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Re: are you "that guy"?
« Reply #15 on: December 13, 2008, 11:40:26 PM »
She looks like Nicky Hilton.
Cause you're so beautiful
Like a tree
Or a high-class prostitute
You're so beautiful
Mmm, you could be a part-time model
But you'd probably have to keep your normal job

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Re: are you "that guy"?
« Reply #16 on: December 14, 2008, 01:06:38 AM »
They're aliens. No really, I can see the zipper on one of them...

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Re: are you "that guy"?
« Reply #17 on: December 14, 2008, 12:40:33 PM »
I don't even know what she looks like, but I'm still waiting for the day when more than 10% of fashion models know how to photograph women favorably.  She looks like a prostitute upholstered with heavily burnished 500-denier Cordura and a coat of burnt lard after being tied up by Lisa Simpson, Dominatrix, in the junk jewelry section of a poorly lit GoodWill.

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Re: are you "that guy"?
« Reply #18 on: December 14, 2008, 03:49:13 PM »
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Re: are you "that guy"?
« Reply #19 on: January 05, 2009, 01:41:15 PM »
I didn't take the quiz, but looking over the questions I think I am "That Guy".

I'm not sure if this is a good thing or a bad thing, although it may explain why people either love me or hate me.
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Re: are you "that guy"?
« Reply #20 on: January 05, 2009, 01:44:46 PM »
Let them hate, so long as they fear.
"After walking away from the other people backstage, Justin Bieber found a place where we could be alone -- a bathroom. We went inside and immediately his personality changed drastically. He began touching me and repeatedly said he wanted to fuck the shit out of me."

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Re: are you "that guy"?
« Reply #21 on: January 05, 2009, 01:58:34 PM »
They always fear. :D  It is best when the ones who love get scared for the first time.  I love that look on their faces.


(Yes I know I'm going to hell, but I'm okay with that and if you're good I'll let you have a seat on my special plane to hell.)
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Re: are you "that guy"?
« Reply #22 on: January 05, 2009, 02:00:21 PM »
 :D :detta: :detta: :detta:
"After walking away from the other people backstage, Justin Bieber found a place where we could be alone -- a bathroom. We went inside and immediately his personality changed drastically. He began touching me and repeatedly said he wanted to fuck the shit out of me."

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Re: are you "that guy"?
« Reply #23 on: January 05, 2009, 02:19:50 PM »
(Yes I know I'm going to hell, but I'm okay with that and if you're good I'll let you have a seat on my special plane to hell.)

I don't need a seat, but could use some air cover for my ship to hell?  Pirate ship, that is!  Arrrrrr!  Hell pirates with air support!
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Re: are you "that guy"?
« Reply #24 on: January 05, 2009, 02:34:06 PM »
My next band is all going to be fellow dads of college-aged kids.

We're going to call ourselves "The Helicopter Parents" and our iconography will include Hellfire missile - spewing Cobras and the "Death from Above" patches Col. Kilgore's guys wore in Apoc. Now.

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Re: are you "that guy"?
« Reply #25 on: January 05, 2009, 02:54:56 PM »
Wagner ear worm aaaauuuugh!
"After walking away from the other people backstage, Justin Bieber found a place where we could be alone -- a bathroom. We went inside and immediately his personality changed drastically. He began touching me and repeatedly said he wanted to fuck the shit out of me."

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Re: are you "that guy"?
« Reply #26 on: February 07, 2009, 10:30:07 AM »
Sadly I do know who Spencer Pratt is. He lived with one of the girls. I wanna say Audrina or Heidi, but really I have nooo idea. I think he's a total douchebag though.

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Re: are you "that guy"?
« Reply #27 on: February 07, 2009, 11:34:59 AM »
:confused:

To me, "Audrina", as much as anything, links to My Sweet Audrina, by V C Andrews.  (That's a Southern Gothic suspense quasi-incest romance novel.  They were very much in style before furry necrophilia went mainstream.)

And "Heidi" just conjures a different book with a different little girl -- who was friendly with goats and with her grandfather, but fortunately it's not That Kind of book.