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Re: Spammity Spamalicious Spam
« Reply #1005 on: November 08, 2015, 06:11:52 AM »
 :lol:
It's symbolic of our struggle against reality.

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Re: Spammity Spamalicious Spam
« Reply #1006 on: November 08, 2015, 10:10:40 AM »
:detta: :galm:
"Parasitic wasps laying eggs in other insects is a better love story than Twilight." - :bitzero:
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Re: Spammity Spamalicious Spam
« Reply #1007 on: November 08, 2015, 12:33:42 PM »
W1NN4R!
"It all trickles down from the hot sex. I'm not saying you don't need cheese, just that if you concentrate on the hot sex, the cheese will follow. Naturally."--PsiDefect 03-19-2002 11:28 AM

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Re: Spammity Spamalicious Spam
« Reply #1008 on: November 08, 2015, 06:43:21 PM »
Ask about the <scar|pucker> on her <left|right> <hip|forearm|upper arm|hand|foot>. It's a hell of a story.
I'm generalizing from one example here, but everyone generalizes from one example. At least, I do.

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Re: Spammity Spamalicious Spam
« Reply #1009 on: November 25, 2015, 10:47:34 AM »
Sender:  Google
Subject:  You have missed normalcy


Missed it by that much.

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Re: Spammity Spamalicious Spam
« Reply #1010 on: November 25, 2015, 01:47:25 PM »
Nope, haven't missed it at all.  Keep it away, please.
"It all trickles down from the hot sex. I'm not saying you don't need cheese, just that if you concentrate on the hot sex, the cheese will follow. Naturally."--PsiDefect 03-19-2002 11:28 AM

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Re: Spammity Spamalicious Spam
« Reply #1011 on: December 03, 2015, 10:14:46 AM »
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Subject:  You Have A Deferred Vagina Firebreak


Well, you have an ugly face!

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Re: Spammity Spamalicious Spam
« Reply #1012 on: December 03, 2015, 04:55:24 PM »
Band names all over the place
"Parasitic wasps laying eggs in other insects is a better love story than Twilight." - :bitzero:
"Anyhow, it was the best sentient food movie since Killer Tomatoes Eat France." - :flipper:
"lee marvin in drag is no way to spread the gospel, son." - TFJ
"It failed. My enemies have been purged." - Sidious
"It's not like there was ever a time I didn't think Rudy Giuliani was a smug gibbering imbecile." - random axe
"*drags taint* Oh cool, I didn't know you could do that." - mo.d

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Re: Spammity Spamalicious Spam
« Reply #1013 on: December 05, 2015, 07:37:36 PM »
Band names all over the place

I know!  I am struggling to pick one.   :shock:
Rich people won't kill the rest of us off until there are really good robots.

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Re: Spammity Spamalicious Spam
« Reply #1014 on: January 02, 2016, 12:26:05 AM »
The greatest technique to gratify your lover Binary file (standard input) matches

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you'd be surprised how much a nutsack can stretch. you have to stretch it yourself, not a woman. they don't do it quite right.

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Re: Spammity Spamalicious Spam
« Reply #1015 on: January 08, 2016, 03:26:49 PM »
Quote from: Nora
Hello

I come to announce the good news about my TRUNK BOX, I finally found a friend who paid for my Air ticket that allowed me to arrived in this country to get my trunk box personally.

God so kind, I was able to recover it successfully, but I'm afraid to cross the two airport with the big luggage, however, I need you to join me here to find solution together to get everything DONE in order that we get this 14.5 MILLION USD out of this country to your country for investment.  I have another solution, if I open the trunk box, I will send you 10,000 usd so you can use it to open a special account so that all 14.5 MILLION USD will be transferred to the account. Is this solution good??

Please answer me immediately.
Hope to hear from you
Sincerely,
Nora.

Oh cherie, I'd love to open your TRUNK BOX, but I am committed to another ... !
"Parasitic wasps laying eggs in other insects is a better love story than Twilight." - :bitzero:
"Anyhow, it was the best sentient food movie since Killer Tomatoes Eat France." - :flipper:
"lee marvin in drag is no way to spread the gospel, son." - TFJ
"It failed. My enemies have been purged." - Sidious
"It's not like there was ever a time I didn't think Rudy Giuliani was a smug gibbering imbecile." - random axe
"*drags taint* Oh cool, I didn't know you could do that." - mo.d

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Re: Spammity Spamalicious Spam
« Reply #1016 on: January 09, 2016, 11:11:27 AM »
If this isn't a set up like After Dark, My Sweet or Repo Man, I'll eat my alien hat.

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Re: Spammity Spamalicious Spam
« Reply #1017 on: March 18, 2016, 09:46:13 PM »
got 4 emails from some marketing company at the exact same moment. looking for an, "unsubscribe" button i could only find this. much more interesting than ipsum lorem.

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you'd be surprised how much a nutsack can stretch. you have to stretch it yourself, not a woman. they don't do it quite right.

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Re: Spammity Spamalicious Spam
« Reply #1018 on: March 19, 2016, 07:34:42 AM »
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Shine tube enable

! I'm going to recite this stentoriously whenever I turn on a flashlight.
"Parasitic wasps laying eggs in other insects is a better love story than Twilight." - :bitzero:
"Anyhow, it was the best sentient food movie since Killer Tomatoes Eat France." - :flipper:
"lee marvin in drag is no way to spread the gospel, son." - TFJ
"It failed. My enemies have been purged." - Sidious
"It's not like there was ever a time I didn't think Rudy Giuliani was a smug gibbering imbecile." - random axe
"*drags taint* Oh cool, I didn't know you could do that." - mo.d

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Re: Spammity Spamalicious Spam
« Reply #1019 on: March 19, 2016, 09:56:49 AM »
Yeah, there's some soulful found art in there.  SkyNet has some chops.