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I hired you people to try to get a little track laid ...
« on: September 02, 2009, 12:44:39 PM »
... not to jump around like a bunch of Kansas City politicians!

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Re: I hired you people to try to get a little track laid ...
« Reply #1 on: September 02, 2009, 01:09:20 PM »
Holy Jesus in a lobster bib.

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Re: I hired you people to try to get a little track laid ...
« Reply #2 on: September 02, 2009, 02:04:40 PM »
Holy Mother of God in a Sidecar Eating Chocolate Jimmies with a Lobster Bib!

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Re: I hired you people to try to get a little track laid ...
« Reply #3 on: September 02, 2009, 02:31:41 PM »
Did you read that Xmas letter he links to in the article? DID YOU READ IT?

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Re: I hired you people to try to get a little track laid ...
« Reply #4 on: September 02, 2009, 02:35:27 PM »
I tried but it didn't load.

Edit: There it is.  Ugh.
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Cause you're so beautiful
Like a tree
Or a high-class prostitute
You're so beautiful
Mmm, you could be a part-time model
But you'd probably have to keep your normal job

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Re: I hired you people to try to get a little track laid ...
« Reply #5 on: September 02, 2009, 04:19:21 PM »
What a weird broad.  :trance:

Clearly an example that there is such a thing as spousal abuse perpetrated by women upon men.
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Re: I hired you people to try to get a little track laid ...
« Reply #6 on: September 02, 2009, 04:22:57 PM »
My publishing company received a copy of that Xmas letter.  She even sent a copy to the Kansas City Star.  She has no shame, and is clearly out of her mind.

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Re: I hired you people to try to get a little track laid ...
« Reply #7 on: September 02, 2009, 06:24:56 PM »
A whole LOT of male politicians have certifiably crazy wives.  I don't know how that happens, and I don't want to speculate, and maybe it is just the media-exposure thing producing a perceived statistical bump, and all, but . . . .

Al Gore's wife . . . a little crazy.

Tony Blair's wife . . . utter squirrel bait.

The new Japanese prime minister's wife wrote a book in which she explained how she was abducted by aliens in her sleep and taken to lush, green Venus.


It happens a LOT.

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Re: I hired you people to try to get a little track laid ...
« Reply #8 on: September 02, 2009, 07:17:21 PM »
I read that Christmas letter in Harpers years ago. hahaha