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Re: Referendum 71
« Reply #15 on: January 22, 2010, 01:53:35 PM »
...Polygamy, frankly, may not be legally recognized in the US -- you can't use it to get tax breaks or extra welfare money, which is about 75% of what most of the GOP is really concerned about -- but it's easy to get away with so long as none of the wives involved are underage or close relatives or unwilling.

And because of the ban on Polygamy, legally the 'unwed' wives of fundamentalist mormons collect welfare since they are stay at home moms and their 'husband's' financial well being is irrelevant since they're not legally married.
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Re: Referendum 71
« Reply #16 on: January 22, 2010, 02:19:16 PM »
:hmm:

I hadn't even thought of that.  You know, the funny thing is that if it's a black couple where they have kids and/or cohabit but aren't married, then of course it's a totally different story.

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Re: Referendum 71
« Reply #17 on: January 22, 2010, 04:17:21 PM »
Oh, the 'pubs hate the blacks too.
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Re: Referendum 71
« Reply #18 on: January 22, 2010, 08:43:32 PM »
Yeah, and that's basically what they're saying here.  We'd all be raping turtles non-stop if not for specific adherence to Biblical law.

These people are seriously, seriously deranged.  I think a lot of them just haven't thought much about what they're saying, but still.

To be fair, I haven't raped a turtle myself in the 6 years since I found Jesus.

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Re: Referendum 71
« Reply #19 on: January 22, 2010, 08:44:55 PM »
So you're saying you'd rather hump Jesus than a turtle?

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Re: Referendum 71
« Reply #20 on: January 22, 2010, 09:09:17 PM »
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Re: Referendum 71
« Reply #21 on: January 22, 2010, 09:24:25 PM »
:galm:
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Re: Referendum 71
« Reply #22 on: January 22, 2010, 09:41:45 PM »
Only on Wednesdays. Today's Friday, so I'll just stick to booze.

Hey, if it's well aged it's not alcohol abuse.
I'm generalizing from one example here, but everyone generalizes from one example. At least, I do.

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Re: Referendum 71
« Reply #23 on: January 22, 2010, 09:44:18 PM »
I don't understand the mechanics of raping a turtle,,,where does your stuff go?
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Re: Referendum 71
« Reply #24 on: January 22, 2010, 10:23:26 PM »
Nowhere good.



Actually, if you're unaware of turtle physiology, this is not the occasion where you'd want to learn about it.

Man, O'Reilly really is a weird guy.  I know a lot of people blamed Conryn (sp?) for the turtle meme, but apparently his speech writer stole it from O'Reilly, and Conryn didn't actually use it.  Because, you know, it's too chicken-biting crazy.

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Re: Referendum 71
« Reply #25 on: January 23, 2010, 05:32:45 PM »
Better hope it's not a snapping turtle...
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Re: Referendum 71
« Reply #26 on: January 23, 2010, 05:33:36 PM »
And speaking of turtle fuckers, where has Nex been anyway?
"It all trickles down from the hot sex. I'm not saying you don't need cheese, just that if you concentrate on the hot sex, the cheese will follow. Naturally."--PsiDefect 03-19-2002 11:28 AM