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Re: NBA
« Reply #330 on: April 16, 2015, 03:30:34 PM »
At least it's not racist.
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Re: NBA
« Reply #331 on: April 16, 2015, 04:12:22 PM »
A wonderful bird is the Pelican.
His beak can hold more than his belly can.
He can hold in his beak
Enough food for a week!
But I'll be darned if I know how the hellican?

― Dixon Lanier Merritt

I'm generalizing from one example here, but everyone generalizes from one example. At least, I do.

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Re: NBA
« Reply #332 on: April 16, 2015, 09:29:13 PM »
I just saw the Pelican team name and all I could think was "What if Peli-can't?"
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Re: NBA
« Reply #333 on: April 17, 2015, 12:28:44 AM »
I hope they have a good series with the Dubs, but I still want the Dubs to win it all.
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Re: NBA
« Reply #334 on: April 17, 2015, 09:16:34 AM »
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At first, I thought you meant the Wizards.  And I was like




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Re: NBA
« Reply #335 on: April 22, 2015, 12:34:08 PM »
I still call them the Bullets.
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Re: NBA
« Reply #336 on: May 14, 2015, 01:15:57 AM »
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Re: NBA
« Reply #337 on: May 14, 2015, 01:40:23 AM »
In other news, all the semis are 3-2 so it's making for some nice intrigue.  Go Dubs!
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Re: NBA
« Reply #338 on: July 07, 2016, 10:42:52 AM »
Can I just say:

- Durant to Golden State is perfectly sensible.  He did give OKC nine years, and frankly I wouldn't be shocked if this was something the league was hoping for when they pumped up the salary cap.  Besides, rumor has it that he was frustrated with the coaching on offense in OKC.  And he did it classy, not LeBronnishly.

It's kind of the clap of doom for OKC, for awhile, but that's how it goes in this league.  They had nine good years, and they were the second-best team last year.  It was just one of those seasons where the third or fourth-best team won the championship.


- Wade to Chicago is slightly odd, but Wade leaving Miami shouldn't surprise anyone, and he grew up in Chicago.  The new Bulls lineup is bizarro, but it shouldn't be boring.  And this is way better than if he'd taken the minimum to join the Cavs.  He was the one who made the bigger sacrifice in Miami, and LBJ just indicated he needs more money, so that would've been ugly.

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Re: NBA
« Reply #339 on: July 07, 2016, 11:58:46 AM »
Concur completely.  Durant is a good guy and will actually fit in with the team chemistry of the Warriors.  I think he'll have fun there and he handled it so much better than the egotistical jerk LBJ.
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Re: NBA
« Reply #340 on: June 20, 2017, 09:35:12 AM »
Ever since I lost faith in the playoffs, the off-season trading frenzy has become one of my favorite things about the NBA, and, boy, this year is terrific so far.

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