Father in the back?  That would be some ride.

GTA: Vatican City
Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: feffer on September 17, 2010, 12:13:59 PM
I am flabbergasted by the stuff the Pope has been saying on his UK trip. 
Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: pdrake on September 17, 2010, 12:18:55 PM
yesss, embrace your anger . . . .

(http://razorwind.org/img/pope_palpatine.jpg)

Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: mybabysmomma on September 17, 2010, 12:28:13 PM
Grinch,,,the orange version?
Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: pdrake on September 17, 2010, 01:00:46 PM
pope palpatine
Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: Psidefect on September 17, 2010, 03:57:03 PM
God helps those who help themselves, or so they tell me.  Still, maybe they should add a bubble turret, Flying Fortress-style.

What I like is all the press about how that thing will go 0-60 in 6 seconds and do 160 MPH.  With the Holy Father in the back?  That would be some ride.

GTA: Vatican City

:rollin:

One thing is for sure, the guy driving it is one bad ass dude.
Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: mo on September 17, 2010, 03:59:52 PM
*adds the pope & popemobile to cast list for Deathrace remake*
Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: pdrake on September 17, 2010, 04:28:59 PM
 :clap:
Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: Psidefect on September 18, 2010, 12:44:53 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/XG45F.gif)
Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: Psidefect on September 18, 2010, 01:21:40 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/TRVhn.jpg)
Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: random axe on September 18, 2010, 01:32:33 PM
SERIOUSLY.

I still can't get over how much crappier the in-page search function got over the years.  It's one tiny facet of an insanely overly complex application, but it seems symptomatic to me.  And it's a function I actually use daily, so it matters.

IE is so goddamned slow, too, and its address autocomplete is horrendously bad -- slow, clunky, and interferes with opening a new tab/window and trying to type in an address.  Complete failure.

If Netflix used a good movie viewer instead of MS Silverlight, I'd never use IE.
Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: pdrake on September 20, 2010, 01:06:34 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/olNCO.png)
Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: Psidefect on September 23, 2010, 03:25:18 AM
(http://pics.blameitonthevoices.com/092010/divorce_attorneys.jpg)
Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: mybabysmomma on September 23, 2010, 07:19:03 AM
 :lol: :clap:
Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: Talix on September 23, 2010, 08:28:42 AM
Win.
Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: flipper on September 23, 2010, 03:07:27 PM
:galm:
Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: flipper on September 23, 2010, 03:08:39 PM
So I wonder if there's an associate there who deals in probate?
Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: pdrake on September 24, 2010, 01:32:18 PM
(http://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-ash2/hs317.ash2/59756_1481425009850_1660587358_1169473_4056095_n.jpg)

sorry teal dear.
Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: Talix on September 24, 2010, 01:46:42 PM
'S cool.  I've already got one.   ;)
Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: Hedaira on September 24, 2010, 03:26:39 PM
 :lol:
Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: flipper on September 24, 2010, 03:38:15 PM
Feh, no one got my Dead Souls joke.  :cry:
Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: pdrake on September 24, 2010, 08:56:05 PM
this one struck me as pretty funny.

(http://i.imgur.com/ZQXhX.jpg)

Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: random axe on September 24, 2010, 09:08:30 PM
Yeah, I LOLed.
Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: mo on September 25, 2010, 08:49:27 AM
Reminds me of the Sears Optical commercial (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u2dShCL4rSk). Makes me smile every time.
Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: mrcookieface on September 25, 2010, 11:12:57 AM
(http://26.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_l97iqfaA0z1qa2o8vo1_500.gif)

This is one of those I-wish-I-made-this gifs.
Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: random axe on September 25, 2010, 11:17:08 AM
It's cool, but it runs awfully fast.  I had to watch it like five times to be sure I got what it was about . . . although fortunately that didn't take very long.  Is that just a problem with my machine?
Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: Psidefect on September 25, 2010, 12:35:49 PM
Awesome.

Runs fast for me too, but it gives it a nice frantic quality.

I wish I had the patience to stuff like that and this.

