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Re: Stupid Questions
« Reply #195 on: December 29, 2011, 10:17:15 PM »
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Re: Stupid Questions
« Reply #196 on: December 30, 2011, 10:54:54 AM »
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Re: Stupid Questions
« Reply #197 on: December 30, 2011, 11:03:19 AM »
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wait. it's just a vegetable product mang.

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Re: Stupid Questions
« Reply #198 on: December 30, 2011, 11:05:25 AM »
Exactly.
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Re: Stupid Questions
« Reply #199 on: December 30, 2011, 12:42:46 PM »
I have TWICE accidentally put a contact solution containing hydrogen peroxide in my eye.  The first time, I didn't realize it was different and just used my normal lens case.  THAT was a nasty surprise.  I was crying and thought I was going to throw up.  Then just the other day I accidentally rinsed a contact with it, then thought it would be okay if I washed it real good with saline solution.  That did not work, but at least I was ready for it and got it out of my eye as soon as I could.
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Re: Stupid Questions
« Reply #200 on: December 30, 2011, 04:50:07 PM »
Oh, yeah -- I did that a number of times, back in the day.  Stupid Aosept system.

For me, at least, the all-in-one contact stuff is brilliant.  And the Meijer generic is like $4 a bottle.

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Re: Stupid Questions
« Reply #201 on: December 30, 2011, 05:48:41 PM »
I wear contacts a lot more now that I'm using the daily disposables. Those are kind of awesome.
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Re: Stupid Questions
« Reply #202 on: December 30, 2011, 05:50:25 PM »
do not get pepper oil in your contacts.

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Re: Stupid Questions
« Reply #203 on: December 31, 2011, 03:31:24 PM »
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Re: Stupid Questions
« Reply #204 on: January 17, 2012, 11:03:03 AM »
The serrano peppers were yummy  :thumbsup: I haven't tried them in the curry yet, but I think they'll work fine. I've eaten them raw and added them to chili and some kind of oriental noodle dish.

 
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Re: Stupid Questions
« Reply #205 on: January 17, 2012, 11:10:23 AM »
The teflon on my 12" Calphalon skillet has started to flake off  :angry: I'm sure I've probably voided the warranty somehow.

Anyway, anyone have any experience/opinions about ceramic cookware? I'm considering replacing the skillet with a ceramic coated one.
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Re: Stupid Questions
« Reply #206 on: January 17, 2012, 11:20:25 AM »
stainless steel might be better ... certainly better than teflon.

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Re: Stupid Questions
« Reply #207 on: January 17, 2012, 11:23:37 AM »
I've had a big stainless skillet for years, but never use it  :hmm: Maybe I'll pull it out and try it next time. I just assumed it would be a pain in the ass to clean.
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Re: Stupid Questions
« Reply #208 on: January 17, 2012, 11:30:54 AM »
I use soap and a little scrubber brush on mines, but if you want to use your ass I might try some non-scratch cleaner with.   :P
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Re: Stupid Questions
« Reply #209 on: January 17, 2012, 11:35:38 AM »
I've got a 12" Scotch-Brite pad that I sit on pans with. As I watch my soaps, I just wiggle my ass to clean my pans.

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