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Re: IBTNP
« Reply #15 on: October 19, 2008, 10:09:37 AM »
That'd be a negatory.

IBTNP is not saving enough for retirement.
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Re: IBTNP
« Reply #16 on: October 19, 2008, 10:29:02 AM »
True.  :worried:  I have no long-term savings.  My plan is to die before I retire.

IBTNP has never been to Mexico.

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Re: IBTNP
« Reply #17 on: October 19, 2008, 04:20:11 PM »
True. I can't really think of a reason to want to either, except maybe to view Mayan ruins, and there's better places for that.

IBTNP has seen pictures of this building, but can't quite remember where.

It's symbolic of our struggle against reality.

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Re: IBTNP
« Reply #18 on: October 19, 2008, 05:04:23 PM »
Oh hell.  That's the building on Physical Graffiti, innit?

IBTNP has/had a relative that fought in World War II, and has a war story from that relative they can share.



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Re: IBTNP
« Reply #19 on: October 19, 2008, 06:45:25 PM »
My grandpa on my mom's side was in WW2, but I never met him. Died about 9 or 10 years before I was born...

IBTNP has 0 political bumper stickers on his/her car.

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Re: IBTNP
« Reply #20 on: October 19, 2008, 06:50:54 PM »
Not any more! Teh w1f3 went shopping and now I have an Obama magnet.

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Re: IBTNP
« Reply #21 on: October 19, 2008, 07:11:58 PM »
guilty.

IBTNP knows what it is and has had it.
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Re: IBTNP
« Reply #22 on: October 19, 2008, 07:22:34 PM »
False.

IBTNP hasn't double knotted their own shoe laces in more than 5 years.
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Re: IBTNP
« Reply #23 on: October 19, 2008, 07:37:21 PM »
False.  I double-knot the boots I wore to to park clean-up.

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Re: IBTNP
« Reply #24 on: October 19, 2008, 08:09:00 PM »
True.

The MLB strike back in 94 just killed the game for me.  I don't pay attention anymore.

And it hurts.  Because I loved the game before it was a business.

IBTNP will pack their lunch for work tomorrow.  What are you having?





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Re: IBTNP
« Reply #25 on: October 19, 2008, 08:13:59 PM »
False, since work is at home. The other half probably will pack some Chinese takeout leftovers though.

IBTNP has had a speeding ticket in the past five years.
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Re: IBTNP
« Reply #26 on: October 19, 2008, 08:32:13 PM »
Wrong!

My last speeding ticket was in 1991, and well beyond insurance history.  Yet I still pay soooo much.

IBTNP hasn't washed their hair in 48 hours.



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Re: IBTNP
« Reply #27 on: October 19, 2008, 08:52:40 PM »
Nope. I washed mine yesterday morning, so that's like 36 hrs.

IBTNP has called for pizza in the past two weeks.

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Re: IBTNP
« Reply #28 on: October 19, 2008, 08:54:28 PM »
False.  Mmmmmm Pizza.

IBTNP has thrown up in the last 6 months.
I overslept this morning.  I was hitting the snooze button like it was my little sister.
I overslept this morning.  I was banging the snooze button like it was my step sister.

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Re: IBTNP
« Reply #29 on: October 19, 2008, 09:06:34 PM »
Haha.  True.

I throw up ALL THE TIME!

IBTNP hasn't washed their bed sheets in over a week.