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Re: WTG!
« Reply #15 on: August 29, 2008, 12:17:50 PM »
Blah. McCain can't pull the "no experience" card on Obama anymore, that's for sure.

Oi, let's just get a Vagina Amurikkan on board and dupe the masses into our maverickness! Rite!
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Re: WTG!
« Reply #16 on: August 29, 2008, 12:19:16 PM »
They may have to do something about that pesky birthplace rule for Obama.

http://washingtontimes.com/news/2008/aug/28/lawsuit-questions-obamas-eligibility-for-office/

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Re: WTG!
« Reply #17 on: August 29, 2008, 12:19:48 PM »
Yeah, it's obvi a racist move.
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Re: WTG!
« Reply #18 on: August 29, 2008, 12:27:19 PM »
Negroes and women do not belong in office.
They should get back to the cotton fields and kitchens where they belong.

"Mr. Berg, who says he donated about $200 to Mrs. Clinton's campaign, may represent the fringe of the pro-Hillary faction that hasn't warmed to Mr. Obama.

He has filed suits for clients against President Bush and Vice President Dick Cheney, claiming they knew about the Sept. 11, 2001, terrorist attacks before they happened. He also publicly asked Supreme Court Justices Clarence Thomas, Antonin Scalia and Sandra Day O'Connor to disbar themselves for their decision in the controversial 2001 case Bush v. Gore. "

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Yeah, okay Jack Thompson Jr.  http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jack_Thompson_(attorney)
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Re: WTG!
« Reply #19 on: August 29, 2008, 12:28:40 PM »
They may have to do something about that pesky birthplace rule for Obama.

http://washingtontimes.com/news/2008/aug/28/lawsuit-questions-obamas-eligibility-for-office/

You have got to be kidding me, Biz.
indeed, i am.

Just as the k00ks that will claim that McCain was born on foreign soil because he was born on a US military base in Panama.

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As of now, Barr still gets my vote.  In the IT section of my office, 3/4 cubicles have Bob Barr 08 stuff posted.

Edit: Fuck. In her speech, she said nu-ku-lar.  :eyeroll:
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Re: WTG!
« Reply #20 on: August 29, 2008, 12:30:37 PM »
That's a non-starter though, the McCain born in Panama thing. It'd be a hyooge deal if it were a Demo though. =P
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Re: WTG!
« Reply #21 on: August 29, 2008, 12:32:52 PM »
Yeah, those were real kooks that said that.  Especially since the Senate passed a resolution saying he was a natural-born citizen.
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Re: WTG!
« Reply #22 on: August 29, 2008, 12:34:00 PM »
Pah naaaaaah mah!
Pah naaaaa mah ha!

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Re: WTG!
« Reply #23 on: August 29, 2008, 12:53:55 PM »
THE NEXT PAGE BUTTON

SEE ME USE IT
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Re: WTG!
« Reply #24 on: August 29, 2008, 12:56:37 PM »
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Re: WTG!
« Reply #25 on: August 29, 2008, 12:57:43 PM »
Oh I deleted the post where I brought up McCain being born in Panamawwwwwww
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Re: WTG!
« Reply #26 on: August 29, 2008, 02:07:45 PM »
Man, I really hate political discussions.
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Re: WTG!
« Reply #27 on: August 29, 2008, 02:27:19 PM »
All week: "red meat red meat red meat" Now: "hockey mom hockey mom hockey mom"

I was missing an Enterprise marathon for this? There's a good one on about Commander Shran right now.

Panama. gawd talk about synesthesia...I can taste the Boone's Farm and smell that yellow-triangle-bottle Liz Claiborne perfume all the girls used to wear...also, I can barely see the road from the heat coming off of it.


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Re: WTG!
« Reply #28 on: August 29, 2008, 04:17:02 PM »
Cheney wasn't eligible to run for VP, and the Bushies even admitted it but asserted (correctly) that they could get away with it just the same. 

The rules, they don't so much apply.

Anyway, Diebold's been admitting lately (more than once!) that they screwed the last few major elections, and there's, like, no media outcry, no politicians complaining, and apparently no plan to fix anything before November.  Maybe both sides think they have the hacker vote.  I dunno, but somewhere, someone's getting really rich.

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Re: WTG!
« Reply #29 on: August 29, 2008, 04:20:00 PM »
And that rich person isn't buying us our island, which is just rude.
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