Author Topic: Spammity Spamalicious Spam  (Read 98961 times)

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Re: Spammity Spamalicious Spam
« Reply #1020 on: August 28, 2016, 11:19:26 AM »
Sender:  Mrs Karina Chestang
Subject:  Chunk a little dunk of Karina!


You kids, with your impenetrable slang and your penetrable Karina!

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Re: Spammity Spamalicious Spam
« Reply #1021 on: August 28, 2016, 02:15:56 PM »
That may be the first time I've seen the word "penetrable" used. "Impenetrable", plenty of times.
It's symbolic of our struggle against reality.

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Re: Spammity Spamalicious Spam
« Reply #1022 on: August 29, 2016, 12:23:14 PM »
You poor bastard.

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Re: Spammity Spamalicious Spam
« Reply #1023 on: August 29, 2016, 03:05:48 PM »
I can't argue that, but seriously, it's interesting that the base word is almost unheard of compared to the negative prefix  word. Well, mildly interesting.
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Re: Spammity Spamalicious Spam
« Reply #1024 on: August 30, 2016, 09:42:38 AM »
Well, you know how it is.  The rules of English are pretty haphazard.  You have every right to cross-apply them.  It's sometimes amusing.

    adolescence - the quality of being adolescent
    senescence - the quality of being senescent
    crescence - the quality of being crescent

Right?  Why not?  Let them try to stop me.

The main thing is that if you're going to do it weirdly, you probably want to be sure you've worked out how those rules seem to work, so you can defend your non-standard usage.  Prefixes in English are especially messed up, due to (A) combinations of Latin and Germanic pieces (which is why "in-" sometimes means "in" and sometimes means "not") and (B) stupid prefixes that look like other prefixes ("ana-" isn't "an-" plus "a-", which would seem to mean "not out of", but from a Greek root that means "on / from" or "thoroughly" or "excessively", which is why "anaphylactic" means "too health-preserving").

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Re: Spammity Spamalicious Spam
« Reply #1025 on: August 30, 2016, 11:27:19 AM »
There's a person on tumblr whose handle is "arborescent," which I presume to mean she is becoming a tree.

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Re: Spammity Spamalicious Spam
« Reply #1026 on: August 30, 2016, 12:00:59 PM »
:lol:

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Re: Spammity Spamalicious Spam
« Reply #1027 on: September 21, 2016, 03:04:25 PM »
LOL

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Re: Spammity Spamalicious Spam
« Reply #1028 on: September 21, 2016, 04:45:01 PM »
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I personal toke

Explains.
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Re: Spammity Spamalicious Spam
« Reply #1029 on: September 21, 2016, 06:21:38 PM »
i didn't open the png that was included with the email.

in the best case scenario it was this . . .

you'd be surprised how much a nutsack can stretch. you have to stretch it yourself, not a woman. they don't do it quite right.

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Re: Spammity Spamalicious Spam
« Reply #1030 on: March 24, 2017, 10:11:49 AM »
In the last few weeks, I've gotten a fair bit of spam that had the phrase "Facebook 5" in its subject line.  Stuff like "Invitation from Facebook 5" and "Facebook 5 friends need to see this petition" and shit. 

I finally googled that, and apparently there's no such thing as "Facebook 5".

WELP.  Someone kick the spambot.  It's gone a bit funny.

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Re: Spammity Spamalicious Spam
« Reply #1031 on: March 24, 2017, 11:01:10 AM »
I'll need to put on the special boots for kicking that bot. :diabolical:
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Re: Spammity Spamalicious Spam
« Reply #1032 on: April 03, 2017, 09:18:51 AM »
Today:

SINGLE ASIANS IN YOUR AREA ARE WAITING FOR AUSTRIAN PHYSICIAN KURT GODEL


They are?  (Was he a physician?  I don't think he was even a physicist, although apparently I'm too lazy to use Wikipedia right now.)

Almost opened it.  Almost.  Sender was allegedly a gardening center.

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Re: Spammity Spamalicious Spam
« Reply #1033 on: April 03, 2017, 12:08:32 PM »
Clearly the information you had here was ... incomplete
"Parasitic wasps laying eggs in other insects is a better love story than Twilight." - :bitzero:
"Anyhow, it was the best sentient food movie since Killer Tomatoes Eat France." - :flipper:
"lee marvin in drag is no way to spread the gospel, son." - TFJ
"It failed. My enemies have been purged." - Sidious
"It's not like there was ever a time I didn't think Rudy Giuliani was a smug gibbering imbecile." - random axe
"*drags taint* Oh cool, I didn't know you could do that." - mo.d

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Re: Spammity Spamalicious Spam
« Reply #1034 on: April 04, 2017, 09:20:55 AM »
Nice.  I kept trying to think of the right joke here, but it wouldn't happen.