Author Topic: Competitive Eating  (Read 7977 times)

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Re: Competitive Eating
« Reply #15 on: May 27, 2010, 08:35:00 PM »
:pray: pleeeeease let me and axe write it.

Go for it.  He hasn't blogged it yet, so I could do a revised submission.  Or if he has, it's a blogspot blog and y'alls could tell the real story as a comment.
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Re: Competitive Eating
« Reply #16 on: May 27, 2010, 08:40:45 PM »
Throw in crustulovore.  It means pastry-eater.

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Re: Competitive Eating
« Reply #17 on: May 27, 2010, 08:48:14 PM »
It takes 20 minutes for the message "I'm full" to get from your stomach to your brain.

I don't know if this is a speed contest (how many in a set amount of time) or a volume contest (who can eat the most of a huge thing). If it is a volume contest the above statement is the secret to success. Even if you have an hour to finish something, if you haven't gotten it pretty much done in the first 20 minutes you aren't going to finish.

If speed is the thing - all I know is that they dip the hot dog buns in water for some reason. Chewing is for sissys.
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Re: Competitive Eating
« Reply #18 on: May 28, 2010, 12:10:36 PM »
OK, it looks like we have a few hours.  I'm either the third or the fourth

If you guys want to collaborate I can probably resubmit.
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Re: Competitive Eating
« Reply #19 on: May 28, 2010, 02:27:06 PM »
So from looking at that, it appears the first one to finish eating their 14" doughnut wins?

Are you going to eat anything between now and then? It seems to me that sometimes it's better to not be too hungry when you're trying to eat a large volume - it seems like you fill up too fast. Maybe better to pig out tonight and then not eat again until the contest.

Do they drug test?  :P A big ol' doob might help.
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Re: Competitive Eating
« Reply #20 on: May 28, 2010, 02:37:33 PM »
I ate a dozen doughnuts tripping on acid once.  Not a recommendation, just saying.
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Re: Competitive Eating
« Reply #21 on: May 28, 2010, 02:49:46 PM »
It's better not to starve oneself.  And yes, whomever eats it the fastest wins.  We get 8 minutes.  Basically it's a 14" doughnut with toppings like oreo cookie crumbs, smores bits, malted milk balls, etc.  Think of Pysho Donuts as kind of a cross between a donut shoppe and an frozen yogurt shoppe.
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Re: Competitive Eating
« Reply #22 on: May 28, 2010, 04:10:27 PM »
Is is a cake doughnut or a yeast doughnut, because if it is a yeast doughnut - I could polish off a 14 incher in about half that time.
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Re: Competitive Eating
« Reply #23 on: May 28, 2010, 04:17:04 PM »
:shock:

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Re: Competitive Eating
« Reply #24 on: May 28, 2010, 04:19:53 PM »
 :lol:
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Re: Competitive Eating
« Reply #25 on: May 28, 2010, 06:10:46 PM »
:shock:

FSTOOCOOD!

Indeed :clap:

It will probably be yeasty.  I haven't tried the donut pizzas yet.  They're huge and have choice of four toppings (arranged in quadrants) special order for events, meetings, and or parties.

I've polished off a dozen Krispy Kracks before in probably a minute so I think my changes are good.  I've also polished off a whole large pizza before countless times.
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Re: Competitive Eating
« Reply #26 on: May 28, 2010, 09:49:30 PM »
boiyoiyoiyoiyoiyoing
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Re: Competitive Eating
« Reply #27 on: May 28, 2010, 10:13:02 PM »
They should have competitive eating teams, like bowling has.

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Re: Competitive Eating
« Reply #28 on: May 28, 2010, 10:18:00 PM »
i believe that's the first vox sig i've ever had.

That almost makes me want a whole in my ear.
Maybe I could stick one in my belly button. - mo
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Re: Competitive Eating
« Reply #29 on: June 01, 2010, 05:41:13 PM »
Are you going to eat anything between now and then? It seems to me that sometimes it's better to not be too hungry when you're trying to eat a large volume - it seems like you fill up too fast. Maybe better to pig out tonight and then not eat again until the contest.

I failed at reading comprehension. I thought this event was last Saturday. I was wondering how it turned out, and now I see it's next Saturday. You probably thought I was suggesting you starve yourself for a week  :lol:

They've got your profile up now  :thumbsup:
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