(http://lh5.ggpht.com/_z-z6V5FwQZU/TJVosd2iM_I/AAAAAAAAATc/lVRkdmJt6r8/Chan.gif)
Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: Psidefect on September 25, 2010, 12:39:59 PM
Oh, and Cookie, you could always improve it.

You know, add pirates or lasers or something.

Lasers make everything better. ;)
Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: mrcookieface on September 25, 2010, 01:41:39 PM
Different browsers run gifs at different speeds.  It looks normal in Safari, but I know from experience that Firefox flips through gifs like it's on meth.

I've also noticed in ImageReady that .04 seconds is faster than no delay at all, and is the fastest setting you can get per frame.  Computers are weird.
Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: Psidefect on September 25, 2010, 02:06:04 PM
Huh, yeah, Chrome plays it at a much more sensible speed.

:thumbsdn: Firefox.
Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: Psidefect on September 25, 2010, 02:06:50 PM
:galm: and it makes your avatar much less aggressive, Cookieface.
Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: mrcookieface on September 25, 2010, 02:18:58 PM
Ha, yeah.  I need to make a new avatar.  This one isn't really 'me' at all.

It's from Jason & The Argonauts.  I loved that movie when I was a kid though.
Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: random axe on September 25, 2010, 02:42:12 PM
Quote
It's from Jason & The Argonauts.  I loved that movie when I was a kid though.

Absolutely!  Harryhausen for the win.  When I saw Army of Darkness, I immediately knew that was what Raimi was thinking of, too.

Awesome.
Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: pdrake on September 25, 2010, 03:43:40 PM
(http://www.disneyfoodblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/07/HarryHausens-ad.jpg)
Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: mo on September 25, 2010, 07:20:31 PM
Different browsers run gifs at different speeds.  It looks normal in Safari, but I know from experience that Firefox flips through gifs like it's on meth.

I've also noticed in ImageReady that .04 seconds is faster than no delay at all, and is the fastest setting you can get per frame.  Computers are weird.

I've noticed that about Safari/Firefox, but I thought it was just... I dunno. That's interesting to learn that it's true everywhere.
Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: mo on September 25, 2010, 07:24:36 PM
Awesome.

Runs fast for me too, but it gives it a nice frantic quality.

I wish I had the patience to stuff like that and this.

(http://lh5.ggpht.com/_z-z6V5FwQZU/TJVosd2iM_I/AAAAAAAAATc/lVRkdmJt6r8/Chan.gif)


I love it. 581 frames. A lot of work, no matter how you do it.
Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: pdrake on September 25, 2010, 09:01:05 PM
i have a friend that works on the simpsons. he gave me a mini class on how does it. it's very tedious. he's a key frame animator, though so it's not as bad as the tweeners in korea.
Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: Psidefect on September 26, 2010, 03:06:15 AM
(http://i.imgur.com/zmwG3.jpg)
Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: Psidefect on September 26, 2010, 04:13:05 AM
(http://i.imgur.com/3ZixL.jpg)
Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: Talix on September 26, 2010, 09:03:50 AM
 :lol:
Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: Hedaira on September 26, 2010, 09:21:58 AM
Okay, I'm taking that.
Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: pdrake on September 26, 2010, 11:32:43 AM
(http://i.imgur.com/zmwG3.jpg)

falconward
Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: pdrake on September 27, 2010, 11:45:22 AM
(http://images.regretsy.com/bearhands.jpg)
Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: random axe on September 27, 2010, 11:47:56 AM
Perhaps, but it's your Second Amendment right.
Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: dogbone on September 28, 2010, 06:42:27 PM
http://thechive.com/2010/09/24/so-fing-awesome-21-photos/just-awesome-photos-6/ (http://thechive.com/2010/09/24/so-fing-awesome-21-photos/just-awesome-photos-6/)
Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: mo on October 02, 2010, 04:37:35 PM
(http://img834.imageshack.us/img834/451/thinkingaboutwar.jpg)
Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: Hedaira on October 02, 2010, 06:13:39 PM
 :lol:
Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: random axe on October 02, 2010, 08:15:59 PM
A bullet for your thoughts . . . .
Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: hajen on October 02, 2010, 09:06:19 PM
I lol'd!
Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: pdrake on October 05, 2010, 02:32:23 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/65APr.jpg)

i know teachers don't get paid enough, but come on.

