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Re: Things Only A Republican Can Believe
« Reply #645 on: May 03, 2018, 03:49:35 PM »
you'd be surprised how much a nutsack can stretch. you have to stretch it yourself, not a woman. they don't do it quite right.

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Re: Things Only A Republican Can Believe
« Reply #646 on: May 03, 2018, 04:19:17 PM »
It's not like there was ever a time I didn't think Rudy Giuliani was a smug gibbering imbecile.

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Re: Things Only A Republican Can Believe
« Reply #648 on: May 03, 2018, 09:42:59 PM »
you'd be surprised how much a nutsack can stretch. you have to stretch it yourself, not a woman. they don't do it quite right.

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Re: Things Only A Republican Can Believe
« Reply #649 on: June 14, 2018, 10:41:33 AM »
Just had two recruiters from the Air Force in here, asking if they could drop off some pamphlets.  Well, OK, a few. 

The pamphlets show five people, three of them women, none of them white.

Yay for Diversity?  Or Boo for Trying to Make Minorities Fight Wars?  :shrug:

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Re: Things Only A Republican Can Believe
« Reply #650 on: June 14, 2018, 01:21:27 PM »
So is the air force hiring pilots or are they hiring gamers to control drones?
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Re: Things Only A Republican Can Believe
« Reply #651 on: June 14, 2018, 02:22:07 PM »
Pamphlet would have you believe they're just paying people to get degrees.

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Re: Things Only A Republican Can Believe
« Reply #652 on: June 14, 2018, 08:15:05 PM »
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you'd be surprised how much a nutsack can stretch. you have to stretch it yourself, not a woman. they don't do it quite right.

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Re: Things Only A Republican Can Believe
« Reply #653 on: June 15, 2018, 03:30:53 PM »
Pamphlet would have you believe they're just paying people to get degrees.

Military is exempt from truth in advertising laws, I guess.
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Re: Things Only A Republican Can Believe
« Reply #654 on: June 16, 2018, 09:40:13 AM »
They constantly have not-a-scandals where it turns out recruiters lied outrageously to get people to sign up.  Not just the Air Force, of course.  It's ridiculous.

And then there's that thing where we enlist non-citizens (which shouldn't even be allowed) and promise them citizenship after their service but then just deport them.  Ha ha!

Fucking crazy.  And kind of one of the things that, you know, destroyed the Roman Empire.  But utterly dickish even so.