Author Topic: Wha' Happen?  (Read 42983 times)

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Re: Wha' Happen?
« Reply #75 on: December 27, 2009, 11:41:43 PM »
Thurston's rich, the only one who always gets laid (they have separate hammocks, I know, but still), and all three women on the island act like they love him.

And both of the younger women hang all over Gilligan when they're in the mood.

Jonas is the unfortunate player in that little drama.  His repetoire of sexual expression consists only of repressed symbolic acts, of which there are basically two:  Taking off his hat . . . and hitting Gilligan with it. 

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Re: Wha' Happen?
« Reply #76 on: December 28, 2009, 02:41:32 AM »
The Captain totally spoots all over Gilligan while he's sleeping. It's a hazard of having the lower hammock and it's why he doesn't hear so well. Gunk in the ears.
"After walking away from the other people backstage, Justin Bieber found a place where we could be alone -- a bathroom. We went inside and immediately his personality changed drastically. He began touching me and repeatedly said he wanted to fuck the shit out of me."

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Re: Wha' Happen?
« Reply #77 on: December 28, 2009, 02:43:26 AM »
And yeah, I was only looking to use spoot in a sentence. Still, there's no denying that Gilligan is a product of some very, very wrong abuse.
"After walking away from the other people backstage, Justin Bieber found a place where we could be alone -- a bathroom. We went inside and immediately his personality changed drastically. He began touching me and repeatedly said he wanted to fuck the shit out of me."

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Re: Wha' Happen?
« Reply #78 on: December 28, 2009, 01:19:55 PM »
I am always Gilligan.




Damn it.

Hey I thought you were
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Re: Wha' Happen?
« Reply #79 on: December 28, 2009, 01:43:03 PM »
It's in the upper 70s/lower 80s here.

And now they have decent interweb access too!

Other than trying to land my ass a job working for someone sane, I've pretty much given up the idea of productivity for now.

:D

btw, I'm hyah (the green arrow is my exact spot atm)

Barbara and I were there in 2001.  Lots of chickens.

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Re: Wha' Happen?
« Reply #80 on: December 30, 2009, 11:43:28 PM »
where's bizb been?
you'd be surprised how much a nutsack can stretch. you have to stretch it yourself, not a woman. they don't do it quite right.

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Re: Wha' Happen?
« Reply #81 on: January 02, 2010, 11:40:20 AM »
The site was down for like the last 48 hours for me. Anyone else?

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Re: Wha' Happen?
« Reply #82 on: January 02, 2010, 11:57:08 AM »
I was not actually down for you for the last 48 hours, but, uh, maybe in spirit?




Yeah, I generally couldn't get through to BC, either.  You can usually tell if I can get here, though, by just seeing how long it's been since I posted.

[aware of that]

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Re: Wha' Happen?
« Reply #83 on: January 02, 2010, 02:21:01 PM »
Yeah, it happens all the time, but that was a pretty long stretch. It's some kind of server problem.
It's symbolic of our struggle against reality.

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Re: Wha' Happen?
« Reply #84 on: January 02, 2010, 09:30:11 PM »
*scoots on the carpet*
"After walking away from the other people backstage, Justin Bieber found a place where we could be alone -- a bathroom. We went inside and immediately his personality changed drastically. He began touching me and repeatedly said he wanted to fuck the shit out of me."

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Re: Wha' Happen?
« Reply #85 on: January 04, 2010, 01:37:50 PM »
I hadn't tried to login here from last Wed through today.
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Re: Wha' Happen?
« Reply #86 on: February 19, 2010, 08:45:22 AM »
I think I killed the Arts & Entertainment section  :uncertain:

I posted in there, and now when I click on that section, it opens to a blank page.
It's symbolic of our struggle against reality.

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Re: Wha' Happen?
« Reply #87 on: February 19, 2010, 09:04:17 AM »
:galm:

I blame Dali! :D

This is one strange problem. I honestly only have a few minutes to deal with it this morning, so if it continues, I apologize. I should have plenty of time after work or if I get done with the boatload of shit on my plate here at work.

I'll update with any progress.
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Re: Wha' Happen?
« Reply #88 on: February 19, 2010, 09:23:51 AM »
Uh, this might be a little disconcerting, but I didn't do anything and it seems to be fixed.

...for now.

If anyone runs into any issues durring the day, feel free to email me at my username @gmail.com or my real firstname.lastname@gmail.com, both will get to me before most other forms of communication. I'll take a closer look into WTF happened when I get home.
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Re: Wha' Happen?
« Reply #89 on: February 19, 2010, 05:04:44 PM »
Uh, this might be a little disconcerting, but I didn't do anything and it seems to be fixed.

...for now.

If anyone runs into any issues durring the day, feel free to email me at my username @gmail.com or my real firstname.lastname@gmail.com, both will get to me before most other forms of communication. I'll take a closer look into WTF happened when I get home.

I think I told you before that all you have to do is nod sagely and raise a brow when that happens.
"After walking away from the other people backstage, Justin Bieber found a place where we could be alone -- a bathroom. We went inside and immediately his personality changed drastically. He began touching me and repeatedly said he wanted to fuck the shit out of me."