i'm not sure if this is funny, but there's no "pathetic images here" thread.
Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: Tripper on October 08, 2010, 08:20:24 AM
What if the Terminator was reprogrammed as a bouncer.
http://www.wired.com/magazine/wp-content/images/18-10/found_1810_divebars.jpg (http://www.wired.com/magazine/wp-content/images/18-10/found_1810_divebars.jpg)

Big image via Wired.
Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: pdrake on October 08, 2010, 11:18:30 PM
(http://media.ebaumsworld.com/mediaFiles/picture/328979/81123877.jpg)


i'm thinking someone from here is responsible for lost leg.
Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: TFJ on October 09, 2010, 10:21:49 AM
been meaning to post this for awhile
(http://img843.imageshack.us/img843/4107/linwb.gif)
Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: random axe on October 09, 2010, 11:20:09 AM
He's never been prettier.
Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: mrcookieface on October 09, 2010, 01:57:28 PM
That makes the hair on the back of my neck stand up.
Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: mo on October 09, 2010, 02:08:12 PM
 :trance:
Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: pdrake on October 12, 2010, 07:30:47 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/10OSL.gif)

here's a link to the video of it with a little more set up:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bTlVhpeJiqU
Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: mo on October 13, 2010, 04:56:01 AM
 :shock:
Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: Dr. Leonard HmofCoy on October 13, 2010, 09:59:52 AM
I'm totally going to try that in case I can launch the puppy.
Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: hajen on October 16, 2010, 07:53:52 PM
http://criggo.com/2010/10/10/alzheimers-can-be-fun/
Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: random axe on October 16, 2010, 08:08:22 PM
Ow.
Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: hajen on October 17, 2010, 09:29:37 AM
http://failblog.org/2010/10/16/epic-fail-photos-parenting-fail-31-9/

(http://failblog.files.wordpress.com/2010/10/128921573017992438.jpg)
Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: Hedaira on October 17, 2010, 10:10:47 AM
http://failblog.org/2010/10/16/epic-fail-photos-parenting-fail-31-9/

(http://failblog.files.wordpress.com/2010/10/128921573017992438.jpg)


F-that. This is a WIN
Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: vox8 on October 17, 2010, 01:00:26 PM
http://failblog.org/2010/10/16/epic-fail-photos-parenting-fail-31-9/

(http://failblog.files.wordpress.com/2010/10/128921573017992438.jpg)


F-that. This is a WIN

That is being said on the site. And while it is a win of a cake and doesn't belong on cakewrecks  - it is a complete FAIL when it comes to being the birthday cake for a FOUR YEAR OLD!  4 year olds should not even know what GTA is, much less want a B-day cake based upon the game.

I believe it is listed as parenting fail, not a cake fail.
Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: random axe on October 17, 2010, 01:35:12 PM
I just hope that isn't real money rolled up and jammed into the cake.  Ew.
Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: Dr. Leonard HmofCoy on October 17, 2010, 03:56:20 PM
I just hope that isn't real money rolled up and jammed into the cake.  Ew.

I dunno. Virtually all used $100 bills are contaminated with cocaine. Personally I'd rather have them contaminated with cake frosting.
Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: eldiem on October 17, 2010, 04:01:06 PM
My first thought was that maybe, hopefully, it was photoshopped and used to say 14th.

Or that it's one of those fake cakewrecks people make to get famous on the internet.
Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: random axe on October 17, 2010, 04:50:00 PM
Quote
Virtually all used $100 bills are contaminated with cocaine.

Actually, virtually all US paper money contains detectable levels nowadays, according to the FBI.  That's hardly the worst thing it's contaminated with.  I don't put money in my mouth, and I don't want it in my cake. 

