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Re: teabagging
« Reply #30 on: August 19, 2010, 04:19:20 PM »
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Re: teabagging
« Reply #31 on: August 22, 2010, 04:54:25 PM »
Keep seeing pictures of people holding those signs that say YOU CAN HAVE A MOSQUE AT GROUND ZERO WHEN WE CAN BUILD A SYNAGOGUE IN MECCA.

Well that doesn't make any sense.  A mosque in Jerusalem might be a reasonable parallel, although actually there are at least a few mosques in Jerusalem already, from what I remember. 

Maybe the equivalent would be if the protesters could have a church in Baghdad.  Arguably, 'Muslims' bombed Manhattan by plane, and Christians certainly bombed Baghdad by plane, and in both cases the motivation was a trifle confused and random civilians were killed.  I know the sign says 'synagogue', but I've yet to see a picture where the person holding it looked like they were probably Jewish.  Baghdad has a lot of Christian churches already, though -- but apparently it's down to a single synagogue, so there might be some traction there.

Although, of course, it really should be 'when we can build an Xe office above a McDonald's in Baghdad.'

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Re: teabagging
« Reply #32 on: August 22, 2010, 11:39:46 PM »
How about:

YOU CAN HAVE A MOSQUE AT GROUND ZERO WHEN WE CAN BUILD A METHODIST CHURCH IN VATICAN CITY

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Re: teabagging
« Reply #33 on: August 23, 2010, 08:33:50 AM »
:hmm:

I don't know.  Google says there's a Methodist church just outside of Vatican City, which seems pretty good.

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Re: teabagging
« Reply #34 on: August 23, 2010, 11:37:51 AM »
That's an entirely different country!
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Re: teabagging
« Reply #35 on: August 27, 2010, 05:13:06 PM »
From another thread: I will abandon my support of the mosque near Ground Zero when those against said mosque agree that the church where George Tiller was murdered should become a Burlington Coat Factory.

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Re: teabagging
« Reply #36 on: October 31, 2010, 08:55:35 PM »
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