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IBTNP
« on: October 18, 2008, 06:10:07 PM »
IBTNP stands for...
I
Bet
The
Next
Person
...and it goes like this.  When you come in here, you will see a TRUE/FALSE question posted by the previous person.  You answer that T/F question and pose another one for the next person to answer.

Here goes...

IBTNP to post in this thread has bites his/her fingernails.
I overslept this morning.  I was hitting the snooze button like it was my little sister.
I overslept this morning.  I was banging the snooze button like it was my step sister.

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Re: IBTNP
« Reply #1 on: October 18, 2008, 06:14:42 PM »
Guilty.

I'm a biter.  Not so much a cutter.  But I wait until my nails are so long that they draw disgusted attention from others.

IBTNP hasn't voted in the past two years.



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Re: IBTNP
« Reply #2 on: October 18, 2008, 06:36:56 PM »
False.  I've voted in every single election/special election since 1996.


IBTNP has met Talix in person.
I overslept this morning.  I was hitting the snooze button like it was my little sister.
I overslept this morning.  I was banging the snooze button like it was my step sister.

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Re: IBTNP
« Reply #3 on: October 18, 2008, 06:51:09 PM »
Correct! :tal: and :smasher: were the first BCr's I encountered in meatspace, back when I had to spend a lot of time in the greater DC area.

I bet the next person to post here plays guitar. 
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Re: IBTNP
« Reply #4 on: October 18, 2008, 07:05:46 PM »
IBTNP has met Talix in person.

I hate to sideline, but yeah.  I would have hugged her much harder back in the day if I knew how remarkable a voice she would become in the years that followed.



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Re: IBTNP
« Reply #5 on: October 18, 2008, 07:11:28 PM »
I dunno if MCF plays guitar, but I don't.

I bet the next person to post in here owns a cat.
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Re: IBTNP
« Reply #6 on: October 18, 2008, 09:47:50 PM »
Nope. 3 pigs. One of whom passed-out with me on the couch.

IBTNP to post here is going to have a week full of good fortune with no bullshit strings attached.

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Re: IBTNP
« Reply #7 on: October 18, 2008, 10:10:30 PM »
You may be right!  I just got word that a job opening that I've been waiting for will appear in tomorrow's paper!  I'll let you know on Saturday.

IBTNP to comment here washes their hands after using a public restroom, but not at home.
I overslept this morning.  I was hitting the snooze button like it was my little sister.
I overslept this morning.  I was banging the snooze button like it was my step sister.

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Re: IBTNP
« Reply #8 on: October 18, 2008, 10:46:30 PM »
IBTNP has met Talix in person.

I hate to sideline, but yeah.  I would have hugged her much harder back in the day if I knew how remarkable a voice she would become in the years that followed.




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IBTNP to comment here washes their hands after using a public restroom, but not at home.

False.  I'm a washer home and away.

IBTNP isn't wearing pants.
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Re: IBTNP
« Reply #9 on: October 18, 2008, 10:58:14 PM »
DING!  Winnar!

IBTNP never had a paper route.
I overslept this morning.  I was hitting the snooze button like it was my little sister.
I overslept this morning.  I was banging the snooze button like it was my step sister.

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Re: IBTNP
« Reply #10 on: October 18, 2008, 11:20:15 PM »
False. My first job.

IBTNP can't whistle.
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Re: IBTNP
« Reply #11 on: October 18, 2008, 11:46:38 PM »
:innocent: Oh, I can. Not well, maybe, but I didn't always need a whistle while lifeguarding.

IBTNP has an album/CD that they don't admit owning to strangers.
I'm generalizing from one example here, but everyone generalizes from one example. At least, I do.

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Re: IBTNP
« Reply #12 on: October 19, 2008, 08:12:11 AM »
Nah - I'll confess to 'em all, I think.  Especially my autographed copy of John Taylor's Feelings Are Good And Other Lies.

IBTNP is caffeinated (unlike m'self...*considers a remedy once the cat moves*).
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Re: IBTNP
« Reply #13 on: October 19, 2008, 09:19:56 AM »
Sorry, been Caffeine free pretty much since I had the kidlet.

Bet the next person wishes that we could all meet every day in a little coffee shop, sit on a couch, and shoot the shit for a couple of hours before going on with our day/evening.
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Re: IBTNP
« Reply #14 on: October 19, 2008, 09:53:23 AM »
You bet correctly! However much I love this electronic life, it's not as ... satisfying ... as meatspace.

IBTNP likes science fiction novels.
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"Anyhow, it was the best sentient food movie since Killer Tomatoes Eat France." - :flipper:
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