Next to the plate is OK.
Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: mybabysmomma on October 17, 2010, 06:08:23 PM
What about tucked neatly into your g-string?
Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: random axe on October 17, 2010, 07:23:33 PM
No, it's always been a rule of mine that money does not go in my underwear.
Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: pdrake on October 20, 2010, 12:51:23 PM
christine o'donnel's bill of rights (http://30.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lak2zo2f8l1qzmt8do1_500.jpg)
Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: Dr. Leonard HmofCoy on October 20, 2010, 12:52:20 PM
:clap:

I like that one.
Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: flipper on October 20, 2010, 01:25:17 PM
:galm:
Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: hajen on October 20, 2010, 01:27:36 PM
 :lol:
Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: random axe on October 20, 2010, 05:20:29 PM
She probably got stuck early on when she got to the Purfuit of Happiness.  WTF is a "purfuit"?  To hell with this!
Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: dogbone on October 22, 2010, 02:28:19 PM
Winnah. (http://thechive.files.wordpress.com/2010/10/funny-random-photos-01.jpg?w=500&h=596)
Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: random axe on October 22, 2010, 02:32:04 PM
It's excellent, but why a chicken?
Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: mo on October 22, 2010, 04:49:51 PM
 :lol:
Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: flipper on October 22, 2010, 05:53:52 PM
It's excellent, but why a chicken?

Because no one would have got the goat.
Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: mybabysmomma on October 22, 2010, 06:14:15 PM
That kid's facial expression is priceless.
 :rollin:
Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: Psidefect on October 25, 2010, 03:45:19 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/gAoRU.jpg)

Cuttin' deep, Xbox.
Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: flipper on October 25, 2010, 07:50:47 PM
At least it didn't give you the terminate option.
Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: pdrake on October 31, 2010, 04:00:41 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/6AeCi.jpg)
Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: mo on November 05, 2010, 01:51:54 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/7gzXD.jpg)
Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: hajen on November 05, 2010, 02:07:35 PM
Haha!
Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: vox8 on November 05, 2010, 02:12:35 PM
I totally LOLed.

And I rarely stoop to such commentary.
Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: pdrake on November 05, 2010, 02:19:43 PM
hahaha!
Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: random axe on November 05, 2010, 02:22:58 PM
I lolled.  Although not like the dog lolled.

Meth Lab has too many teeth, but otherwise it's pretty accurate.
Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: flipper on November 05, 2010, 02:48:08 PM
:galm:  :spittake:
Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: Psidefect on November 13, 2010, 01:24:09 AM
(http://i.imgur.com/4fXEL.jpg)
Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: pdrake on November 13, 2010, 03:23:14 AM
i like michael clark duncan. i think that's kind of an insult to him.

i understand the intent of the joke, but it's poorly executed.


i think the bieber (sic) is a joke in and of itself.
Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: random axe on November 13, 2010, 12:02:09 PM
I don't think Duncan would be offended, but I agree that I can see where the joke is going, but . . . that's not quite right.  I'm trying to think of what would be a better punchline.  I could imagine Bieber turning into a scruffier version of Dr Smith from Lost in Space.
Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: mybabysmomma on November 13, 2010, 05:48:05 PM
What would be funnier would be Beiber turning into, say, Bea Arthur.
Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: random axe on November 13, 2010, 05:50:49 PM
:eek:

Still, I'm sure there's Bieber / Arthur slashfic out there somewhere.
Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: eldiem on November 13, 2010, 07:22:50 PM
CURSE YOU, RULE 34!
Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: Psidefect on November 14, 2010, 02:24:38 AM
But then it fails the gender part of the gender/color change!
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Post by: Psidefect on November 15, 2010, 01:53:59 AM
(http://i.imgur.com/zNze6.gif)
Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: random axe on November 15, 2010, 07:54:54 AM
:lol:  Yeah, I've seen that before, but it's classic.  And what kind of God would let Hitler get a Yahtzee?
Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: Psidefect on November 17, 2010, 02:22:24 AM
(http://i.imgur.com/FAltw.jpg)

Seriously?
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Post by: Psidefect on November 17, 2010, 02:23:47 AM
(http://i.imgur.com/y6Jop.jpg)
Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: random axe on November 17, 2010, 09:54:20 AM
Those dickstraw cups are actually really common, regardless of the type or character.  And cup covers that have the straw hole in the middle and a character printed on the cover?  Yeah, the straw hole is often right in the crotch area.

