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Re: Gridiron, lol
« Reply #15 on: January 19, 2009, 01:03:52 AM »
One pack of shitbirds downed by another.

Also, epic *CRINGE* for the poor guy who got his bell rung during the Balt'mo/Armpittsburg game. Ouch. Whiplash snaps are how motherfuckers get killed. Hopefully the worst he'll have is a sore neck and a headache.
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Re: Gridiron, lol
« Reply #16 on: February 01, 2009, 07:08:58 PM »
Shooot. I was hoping for the Steelers to not win #6, but this looks futile right now.
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Re: Gridiron, lol
« Reply #17 on: February 01, 2009, 08:48:25 PM »
That roughing call was complete :cow: :shit:
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Re: Gridiron, lol
« Reply #18 on: February 02, 2009, 02:06:01 AM »
Uffff. Yeah. I was hoping for an underdog victory. They had several million-to-one luck shots aimed at them and they still managed to fuck it up.
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Kinda like the Giants now that I think of it.
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Re: Gridiron, lol
« Reply #19 on: February 02, 2009, 09:42:27 AM »
Except for one or two moments, that game really stunk. I mean it was tense and exciting and all near the end, but I was a bit worried about the grass dying because of it being covered in yellow flags for a while there. A safety caused by a holding penalty in the end zone? Lame. That dude holding the other one down and punching him repeatedly? Lamer. Cutting out half the verses of "Born to Run" and "Tenth Avenue Freeze-Out?" Lamest.
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Re: Gridiron, lol
« Reply #20 on: February 02, 2009, 09:54:05 AM »
Nice groin shot when Bruce slid on his knees into the camera!   :knotty:
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Re: Gridiron, lol
« Reply #21 on: February 02, 2009, 10:56:16 AM »
I totally thought the Super Bowl was next weekend.  :eyeroll:

I was going to do a Super Bowl program window display for it at the shop.

Well, we only had two people in yesterday who were interested in sports stuff, so I guess it doesn't matter.  I'm real good with the current events.

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Re: Gridiron, lol
« Reply #22 on: February 02, 2009, 12:09:10 PM »
Heh. And I was feeling guilty about not having a 2009 calendar at home yet. Thanks, Axe!
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Re: Gridiron, lol
« Reply #23 on: February 02, 2009, 12:58:24 PM »
Heh. And I was feeling guilty about not having a 2009 calendar at home yet. Thanks, Axe!

We have one, it's Curious George.


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Re: Gridiron, lol
« Reply #24 on: February 02, 2009, 06:37:59 PM »
It's actually pretty rare that I use a calendar at home. I mostly use it to see when the next full moon is, and to mark down when I change the air filter in the furnace.

Yes, I lead an exciting life  :eyeroll:
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Re: Gridiron, lol
« Reply #25 on: February 02, 2009, 06:45:38 PM »
I used to use them a lot, but, then, I wasn't as depressed, for the most part.  I used to be a lot more organized and whatnot.

I also used to use the old Windows calendar a lot.  The Win 3.x Calendar program, I mean.  It was very simple, fast, reliable -- useful, if you will.  I actually installed it -- and Clock, too -- from that old hard drive just the other day, but I haven't started using it again.  Yet, I guess.

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Re: Gridiron, lol
« Reply #26 on: November 29, 2009, 11:15:06 PM »
Grey Cup was today - Saskatchewan vs Montreal.

From the CBC report (http://www.cbc.ca/sports/football/story/2009/11/29/alouettes-ridersgreycup.html):

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Saskatchewan Roughriders fans are used to disappointment, but this one has to be a hurt for the ages.

Leading the entire way, the West champions had a fourth-ever Grey Cup victory snatched from their hands by a 33-yard Damon Duval field goal on the final play of the game as the Montreal Alouettes came back for a 28-27 victory on Sunday in Calgary.

Duval had actually missed his first try, but the Riders were called for too many men on the field and the all-star kicker, who had not played well up to that point, was given another chance.

He put that one right down the middle, leaving the Riders, and the huge throng of green and white clad fans in the stands, stunned.


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Re: Gridiron, lol
« Reply #27 on: November 30, 2009, 05:51:03 AM »
Oops.

Well, if it's any comfort to them, Saskatchewan Roughriders is one of the longer team names I've seen in a while.  It could make an awkward Jumble.

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Re: Gridiron, lol
« Reply #28 on: November 30, 2009, 11:45:57 AM »
I was going to make a remark about there being two Rough Riders (Roughriders) teams in the CFL and how that amused me (to paraphrase Fark, Canada is out of ideas), but I see that hasn't been true since 1996.

So never mind.
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« Reply #29 on: November 30, 2009, 12:35:19 PM »
Wow. I was out on the island at the time so I had no idea the CFL had done an expansion session south of the border in the nineties. And I had three Canadian TV stations!
"Parasitic wasps laying eggs in other insects is a better love story than Twilight." - :bitzero:
"Anyhow, it was the best sentient food movie since Killer Tomatoes Eat France." - :flipper:
"lee marvin in drag is no way to spread the gospel, son." - TFJ
"It failed. My enemies have been purged." - Sidious
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"*drags taint* Oh cool, I didn't know you could do that." - mo.d