I don't know if the manufacturers think it's funny or if they're just bizarrely oblivious, but it happens a lot.
Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: pdrake on November 18, 2010, 03:56:24 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/XQw9H.jpg)
Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: random axe on November 18, 2010, 04:18:03 PM
:hmm:

Might be funnier in the form of a sonnet.
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Post by: Psidefect on November 18, 2010, 06:47:38 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/TZGsx.gif)
Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: random axe on November 18, 2010, 06:52:44 PM
That was a beer ad, wasn't it?
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Post by: mo on November 19, 2010, 05:51:23 AM
 :thumbsup:
Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: random axe on November 19, 2010, 04:54:16 PM
Recently sent to me:

I must have missed this episode (http://www.celebtna.com/pictures/Ramona_Zini-233766.jpg).

:shrug:

Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: random axe on November 19, 2010, 10:13:23 PM
Too humongus (http://cache.gawkerassets.com/assets/images/8/2010/11/img_8541.jpg) to directly link.

I would so hand that on my wall.
Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: Psidefect on November 23, 2010, 05:41:41 PM
(http://thisisthestoryof.files.wordpress.com/2010/09/i-mustache-you-a-question.jpg)

Heh.
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Post by: vox8 on November 23, 2010, 06:03:28 PM
(http://ny-image1.etsy.com/il_fullxfull.196170701.jpg)
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Post by: feffer on November 23, 2010, 06:41:56 PM
....

*pop*

?
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Post by: Talix on November 24, 2010, 09:04:56 AM
 :jack:
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Post by: the other andrea on November 24, 2010, 12:39:15 PM
 :lol:
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Post by: TFJ on November 25, 2010, 09:04:37 AM
damn

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Post by: dogbone on December 02, 2010, 07:17:31 AM
http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/?attachment_id=36952  (http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/?attachment_id=36952)
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Post by: flipper on December 02, 2010, 03:41:18 PM
If you submitted that for a grade it would probably be a ....
Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: random axe on December 02, 2010, 05:05:43 PM
You know, I don't hate it, but I still don't think Conan is funny.  And poor Andy Richter went right back to being horrible as soon as he returned to the show.  I always thought he was horrible until he got his own show, and then I found him awesome, and now . . . .

Just something about Conan.  I honestly couldn't say what.
Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: Psidefect on December 02, 2010, 05:31:20 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/QYXjl.jpg)
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Post by: Dr. Leonard HmofCoy on December 02, 2010, 05:32:15 PM
Gah!
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Post by: random axe on December 02, 2010, 05:36:59 PM
Quote
Gah!

!haG
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Post by: Hedaira on December 02, 2010, 10:16:07 PM
Why would someone do that to their face? Hideous.
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Post by: random axe on December 02, 2010, 10:25:56 PM
I can't imagine why anyone would even do that to their ass.
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Post by: mo on December 03, 2010, 05:33:22 AM
I thought her lips were pressed against the windshield when I first looked at that.
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Post by: pdrake on December 03, 2010, 11:06:35 PM
(http://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc4/hs1183.snc4/150517_10150100047704874_668599873_7166463_2468757_n.jpg)
Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: flipper on December 04, 2010, 05:19:12 PM
:rollin:
Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: dogbone on December 08, 2010, 06:48:46 PM
Pic related. (http://baconjew.blogspot.com/)
Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: dogbone on December 12, 2010, 09:15:51 AM
(http://www.vayagif.com/gifs/2010/11/0096b8cba630442a7b36fbaea95f9f62.gif)
Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: random axe on December 12, 2010, 10:15:02 AM
THE POWER OF HAIRBRUSH COMPELS YOU!
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Post by: Talix on December 13, 2010, 09:49:15 AM
Spirit munchkin.
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Post by: dogbone on December 13, 2010, 06:32:05 PM
(http://img709.imageshack.us/img709/5581/60866206.jpg)
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Post by: eldiem on December 13, 2010, 07:33:04 PM
 :lol:
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Post by: mo on December 14, 2010, 05:32:52 AM
 :clap:
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Post by: Psidefect on December 14, 2010, 04:45:28 PM
Love it.
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Post by: Hedaira on December 17, 2010, 03:18:21 AM
 :shock: :lol: :rollin:
Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: random axe on December 17, 2010, 10:43:17 AM
The other night, in NYC, the Celtics won on a last minute shot.  Paul Pierce (the shooter) had an already over-the-top but understandable moment of celebration as he ran around the court apparently pretending to be an airplane, but Nate Robinson was WAY more excited, and . . . excuse me, WTF are you doing? (http://twitpic.com/3gb6bz/full)

That may take a moment to load, but it's worth it.

Fortunately for the C's, Nate somehow didn't hurt himself.  They already have three guards out with injuries, not to mention three centers, so they don't need you breaking your arm (or neck . . . ).  Dude's like one of those small dogs who's way too excited anytime anything good happens.  We know.  We know.  Stop jumping.

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Post by: pdrake on December 17, 2010, 11:40:29 AM
just struck me as funny in its matter of fact tone.

(http://i.imgur.com/SJ6mp.jpg)
Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: random axe on December 17, 2010, 11:48:43 AM
Hey, it's the law.
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Post by: Dr. Leonard HmofCoy on December 17, 2010, 12:07:03 PM
Dude's like one of those small dogs who's way too excited anytime anything good happens.  We know.  We know.  Stop jumping.

And peeing.
Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: random axe on December 17, 2010, 12:31:46 PM
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And peeing.

Yeah, that's not cool in the NBA anymore.  This isn't 1992.
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Post by: Dr. Leonard HmofCoy on December 17, 2010, 03:19:23 PM
When this door opens, it makes the Star Trek door-opening sound (http://engrishfunny.failblog.org/2010/12/15/engrish-funny-ripped-open-for-business/).
Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: random axe on December 17, 2010, 03:21:59 PM
:lol:  I can't tell if Shinji looks happy or like he's in pain.  Which, for him, is probably about right.
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Post by: hajen on December 17, 2010, 03:57:18 PM
http://failblog.org/2010/12/16/epic-fail-photos-jalapeno-spelling-fail/
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Post by: random axe on December 19, 2010, 07:56:43 PM
I'm a little embarrassed to link to Gizmodo, but I think this is self-explanatory (http://gizmodo.com/5625423/).
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Post by: Psidefect on December 20, 2010, 06:45:43 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/OSMyF.jpg)

Heh
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Post by: Psidefect on December 20, 2010, 06:47:27 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/OTdOy.jpg)

:galm:
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Post by: mo on December 20, 2010, 07:09:47 PM
 :lol:
Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: random axe on December 20, 2010, 07:21:00 PM
(http://29.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_l2xx6sIqBX1qa3sdqo1_400.jpg)

I probably shouldn't have thought this was so funny, but it completely took me by surprise.
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Post by: eldiem on December 20, 2010, 10:21:22 PM
The Periodic Table of Swears (http://shop.moderntoss.com/images/161.jpg)
Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: random axe on December 21, 2010, 09:42:00 PM
(http://30.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_l1swmfcYIa1qa3sdqo1_500.png)

Not interested in a video diary, but still :lol:
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Post by: hajen on December 24, 2010, 12:30:53 AM
 :D

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Post by: Hedaira on December 24, 2010, 10:57:26 AM
(http://30.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_l1swmfcYIa1qa3sdqo1_500.png)

Not interested in a video diary, but still :lol:

FIND DOGBONE is not on that list. I can't approve of it.
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Post by: pdrake on December 27, 2010, 05:26:20 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/NfbQJ.jpg)
Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: random axe on December 27, 2010, 06:32:14 PM
:lol:

Yeah, that idea (http://9gag.com/gag/11975/) has been done a bunch, although I was too lazy to go find any others.

There are some with Buffy instead of the 'Busters, too.
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Post by: pdrake on December 27, 2010, 07:40:19 PM
now me feel dum  :cry:

i like your version a lot better.
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Post by: random axe on December 27, 2010, 07:51:23 PM
Nah.  It's not a contest.  :lol:

It doesn't bode well for the Second Coming, though.
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Post by: vox8 on December 27, 2010, 09:13:48 PM
I like yours better Drake
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Post by: Psidefect on December 31, 2010, 11:38:06 AM
(http://i.imgur.com/FZEMa.jpg)
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Post by: mo on December 31, 2010, 05:38:13 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/Fy8mo.jpg)
Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: random axe on December 31, 2010, 05:50:14 PM
I love those things.  :shrug:
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Post by: Hedaira on December 31, 2010, 06:23:07 PM
Stealing
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Post by: Psidefect on January 02, 2011, 02:27:53 AM
(http://i.imgur.com/XXBxI.jpg)

:headbang:
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Post by: Hedaira on January 02, 2011, 01:55:20 PM
Nice! I can't believe I didn't think of that.

*kicks self*
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Post by: flipper on January 03, 2011, 08:07:57 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/OTdOy.jpg)

:galm:

:doublegalm:
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Post by: dogbone on January 04, 2011, 07:23:48 AM
(http://thechive.files.wordpress.com/2011/01/new-year-random-33.jpg)
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Post by: Encino Man on January 04, 2011, 01:10:10 PM
Haters. They gonna hate.

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Post by: Psidefect on January 06, 2011, 01:04:57 AM
(http://i.imgur.com/apAsm.png)

:galm:
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Post by: feffer on January 06, 2011, 01:08:54 AM
 :lol:
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Post by: Psidefect on January 06, 2011, 01:44:10 AM
(http://i.imgur.com/gTb28.jpg)
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Post by: Hedaira on January 06, 2011, 04:33:23 AM
I was gonna say "Well, that's any boss with a decent knockback" but then I'd be the only one to get the joke - other than Feff, Punk, and Post.
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Post by: pdrake on January 06, 2011, 11:45:06 AM
(http://i.imgur.com/jHVLd.jpg)
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Post by: random axe on January 06, 2011, 12:55:21 PM
Mexican Hat Dance?
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Post by: Dr. Leonard HmofCoy on January 06, 2011, 01:05:27 PM
Hey, it's better than the Tijuana Donkey Trot. That one, seriously, do not want.
Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: Psidefect on January 06, 2011, 03:21:21 PM
I was gonna say "Well, that's any boss with a decent knockback" but then I'd be the only one to get the joke - other than Feff, Punk, and Post.

This is a WoW thing, isn't it?
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Post by: random axe on January 06, 2011, 03:24:25 PM
Or workplace sexual harrassment.



I can't hear "knockback" in a combat idiom and not think Champions, myself.
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Post by: Hedaira on January 06, 2011, 04:18:45 PM
Hey, it's better than the Tijuana Donkey Trot. That one, seriously, do not want.

 :trance:

That's okay ... I ... didn't need to eat all that lunch anyways.
Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: hajen on January 08, 2011, 03:18:11 PM
http://www.flickfilosopher.com/blog/2011/01/omg_firefly_and_mad_men_are_th.html
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Post by: hajen on January 08, 2011, 09:59:31 PM
http://celebs.icanhascheezburger.com/2011/01/07/funny-celebrity-pictures-peter-cushing-bamf/
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Post by: random axe on January 08, 2011, 11:41:24 PM
Nice. :clap:

In the Hammer films, Cushing not only killed a jillion vampires (he fought Dracula more than once) and dealt with other monsters, but he sometimes did it Van Helsing style and sometimes did it Indiana Jones style.  There were definite Action Cushing films -- the last Hammer film he did, if I remember correctly, was Legend of the Seven Golden Vampires, where Van Helsing (and his son) travel to China to fight Dracula's kung fu vampire minions.

Let's see . . . Wikipedia . . . Cushing also played Mr Darcy, Dr Frankenstein (several times), Beau Brummell, Winston Smith from 1984, the Sheriff of Nottingham, Dr Knox of Burke and Hare fame, a Cryptkeeper-style fortune teller, a demonologist, a serial killer surgeon who steals women's pituitary glands so he can repeatedly restore his wife's beauty, a creepy one-armed school headmaster (married to Joan Collins, no less), a hypnotic pathologist, the proprietor of a magical curiosity shop, a priest who has a secret cannibal son, an alien anthropologist, a Satanic cult leader, the SS commander of an army of Nazi zombies, a neo-Nazi searching for Hitler's son (in a comedy!), an evil pet shop owner (yes, with evil pets), a drunken Welshman, knights for and against King Arthur (in different movies) . . . .

And he created androids to destroy the Avengers, and came back from the dead on Valentine's Day.  Both impressive on a resume.

He also dealt with a mummy, a yeti, pirates, spies, Medusa, She Who Must Be Obeyed, the ghost of the Marquis de Sade, aliens that eat your bones right through your skin, the Viet Cong, super-high-temperature fried-egg aliens, a psychotic Poe collector, a woman who transforms into a giant blood-sucking moth, an axe murderer in a wax museum, witches, Dr Jekyll and Mr Hyde (by other names), S&M lamia, the psychotic Dr Phibes, body-switching mind-control parasites, a monster's skeleton that comes back to life when exposed to water, a ghostly rapist, a 1970s international British kung fu assassin, werewolves, assorted crazy people, intelligent supernatural cats, Biggles, Helen Keller, Val Kilmer . . . the list goes on.

Seriously, it was quite a career.
Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: Psidefect on January 11, 2011, 02:07:26 AM
(http://i.imgur.com/B2Nc6.jpg)
Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: vox8 on January 11, 2011, 09:26:21 AM
Someone please with the explaining.
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Post by: stormneedle on January 11, 2011, 10:53:33 AM
It's a Calculus 1 integration, one that everybody just has to memorize.
Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: Dr. Leonard HmofCoy on January 11, 2011, 11:50:56 AM
∫e^x dx = e^x, mothafogaz
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Post by: vox8 on January 11, 2011, 01:46:25 PM
∫e^x dx = e^x, mothafogaz

See, that looks like it says FedEx.

I guess I am too math challenged to get these jokes.

I pretty much topped out at basic algebra. I think I took a Calculus class - but only for a few months and I don't remember it. I remember taking a test and needing to "prove a theorem" or something like that. And the space the teacher left was waaaaay too small for me to write in so I ended up all over the back of the paper.

I got it back the the teacher had written something along the lines of "you got there eventually, and it works, but that is the hardest way to get there I have ever seen."
Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: stormneedle on January 11, 2011, 03:14:27 PM
My mom and my wife can often give the right answer to strange problems almost immediately, but they can't prove they're right. So, we ask them what the answer should be and put them as co-authors on the papers.
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Post by: mybabysmomma on January 11, 2011, 06:37:54 PM
thin-slicing
Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: vox8 on January 12, 2011, 10:56:25 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/5Avqs.png)
Title: Re: Funny images here: SFW
Post by: random axe on January 12, 2011, 11:09:36 PM
Wow.  That . . . was more diplomatic than some would have been, but not as diplomatic as it could have been, either.

I'm hoping those people suspected that was not an actual photo, but who knows.




The Disney Mickey Goat camera is still the one that amazes me the most.
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Post by: Dr. Leonard HmofCoy on January 12, 2011, 11: